Choosing The WORST Option for EVERYTHING in Bitlife

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@autumn3264 3 года назад

"I'm going to complain" "My parents are divorced" "Is it cuz I complained?" 😂😂

@amesie9384 3 года назад

Relatable 😂

@Am3lia77 3 года назад

Oof

@bri4845 3 года назад

my parents are divorced and I laughed so hard-

@jaydenbaker9319 3 года назад

I was actually reading this comment when she said it

@cadencetrudeau574 3 года назад

@@amesie9384 omg 😭😭😭

@papicoochielips2006 3 года назад

“I thought I was gonna lose my job not my life” -Sasha 2021

@lacievaule5758 3 года назад

2020/21 be like

@whoslora0223 3 года назад

@@lacievaule5758 lol ikr🤣🤣😶😶😭🥺🥺👁️💧👄💧👁️

@weirdosworld7973 3 года назад

@@whoslora0223 the emojis 😭✋

@kaitlans5261 3 года назад

Boss: "I need you to work 4 extra hours without pay" Vixella: "No" Boss: *PULLS OUT GRANADE LAUNCHER*

@weirdosworld7973 3 года назад

he woke up and chose VIOLENCE

@ariannaadams2508 3 года назад

I laughed so hard

@vannillaAJofficial204 2 года назад

"peace was never an option" - the boss

@jazzminmccullar8266 2 года назад

fr!!!! like when i saw this i was like, WHAT NOW????

@Joseekins 2 года назад

At least that wasn’t when you were 10 or 11 and it was cuz they got suspended for like 4 days

@itsyourgirl_jada 3 года назад

HOW DOES HE ATTACK YOU WITH A GRENADE LAUNCHER?! He does not like being insulted 😂😂

@pancakesandvanillacream 3 года назад

I just like to imagine that he has a grenade launcher that he keeps close to him incase he gets insulted.

@itsyourgirl_jada 3 года назад

@@pancakesandvanillacream that seems like the rational thing to do

@kineishashivralea928 3 года назад

hes the quiet kid in school, ok.

@ariannaadams2508 3 года назад

I laughed so much

@achoch 2 года назад

The quite kid in future

@iluvpenguins0871 3 года назад

Vixella: Choosing the worst option for everything Me: The surprise me button, the worst option of all

@RosheenQuynh 3 года назад

She's done that though haha

@kidking6300 3 года назад

Lol me too

@tofegamer03againgolddelete64 3 года назад

@@kidking6300 don't laugh

@tofegamer03againgolddelete64 3 года назад

@@RosheenQuynh shut up hater

@jaltsu9283 3 года назад

Jim Bob Burger is like the walmart version of Bob Pancakes

@prutube6440 3 года назад

LOL

@Aveeey477 3 года назад

Yep

@bri4845 3 года назад

LMAOO

@iman1246 3 года назад

Bob pancakes !! Omg

@heartsforchuu 2 года назад

LMAOO DJDJDBSKAKAIAISS

@Cansoupy 3 года назад

I came here from bitlife. My wife choked on an olive 😃 and *DIED*

@lillithlily 3 года назад

At least u got the money from ur wife 😌

@simblox6335 3 года назад

LOL

@Jezabella2002 3 года назад

FUN HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU GET

@macronfrog8360 3 года назад

What 😃

@Cansoupy 3 года назад

@@lillithlily She had *BIG MONEY* too 😳 *R.I.P Joana Milkman* (my wife's name)

@taylor1989atwtmvtvftvralps 3 года назад

sasha: calls boss a clown her boss: and i took that personally

@glamafonic 3 года назад

When her boss killed her with a grenade launcher I lost it.

@yaemiko1213 3 года назад

Fr tho 😂

@ariannaadams2508 3 года назад

I laughed so hard for a lot of parts

@joshg7120 3 года назад

Like calm down, hes anger issues are going to cost him😂

@user-vy2hz6fl6x 2 года назад

It’s so extra😭😭

@_xxsagecagexx_2088 3 года назад

Any characther in bitlife: *Exist* Sasha/Rebel/Savannah: *A T T A C K*

@sprinklebun139 3 года назад

Sasha: “A worm picker picks up a worm, looks at their significant other, and says ‘Would you still love me if I was a worm?’ I asked Zeuz. He said no.” Zeuz: “Aw shirt, I’ve been exposed.”

@annabelfarmer1247 3 года назад

Sashas sadness when she had to decline the cat the ✨ perfect ✨ cat

@kyripiro224 2 года назад

Idk about you but I couldn't say no to the perfect cat! Adorable and good, with great health?! YES PLEASE 🥺

@mossyhyacinth444 3 года назад

“ OH NO, my dog died... Can I restart?” 😂😂😂😂😂

@krazyk35 3 года назад

sasha: my parents are divorced. also sasha: *is it because i complained?* this gets me every time oh my😂

@leahbarnes3347 3 года назад

Stepfather: It’s impossible that you have the same DNA as you’re mother Me: it said she was adopted tho...

@simluv.7483 3 года назад

I was trying to see if anyone thought that too 😂😂😂

@alisab7963 3 года назад

Sasha:he actually went with me ?!?! he was probably scared to be beaten up lol

@Kingsly9802 3 года назад

5:22 I had to pause and wind back. That is the most brutal rejection I think I've ever heard.

@Milena-fn9mu 3 года назад

Bit life: Your parents are divorced Sasha: iS It BeCAuSe i CoMpLAInEd... I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER

@Janna_2825 3 года назад

LMFAO SAMEEEE

@isamemario2324 3 года назад

"I'm feeling strong homosexual tendencies. Well I guess I'm gay now" -Sasha

@zs24689 2 года назад

Is that her real name?

@isamemario2324 2 года назад

@@zs24689 yes

@zs24689 2 года назад

@@isamemario2324 oh I never knew that vixella sounds like a genuine name

@reverie_44 2 года назад

Boss:Work 4 extra hours Rebel:No,you are _clown_ Boss: **Kills her with grande launcher**

@popsiq101 3 года назад

I died when the stepfather said he found it impossible to believe that we had the same dna as our mother. IT LITERALLY SAID WE WERE ADOPTED IN THIS LIFE!

@lizziemementomori8142 3 года назад

"rebel" is literally the perfect name for this

@mysticbandit1596 3 года назад

Imagine being In court and she’s like Sir she tickled me to death

@analiasilva9650 3 года назад

8:17 Vixella:He attacked you with a grenade launcher?! Her character: Dies at 21 Vixella: *Speechless* Everyone: ... Me: Cool. I died at 6 by another 6 year old with the same thing... How the hell did a 6 year old get a grenade launcher?

@PandaPerson-nd2rj 3 года назад

“My aim is terrible” lol I have a dirty mind

@pancakesandvanillacream 3 года назад

Me too, me too.

@shannonking8298 2 года назад

Life Lesson: Don't say no to your boss in case they attack you with a grenade launcher

@nicolawhiston6656 Год назад

Worm Picker: Fish-bait picker Gathers worms to be used as fish bait: Walks about grassy areas, for example gardens, parks, and golf courses, after dark and picks up earthworms (commonly called dew worms and night crawlers).

@MangarooKangaroo 3 года назад

To join the mafia, you need to have experience doing a lot of crime. Usually successfully stealing like 6 cars is enough.

@edit._011_ 3 года назад

7:11 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚐𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍: Gathers worms to be used as fish bait: Walks about grassy areas, such as gardens, parks, and golf courses, after dark and picks up earthworms.

@ramezhachicho1777 3 года назад

It's all fun and games till your boss gets the grenade launcher.

@merryavant Год назад

Vixella: Only choosing the worst options Also vixella: *picks the RODEO CLUB*

@HappyJewelryPlace 2 года назад

“A-and look at that, friends… cure depression” -Sasha 2021

@isabellemorneau3299 3 года назад

Rebel: NO!! I WILL NOT DO THOSE EXTA HOURS!! CLOWN Boss: Well say hello to my little FRIEND! *throws grenade* Sasha: crap

@hahahaha.-_ Год назад

Boss: I need you to work overtime Rebel Rebel: no. Boss: *PULLS OUT GRENADE*

@nightxgeorge. 3 года назад

Shrimp: Dies Also shrimp: Somebody gotta come with me

@GaintColHawk 3 года назад

i searched what a worm picker is on google and this is what it said: "gathers worms to be used as fish bait: walks about grassy areas, such as gardens, parks, golf courses, after dark and picks up earthworms."

@brianna8236 3 года назад

Sasha:”Oh yes daddy grump give me all the money” Me: “wheezing”

@riannjohnson6906 3 года назад

I love bitlife. I played and my character got pregnant at 16, had a miscarraige, then got pregnant at 17, and got pregnant again at 18, then she died at 22 from a heart attack after choosing to keep the baby. I then played her daughter who was 4 and at the age of 9 the daughter died from a baton that hit her in the belly button.

@Lozinlimbo 3 года назад

11:55 - 12:14 I'm sorry but I was literally laughing so hard- 😭✋️

@whimsyquince 3 года назад

"Croatia...! That's where my parents are from!" - Sasha *ME SCREAMING AT THE PHONE IN SERBIAN*

@sophia_lms 3 года назад

“ Oh yes daddy grump give me all the money”. Me: falls off bed. “ mr. The Ogre”. Me: falls off bed again.

@dexterzside8824 3 года назад

*Game*-Are you sure you want to insult the women? Vixella- Yes.

@bananagamerdemon1494 3 года назад

Vixella: I round housed kicked someone in the fore head at 11 Me:i pulled someones hair while hitting the back of their head at 11

@sasha3470 3 года назад

Who else just randomly started watching her and now its an ever day thing?

@AliRaeYT 2 года назад

Me lolol 📍🌸😂

@friendofafriend_1081 2 года назад

Yep. Before, I had heard of her, I found a recommended video from her so now I watch her! 😁

@AliRaeYT 2 года назад

@@friendofafriend_1081 Cool 😂

@merryavant 2 года назад

Didn’t we all? 😃

@NoX0661 Год назад

Me.

@justmiley22 2 года назад

“Thats the worst life I have ever had in my life I swear!” - Vixella 2021

@bexolina 3 года назад

The worm picking industry do be violent in this game.

@zthegirlwholikeshpandpjo2860 3 года назад

You know what else cures depression besides friends? Watching Vixella XD

@namrata4515 3 года назад

everytime i choose something bad or like nasty in bitlife, i end up dying

@michaelabudd95 3 года назад

Another thing you could do that would be super chaotic is when if someone hurts you or rejects you in school, you can report them. Also you can mess with them and even tho you started it (if they retaliate) you can still send them to the principal's office.. its quite hilarious lol I love doing that 😂

@biancapopescu9450 3 года назад

"You're a clown" "No, u. 💣💣💣"

@annaderbiomull 3 года назад

Fedir Propowich was still impressed by the roundhouse kick

@MiA_G25 2 года назад

"Whats a worm picker is it where you pick up a worm and ask your significant other would you still sove me if i was a worm?"-Vixella I laughed so hard i woke my mum up from her nap 😂

@pswitch2629 2 года назад

Boss: I want you to work overtime Worker: No Boss: Grenade go boom boom 💣

@sarah-h 2 года назад

“Bite her jaw” “That’s scary” “Let’s do it”

@narutolover4694 2 года назад

A worm picker is a worker who gathers worms. The worms are sold as live fish bait.

@LunarSystemJ 2 года назад

9:29 theres too much to unpack there..... I'm glad she quickly moved on haha

@iamchristiang2 3 года назад

I love when Sasha plays Bitlife. It's one of my favorite games

@WLotus 3 года назад

This has me wanting to reinstall BitLife on my phone.

@Ninterra 3 года назад

I've become addicted to BitLife after watching your videos! Why is this so fun?

@CaitlinSims 3 года назад

you should do another bitlife video where you purposely try and make your character die as soon as possible and see how fast you can make them die 😏

@bumblebadette817 3 года назад

MORE BITLIFE IVE BEEN BINGEING YOURS! 💕

@yoinkysploinky7 3 года назад

My name is savanna and it was so weird to hear Sasha say my name 😂

@claireglover1391 3 года назад

Savannah is that you? (I have a friend called savannah)

@yoinkysploinky7 3 года назад

@@luluislazy554 Ayyyyy :D

@yoinkysploinky7 3 года назад

@@claireglover1391 oh haha no my name doesn’t have an h at the end

@claireglover1391 3 года назад

@@yoinkysploinky7 okay

@sophiasaenz1107 2 года назад

Sasha: this is what cheerleaders do to you! Me a cheerleading captain: 👀🥲

@MycatKids 2 года назад

11:34 "Noo i forgot we had a cat..." 2 seconds later: "High school!"

@imjakedeason 3 года назад

Vixellaaaaaa, I'm from Croatia too. Say hi to your parents from fellow Croatian 😂😂

@ojasvik8002 3 года назад

"if she roundhouse kicks that's just impressive" Me who can do a roundhouse kick and thought it was ez: 👁️👄👁️

@adamabockarie 3 года назад

How does that look like? I’m asking for a friend

@ojasvik8002 3 года назад

@@adamabockarie lol ok so basically if u know what a front kick is like it's like a front kick but u tilt ur leg at a 45 degree angle so the leg ur kicking with goes a little to the side It's a rly easy to learn kick and it's useful in sparring too Fun fact: a roundhouse kick is one of the most basic licks in taekwondo/martial arts (Don't at me if this information is wrong plz)

@cybergothic_ 3 года назад

Sasha: Your mom wants to buy you a pet cat named Colt Me, a Brawl Stars fanatic: *screams in joy*

@viiim3260 3 года назад

"I thought I was gonna lose my job not my life!" -Sasha 2021

@kitkat_karl 2 года назад

The text: You called him a prick. My brain: Wait you called him a pickle??

@meganmichaels9510 3 года назад

I lol at her failing driver's test every time

@halimashaheen2762 3 года назад

when i tried this challenge i ended up in prison for 4 years for attacking someone, failed to bribe the guards so got another 4 years, then failed to escape prison so got another 10 years, then when i tried to choose the "worst" gang to join (the most feared gang), THEY KILLED ME! I WAS ONLY 21 YEARS OLD

@Yuki-mz9oj 3 года назад

"I thought i was gonna lose my job not my life" -Sasha 2021

@ayaka9047 3 года назад

When Sasha had chose to roundhouse kick someone’s neck I remembered the time I chose to kick someone in the skull in bitlife they died after that

@_.IDI0T._. 2 года назад

"not the rancid shrimp" " God I have the flu this is the worst year of my life"

@reum5003 3 года назад

When watching this is 2x it's so hilarious 😂😂

@aimee1113 3 года назад

I have never been this early on a video from anyone holy cow 🤣 I love your bitlife videos though. I'm stoked for this

@dyehhshshsbsbbs7768 3 года назад

You should watch The Red Plumbob! They basically show evolutions and stuff of The Sims, The Sims 2, The Sims 3, and The Sims 4!

@amberzech2659 Год назад

For those wondering a worm picker is someone who collects fish bait

@Alina-zp8mn 3 года назад

When vixella was scrolling through clubs I thought it said torturing club when it said tutoring club😂

@Harriet1984 3 года назад

Your jumper is SO cute!! Daisies are my favourite flowers!!! Loved this video. Laughed so much, really needed it today! Thank you x

@natasagnjatovic 8 месяцев назад

12:26 my too 🫠

@EmmaNay-d2l 11 месяцев назад

A curb stomp is when you put someone’s mouth against a curd and then stomps to brake there jaw

@atomicworm7138 3 года назад

10:20 I was drinking a soda and it came out my nose dudhjdhd I laughed way to hard at that

@candycats-ix2ps 3 года назад

the fact that I got a bitlife ad before this 😂😂

@allenfamilly845 Год назад

Sasha: ALL THE THINGS I DID! Me: JUST SO I COULD CALL U MINEEEEEE😂

@cherrytomatoes2613 2 года назад

_"I thought I was going to lose my job, not my life!!!-"_ _Shasha, 2021.._

@moonncheese394 3 года назад

Wait, This is the "BitLife but I make the worst option" and the Girl's name is "Rebel"!!!!! Did BitLife read Sasha's mind or something??? :|

@maiavi8295 3 года назад

Hi besties 😀 How y’all doin?

@saycheese4brii 3 года назад

You wanna see some real speed? Let vixella post a video

@sophia_exists 3 года назад

im playing bitlife about to watch youtube with my friend and then vixells pops up. Im deffinitley watching you in bitlife! (i clicked it just now and me and my bitlofe friend enjoyed it SO much XD)

@aesira2679 3 года назад

I lost all my friends ✨officially✨ I thought I was doing ok after losing all but one but then later on my last friend blocked me for no reason and i think it’s bc my ex friends told her lies I don’t know she never told me the reason 😶 at least I have vixella to comfort me with her videos 😌

@anamarijapoljak1684 2 года назад

Vixella: ''Alright Rita'' ''Oh she's from Croatia, thats where my family is from!'' Me: ''IM FROM CROATIA!🤭

@shaddersmixes3365 3 года назад

Vixella: No! I can't get the cat! Also Vixella: REJECT EVERY FRIEND EVER >:)

@SuperUmizoomi 3 года назад

to get notoriety and get in the mafia you have to do a lot of crime and start early, like when you're 8 you can shoplift, then by the time you're 14 you can do murder, but just do several crimes every year then when you're 18 you selec a crime group and pick 'do yard work' (i heard this one has the highest chance to get you accepted)