Children of the Björn (feat. Brendaniel & Punk Duck) | Please Stop Talking 

"I am asking for half a million dollars for my amazing soul's-like video game idea. You've heard of Jesus., now the big thing about Jesus is...we can't get a lot of kids "getting with Christ", "getting jiggy with Christ" nowadays. People do definitively get really really really into the "Dark Souls" and Fromsoftware-type games. I'm gonna pitch this to you... Now let me get to the crux, or the cruci-crux to this game idea I have here, let me jump right into it. We all know Jesus, we all know Souls-like games, AND we all know that Jesus has the Stigmata, but he doesn't use them for a lot. So what I'm pitching to you is a SoulsBorne game where Jesus's hands are stuck together but the holes are there and he carries the weapons in the hole! So he grabs the hammer and he hilts the hammer in the holes of the stigmata and then he hammer hits, hammer fists, people but with the weapons. So he does like crazy psycho moves like he's playing with some kind of mind fushigi while he's hitting the enemies. We actually have some synergy here, I've talked with a big time game developer and Jesus will actually have an assistant that will equip the weapons into the holes of the stigmata. I think you've heard of a little character named Freddy Fazbear? He's going to be right behind Jesus every step of the way, like a shadow companion. Jesus is going to fight amazing villains! We are going to have the four horsemen, we're gonna give them HUGE ROCKING titties and call them the "Four Horsewomen". We're gonna have the seven deadly sins, but we're gonna get rid of greed...here's the awesome part; when you go to fight greed you open up the door, BOOM! opens up the cash shop for the game, the micros for the game. The more money you spend the lower his health bar goes. I'm asking for half a million dollars AND free access to any vending machine in the state of Idaho The name of the game? Cruci-Fix You"

I missed seeing Sheena on, though whenever she is, I feel strangely worried for her the same way I do for a main character in a cosmic horror story.

Shina took almost five minutes to talk, fist time this podcast has jump scared me

All of Ed’s stories are either assorted flavors of Europeans getting into shenanigans, or hate crimes. Good stuff.

The worst part about Ed (contested by 200 other things) is that every story he tells is most probably a lie, but also absolutely plausible

For a second I was really concerned that David was calling American History X “the monkey movie”

Punk's club story is probably the worst series of events one could experience partying without getting shot or stabbed, holy shit.

I thought the entire Shark Tank bit was going to be the peak of the episode but Ed's Dancing With The Bjorn's got me laughing so hard I almost died on the highway. 10/10 episode.

Just lost my entire extended family to Matthew Broderick, but it doesn't matter because i can distract myself with my favorite YA and project x free podcast. Giving out a huge thank you to all hosts for helping me in these horrible times.

The jungle breaks over swearing are honestly my favourite swearing solutions

Playing the hereditary soundtrack while Brendan tells his orb story makes it 10x better

Holy fuck, hearing about Maximum Ride unlocked a long repressed core memory XD

Punkduck is a Rom Com protagonist

The book brendad is talking about is Maximum Ride

That casserole sounds like the worst version of funeral potatoes. I was expecting Phantasm from "the orb that kills old people", but I got Baby Plapatine assisted by Papa Bear. No complaints here. *_[Phantasm Theme, Nightcrawler Remix intensifies]_* Lot of talk about kids killing bugs and making magic. Sheena straight-up thought she was the Last Airbender back then. Though admittedly, when I was younger I did do Jedi hand motions if I went through an automatic door, as if I was a Jedi myself. And I'm brave enough to admit that I still sometimes do that on reflex as a 31-year-old man. ...so 50 Valkyries attack the McDonald's. MAN, Ed's story is an ODYSSEY. And that final act... What a crescendo! *_[Vamo'alla Flamenco intensifies]_* (no joke, I actually fired up Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries when I realized that they were 50 Swedish babes)

I love that this podcast is half intrusive thoughts and half people being either a bit assholish and/or a victim of circumstance.

The real bag fumble was not ending the night with one last "BOYS RULE" chant while being recorded for alleged infidelity

I cant believe Ed just like accidentantally cucked his friend with the most romantic encounter ive heard. It was like something out of twilght, or the bible Also mad shoutout to the swedish throatgoat

BLÅHAJ is more like "blor-high" this has been my TED talk

Had a Swedish friend explain to me how to pronounce Blahaj. It is not how I expected it.

Ed's story is George Costanza tier

Bro, I can't believe Ed pulled the party night equivalent of winning the lottery 5 times in a row and managed to ruin the night for everyone. Not entirely his fault and definitely not malicious, but still. Like HOLY SHIT. 50 blonde, Swedish law students, eager to party with famous Podcaster and Misogynist, PunkDuck, go clubbing. That already sounds like a fucking Sextape. And as awkward as that must have been for Ed, if I was in the position of the Estonian dude, I would have been at least slightly miffed at him for a few weeks as well...

MAXIMUM RIDE, THE BOOK HE WAS TALKING ABOUT WAS MAXIMUM RIDE! I didn't finish the series but I think the kids were just mutant human bird hybrida.

Holy crap Lois, this reminds me of the time the PST Podcast uploaded a new Podcast

Good GOD I am legitimately in pain during the entire Ed story. Probably the hardest I've ever like cringed in painful sympathy ever on this podcast. Love it!

Ooooo Sheena is back! Nice to hear her again. Good to hear the group again.

Yooo this already is gonna be good

its been to long since the last Shina episode, i missed her, she is the wholesome part this guys need

Is Brendaniel talking about Maximum Ride at the beginning? It's not about angels but human bird hybrids

you guys are the reason i bought frostbiter, can't wait to watch it with my homies

lmao the amen break censorship sound

Hearing all this reminds me of how much of a calm childhood I had.

the synth keys will eventually merge into one large key with the words "maek song :)"

AH I HAVENT CHECKED OUT THE POD IN A WHILE I COME BACK AND ITS A SHINA EP WHAT A WONDERFUL SURPRISE

Yes best podcast member is back! Love when Shina is on the podcast, can’t believe it has been sooo long

the worst part about the podcasts is they end

RU-vid cut out "i tried to change my name-" to present a 6 second beer commercial to a somber Ed "but it didn't work"

When I started getting better with my temper as a kid, but my parents still reacted to me talking back like I was being deranged and explosive, I just stopped talking entirely and went out in to the yard at night and would stick cut up tree limbs in to the ground and wrap the branches around parts of the house and their tools outside like some scene from the undead rising from the ground to exact vengence. It was a purposeful expression of repressed discontent. Before that I just took bugs and trapped them in little lego gladiatorial arenas... I essentially went from a patron of barbaric gladiatorial slaughter to a druid wtf.

In Sweden you can order alcohol at bars etc. or a lower % beer at a grocery-store when you're 18, if you want to buy from Systembolaget (liquor monopoly in Sweden) you need to be 20

Hearing them pronounce Blåhaj as "Blash" causes me psychic damage.

Young adult novel is called Maximum Ride

It’s criminal not including the TikTok Ed took part in in the description

The book Brendaniel's talking about at the start is Maximum Ride. They're not angels, just humans that got dna spliced with birds. When I was a kid I was kinda obsessed with the series, since they're what led to me falling in love with reading. Every book after the fourth one is dogshit, and even the fourth wasn't as good as the first three.

Homie, I first got RU-vid when I was like 14 and Undertale was IN. Im scared to look back.

Great episode to watch Zutted as fuck while drawing.

Speaking of first memories mine is my mom taking me to kindergarten when I was 4, I met this other kid we became friends and built a kickass castle out of gym mattresses in one of the playroom corners.

this is an all time great ep for sure also as someone whos lived with Swedish girls for a few years now, there are ALWAYS more in a group than you think there are

PunkDunk you're a heartbreaker. Dream maker, love taker. You dont mess around, no, no, no.

You’re late naughty boy, naughty naughty

"and the name of your game? 'pain holes "

21:31 Blåhaj is pronounced "blow-hai"

Oh my God, the orb that kills old people

Fucked up as well that his Ferris Bueller costar, who he was dating iirc, was also in the car and she was nearly paralysed

The part about Angel books reminded me of a book I read about a kid who saw heaven and I remember thinking that was stupid.

I think that there’s like some deep proverbial lesson in Ed’s story, but I can’t figure out what it is

SHINA RETURNS!

Every time, this podcast gives so fucking much in the first 5 minutes every time.

Hey, you forgot to add this to the Please Stop Talking playlist

Maximum Ride. That's the series Brendan was thinking about. Yes, it's as kinky as it sounds, a couple of scenes would be good candidates to be read on his channel.

Somebody do a solid solid and post a link to these tiktoks of Ed

The Ad Begins At 17:32, And Ends At 20:11.

God damn, now I feel weird NOT having done weird shit to bugs when I was a kid aside from catching ants and feeding them to antlions

This had a strange flavor, but I'm not opposed

What I'd give to have context for the first 10 seconds of the episode

Ed is _the_ lord of the flies

the sound effects during the game pitch fucking killed me

I would like to apply as a game tester on this game, crucifix you is going to be big i can tell.

The best way to describe my bipolar disorder is that when im manic im similar to brendan, but when im down im like meow

Please, PLEASE, keep the breaks as your first minute censor.

The book was named maximum ride after the main character Maximus ridamus

Hit up Shark Tank to make Ed Tank

wait what happened to the keyboards black keys???

The bugs we get there revenge

I LOVE ROCKS

David, you think tubes of yoghurt are railing them up? Back in Soviet times we had CARTONS of yoghurt (yes, just like milk cartons, but with slightly liquidy yoghurt inside). Just mention that next time and they will get off your arse about the tubes of yoghurt, guaranteed. Wiat, is "Dudes rock" chant weird? I've seen drunk girls do stuff like this quite a few separate times over the years, so... I don't think this is weird?

I hope that Edd's relationship isn't ruined by that night

I was listening to this on Spotify and was wondering where Eds story was. Billy cut Eds whole story from the Spotify release! it's only 30 minutes long there, the title doesn't make any sense. (EDIT: My Spotify app on my computer fucked up and mangled the episode. I listened to the whole unadulterated episode on the mobile app at work. Billy didn't do shit I was just wrong.)

was that the Showcase intro like from trailer park boys at the begining?

Any episode with Shina is instantly better

Can someone help me find a Brendaniel story from PST from a few years ago? He told a story about how he and his brother lit a barn on fire with corn and I cannot for the life of me find the episode.

the kid paddle story returns

Huh, just remembered my earliest memory is me nearly cutting off my finger with a bread knife at like 2 or 3. Still got scar tissue from it.

love the jungle censors

I forgot Happi_go_lucky was a core member of the podcast. The foundation, the sole reason everyone who was on the podcast or who ecer was a guest on it don't get arrested like on esptin Island. Happi the one reason they're are free.

I’ve been gone for a while what happen with D&D?(perilous story telling)

whens the movie coming out about this

We love you billy

I had no idea Broderick killed two people

50:12 Feeling kinda misogynistic tonight idk might delete later

my little gay boys have returned

I have lived in Iowa my whole life and I have never heard of cornflake casserole. That sounds fucking awful. If you're gonna use cornflakes to add texture to it why not just use breadcrumbs like a normal person.

God I love amen break censors

Is this a reupload or am I going insane?

must have been difficult for you too, if your first language is french and you live in quebec.

the monkey movie just came out

Hey your spotify upload for this episode is glitched out

Podcast good 👍

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brb going to find that tik tok