Chip Dries Up 

Hydrophobia is a symptom of rabies! Chip's symptoms imply that he has less than a week to live.

Penny cant just drop "i have been running this PS2 for 2 weeks straight" and move on like nothing happened. She cant keep getting away with it.

7:46 Chip screaming “NEW ORLEANS?!” was way funnier to me than I thought it would be.

Didn’t expect the video to start with Mar falling down a set of stairs.

Fun fact. That PNG quick time event is the only time that happens in the whole game. No clue why they didn't just make it a cutscene and fight

7:34 "NEW ORLEANS?! WHERE'D THE OLD ONE GO?!?" fucking killed me with that line delivery

Chip is like a houseplant - you need to water him daily

Chip reminds me of those “you’re not yourself when you’re hungry” Snickers commercials. If he ate a Snickers, he’d just instantly remember that he’s Light Gaia.

I find the concept of Shadow teaching Sonic how to suppress his trauma funnier then I think I should. That just caught me off guard

Seeing the name Chip now fills me with an intense feeling of dread

I love the sheer terror the unleashed jazz band can inspire

Mar was absolutely hilarious in this one. Like more than usual. I can't believe you actually left the ps2 running for two weeks straight. Quite a durable console.

I didn’t just watch mar do chip voices. I sat my white ass down and listened

20:21 i actually could not breathe when mar kept doing those fake sneezes for the old guy that was so funny

*-- HIGHLIGHTS --* [00:00] Mar falls down the stairs [00:32] Penny left her PS2 running for 2 weeks straight [04:58] Big chicken [07:13] Chip learns US geo-graphy [09:14] The Three Scrooges [10:12] Mouth tricks [11:10] Stanbert Gottlee [14:46] Chip's new bit [17:11] Chat doesn't listen to Penny [19:14] "Our base of operations must now shit!" [25:28] Shoutout to Ellie (or else she gets the screamening) [27:55] Penny vs. Chat: Mixed PB&J [32:04] Jazz drums from out of nowhere [32:15] Jazz Drums 2: Music Cue Boogaloo

7:16 Penny goes from Were-Sonic to Rick Sanchez to Strong Bad within a few lines.

Fun fact: if you leave Unleashed HD running for that long - or even long enough to finish the game in one sitting - the game will break, voice lines will mess up, music will stop playing, and sound effects will glitch out too. That version of the game has a memory leak. Not entirely sure if that is a thing on PS3 or 360, most likely yes, but it is basically a guarantee with One/Series.

WAIT YOU ACTUALLY LEFT IT RUNNING FOR 2 WEEKS? PENNY YOU CANT DO THINGS LIKE THAT

I loved the part about blending the bread of a PB&J because it really highlights the phenomenon of people just spewing and saying WHATEVER shit comes to mind.

“We need some time apart” “No”

Huge shoutout to Sophie for the subtitles. The timing of everything is so spot on

First we had Chip becoming a bastard in his own vent channel in Discord, and now we have Chip is always dry because he hasn't drank water in 2 weeks! (Keep this going, I'm loving it!)

i can’t believe no one’s talking about how incredible mar is at replicating the sound of a sneeze

Mar horking down water and burping just utterly kills me.

mar's intro bits never miss, what a banger series this has been so far

31:54 Mar just genuinely knocked me backward from such laughter my headphones just catapulted off of my head with that stupid sound effect xD

This genuinely my fav series you've done so far. Your dynamic with mar is great plus the sonic unleashed themed comedy is top notch. I

the way sonic just became a very concerned football mom halfway through the episode kills me that thing needs water and it needs it NOW

Chip is like a slug, water is his life force and he dries up in salt. He also excretes slime. *Everywhere.*

4:10 Yeah... Penny and Daisy do have similar energy when you think about it. So aggressively bubbly and loud-for-nothing other than having fun and just being happy to be alive.

2:10 the fuckin burp along with the messy drinking, it's too real

"I'm such a loser..." "Nuh uh!" "You're right! I'm the coolest f*cking man alive!"

"Sonic, I drank water! I don't know how!" precursed this

20:49 I love that render of the assistant, he's just pogging

going through it mentally rn but these videos are always the highlight of my week

The Jazz drum bit reminds me of the time Unleashed just came out, I had played it so much I set that song as my morning alarm, had it for ages. Mar just activated a trauma response in me I never knew I had.

I heard that if you leave Sonic Unleashed running long enough Eggman dies of old age and you can skip his fight.

i havent laughed at something as hard as i laughed at chip drying up in weeks

"You may as well throw the bread into the blender as well." On todays episode of "Apples to Oranges!" we have a truly unhinged guest for you all!

I wish there was a way to explain how happy I get when I see a new Unleashed stream

How the fuck can he drink water and instantly burp I want this ability

y'all ever just leave your copy of sonic unleashed on the playstation 2 turned on for two weeks straight? happens to me every time

As someone with Level 2 Autism, I love how me and Mar’s speech patterns are nearly identical.

I like how Chip was dying of thirst in Haloska a place purely made of water, ice and snow

This is just what I needed after making bacon egg and cheese sandwiches for breakfast 🫶🏽

Man Chip really needs to go to a doctor and check his Kidneys

Sonic the hedghehog is a vido game :D

Dried up chip makes me want to eat a dorito sideways

14:44 that scalop joke legitamatly made me feel alot better today. tysm Penny

Can’t believe Penny has an entire desktop shortcut for “trash sonic opinions” in the top left

If I ever got access to a time machine I would go back to when we first decided to call places "New England" "New York" "New Hampshire" and convince them to swap out "New" with "Better". I just think it'd be funny if America just seemed really petty with its naming convention.

6:15 Freaking killed me goddamn it

This video healed me, I'm laughing my ass off whilst failing to wheel throw some cups for a ceramics assignment

This video left a permanent impact on me. I can’t drink liquids without thinking about it

You don't know how excited I get when I see a new upload for this series. Please play more silly Sonic games, I am begging you Miss Penny Parker.

"Dry Chip" is probably the best bit that Mar has ever come up with

I love how later in the pre-reboot comics Uncle Chuck gets some straight up drip with the hard boots, jeans, green turtleneck, and the armless vest.

4:17 Daisy: Penny...it is you! *My daughter* Hey Chip look! It's all the water you need! Drink up buddy! 25:20 Penny talking like Sonic: Can you like, stay hydrated? **The likes start to glow like she said "like the video" instead of "stay hydrated"**

The best way to play this game is to find a way to mod out the night stage combat music so you can hear the night stage music uninterrupted

you and mars dynamic is so insanely good this stream playthrough is one of my new all time favorites you guys are so funny

God I had palpitations at the very end with the soundboard. Instantly made my day.

That "With that logic, throw the bread into a blender aswell" chat message just makes me think of that moment in QI when Stephen Fry says to Lee Mack "You can't be this stupid!"

YES, more Sonic, sweet sweet happy juice flowing through my brain

I've watched this three times over and i still can't fucking handle "I know I've been saying a lot of silly stuff, like la la"

"We needed some time apart." "... No." Absolutely destroyed me

I'm surprised Ellie's able to YTP basically anything Penny YTPs about. I swear all of Penny's friends have the natural ability to turn into YTPs.

The drum intro drop kills me, I love it.

*Chip voice* SONIC IM FUCKING DYING I HAVENT TASTED WATER SINCE THE LAND BEFORR TIME

I love how a part of the chat was trying to be intelligent and appear smart and utterly failed that stream First they call the placebo effect self-gaslighting and then they made nonsense arguments with the whole penut butter jelly sandwich argument Lmao

9:40 I feel called out

23:52 I’m dying laughing while watching this part!

"The Three Scrooges", so this is when Huey, Dewey and Louie hit their senior years?

19:51 I stg I thought the little robot said "homie signals" and I can't get it out of my head.

21:29 Sonic calling me out for my poor hydration habits

4:17 If you shoot for the Peach, even if you miss, you'll land among the Daisy ☺️

Oh my god, Sonic snapped and dehydrated Chip

Why does professor pickle make me feel like im gonna round the corner and see his face on a silent hill monster?

28:13 most people dont like their peanut butter and jelly filling pre-chewed between their bread

This is probably one of my fav let's play episodes ever.

29:28 the plot of cloudy with a chance of meatballs

the way i shouted "ITS DRY CHIP!!!!" out loud. dry chip is actually my favorite sonic character

Sonic Unleashed is my favorite divorced couple simulator

17:20 That wasn't me. That was MoeNinjaCat. Thank you for mentioning me though lol

I WAS LAUGHING THE ENTIRE TIME HOLY SHIT YOU TWO ARE SO FUNNY TOGETHER

That was the most beautiful 33 minutes of coughing, screaming and sneezing

I love Penny’s voice

"Sonic Deliver Us" sounds like a criptic game concept

Why is mar so good at the Chip voice?! I can't stop rewatching this video

31:20 half_life_scientist_scream.mp3

Penny decrying bad PB&J advice sounds just like Professor Pickle admonishing Eggman’s cucumber sandwiches.

so happy that mar drew thumbnail art for this one

I remember when Game Grumps reacted to Sonic the Werehog's falling scream sound, had me laughing 😂

Everytime Chip talked about being thirsty I laughed so hard. The thought of Sonic holding Chip by the jaw and just pouring water in his mouth sends me!

God I absolutely love this video series. It's always wonderful to see a notification for a new part. Thank you so much! It's always so entertaining! 👏🔥

god that pb&j argument pissed me off so bad in the moment and it took all of my strength not to say anything in chat about it. so much miscommunication and vitriol everywhere. glad it got cut down in the edit because dear lord i dont think i could go through that again

i swear, every time chip says “HIIIIII, SONIIIICC” i’m just ready for something new.

i'm loving this playthrough so much. you and mar are hilarious!!! i might have to go watch the vods too

Man I can't wait to have chips voice blasted into my ear holes for another 30 minutes (but actually?)

Wait until Chip learns about New South Wales

gotta say i really appreciate the accurate and clear subtitling of this video :)