Chuck Norris and the Total Gym (2023) - "Everybody Workout" 

This is probably the worst jingle yet. Chuck Norris has been hawking the Total Gym for years, and now he has a new song: "Everybody Workout"
Everybody workout
Feel the energy
Build a better body
The best that you can be
Better body as easy as 1-2-3!
Strong abs
Lean back
Tight buns
Love to run...
Only $14.95!