Chess in a Nutshell 

bit late

hi

Great

Who ARE you?

@chess official channel?

Always castle early, or some bitch will come and fork a rook and a queen with a knight, you will cry, you will be in pain

@@manaspradhan8041 But one more move would put my night on such a good outpost😢

@@manaspradhan8041 or they go the other way around and checkmate you

Whenever I have no idea what the fuck to do I just castle. Works every time. Well, almost every time. Well, not very much actually. Well, ok I'll just stop beating myself up about it.

This guy is good hahaha 😆😂

Bishop on the other end of the board: "I am speed"

@@miguelpereira9859 Me destroying my opponent with my queen: *I AM INVINCIBLE*

😭😭😂

Sniper bishops are poggers

@@suezuccati304yep

I was in Malaysia where some guy at the guesthouse I was staying in wanted to play chess against people from all different countries. I have to say I didn't really represent the US that well.

@@troodon1096Embarassing

French people losing to Germans

nope not me, I hate losing. Winning feels like their nation picked the wrong guy. They lose: Oh they made the nation look bad. I lose: Oh I look bad.

I'm Swiss, I don't play.

essentially, yes.

How do I unthink this

Well, "Checkmate" is a way to say that the king is already dead, so, we could see a TV show called "1000 ways to die - King Chess edition" :v

@@CarassiusAu Oh no, now I see it!

@@nicolasleonnarino3159 Checkmate requiem

don't forget to tuck your king, fianchetto, and make a bunch of random knight moves to look like you know what you're doing

@@fishecake2794 *Yes Frank, it is called rerouting my knight, like know what I am doing, you don't need to tell me* (hangs knight next move)

@@giannisr.7733 "i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move" *botez gambits*

Lol im also chess champion, and was twice

Just don‘t move either king or rook to the wrong square

Lol this one's good

He just casted an UNO reverse to the guy who would later beat him.

Trivia time¡ The queen as a chess piece was only introduced centuries after the game was created and replaced a much lamer piece known as the advisor

@@ADAJ342 what did the advisor do!

@@koldfusion3742 ,the same as the bishop but could only move one square on each turn. The bishop also served as a replacement.

It’s so fucking true too

When in doubt, *castle*

Small brain move that makes you look big brain

I made it one thousand congrats

@@jitendradutta2374 n o

😂😂

*does en passant* I'm the OG International Grand Master Wizard Dragon Slayer

Wins a game against a bot on easy mode: I am pro

So true

More like when you do en passant

the queen just teleports around england

when england's in danger, the queen teleports and slits the throat of whoever is causing the threat.

@@vinkhe861 unless it's a horse

@@vinkhe861 MADE IN HEAVEN

@@abeingfrom10thdimension55 korega Made in Heaven da

or hes actually looking at one

Or it's a stock image of looking at a chessboard

@@meemtiem1273 The chess board has pinkish background so I think it’s rather the Pogchamps tournament edited onto the glasses’ lens

The knight hands out Ls more often with those sneaky forks.

What does that even mean?

@@sahildhama6315 L means loser I think

@@sahildhama6315 If you were asking about the fork, it's when a piece threatens 2 pieces in the same time, which means the opponent is forced to sacrifice one of the involved pieces to save the other. As for being sneaky, it's quite difficult for a beginner to predict the pathing of a horse (mainly due to carelessness) and by such to prevent a fork.

I am indian bro chess is invented in india so it's in our dna blood

the true ultimate player

perhaps magma carton IS the indian man

@@WaterDroplet02 just replied to say I played against an indian man named Cagnus Marlsen, my day is horrible and my elo is even worse

i love magnet carpet

@@Joeseppi indeed, mignon cuisine is one of the best players out there

We sit on the floor with legs crossed.

@@prajwalbharambe343 that's a darn good gaming chair

@death skull1897 Yeah the seats of our buses are so good that they’re always occupied

I thought they just wear gaming socks

@Rritobak Dutta I do that, whenever I watch videos or play Games

Stalemate is the fucking worst

indian bus chess man is the ultimate warrior

Best part is he actually had to beat an indian guy at chess for world champion rank

@@GovernorBroadsideDS Actually I still remember the Vatican guy that won me yesterday. Pope playing Chingorin variation.

@@GovernorBroadsideDS what's funnier is that chess really wasn't that big in India before vishwanathan Anand became the world champion. The families where parents would teach their kids chess still had great players but for the most part it wasn't a very popular game in India.

the person in indian bus was vishi anand :p

He’s forgetting real life

I mean the lawn can also take the queen sooooo

Too bad that doesn’t work in real life

clash royale. i think you can do it there too.

@@seon41 clash of clans

Do you try the French Defence? I heard German players have a tactic against that called BLITZKRIEG

@@zaaxi7424 Yes but you can use "Napoleon took Berlin in 6 days" to counter that !

South east asian here, we use guerilla warfare tactics in our chess. We don't have any pawns, well they think that we don't have any pawns. One second, they think they're safe there and then suddenly, boom the jungle starts speaking.

@@LeeKuanYew_ You can only do that if germany isn't allied with russia and they activate their winter card. One of the most op defensive tactic ever, the devs need to nerf it.

@@LeeKuanYew_ But there's an opening trap in that system called _french surrender in six weeks_

Ikr

Ong

I know this is 6 months old but! Is “En passant” an English (as in the language) saying???

@@NatLaS "En passant" is french language. The english translation of en passant is "in passing".

@@physicsisawesome696 I know, but I thought it would be weird to randomly throw French in there so I thought it was an actual saying ahah

@@NatLaS there's a lot of French words/phrases used in every language lol

@@solus8685 True ahah I just found it weird that I had never heard of this one which, in hindisght, is silly

-Joeseppi, 2020

*slaps piece*

“This bitch moves where the fuck she likes.”

@@neoupath 😂😂😂😂

@@ardaali8253 "fok"

Lol im also chess champion, and was twice

FR though. The accent makes it way more funny.

@@F-35BLightningII so true

cheers man, glad ya liked it

I can only agree :D laughed my buttcheeks off xD

Lol that king can get mated by 63 queen, must be ahell of a night...

@@crgaming8102 Boom, baby!

I Also found it hilarious especially when the windows error message popped up 😂

@@3_smh_3 LMFAO

No, it's more like the queen is on roller skates. Literally EVERY piece has a 100% kill chance of any other piece it attacks, their limitation is all merely one of mobility.

@@3_smh_3 After losing their two towers, everyone has an assault rifle..

Correction she has an enderpearl

@@3_smh_3 LOL

Then he goes to court and Sue's you for cheating in the championships and destroying his property because if hes smart he knows his laws

@@uishaggy8552 but he’s not looking tho so he doesn’t know that

Then he looks back too quick ans sees you absorb the entire board

yum

Eating

Bishop from 8 squares away pinning the pawn thats protecting my rook: 🗿🍷

why is everyone going on about this, it literally isnt even true.

@@seon41 woosh

@@junko7317 i kinda dont think so

@@seon41 ?

@@seon41 *cough* january 5th attempted assasination *cough*

Wait a second

Hol' up

myth

also the only game where bots are gonna kick your ass

@@napalotFPS oh yeah the fact that that’s an actual fact is awesome

Magnum Carlos: the Mexican chess cartel

It sounds even better 😆 Magnum

Oh you fucked up that comment

You still probably won’t win though

@Facu B. L. Unfortunately not. But he wishes it was; he'd find it as easy as tic-tac-toe.

e4 e5, kf3, kc6, bc4

Nice

@Somali Ghosh Dr fate:ok son.

Queens Gambit Declined yo

Astolfo 😩

That's actually not a boring opening.

1. e4 e5 2. Ke2!! Ke7!!

@@charactooling6470 Bongcloud opening

+1 🤣

Lol

Agreed

Agreed

200th like

YOU LOST YOUR KNIGHT YOU LITTLE CUCKLORD

True

Big brain i never noticed that 😳

Like in real life?

@@midge_gender_solek3314 course not it’s impossible to get that many queens cause you wouldn’t even have enough pawns but, yes white would’ve won cause black wouldn’t have a king

@@zacharykerr7973 I meant colonialism

Right!

😂

I wish it was true😪

indians *

Can't agree more.

CBT?

Indian chess bots

That’s probably why white won

Black lost tho.....it has no king....

@@shivanshchauhan712 yah

@@shivanshchauhan712 it was all part of my master plan...

Even if black had a king they would draw because the white king cannot even make a move even if it wanted to lose and then its a draw

@@jensswieringa846 Well the king is checkmated, no way it would be a draw

As Indian, Can confirm.

russia and india are powerhouse of chess. although russia has more powerful players chess was invented in india

Yes. Indians and Russians have an absurd tradition on chess.

Am indian, am shit at chess

@@obj_obj same lol

I agree, this video IS GREAT

@@someweeb. Tronny

@@Hol_a1 yup

*every one of his videos are great

Pls help me mhmmp

I once played 50 games I lost all of them

How would your even play blindfolded?

@@jaxonmurtagh3265 memorizing the chess boards and having people tell you what move they made

I fail to memorize what i ate 1 hour ago and this dude can memorize the position of each figure on 10 chessboards. Life sucks...

I know that guy! He gave me a hacky sack!

Me too!

Lol, not gonna lie im decent but there is probably millions of people better than me

Am with you mate

I mean I'm ok ok Relatively Speaking My friends all pass their time playing free fire and stuff I'm Vishwanathan Anand Compared to them what can I say lol

@@Sumirevins I get u man even my friends are mostly hogging over free fire while im hogging my time wondering what to do

Carlsen

It is actyally real tactic

*the manipulator*

I just steal all the other pieces untill i can find a way to checkmate the other player

jokes on you, no one has to manipulate me, I always make mistakes

That’s actually how I used to win against my brother when I was younger, whenever he started attacking I said “I guess it’s time for my secret weapon, I’m sorry” or “it’s sad you can’t see what I’m about to do” and just confused the fuck out of him

Lol true

@@calindarul and America lost both towers (9/11 terrorist attack reference)

@@oscarlockard1965 no need to explain it mate

@@oscarlockard1965 Some day, 9/11 may be considered as obscure knowledge on the internet. But today is not that day.

Hehehehhe

One day I will achieve that title bcz I practice daily with that man (playing chess on the bus).

not good as a bongcloud master (BM) smh

edited because i was not the same man 2 years ago , astaghfirullah

nice try

I now know how to play!! Thx.

Lol

yes🙂

Interesting how there were two people in my class (just after year 7), they were the dumbest people I ever knew personally like bottom set for every subject and learning disabilities, but they were chess gods winning literally every tournament without even trying. Now one of them had to do an extra year of 6th form college and the other does weed and literally is the biggest stupidest troublemaker ever, so I wish I could agree with your comment but I can’t anymore 😭

@@adw1zDang. That makes me feel even dumber than i did before.

i win at chess against my classes and it boosts my ego so much

I won in a chess tournament at school and I feel godly. I won a mini chess set and I feel great.

incorrect but a common illusion

sneaky bastards

Always have to keep an eye out. Lost many games to them

They’re the snipers of the chess-world

Same

@@ADAJ342 SNIPER GET DO- *gets fucking obliterated from the other side of the board*

Mr blue sky

That's why he lost so fast.

Wow that's racist, let's cancel the creator

ikr

How was it already checkmate in one move?

@@SimGunther it was a joke

Yeah, we're taught chess as soon as we step into the world (To be fair, chess originated in India)

Chess isn't something you're taught. You are either born with it or not.

@@botnathan6028 Oh, you didn't get MY joke, huh?

@@botnathan6028 I r/woosh YOUR r/woosh YOU SIMPLETON

@@botnathan6028 Oh, you thought I literally believed you can have chess in you? Lol.

Magnus: What's this? I haven't gotten checkmate yet? Jotaro: I put your king in check at the 13 second mark.

@@rikiishitoru8885 queen? In check? What dimension do you think you're in?

@@wellshit9489 My bad, I keep getting the king and queen mixed up

@@rikiishitoru8885 did I fuck the reference up? Is your name not what I think it is?

@@rikiishitoru8885 nice username 👌🏽

Their HP is their psychological health. You know your winning when they get stressed out. And when you get checkmate it’s ultimate humiliation for your opponent

i don't expect to found you there lmao

Well actually you can in chess.com

@Quantum Spice Oh no I’ve been compromised

@@nobume8879 Didn't expect a wall to be here

snom

@@mightycannon1512 what?

@@absolutscheisse4483 snom

@@absolutscheisse4483 *S N O M*

But Russians are the best at chess

Haven't we all?

Yeah and trying to play chess during online class doesnt help. Welp there goes my queen

Seems accurate

Or if it wasn't boring as fuck and played by nerds with superiority complexes

@@TheTGOAC see gothamchess if u want to choke laughing

Same, but im so bad lol

this comment got me into ur mom! (jk)

Same here

@@EaterOfGeese cringe and u had to say jk ╰（‵□′）╯

Btw this method doesn't work for online players

Fikret Bossman is punch and ddos not interchangeable

I can confirm this it is very effective

that would be animal abuse

Use the tactical nuke mod (exploiting) and nuke your opponents

yea u can't do it with two hands because in tournaments the piece u touch is the piece u have to move u can't change hence u have to it with the king

That's how his opponent won, it's the equal as forgetting to say UNO when having a last card

@@eliel1815shadow I didn't notice and was wondering how he lost. Thnx

Most chess websites allow you to "premove", essentially make a move that will automatically be played when your opponent makes a move. It shouldn't be used unless you'er absolutely sure about the development of the game and your opponents moves, lest you might hang your piece or worse

Atleast The Game Isn't Racist

Edwardo Franco yea that makes sense

I think we all know what *pawns* look like...

Sometimes the pawn gets promoted to a bishop also so... can't really say anything

@@akshatrakesh8697 hehe

@Justaguywith Googlepfp thanks man you made me laugh hard 🤗😄

😏

Well it's has sense since they invented the game 😂

Me, an Indian who sucks at chess: 😶

Kings Indian and queens indian*

@@BigBoy-vp6lp u hav dishonored our great nation

Love the fried liver

It's also expensive to master. Literally, to get the grandmaster title you'd probably have spent about as much money in tournament inscriptions as in a college degree (and probably won it back on the prices, but still)

@@robinsuj And even after that, the Joe just won't get to the title.

I didn't get it?

@@valinorean4816 L stands for loss or lose

And a castle

Lmao

this is how flat earthers treat nasa videos lol

BBC

Damn man you had to copy the comment right above you?

@@awesome_hh7002 lmao for me its below him

Lol that's exactly what I thought when I came

@@awesome_hh7002 Imagine giving a shit

One of the queens is a king in disguise.

sounds like a kkk rank

gave me KKK vibes. WeirdChamp

LMFAO

ahahaha hope you don’t look like him

MY BOTHER

@@jestfullgremblim8002 It's a good synonym for brother tbf

Haha

Double the RooksTM

That assumes Microsoft doesn’t already know his location.

Im pretty sure i can beat bill gates at chess im a simple intermidiate player

but it wasn't first played there

@Asian Ducko is this some sort of trap im too smart to fall for

@Asian Ducko are you asian tho?

@Asian Ducko understandable, have a nice day

@@_username yes

How xqc felt when he was checkmated by charlie in 6 steps on pogchamps

6x6 cube: yare yare daze

Painfully correct

That is exactly what I said

@@chaosmaster7476 But Did the Horse Killed the queen??