Christian Bale Is at Your Party - Rob Cantor 

This makes me want to write a story about a man having to fight against celebrities in increasingly weirder situations

I'm not sure I understand... I decapitated Shia LaBeouf but I can't handle Christian Bale weilding a carrot?

Today I learned that Hidden in The Sand by Tally Hall is actually about Christian Bale

There is an alternative universe somewhere out there where this song is the one that gets a live extended version that goes viral instead of the Shia Labeouf one and I'm a little bit jealous of the people there. (not to say that the Shia Labeouf song itself isn't a national treasure, of course)

you've been invited. you're at a party. you're not alone.

Is Rob ok

Who hurt you Rob...?

*a carrot for a knife*

Well that was one hell of a ride

1:25 He will return in Infinity War part 2

He been invited, He's at the party, he's not alone.

Ah yes, my favorite Disney Jr song

don't make fun of my kazoo :(

I think we all know the main character is Joe Hawley because of the reference to kazoos.

This is amazing. His parodies of celebrities are my favorites for this reason.

Did... did Christian Bale just get snapped?

rob cantor's voice is magical

this is the exact right length to be a lost Phineas and Ferb song. and I don't know how I feel about that.

WHY ISNT THIS ON SPOTIFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ROB WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU ITS 2018!!!

I probably shouldn't question how specific this is...

Fun song; I don't know what those four dislikes don't F****** understand.

This remains one of my all time favourite internet songs

The celebrity cryptids are growing stronger to this day

I'm going to have nightmares about this. but the good kind

this is like a fanfic but told with music

*ding dong* Christian Bale is at your party, He's alone. Eating all your queso dip, Talking on your phone. Uninvited, he just sort of walks into your home "What don't you f**king understand?!" Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece, She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice. He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says: "What don't you f**king understand?!" Now he's stabbing at your wife "What don't you f**king understand?!" With a carrot for a knife "Give me a f**king answer!" Making fun of your kazoo *Kazoo Sounds :) * "Oh good for you!" Now he's running naked through the crowd, Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly, Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block. "F**k!" Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street, It's such a scene even Uncle Marvin has to tweet. Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat, Repeating "What don't you f**k--- They tackle him, cuff him now he's under their command. But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand. A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand. "What don't you f**king understand?!"

Wait Rob Cantors in Tally Ha-.. OH ITS HIM

Uncle Marvin😮

I'm sad this guy is cursed with making nursery rhymes

Impressive. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s party crashing.

I love this song, wish it got released

I remember this exists once in a while

This sounds like Telephone by Lady Gaga ........

Why have i never heard this song before its so good

This happened to my buddy keith

*WHAT DON'T YOU F*cfmfnnfmfn

What an absolute blessing

I love how he gets cut off at the end.

Not so sure about Christian Bale, but this sounds like something Jerma absolutely would do

a perfect song

What the hell? Christian bale is a fucking magician

where is "Christian Bale Is at Your Party" live Rob?

does christian bale know about this?

This song gives me extreme "Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf" vibes and I absolutely love it-

I'm gonna remix this. It's so good

I am amazed this exists.

BANGER bro

Leaving a comment to say how much I love this and to try and get the RU-vid algorithm to pick this one up :3

Amo el ritmo y su voz

I ordered 6 kazoos because of this

*if I had a nickel for every time Rob Cantor made a song about an insane celebrity causing havoc in an odd setting, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s odd that it happened twice*

I hope this blows up soon.

Do ya think there's a gimmick account on Twitter that harasses Christian Bale with this?

No wonder why i love this

iconic

i cannot believe that Christian Bale said and did these things Rob thats horrible

I don’t care if I’m singing it wrong I’m going to sing “Uncle Marvin has to tweet” & that’s final

Fucking hell?! This is beautiful.

WAIT I just realized how the first couple notes in this song SOUND LIKE HIS SONG OVERTURE WHAT THE HECK 😭😭 IVE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS SONG FOR A WHILE AND JUST REALIZED THIS-

The very first part (3 seconds) of the song sounds very similar to white ball

MAKING FUN OF YOUR KAZOO OHHHH GOOD FOR YOU

Omg he’s literally me

how did he get here

charles wtf my niece is underage

[Intro] *Ding dong* [Verse 1: Rob Cantor & Christian Bale] Christian Bale is at your party, he's alone Eating all your queso dip, talking on your phone Uninvited, he just sorta walks into your home What don't you f**king understand?! Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says: What don't you f**king understand?! [Bridge: Cantor & Bale] Now he's stabbing at your wife (What don't you f**king understand?!) With a carrot for a knife (Give me a f**king answer!) Making fun of your kazoo *Kazoo* Oh, good for you! Now he's running naked through the crowd Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block F**k! [Verse 2: Cantor & Bale] Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street It's such a scene even Uncle Marvin has to tweet Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat, repeating... What don't you f**k- They tackle him, cuff him, now he's under their command But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand What don't you f**king understand...

Patrice ❤️

How dare you insult Patrice!She's got a curvy figure.

The 9 dislikes were all Christian o n different accounts

If Rob thinks Christian Bale is this weird, what does he have to say about Mel Gibson??

Please remake this with a video.

Vibess

Poor Tally has no luck with celebrities.

Way more epic/nightmare inducing at 0.75 speed...

Am I the only one who images him in the full Batman suit while listening to this?

robert....

first shia lebeouf tries to kill us and now christian bale is at my party and stabbing my wife with a carrot and running naked through the crowd

WHAT DON'T YOU F***ING UNDERSTAND?!?! I remember that

Kazoo you say?

😧

i have not listened to thsi I just have a friend who really likes Christian bale

This has the sound of Asteroid musical but the lyrics of shia labeouf

Alrighty then

this song is so weird and hilarious

:'v

Rob what is this

Kinda wish there were an uncensored version

why?

0:20

Is this a parody of Telephone by Lady Gaga?

Ok......

Yegege

Would anybody believe me if I said this actually happened to me one time?

Andrew Tate is at your party. He's alone. Buying lots of crypto on his million dollar phone.

this happened to my buddy Eric