Choosing the WORST option for EVERYTHING...in BitLife 

“You called your principal a wuss!” Principal: I’ll show you a wuss! **expels you**

Does anyone realize that the guy she slept with, Ryan has the same last name as the second principal that expelled her.... 🤔

*Bitlife character goes to prison for attempted murder* Sasha: 🙊

BitLife: Sorry you can't commit murder...you don't have a driver's license Sasha:🙊

no one: me to myself in the mirror: 00:00

*"Who gave her a bowling ball in a jail?!"*

Bitlife: He slapped your finger Sasha: oH GoD hE SlApEd Me!

Bitlife : *aRe YoU sUrE yOu WaNnA dO tHaT*

Vixella: "And my looks are now at zero..." Me: "Same"

"Your classmate Cheyenne has been cutting bits of your hair off" Me having the name Cheyenne:I did?

“Teacher can I sit right there? This ***** behind me keeps cutting my hairrrr”

Sasha: Attacking everybody in the school Also sasha: shE ATTACKED ME

I was playing bit life and my younger sister had hit me in my "balls" *I was a 10 yr old female*

Before the video started: Me: She’s gonna get depression, cancer, and go to jail *YOU HAVE DEPRESSION* Vixella: 🙊 Me: I knew it Hehehehehehe

the dude she had a child with had the same last name as her second principle lmaooo edit omg haha there’s so many likes, thank you? 😂💘

Did anyone else notice that her first fling, Ryan, had the same last name of the principal that expelled her? LOL

Pretty sure Ethan’s father is the son or relative of the principal that expelled her... That’s the most chaotic part of the whole video

🙊Sasha: woo never felt better, never looked better! Bitlife: hippie . Sasha: oh no, here we go again.

Vixella - “ I cant get enough of his game.” Me - “I can’t get enough of your hair hunnn.” Uuggghhh so niiiiiice 😱😱💗💗

One time when playing Bitlife I attacked my sister and she murdered me. I was like 7.

No one: Not a single soul: "oh, I'm not a looker" - Vixella after seeing Susan's stats Love the new and longer hair on you 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 Also SpOoKy season is the BeSt 🎃🎃

No one: That one person: kills her for getting a compliment

In Steph0sims voice: “ChAOtic EnErgY” 😂😂😂

Me playing bitlife on my Android phone: Me after watching this video and seeing all the iOS updates: silent crying

Sasha : *and my looks are now 0 percent😐* Me: Relatable ngl😂

Okay, but the filters she uses when she mentions her lack of looks are AMAZING.

One time on bitlife I got pregnant at 11 by my nine year old boyfriend.

Right as she got pregnant with her flings baby I got an ad that said “I’ve got to tell you something important” haha 🙊

Some guy: Named Reggie No one: No one on the planet: Sasha: Reggy!

When u just casually call ur teacher the B word and the teacher just tells u to behave urself

Nobody: Still Nobody: Vixella:ShE atTaCkEd mE

I'm watching this again and I realized that Vixella's hand is all better and she didn't tell anyone on Instagram, I just wish she shared more on Instagram like she does Twitter, because a lot of us have Instagram but not Twitter.

Lol i love this and you Vixella and Yuna. Edit: In history we were told we could draw at the end of a test and i drew a room dedicated to you and Yuna and when i got the test back she made a smiliey face and said cute lol

Her: ohh my happiness is 0%, that’s sad ☹️ Me: well uhm... if ur not happy then I guess u are sad... 😐

im in the discord gang!

"(laughs) oh Ryan" discover shes pregnant right after I'm dead

I love sasha's videos, they always make me laugh 😂♥

“Ohhhh what’s goin on with my health” Your grout you’ve had for decades: 👁👄👁

My wife was 40 and couldn’t get pregnant and I tried a million times, then at 55 she got pregnant without trying 😳

"OoOh A bUlLy"~ Vixella 2019

last time i was this early jojo siwa still had a hairline

Me: mopping like a maniac Sasha: most chaotic things Me: im being chaotic right

"Screw you Reggie" -Squasha 2019

I just now discovered this game so I'm watching this 11 months in the future. The difference in editing is staggering

Discord squad though lol

When the claw left Everyone: no more memez Sasha: WOOOOOOOI

POV: you sister snaps your spine, three years later you are running around

Sasha: WHO GAVE HER A BOWLING BALL IN JAIL?! Me: she bribed the guards

No one : Not even a single soul: Sasha:we have susan on our hands Me:ahahahah wut? Susan:WHAT Dad:seriously Susan:Shut up

when your boss fired you because you called someone a pleb Me: I'm offended

"Yemelyanova attacked you" Yemelyanova?

Did anyone realise this... The person who expelled Susan... Must be Susan’s first lovers mom?? Dr Balboa- Ethan Balboa

Vixella: **tries to drive-by reggie** ( fails ) Me: I do that to, now just go pass your - Vixella: ** Does a different murder method **

Vixella: I love causing chaos Joker: Yeah but I'm an agent of chaos

omg the guy you had Ethan with was Dr. Balboa’s son! He’s the Principal who expelled you middle school lmao

0:02 *An error has occurred.*

There was a girl named cooch in prison and that made my day.

It's says that ur birthday is February 11 and u are Aquarius Me: OMG ITS MY BIRTHDAY YAYY

this is random but i hope you‘re doing good and having a good time and i hope yuna is fine. i love u

YOUR “son” EATHEN HAS THE SAME LAST NAME AS YOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER😐🤭

Livin' for the hair😭❤❤ OMG OMG SASHA LIKED MY COMMENT😱😱😱

No one: Squasha: sCrEw YoU rEgGiE

Sasha: tried to double back on herself playing prison snake "WHY ISN'T IT WORKING" Me: ://

Sasha - LOVES Christmas (all year round) Sasha In October - “The rest of my house looks like a Halloween Wonderland.”

But tell me why one of the bit lives WAS MY MOMS EXSACT NAME like WTH is this BitLife

6:35I heard “Virgin Left Lane” and had to go and check to see if it was Virgin and not Merging.

I dont know what to comment but Heres the emoji 🙊

i havent watched your videos in so long but they've started being recommended to me again. which im pretty okay with since you're the only youtuber i have merch for

“who gave her a bowling ball in jail?!?” 😂

Vixella playing the game : My looks are at 0% 😑 Me: Same 🥲

Please seee this!!!! Ok So what brand computer and specification is your computer including processes and graphics card!!! I’m trying to play sims again I really need it someone tell meee. BUT I need the one your have RN I need the newest so please tell me I love u!!!!!!!

Here’s a fun challenge you can do: The Troublemaker Child Challenge Rules: Insult ALL of your classmates, your parents, your siblings, and rumble with them and squabble with them each year (if you have any), your friends and your teachers, and act up in their class and disrespect them every year (with the teachers, well, if you’re a bitizen) If you ever get a scenario that has an option to assault someone, select it and assault them When you turn 12, skip class every year and insult everyone you know. If you ever get sent to the principal’s office, insult him. If you ever have an argument with your parents that you got suspended/expelled from school, argue back with them. If you get a scenario that lets you do anything bad, pick the option that would get you into the MOST trouble. Tell me if you think this is a good challenge!

That intro xD MEEE

In Sims you should do the "random genetics inverted toddler to adult challenge"

I’m here at 2 views Edit: I did this, I murdered 67 people, went to jail and escaped about 20 times and got expelled from every school I went to

“Woah what happened to my health I have not looked at it” Me: “well you have been in a lot of fights”

“And my looks are now 0%” Me too, sis. Me too

Vixella: I love causing caous in this game Me who also plays the game: ...! SAME!!

The fact that they named someone Reggie Sack 🤣 Some stoners must have been helping program this game

Vixella: I love causing chaos Me: I HAVE A TWIN

0:00 Story Of My Life

My character is 8, killed a child, and got a warning from the principal! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?????

:0 so basically.... Discord notified me xD

the way she pronounced “reggie” ksndndf

Playing bitlife and watching Vixella? Yes please! 💜🌈🙊

"screw you reggie!" me: that was the name of my aunties old horse :(

I love how whenever it said that your son threw up on you, you looked kind of done-with-it (I don't know how to explain it other than **sigh** ). But like, at least he didn't throw up in your mouth like I did to my mom one time.

"oooh ryan" me: his last name is Balboa. HIS WIFE/MOM EXPELLED YOU

SASHA I WANT YOU TO FINISH THE NOT SO BERRY CHALLENGE!!!

Love your bitlife videos 🙊

Anytime I see these vids I always wanna try that myself on my BitLife but it usually doesn't work out that well as in the vid. Who else?

4:15 Susan from The game looks like the Susan from Vixella

**Insert something funny everyone will laugh at**

This is as long I ever played bit life without dieing

When Susan got pregnant by someone related to the principle 🤭

Ok but who else would LOVE a tour of Sasha's Halloween Wonderland?

Yay I’m early

Ur videos just keep getting better and better Sasha! I love u and ur channel!💗🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊 P.S. I'm absolutely DIGGING ur hair! It's, like, perfect! Its so long with an amazing purple gradient!

For some reason the word “shut up” is banned in my class 😂😂

Sasha: I *LOVE* Halloween! **Proceeds to talk about how much she loves Halloween** Me: I thought you were Sasha Clause...