Child Discipline Isn't What It Used To Be. Fred Klett - Full Special 

Because it's so true! Parents just appear, i sweatergawd!

My mother was like that..never a warning. She was just there.

I recommend "If Humans Were Fish".

What you're watching is his special, on drybar

Agreed

My deepest condolences on the loss of your husband Deanie. I wish you comfort and wonderful memories to hold. My husband passed almost 4 years ago and I still miss him so.

My sincere condolences to you both. I hope you feel their love every day.

@@sherrycrichton6441 thank you very much Sherry, yes I do...and I have 3 children sharing wonderful memories of him. I'm sad though that I finally have a 7mth old grandson that will never know what a wonderful person his grandfather was. Thanks again for your kind words Sherry, God bless

Oh My Lovely, So sorry to hear about your husband. It will take time but things will get better. Blessings.

@@maureenmallett4889 I'm not sure if it's me or Deanie you're writing...thank you much. I'm getting along, and I have so many remembrances.

Not depraved enough for netflix

Netflix ruins most comedy, so no thanks.

CORRECT

YouTuneIt It’s the comedy radio, Netflix is a joke, not the streaming service.

Elijah Laub It’s the comedy radio, Netflix is a joke, not the streaming service.

@@moviehitscreepyposta8985 hahaha someone doesn't have kids

@@danielleendswell9250 YOU CAN LAUGH AT ME AS ALL YOU WANT BUT IM TELLING THE TRUTH AND YOUR RIGHT I DON'T HAVE KIDS I DON'T WANT ANY PLUS IM GLAD I DONT HAVE KIDS BECAUSE THAT WAY I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT AND HAVE MY FREEDOM SO IF YOU GOT KIDS YOU GO HA HA HA HA HA HA YOUR SELF🙃

@MOVIE HITS CREEPY PASTA Don't try to give advise on parenting if you are not a parent. One of the problems now days is that kids don't get enough discipline and are not taught that they are responsible for their actions and the way they treat others. Yes you can do want you want for now but you know nothing of the joy and rewards that come with being a parent as well the struggles and frustration that come with. The joy and rewards of being a parent far out weigh the frustration and the struggles just make the joys and rewards better. In fact I pity you for the fact that you will never know the emotional fulfillment that comes with being a parent.

Lockdown getting to you much?

@@kathyo5690 who?

Probably the best part of his skit!

Between my sister in law and I we had thirteen children ,when we got together for family dinners we would line the kids up youngest to oldest…….years later the eldest said it might have seemed a good idea but he always got leftovers because that’s what it looked like on my plate……at Xmas we make him last just for the laugh.

Growing up we had a few “line ‘em up “ moments..😂

But it is true. Dad said it. Line up.

Arthur S fukn legend

Oh man, one of my favorites right there

Laughed my breath out😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥

Right ! 🤣

@@yanggang7927 aà

So far- yes he Blew be away!

I would even love to see "Specials" on videos a few times a year!!!

@@sullivan2339 Did you see the other video he did in Provo Utah with a blue shirt? Its about 1 hrs 20min! I've seen it a dozen times and still it makes me laugh so hard and cry!

I would pay $ to see him reenact the Mary Poppins story

He's original and no swearing. Proves class comedy.

TOTALLY AGREE 🤜🏻🤛🏻 just don't know how much "A LOT" is a piece of property. alot is much, very much-so. Lol just playin 😜

No kidding. I was telling that one to MYSELF and laughing. He'great.

Wot?

​@@garrettfornea1088q1

I totally agree with your comment. You have a Blessed and safe life. ❤🇺🇸🚑

Shut it, scepter-sucker! 😂

Did you almost touch him often 😎🤣

Crystal Mullen Funniest comic out there. Skuuzi, WoT? Must watch comedy!!!

Your Brother doesnt do gigs often or just doesn't tell about you too often?

Your brother needs a Netflix special. Kudos

I think all of us FREDs are awesome.. guess thats why im a 4th...

Child logic strikes again!😂

Perfect! Your own kid....😂😂😂

LOL spot on 🤣🤣🤣

Your child is right haha

🤔 could someone explain it to me

😁👍🏼 absolutely!!

Remind me of my dear dad, who will go to the School Master beginning of year in my Primary year 5 & 6 to introduce me and gave permission for the School Master to discipline me extra should I misbehaved.

@@ihs51 that's not pleasent.

Don’t jeinx it🤣

That is what my husband said every day when he was a kid. My mother in law was horrible.

@@ihs51 when was this? In schools today, here in Los Angeles California, teachers will go to jail if they hit you even loose they job if they abuse you verbally.

Same here. He’s hysterical!

Me three!!

Seen one video...his wife said his pink shirt was hibiscus🤣🤣

elaine gomillion In a heartbeat I would see him!!! More than once for the same show!! The best comedy comes from real life experiences. A comedian like Fred or Bill Engvall both use family material for their comedy and if there is anyone out there like me, I listen to it and laugh hysterically thinking about how that happened to me or us but couldn't make it sound funny like they can.

"AND YOU DID NOT EVEN HAVE AN UMBRELLA" "yeah, like it did them any good"

He's like Tommy Smothers

I have one sibling and can relate, except my older brother is the wimp that tries my temper

@Molly Flanagan I sure can! I had 2 sisters and 5 brothers. And I was their Sister. Crazy times then!

Smart sister you had. I had only one. She was number 9 so she was too young to goof us up until she caught on, about age 17.

My sister will punch me and I will pinch on the arm and my parents will act like I committed a war crime

@@kck5454 she was number 9?

@@bobma6342 Yes, she was 9

As an adult, my daughter confessed that she convinced her youngest brother to confess to what SHE did because he wouldn't get punished as much. WHAT? Why did he agree to that? And they are still best friends.

If you ever catch up with him please let him know a lot of people love him and have found joy in this special! I can’t tell you how many times I have watch this!🤣😂🤣

I'm one of 8 too. I related to this comedy.

I died

@@davidshillaker7578 RIP

Exactly. I’ve always said if a comedian needs to resort to sex jokes or profanity, it just reveals their lack of creativity and talent.

You sound like a child

It's hilarious people can find words so offensive.

@@PeacepiperF20 it’s hilarious that people think profanity is so edgy and cool like a couple of teenage boys trying to fit in to the cool crowd.

@@Imfromtheyear3452 lmao nobody past the age of 13 thinks that way. They're literally words. Even the sin dont take God's name in vain has nothing to do with "curse words". You would know that if you knew anything about the bible.

15? Holy tired uterus, batman!

Your mother deserves the Congressional Medal of Honor for Bravery and Pain Tolerance!

My mom had 15 and I’m the baby 😭

Dang how does one just have 15 kids???

Catholic? 😂

I cried when he impersonated a German guy laughing 🤣

What did the German person say?

Mmmmmm

@@banana8988 Literally "I didn't understand"

HA!!!!!!!!!!

AND I KNOW PARENTS HAVE THE RIGHT TOO CORRECT THERE CHILDREN BUT DO YOU HALF TOO YELL SCREAM OR TALK IN A REAL STERN VOICE EVEN SPANKING THEM OR BEATING THEM ONLY SCARES THE CHILD AND PARENTS SHOULD TALK TOO THERE KIDS SOFTLY NO THERE BAD BEHAVIOR IS NOT GOOD BUT ITS HOW YOU REACT TOO IT TOO IT IS ON YOU WHEN A PARENT RAISES THERE VOICE TOO THERE KIDS ALL ITS GOING TOO DO IS MAKE THE KID WANT TOO MISBEHAVE EVEN MORE WHY CANT YOU PARENTS OR SINGLE PARENT JUST USE YOUR NICE SOFT CALM VOICE THAN THE CHILD WOULD UNDERSTAND AND BEHAVE BETTER TURST ME AND BEING FIRM WITH YOUR CHILDREN WONT SOLVE ANYTHING AND WHY CANT YOU USE WORDS LIKE HUNEY BABY OR SWEETHEART THATS BETTER THAN A DEMANDING VOICE AND WHEN YOU PARENTS USE WORDS LIKE STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR ILL SPANK YOU EAT WANT WAS FIXED OR DO WITH OUT STOP CRYING OR ILL GIVE YOU SOMEONE TOO CRY ABOUT OR ILL FIX YOUR WAGON OR SHUT UP EVEN SHOUTING ALL OF THEES WORDS ARE MEAN AND HARSH WORDS THAT ARE TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR AND THE MORE YOUR STRICT WITH YOUR KID THE WORST YOUR KID IS GOING TOO BEHAVE AND WHEN YOUR KID OR KIDS BEING BAD JUST SET DOWN AND TALK TOO THEM THAT THIS BEHAVIOR IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT REMBER TOO BE KIND WILE DOING SO BECAUSE WHEN YOU CALM AND COOL AND PLEASE CORRECT THEM WITH KINDNESS BECAUSE YOU CATCH MORE FLYS WITH HONEY THAN YOU DO WITH VINEKAR AND EVERY THING WOULD TURN OUT OK😡

@@moviehitscreepyposta8985 Spare the rod, spoil the child.

@@ihateoreocookies YES BUT THAT DONT MEAN BE HARD ON YOUR CHILD😡

@@moviehitscreepyposta8985 Relax.... This is a comedy video. You can post this somewhere serious ..... mmmmmkay

@@ihateoreocookies yeah you got a point there😐

I didnt even think i could find anything that funny, i was literally dying laughing.

I peed I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes my husband breathes like that, when he doesn't, I think he's died ...

My husband came to check if im ok, ive laughed and cried. If laughter makes your life longer, this dude has just made me immortal.

There's no T at the end.

I didn’t have to listen to Biden tonight

they say : "wot is rude!" you say "sorry?" or "pardon?" ...😉😅🤣

Hey Jeff, sure you aren't too smart to watch this video?

XD

I believe it was Jeff who went first 😅

How better to learn common sense,then being taught to notice something amiss by at first ignoring it? Lol.

hahahahaha, nice

Same here except my dad and mom had separate punishments my dad spanked us and then our mother made us sit on the bottom step adjacent to the kitchen so she could see us and if we moved a millimeter she would add on five minutes and if we snuck our phone into timeout on the bottom step of the stairs she’s take it away and add 20 minutes

Lol I have never been spanked...

Your brother is ASSUME 😊🤣

I only own one belt. Self explanatory

Brilliant humor

Exactly brother ...... too many profanities especially worst with female standups !!!

Check out the Dry bar app. Full specials for free.

Ivan Ivanov I have been a long time fan of his. This was great

@@Sittininthesun the app crashes a lot

Ivan Ivanov d

I taught music theory to an orchestra class for homeschoolers. One large family had recently had another baby. I asked the boy in my class who was from that family how many kids were in the family now. He just responded, "Ummmmm..." And he was a teenager! 😆 BTW, the new baby made 14 kids.

Then you will love Brian Regan...that's his signature style

Reminded me off Bill Burr's impersonation of Bill Murphy on "F is for family"

Did you notice how he moved the microphone away when he did it? He was very considerate of his audience. I don't like when performers yell into the mic.

Me too. I enjoy clean comedy.

Yes, me too. Regards from Bulgaria.

@@user-zl4bb8dj9e , how do you like American comedy?

I know I dont think I've ran into one comic yet that I just didnt laugh at all at.

Ikr

If you like comedy without profanity, check out sebastian maniscalco. He is great!

So true. Drew Barth is also one of my top favorites

For a person who doesn't like potty mouth you last name is rather ironic

@@ryanbrown6756 hahahah

Dry Bar Comedy excels at clean acts like these

If you love comedy without any profanity whatsoever, check out Sebastian Maniscalco. He is amazing!

Same here. As soon as they say there's a tornado in my neighborhood I run outside so I can see it!