Christine (1983) KILL COUNT 

Can you be my father

I love you omg this makes my quarantine better

this should actually be a tv show

Maybe it's because it was the first 'horror' movie I watched but maximum holds a special place in my heart its funny not too serious and an overall good time also id loce to see you do a kill count on it though it might be a little difficult in certain scenes its a great time and F*$#@£? ACDC is the sound track!

Could be wrong, but is Trelawney played by the college student from the beginning of the original Ghostbusters?

Carpenter and King on the case

True

Sounds like the name of a 70s cop show

The carpender's king

They probably were that's how they have all these ideas, now that you found them out I'd watch your back. LMAO

Bumblebee would be christened ‘s bitch

@@hansthegerman350 dude as a transformers fan...bee would kill her. He's not weak. Not to mention you try hurting bee and optimus will beat her red ass into a scrap cube.

Amber Galway fax tho 😂

how about herbie fully loaded?

How about Lightning McQueen

I’ve always thought she seemed like a jealous girlfriend, so crazy for her lover/owner that she won’t let any one else have him.

Think she also liked cleanliness.

@@a.k8185 That makes sense, she did murder the guy who got cigar ash on her bench and tried to choke Leigh once she starts eating inside of the car.

​@@JohnDoe-tl4gmsmash

"Just a couple of wavey lines"

@@socraytes I'm sorry this isn't honestly just your lucky day. No pun intended.

When I watched Christine, I kept thinking he looked familiar but couldn't place him. At a certain point during the movie I snapped and checked IMDB. The second I saw that his profile picture was a shot from Ghostbusters, I shouted "Yes! That's him!"

I saw that after this comment @trevor pietruszka

@@freeze-peely8494 Me too

Bruh

Such an underrated comment.

@@freeze-peely8494 me too!

James Spader was so good in that.

"Obviously it watched 'Under the Dome'!"

No shit

Im extremely happy about this. This dn car has killed me 4 times!!

Getting really unlucky haven’t witnessed it

@@bizarreness u know only between 9pm-5am

@@hansi6453 yea and. 16 minutes in the session and a normal car

In the book it's a Fury too, but they mention it's a 4 door, which didn't exist in 1958 but did exist for 1959 when a sedan was added to the Fury range. I've wondered if King didn't have a 1959 Plymouth in mind when the book was written.

Roland ordered it, not George. Both in the book and the movie. The difference is that in the book George is a kind old man who hates the car and wants to see it destroyed. In the movie he sells it to Arnie because Roland had already died.

The movie gave Roland's disposition and back brace to George. Roland is th eone who sells the car to Arnie, and he dies naturally.@@JRC99

​​@@rafaelfiallo4123King didn't have access to the internet when he wrote it. Considering he was a toddler when that car came off the assembly line, his memory is pretty impressive. He was also drunk at the time.

@@elenachristian9860 Probably on cocaine too.....

15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.

Dear god

*A M O G U S*

We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

We are farmers, bom budom bom bom bom bom

Ice bear Agrees

@A Sparrow With A Machine Gun Yes, yes it does!

Fnaf in a nutshell

Yes! Me too.

I was never so glad when Barberino (Travolta) was killed in this movie. Damn, he played unlikeable character here.

That was the reality. No happy ending. Christine couldn't be destroyed permanently. In the end Christine was fully regenerated and en route cross country to kill Dennis and Leigh last.

No doubt Christine's demonic female entity that possessed the 1958 Plymouth Fury (Christine was a succubus in my personal fan made theory and analysis of Christine as a sentient evil object and entity that possessed a Plymouth Fury on the vehicle assembly line in the 1950's.) A succubus typically being a female demon that seduces human men in their sleep, except Christine possessed the first Plymouth Fury on its assembly line in 1958, used the car she possessed as a vessel to seduce and possess her male human owners. Christine possessed supernatural powers and abilities including complete invincibility, regenerative abilities, supernatural force powered speed, and Christine in the book also absorbed the human souls of her victims as eternally imprisoned, enslaved and trapped ghost passengers. Christine couldn't be killed or destroyed. No doubt Christine eventually hunted down both Dennis and Leigh across the country and inevitably killed both survivors. As well as Roland Lebay's younger elderly brother George Lebay etc.

@@castortroy1727 She also had a cameo in the novel It.

@@JeffTheHokie True. Even as a psychological illusion/image used by It or fabricated by It to escort Henry Bowers to the Derry town hotel to kill the adult Losers Club. 😂

@@JeffTheHokie I believe Christine herself and her demonic, malevolent female entity that possessed the 1958 Plymouth Fury on the vehicle manufacturing assembly line when she was first built, was a succubus/female demon that seduces mortal men in their sleep, except Christine possessed a vehicle, the first 1958 Plymouth Fury on the vehicle assembly line, and seduced and possessed the living male human owners of the Plymouth Fury she possessed. Including the already mentally ill, born evil and twisted, cruel Roland D. Lebay, Arnie etc. In both the book by Stephen King and Carpenter's 1983 Hollywood movie adaption of Stephen King's Christine, Christine herself was always alive, sentient and possessed with a self-aware mind, supernatural powers and abilities, a jealous, vengeful, raging, murderous female personality and demonic spirit of her own. Roland D. Lebay while alive sacrificed his wife and their infant daughter Rita to Christine to possess Christine in the afterlife after his would be mortal death and be immortal. Either having attacked and incapacitated his wife to place Mrs. Lebay inside of Christine's driver's seat so that Christine could kill his wife, whose death Lebay staged as carbon monoxide poisoning and suicide. After elderly Roland Lebay sold Christine to Arnie, he died and possessed both Christine and Arnie as well the more time Arnie spent driving and repairing Christine. Possessing Arnie's body when he was away from Christine unless he was either asleep, or working and Lebay's ghost drove Christine to kill her/their victims and enemies.

Yep so true sucks these two never worked together after this

Only Stephen King could make a hotel and an old car seem terrifying.

Yes. More so in the book. The malevolent ghost of Christine's original former owner, Roland D. Lebay, possessed Arnie next to Christine after Lebay sells Christine to Arnie and dies later in the book. As Arnie continues driving Christine, he becomes more possessed by Lebay's evil spirit. Lebay possesses Arnie when he isn't driving Christine and when Arnie is behind the wheel as well. In Carpenter's film its the sentient demonic female entity of Christine herself alone that takes over Arnie. But Christine was always sentient/self aware and alive from the day Christine was built on the assembly line in the 1950's. In both the book and movie. Roland D. Lebay himself sacrificed his wife and their infant daughter to Christine to bound/merge his soul into Christine so he could possess Christine in the afterlife. Lebay was the ghost driver of Christine aside from her self aware demonic female entity that possessed the Plymouth Fury.

CGI in Horror films don’t really sit right with me unless it’s really needed otherwise practical effects are needed

Yes, only use CGI when practical isn't feasible.

@@FurryMcMemes The Thing 2011 and Saw 4-8 should’ve took notes

when i saw that scene as kid in 199X it made me interested in movie effects. now i make videogames and cartoons.

IT (2017) and IT Chapter Two (2019) have AWESOME CGI and convice more than Pratical Effects at least for Me

I’m sure he will eventually, he’s done much worse movies

I aM fRoM tHe FuTuRe AnD i NeEd To TeLl YoU tHaT jAmEs MaDe ThE jOkE!!!

@@macrowave3784 ThAnK yOu SiR

@@macrowave3784 damn I forgot how much i hated the way people type in the future.

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Same

Same

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It made me cry at the end when Dennis said he missed his friend and that he wishes he didn't die. Those last few paragraphs hit hard. :'(

I got close to halfway through the book before I stopped reading it, and I haven’t touched it since (I have ADHD which makes it hard for me to focus on reading, which leaves me with a lot of untouched or unfinished books and I’m hopeful I can finally finish Christine sometime now that I got an actual diagnosis and have started to work on ways of keeping focus) and I remember that I was rooting for Dennis to try and pull Arnie out of his Christine induced spiral, because I loved their friendship so much. Especially since at that time I hadn’t really seen any stories where the nerd and the jock archetypes actually had an amazing friendship.

I love your neighbor they are hilarious

OtakuSamurai 1223 that’s cool

probably the coolest Halloween house trick I've heard yet. I wish I could've seen it

That, my friend, is commitment.

I remember one time a guy in my neighborhood rigged up his car for it to go up and down while wearing a jigsaw mask, cool guy

The Golden James and the Dull James

Cinema Sins did something like that where they did an EWW (everything wrong with) of their own channel

Hold up Nugget! What are you doing here!

I’ll give the Golden Chainsaw for coolest kill to James, who died And I’ll give the Dull Machete for lamest kill to James, who died

@@prajwalpingali HE IS A FAKE NUGGET. DONT BELIEVE THE REAL NUGGET HAS A NUGGET AS HIS NANE. #BERLEEZYEXPOSE

This is a year late but Dennis is played by John Stockwell who then later played a minor role as naval aviator Lt. Bill "Cougar" Cortell in the 1986 movie Top Gun not Lt Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, which was the lead character played by Tom Cruise.

@@commonsense_2023 Christine had the personality of a jealous girlfriend and she wasn't even human

It really is an interesting film. Carpenter’s style is still evident throughout & even with the story being condensed, he got the gist of the novel

The Fog is pretty underrated too. One of my favourites.

this comment fits The Fog (1980) more but still works for this movie

Agreed. This film is one of my favorites.

Another underrated Carpenter classic is "Cigarette Burns" with Norman Reedus.

@RealHype Christine is way too good for that ghost rider

Christine needs a real manbot like bumblebee

i’m actually surprised the highway to hell wasn’t featured in the movie for obvious reasons

You still haven't met Crowley, then 😎

@Insert badass-funny-wierd name here! who’s Crowley?

If you don't know already, there's a Halloween event in gta online where a car referencing christine can spawn at night and attack you

Simp

Lewis Metcalfe sheep

Dude he gets better with each episode it’s crazy

Lewis Metcalfe you don’t even know what it means...

Lumiere Silvamillion clover their*

Love wins

Ah, the perfect couple.

Reminded me of “my weird obsession “ we’re the guy has sex with his car

Timestamp?

Jimmy James 8:02

yeah thats what i thought

Wait that's why he look familiar?!? That's really cool, actually.

Huh neat man

James referenced that at 5:43

I thought he looked like the dude in monster house

I love that scene it's so cool

Imagine its rebuilding itself from the cube

🤔Wayment...

Nice likes

@@Anonymous-yw9rk Heh, yeah.

That would make sense, Stephen king are you reusing characters???!!!!

That’s an awesome theory!!! That would explain why Christine was such a bitch. Also, in the novel I’m pretty sure Christine was possessed by LeBay’s dead family and LeBay himself.

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I have seen you comment 4 times on this video

At least he waited a few minutes before replying🤣

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Naughty dog

I never got that feeling reading the book. Always felt that everyone in the book thought the insult was lame when LeBay used it, but when Arnie used it was worrying because of LeBay.

My dog's name is Anya. When she's in trouble I say: *Miss Anya!* and my cat is named Tigger, and when he's in trouble I call him: *Trash Gargoyle*

bruhhhh, stoooop ittttt.....LOL

Nah.

It should have been a 550 Porsche Spyder

I'm glad I was the 69th like

r/cursedcomments

✨plot twist✨

Lol

Oh shit, the world just divided by zero.

wdym

*2020

Kermit

Hello I'm a rabbit No it’s 2019

@@notahurricane2141 sorry but your 2 months late

@@notahurricane2141 mid 2020

I know a creep when I see one. And I think I'm looking at one right now. My favorite line from him.

"Ya can't polish a turd."

"Don't interrupt me punk, don't interrupt me. Don't get smart." He's honestly my favorite character in that movie lol.

“Don’t think you got the gold key to tha crapper.”

I wish Darnell lived in the movie.

Absolutly!💯 And at the final showdown, I get goosebumps everytime when Christine fights off Dennis in the Bulldozer, and she's playing "Rock'n'Roll is here to stay" like she is saying she won't die or give up.

Yeah I watched the film when I was a kid I absolutely love it I recently rewatched the movie and I still enjoy it

And during a thunderstorm with hail. (I call it a Hailunder-Storm)

And the amazing editors too!!

The only RU-vidrs who are keeping me entertained are James and Jay from the Kubz Scouts.

One channel I'm always happy to watch the ads for, especially during this time.

CEO of "I just gotta say"

That’s my new favourite quote of 2020

@Super Ruler first of all who is Lona Second around the fifth kill of the kill count I feel like there was a musical reference I didn’t get can you help me with that thanks

Super Ruler Taked ain’t a word it’s took

@Pennywise The Dancing Clown what? that doesn’t make any sense spit it you innerdimensional spider

Not funny. Didn't laugh.

And the fact they always run on the road, when all you had to do step off the street

@@arbjful It's like with that big ass three tumbling down the mountain in the Wrong Turn 2021. They just couldn't jump out of its way. No, it was too hard.

@@arbjful cars can turn you know it's not like a train

@@PsYChOtlC_ShArK they can, but not over a wall or a high pavement….

​@@arbjful knowing Christine she probably *could* do that

Same

Fair but he did make a Grease joke.

I thought it was actually him for a second when he was first shown

Yea, I thought it was Travolta too... since the movie came out. ha... things you learn watching Dead Meat!!

Jimmy B the grease lightning had me dying

Definitely looks like the lovechild of Travolta and Jim Morrison. It's always uncanny to see that guy.

Did I'm in love with my car play in good omens

this is so sad christine play i'm in love with my car

@@trialerrorsharer9398 pretty sure almost every well known Queen song played in Good Omens :P

Was it out by the time Christine came out?

@David Parkes Yea

I'm deceased after that one!

Bro Fr. Although I’m curious how you got 100 likes and I have none :( RU-vid has hurt me for the last time

PLAY THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD OR ILL EAT YOUR SOULS

Dude she's worth her weight in gold :D

A lot.

@Lieutenant Bonemeal red gold

About 7 kills

$20

But it's not a horror movie

@@savythenillerwaffer en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_(1983_film) "Christine is a 1983 American supernatural horror movie"

Derek Knott plus James was quoting hahaha Tenacious D

really?

This was the prediction of ghost rider

Someone had a quote that relativity, DNA, etc. would be inevitably discovered if there was no Watson and Crick, Einstein, etc. but Stephen King, JK Rowling, Tolkien, etc. made things no one else could.

Or, you know, epic books.

I’ve seen the ghostbusters one and jeeper creepers vehicles

A small price to pay for *less nightmares*

@@TheCarlosCobain Especially now that his son is also writing epic books now (under the pen name Joe hill in case you didn't already know).

Eeehhh...I can see why someone would use this as a bargaining tactic. It's a high-risk, high-reward method for sure, but if you're dealing with a serious collector, it sets you up as a possible kindred spirit, in the hopes of endearing yourself to the seller. Despite the counter-intuition of it, this line can actually work, though, especially when you're dealing with an item that, either due to condition or a miniscule niche market, can get you a better deal than cutthroat negotiation. Seriously, folks, watch some American Pickers; they pull this kind of line all the time.

@@roninikari I collect vacuum tube radios and restore them and I often use this technique with rare sets, especially since I'm 26yo and the people I buy from are all over 70. It shocks them seeing someone relatively young so enamored with these old devices and my collection. Telling them how valuable their item it is to them make them realize that at least it goes to someone young and that will take care of it even when they will not be here anymore

I know! I thought it was cool of him to let her do that, especially since she did it so well. Like I never guessed the car was alive until the very end!

Huh, yeah? How?

Imo Christine was a succubus.

I believe the sentient/self-aware demonic female entity and supernatural power of Christine, in both the book by Stephen King, and John Carpenter's 1983 Hollywood film adaption of Stephen King's Christine, was a succubus. A female demonic entity that seduces sleeping mortal human men in mythology but except Christine herself instead possessed the first 1958 Plymouth Fury car built on the assembly line in the 1950's. Christine possessed her first, original and former owner, Roland D. Lebay. Who was born evil, mentally ill and unstable in the book from the beginning of his life, and a cruel, sadistic, mean-spirited, angry, violent man and a sociopath that abused all those who knew him including his younger brother, George Lebay. Lebay sacrificed his wife and their infant daughter Rita to Christine as a double human sacrifice to make himself immortal and possess Christine in the afterlife. After elderly Roland D. Lebay dies in the book, Roland's evil mortal ghost possessed Christine and acted as her unseen phantom driver killing their victims and enemies or Arnie's tormentors, Buddy Repperton and his gang members.

I'm not going to say brand names but one of my cars tried to kill me...overheating, leaking gas tank and wheel bearings. Kept it anyway. Now it works great because I promised her I'd never leave her.

The book states this exactly. Dennis thinks to himself that if he let Annie drown in the toxic waste of high school, the best part of him will go down with him. So he keeps standing up for him right to the end.

Although it's actually "Roland" LeBay, George's brother that sells the car, *then* dies and haunts the car. Arnold finds out the relevant info from George after Roland's funeral, as I recall

@@pallyboy6005 Indeed! Good point that I had actually forgotten

In the book Roland lebay was the one selling that owned it originally. His spirit was in the car, and was possessing arnie. In the book there’s a moment where arnie fights it, but fails and doesn’t come back. Arnie’s soul basically died

This is pretty much like the IT movies in the sense that they just took the basic premise (teens, then adults, fighting a "clown") and then just did whatever they wanted, disregarding the rest of the story. Rollie sells the car, the whole zombie thing, the crazy time distortion drive, the fact that we're not dealing with an evil car, but an actual spirit, the fact that Arnie dies somewhere else entirely, the internal struggle; all is lost here. But whatever. Red car go murder vrooom, I guess.

@@charon_cmlxix9458 And christine only love Roland leBay , her first owner

The one on regular show

Both

Futurama was pretty good.

honestly the one from futurama where bender turns into a killer car

The regular show 🤣

No actor is safe from James’ recognition.

Horror has interesting connections

Thanks for pointing out the obvious, Sherlock.

wow, I have never seen a joke in these comment sections before.

I’ve done a similar thing when I watch movies at my mom like when I watched pet sematary 2019 I was like “oh right Jason Clarke he played John Connor in terminator genisys” or when I was about to watch the 40 year old virgin I was like “Paul Rudd!” Mom asked me who he was and I said that he’s the guy who plays ant man

They make the crazy days better.

I'm all ways re-watching old vids as they are all so good 😂

well said.

Who isn’t??

How do you watch videos early?

ya

Critics were stupid and parasitic in the 70's and 80's.

Kenneth Bryant they’re that way NOW too. 😂😂

Honestly sounds a lot like how my mom views movies today :P Doesn't matter if the swearing is in character or the violence serves the story...

The Thing is my favorite horror movie, mostly because of the practical effects

Only in the movie, in the book they all seem depressed acterwards

@@mrbiggiecheese312 Not really. In the book it is only the one guy that feels bad about his actions. Buddy and Moochie are still assholes.

Me too! Buddy Repperton and his gang of lowlife juvenile delinquent street thugs and bullies were just typical wannabe tough guy bullies and cowardly punks that could only bully the weak/those smaller and weaker than themselves, using a weapon/weapons or ganging up on one smaller, weaker individual that wouldn't/couldn't fight back but chickenshit in a real fair one on one fist fight or against another gang. In the book Arnie actually not only fought Buddy one on one but wrecked Buddy righteously inside of Darnell's garage before Buddy and his gang retaliated by ganging up on Arnie at school and Buddy pulling a switchblade. They got what their sorry asses deserved, period.

@@suvhangopaul6138 Was it Don Vanderberg?

yup

And appreciate his appreciation of Tenacious D

I got named Gage after a Stephen king character myself lol

That's good, imagine if she didn't like it

@@gagegumbert7628 what book are they from?

Rexeil Carl Molina Pet Sematary

Wow cool I love the name Christine

He was on In the Heat of the night once too.

That explains why he sounds so familiar.

That's why James mentioned him snow shoveling since that's what he does in home alone.

I knew that was him the second he appeared. Maybe I've seen Home Alone one too many times.

@@coolnerdlll6053 never. It's a great movie and timeless.

Gabriel Dobrovat probably dictating to the phone

Lunicode * Yes I am blind;. No I am not dictating. Sadly, braille is not as plentiful as it used to be.

are you blind or do you just know braille?

gmirkoI50 Both.

Yes

This is the only comment I've ever seen james liked

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@@xzteen4306 nah he likes his own comment all the time

My video says posted 2 mins ago how did he see this 15 hrs ago?

@@dewaynestallworth8851 patrons my guy

TOYTEL CAAAAAAAARD

Same over here🤣🤣