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I Chose "SURPRISE ME" For My ENTIRE Bitlife 

Vixella
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Basically I've let random chance RUIN my Bitlife.
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22 авг 2024

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Комментарии : 732   
@gabywabyfofaby
@gabywabyfofaby 3 года назад
“oh no! i have no friends.” “just like in real life.” her 1.43 million subscribers: 🧍🏽‍♀️
@aqualinne4992
@aqualinne4992 3 года назад
Her RU-vidr friends and personal friends: 🕴
@AS-jc4js
@AS-jc4js 3 года назад
Man id wish shed notice me....OH WELL 🗿
@emmaal6004
@emmaal6004 3 года назад
I don’t need friends, they disappoint me
@islaiguana11
@islaiguana11 3 года назад
ArE wE pOtAtOeS nOw
@aqualinne4992
@aqualinne4992 3 года назад
@@emmaal6004 *insert that pose*
@klatskyn
@klatskyn 3 года назад
She's like I'm not ready to lose my virginity, her boyfriend's like okay and she's like "OMG he's the one!" We have such low standards tbh.
@thesilverprincess
@thesilverprincess 3 года назад
Honestly it’s nice when somebody respects your wishes
@klatskyn
@klatskyn 3 года назад
@@thesilverprincess Yes, but that's the very bare minimum we should expect from a partner. But we live in a world where just the tiniest show of respect is suddenly an act of heroism. Oh he doesn't want to rape me, so he's the perfect man? No.
@coolgurl2033
@coolgurl2033 3 года назад
@@klatskyn PERIODT 💅🏾✨
@lisyaorancrazed
@lisyaorancrazed 3 года назад
@@klatskyn preach
@DisgruntledGoblin
@DisgruntledGoblin 3 года назад
@@klatskyn Raping her wouldn't be the only alternative outcome in that situation though...he could have said "well, I wanna have sex now and you don't so I guess we'll part ways here and I'll find someone who does wanna have sex now" I feel like that's probably what she thought might happen. If sex isn't a big priority for you it's reassuring to find out that's not an issue with your partner, because if it's a big priority for them but not you the relationship's not gonna work out and you both need to look elsewhere
@samsbin
@samsbin 3 года назад
"oh we're seventeen! we're getting up there" i feel attacked for recently turning 17 and having a crisis over my age
@decaffeinatedhearts1872
@decaffeinatedhearts1872 3 года назад
deadass
@honeysubin
@honeysubin 3 года назад
no 17 is a great age you get to be the dancing queen young and sweet only 17-
@mishuroblox4672
@mishuroblox4672 3 года назад
I didn’t like your comment but it’s cuz 69
@samsbin
@samsbin 3 года назад
@@mishuroblox4672 respect
@TY-pj7mk
@TY-pj7mk 3 года назад
Very relatable
@Cxrm3n
@Cxrm3n 3 года назад
am i the only one who also felt bad when she broke up with her fiance after he proposed at Starbucks😭
@bread1956
@bread1956 3 года назад
Donut ring
@Grace-qu4oi
@Grace-qu4oi 3 года назад
I screamed
@katie_thecomrade1530
@katie_thecomrade1530 3 года назад
Honestly, i felt even more bad when the game decided to get rid of the child... However, knowing, how this person's life has drastically changed over some years, i believe it is for the best. : D
@nataliestola3318
@nataliestola3318 3 года назад
I also felt bad 😭
@madellyrics4541
@madellyrics4541 3 года назад
@@bread1956 , no, coffee box ring
@emilieksa8539
@emilieksa8539 3 года назад
"How did you die?" "Minesweeper"
@Ariancia.Thystarian
@Ariancia.Thystarian 3 года назад
It's so cute that she didn't recognize minesweeper, still to be fair I didn't figure out how to actually play that game until I actually tried after I already past 20 years old.
@user-lc9ze3xk8b
@user-lc9ze3xk8b 2 года назад
Lol I died so many times from that to! I didnt understand how to do it
@beef..
@beef.. 3 года назад
Bitlife:A nice friend? Vix:No Bitlife:A crazy friend then? Vix:Sure 👌
@serenzside9364
@serenzside9364 3 года назад
Sasha + BitLife challenges = ✨iconic✨
@AS-jc4js
@AS-jc4js 3 года назад
Vixella is iconic ♡︎
@serenzside9364
@serenzside9364 3 года назад
@@AS-jc4js Periodt❤️
@hollyhobgoblin8838
@hollyhobgoblin8838 3 года назад
My compliments to Vixella for being one of the few youtubers who actually know how to play Bitlife. Most youtubers who make videos about the game just keep pressing the age up button over and over and get surprised when they have bad relationships with everyone and low stats.
@gisellepieternella9006
@gisellepieternella9006 3 года назад
It's funny how she's freaking out on the mine sweeper game, but there's a literally an explanation on what she should do at the top of the game screen...
@mads9313
@mads9313 3 года назад
I always read that and still don't get it 💀
@softreyna
@softreyna 3 года назад
​@@mads9313 They have it set up in kind of a confusing way, yeah. The "Mines flagged" number goes up when you place a flag, even if there isn't a mine underneath it, but the game doesn't end until all the mines are flagged and all the safe squares are cleared. So like at 9:07, Vixella is stuck in the game because she has the top left square flagged (which is empty) and the lowermost square surrounded by 1s unflagged (which has a mine), but it still says 3/3 because she's placed 3 flags. Hope this helps!
@anton_7xg
@anton_7xg 3 года назад
"What did I ever do to you?!" Maybe it's because you called him platypus. Just saying.
@tam0964
@tam0964 3 года назад
**6 years old** Sasha: "where's puberty we need it."
@er-xj8sn
@er-xj8sn 3 года назад
Can we just appreciate vixellas hard work and consistent uploads
@cami87
@cami87 3 года назад
Yeah! she said she was posting a video everyday this month, im so happy!
@rincik1
@rincik1 3 года назад
Yup
@SasukeUchiha723
@SasukeUchiha723 3 года назад
sure Maki-roll
@maryvneves
@maryvneves 3 года назад
i'm laughing so hard on Vixella playing mini-Minesweeper :D That is a 90's game gurllll
@window8684
@window8684 2 года назад
Ohhh, how do ya play? :0
@rylibird5986
@rylibird5986 3 года назад
If Vixellas boyfriend doenst eventually propose to her in a Starbucks shes gonna say no
@msepiphqny
@msepiphqny 3 года назад
Now he knows exactly what to do 😂
@arcticashley5271
@arcticashley5271 3 года назад
I thought she didn’t want to get married?
@msepiphqny
@msepiphqny 3 года назад
@@arcticashley5271 Yeah she doesn’t just a little joke :D
@arcticashley5271
@arcticashley5271 3 года назад
@@msepiphqny I figured
@CaitlinSims
@CaitlinSims 3 года назад
what if someone made a movie out of whatever the surprise me bitlife button chose... tbh i’d watch it
@Cwoissa
@Cwoissa 3 года назад
I’d what it too
@local.tiktoker9668
@local.tiktoker9668 3 года назад
Same
@megandillon7276
@megandillon7276 2 года назад
It sounds interesting
@window8684
@window8684 2 года назад
And tge movue could be called "Suprise me" or sum along those lines
@janellely8009
@janellely8009 3 года назад
When she plays that game in life 1 and I scream minesweeper....
@gachacookie3060
@gachacookie3060 3 года назад
Who the heck disliked she’s a queen- Edit: omg ty for the likes it the most I’ve ever got (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃❤️ take this heart for who liked :>
@LIFEWITH_SAMYAH
@LIFEWITH_SAMYAH 3 года назад
Fr haters
@LIFEWITH_SAMYAH
@LIFEWITH_SAMYAH 3 года назад
She just posted
@motherofpea4rll
@motherofpea4rll 3 года назад
Dislike bots
@yWockk
@yWockk 3 года назад
😩
@lizziemementomori8142
@lizziemementomori8142 3 года назад
"the rules are simple: I click age up and- nothing happens." same, I get older and older but my anxiety is just not going away
@multistan9650
@multistan9650 3 года назад
I have been waiting for this day to come I miss your BitLife vids
@emma_jordin
@emma_jordin 3 года назад
the amount of betrayal i felt in this video
@heylove582
@heylove582 3 года назад
“17 years old has not been good to me at all” Me: being 17 and life isn’t being good to me My mind: well same girl
@thegemburg7436
@thegemburg7436 3 года назад
Vixella: in list in the military!! Me : lifts the chocolate rabbit I’m eating in to a salute singing “in the navy”
@sprinklebun139
@sprinklebun139 3 года назад
Vix Ella: “YOU TRIPLE CHINNED IDIOT!! GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I STAB YOU WITH MY UMBRELLA!!!” Sasha: “Oh wow. Such an insult.” Me: **comes out from under my bed** “Is the scary 14 year old done yelling yet?”
@AnimalLover101195
@AnimalLover101195 3 года назад
Daily appreciation of Sasha's beautiful hair!!!
@brandis1933
@brandis1933 3 года назад
I love coming to Sasha every day after school so she can cure my boredom and make me smile! 😀
@amaterasu8314
@amaterasu8314 3 года назад
U only have 9 comments on her channel
@brandis1933
@brandis1933 3 года назад
Just because I only have nine comments doesn’t mean I don’t watch her every day. 🙄
@angelcakes_x
@angelcakes_x 2 года назад
@@brandis1933 yeah ingore that idiot 💕 they literally make no sense
@gaychickennugget8254
@gaychickennugget8254 3 года назад
Is it crazy that I was just watching a bitlife video from Sasha? Love you Vixella!!!
@anton_7xg
@anton_7xg 3 года назад
Yeess! Another BitLife!!
@luckyloke1047
@luckyloke1047 3 года назад
i've said it before and i'll say it again: your daily uploads are so appreciated! Thank you for taking the time and effort to upload frequently. Love you and stay safe everyone!!
@ainsleymchenry-sorber8422
@ainsleymchenry-sorber8422 3 года назад
I can’t wait for this to be a disaster 😂
@serenzside9364
@serenzside9364 3 года назад
yes
@NatalieAbb
@NatalieAbb 3 года назад
The mine thing is minesweeper. You have to clear all the boxes that don't have mines and flag the 3 that do to pass it.
@amelied69
@amelied69 3 года назад
Vixella: when is puberty?! I need it Me: no one has ever uttered those words
@ashleyhowell5091
@ashleyhowell5091 3 года назад
The ‘hey y’all’ is all I need to make me smile
@gabby3056
@gabby3056 3 года назад
when she broke up with alvaro i was devastated
@sofialima1199
@sofialima1199 3 года назад
"and my father didn't even like Cesar" 😂😂😂😂😂 damn, actually laughed at that one
@victoriaregules6878
@victoriaregules6878 3 года назад
i feel like my life is controled by a "surprise me" button
@obxweirdo
@obxweirdo Год назад
3:53 I was legitimately CRACKING UP 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@urmumskitchen576
@urmumskitchen576 3 года назад
yes some more bitlife content 👏 I missed it so much lmaoo
@moonimaple6173
@moonimaple6173 3 года назад
I don’t know why I was waiting for this for so long
@missrubypie
@missrubypie 3 года назад
Gloom when her relationship with her dog is at 90%: oh no! My relationship with my dog is so low! Vixella when her relationship with her dog is at 0%: oh no my relationship with my dog is not great
@vian2484
@vian2484 3 года назад
Her videos make me laugh so hard you don‘t even know.
@milo_bilo5714
@milo_bilo5714 3 года назад
Ahhh it’s so nice to hey the “hey y’all” that always puts a smile on my face ❤️❤️
@legendarypictures7391
@legendarypictures7391 3 месяца назад
Hear the “hey y’all”, not hey
@cailahlangston3560
@cailahlangston3560 3 года назад
i just wanted to say, u make me happy, i come strait to ur channel when in sad or upset. you have helped me get through times where i was very vulnerable. i just wanted to say, tysm and i appreciate you. you are flipping amazing and the best/funniest person i have ever met!
@Vixella
@Vixella 3 года назад
💗💗💗
@cailahlangston3560
@cailahlangston3560 3 года назад
@@Vixella omg I’m about to cry I can’t believe you responded omg omg
@yWockk
@yWockk 3 года назад
🤡🤡🤡
@ItzMeAudrey
@ItzMeAudrey 3 года назад
Dying by mine definitely fits the “surprise me” theme... 💣💥
@yuhhbiscuit
@yuhhbiscuit 3 года назад
I feel this is why I never choose surprise me in BitLife
@cutekawaiigirl8785
@cutekawaiigirl8785 3 года назад
Omg thank you for bringing back bitlife
@breadstickjones9258
@breadstickjones9258 3 года назад
Omg no way! The birthday you were generated with in Bitlife is my birthday!! 🎂 🎉
@Gigi_01343
@Gigi_01343 3 года назад
Her: I have no friends Her 1.3 million subs: 👁️💧👄💧👁️
@That_m1stake
@That_m1stake 3 года назад
Chaotic good.
@Ann1e-Ex1sts
@Ann1e-Ex1sts 3 года назад
Vixella: WHAT THE H*LL PRECIOUS? Me: *spits all over my tablet in laughter*
@Breauna_mae
@Breauna_mae Год назад
2:10 this is really funny to me bc i had a pitbull named Bailey, then i got a boston terrier (Ella) and everyone thought Ella was Bailey's puppy. Sadly, We had to put Bailey down, but i just thought it was funny to me bc the dog is a boston and named Bailey..
@cassandraspoelhof3752
@cassandraspoelhof3752 3 года назад
The best gift to give in BitLife is a Bitizenship. It maxes out your relationship with parents and other family members, it makes your significant other propose to you on the spot, (no matter how long you’ve been together), and makes your friends and even enemies want to become Best Friends. Sometimes I’ll have a situation like you did with Precious where a friend becomes my enemy for no reason, and I just give them a Bitizenship, and BOOM, we’re Best Friends.
@badbenchbanana6481
@badbenchbanana6481 3 года назад
I loved ur sims vids but im so happy that ur doing more stuff and branching out in a nice way
@autumn3264
@autumn3264 3 года назад
Yay bitlife!!! Been a min since she's done one of these 😌❤
@kaelarose9351
@kaelarose9351 3 года назад
He was so good it cured her depression
@Roseberrii_
@Roseberrii_ 3 года назад
"surprise me" oh no here we go again
@audreykaylean4323
@audreykaylean4323 3 года назад
not me re-watching all of your bitlife vids and re-downloading the app e_e These are always so funny!
@lexisart9403
@lexisart9403 3 года назад
vixella: we're going out with perry vixella agien: perry the platypus me: laughs
@raenewnham7490
@raenewnham7490 3 года назад
Shrimp toast crunch 😂 it really is up to date!
@TheALife23
@TheALife23 3 года назад
I want someone to take me out Friend: with a 🏑 or on a date Me: "Surprise me "
@maxswathe7304
@maxswathe7304 3 года назад
Me who was randomly watching some of her old bitlife vids wishing she would make a new bitlife vid with all of the new updates
@maxswathe7304
@maxswathe7304 3 года назад
Today so🙎✌
@orlandetta131
@orlandetta131 3 года назад
This video was so funny to watch, I was so invested😂 We want more Sasha, if it's possible, your reactions are too funny❤
@londonwilliamson726
@londonwilliamson726 3 года назад
Didn't think this would be back-
@yourbestiezaria
@yourbestiezaria 3 года назад
this was so funny omgg😭
@josiesyt-t8t
@josiesyt-t8t 3 года назад
Please do more bitlife this is hilarious
@karlaflow
@karlaflow 3 года назад
Everything happened so fast in the second go I’m crying lmao
@heartoflinnea2131
@heartoflinnea2131 3 года назад
Sasha: * is deployed * Me: Oooh~ Minesweeper~ Sasha: I don't know what I'm supposed to do! Am I supposed to dessert my post? What am I supposed to do?! Me: Hasn't she played Minesweeper before?😅
@RossPitSharkHunter
@RossPitSharkHunter 3 года назад
I've played minesweeper before. I don't understand minesweeper.
@okthenluvly9464
@okthenluvly9464 3 года назад
Shrimp toast crunch is real! Someone found shrimp tales in the Cinnamon Toast Crunch box along with mouse droppings! 😖
@emorygrace7
@emorygrace7 Год назад
“when’s puberty? i need it.” -vixella, 2021
@Animelover15606
@Animelover15606 Год назад
2:19 when u called ur dog an “It”
@AshlynBanner33
@AshlynBanner33 2 года назад
Vixella: I have no friends *ages up Vixella: Yeah a new friend
@kjan917
@kjan917 2 года назад
“…and my father hated Caesar.” Bwahahahaha
@frog5060
@frog5060 3 года назад
Whoop bitlife back!
@chloeadele4914
@chloeadele4914 3 года назад
Oh my god does she have pink French tip nails!? I love them!
@bro_oke
@bro_oke 3 года назад
i've watched three of your videos and i already love all of them- 😃
@mr.cheerio6901
@mr.cheerio6901 2 года назад
Me in BitLife: someone called you !?,!?, so what do you do obviously you pinch his finger and obviously he dies from it
@TSShay
@TSShay 3 года назад
If you join any if the military careers in Bitlife you need to learn how to play Minesweeper. The numbers tell you how many mines are around it. The number 1 means that tile touches only 1 mine. 2 means it touches 2 mines. 3 touches 3 mines. Ect. Mines can touch the numbers on the top, bottom, left, right, and diagonally.
@gwenny__boo
@gwenny__boo 3 года назад
"Oh no I have no friends!" "Just like real life..." Us: GURL WHAT ARE WE ROACHES
@arcticashley5271
@arcticashley5271 3 года назад
We’re fans,not friends
@yWockk
@yWockk 3 года назад
Yes
@arcticashley5271
@arcticashley5271 3 года назад
However much we all want to be her friend we have to accept that we’re just fans
@runawaycat4594
@runawaycat4594 3 года назад
Get good at Minesweeper to do the military deployments, but even then you may still end up at the end of the puzzle with a 50/50 chance of detonating a mine
@saraamf
@saraamf 3 года назад
Thank you for making my life better Ily keep doing what you are doing
@anetm
@anetm 3 года назад
Omg love the bit life videos Ly Sasha ❤❤❤
@Neyobe
@Neyobe 3 года назад
OH MY GOSHNESS I NEVER THOUGHT THIS GAME WAS GONNA BE PLAYED THANK YOUU
@addictedaftonfamily1976
@addictedaftonfamily1976 2 года назад
Vixella: “Your boyfriend proposed to you with a diamond ring, AT STARBUCKS?! *Holds up coffee* “MY MAN.” *Realizes she has to hit surprise me* Oh,wait, Nooooo.” part made me laugh so hard
@eliskaquaiserova6825
@eliskaquaiserova6825 3 года назад
Hi there. :D 8:50 This game is called minesweeper. (At start click randomly.) These numbers shows how many mines are around (8 squares). You have to click on safe squares and flag mines. I hope this helped. Have a great day! (:
@the_electra
@the_electra 3 года назад
1:29 I think you mean "Snitches end up in ditches." Paul Bettany said it best!
@gurpreetsingh-zg3km
@gurpreetsingh-zg3km 2 года назад
Hi
@fatimaaa1312
@fatimaaa1312 3 года назад
Oh I'm ready for the *chaos*
@addie.ell1
@addie.ell1 3 года назад
Keep doing BitLife, yesss!
@quit593
@quit593 3 года назад
7:03 Me in my class when there’s two cute people
@Lilkid2024
@Lilkid2024 3 года назад
WE LOVE YOU VIXELLA
@animeshit8351
@animeshit8351 3 года назад
Sasha playing BitLife is the best
@ottermeetsworld5440
@ottermeetsworld5440 3 года назад
“Little vix ella” Ahhh clever
@surpriseitsmeagain2015
@surpriseitsmeagain2015 3 года назад
You should do the 100 baby challenge!and COMPLETE IT!!!
@chlxe3647
@chlxe3647 3 года назад
Yes we love that non Sims content 💓 **Not hating the Sims**
@nadieimportante1979
@nadieimportante1979 3 года назад
So, the numbres in the mines minigame are what tells you how many bombs are close to them, so you got to see which of every box that surrounds the number is the most plausible to be
@MadisonHarvill
@MadisonHarvill 3 года назад
The father and husband purposefully got rid of you so they could be together. Change my mind. 😂
@cassb.martin7659
@cassb.martin7659 3 года назад
0:11 April 27th! That's my birthday! Lol
@livr8032
@livr8032 3 года назад
sasha i need more bitlife videos yours are so funny my bf and i were laughing so hard please
@alliexpresstrain
@alliexpresstrain 3 года назад
Omg I love this so much lmao
@me1123581321
@me1123581321 3 года назад
okay, but when I tell you that I laughed MORE THAN I HAVE ALL WEEK -- Thank you, this was awesome
@starlight4065
@starlight4065 Год назад
Midoriya and Iida are the only ones that make canonical sense
@sofiarose782
@sofiarose782 3 года назад
Love you so much!
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