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Cinematic Excrement: Episode 117 - Hudson Hawk 

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We'll travel along, singing a song...
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@JeffreyDeCristofaro
@JeffreyDeCristofaro 3 года назад
I actually met Andie MacDowell at the Fine Arts Theatre in my hometown! At the time she was promoting a documentary about the horrifying effects of the civil conflict in the Congo during the 2000's (the details too graphic and depressing for me to describe here) and was showcasing it with the ticket sale proceeds going to aid refugees of the conflict. She's a really nice lady and has done charity work for other causes, including animal rescue!
@PurushaDesa
@PurushaDesa 2 года назад
I can see that. I recall watching, I think it was one of those Intelligence Squared debates where the topic was faith versus atheism and she randomly popped up in the audience enquiring about beauty in nature. Nice surprise.
@adiahaalexander9359
@adiahaalexander9359 4 года назад
"Even Whitney at her Whitney-est" *best* *line* *ever* 👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 3 года назад
That line about Whitney Houston should have been followed by the classic Simpsons bit of Bleeding Gums Murphey singing the National Anthem at a Springfield Isotopes game, and stretching THAT into half an hour.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 3 года назад
@@louisduarte8763 His death should have been tragic, but, for that song.
@ravagesektor
@ravagesektor 4 года назад
"Who wrote this movie, 10 year old me" or 42 year old me. Still one of my favorite movies.
@brad_hensil
@brad_hensil 4 года назад
The last time I was this early to a Cinematic Excrement video, Bruce Willis still had hair.
@125loopy
@125loopy 4 года назад
Man, it's so odd seeing him with hair
@brad_hensil
@brad_hensil 4 года назад
Side Note: rumor has it that the (at the time) large $65 million budget was used primarily on a CG artist to “fix Bruce’s deteriorating hairline.”
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@brad_hensil That mission failed quite miserably.
@Lyendith
@Lyendith 4 года назад
"I know they're French, but come on, at least some of them must have hit." As a French person, I feel offended. I also can't stop laughing.
@hseile7314
@hseile7314 4 года назад
Whoops... Wrong comment... Buut.. Who cares... Also Deep blue sea (also directed by Renny Harlin) would be nice. Once you finish this series, of course☺️
@emberneko8640
@emberneko8640 4 года назад
You took the words right out of my mouth!! As a fellow French woman myself, I'm offended but at the same time I don't have hard feelings about throwing shades at my country because it's hilarious. We French people do it all the time to each other anyway. Besides I'm also half English so I'm allowed to laugh at that 😜.
@emberneko8640
@emberneko8640 4 года назад
Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover Thanks 😉
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@hseile7314 Ah, Deep Blue Sea, one of exactly THREE great movies he made, Born American, The Long Kiss Goodnight.
@emberneko8640
@emberneko8640 4 года назад
Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover born in France, my mother is French and grew up in France most of my life and currently living in France.
@gatorshark0870
@gatorshark0870 4 года назад
Does anybody else want him to review “Cool as Ice” now?
@DamnThatsCreepy
@DamnThatsCreepy 4 года назад
YES!
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 4 года назад
I don't know...the sheer level of whiteness...
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@SuperSwordman1 That was a loaded comment.
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 3 года назад
The female lead in Cool as Ice was quite the beauty then. I’m not sure that the resulting scenery is enough to make the movie bearable...
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 3 года назад
@@markiangooley Not remotely, it's not.
@lerm2866
@lerm2866 4 года назад
It's a live action cartoon-way ahead of it's time. Loved it in 91 and still love this movie today.
@DropBearAntix
@DropBearAntix 4 года назад
most of the points put forward as "bad" in this review are exactly the reason why i love this movie.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@DropBearAntix That must be why people like it.
@markswabey5870
@markswabey5870 4 года назад
Im going to agree with you, I loved this film. Its a daft silly mess but i love it.
@gdwnet
@gdwnet 4 года назад
This movie is stupidly overacted but to such a degree that it's funny. I like it.
@TheYacu
@TheYacu 4 года назад
I agree, that movie is fun.
@PowerGlove79
@PowerGlove79 4 года назад
“You guessed it, Frank Stallone “ nice Norm McDonald On Weekend Update reference
@wstine79
@wstine79 4 года назад
I miss young Bruce Willis. Even in a stinker, he still put in an energetic performance.
@1997residente
@1997residente 4 года назад
Yeah,now he looks like he is in Xanax. Apparently,he forgets his lines and never shows up on set. That´s why he work in VOD films...they have 10 pages of screenplay and took less than a month to make.
@Shalalacls
@Shalalacls 4 года назад
Apparently he only takes movies where he needs to show up on set for just 1 day and use a double for everytime he doesn't need to show his face. He won't even take fun cameos, Andy Samberg has been trying to get him on Brooklyn Nine Nine for years.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@Shalalacls Demi Moore's career was a complete fraud, only accomplished through marriage.
@eddiedingle767
@eddiedingle767 4 года назад
Helps that he wrote the story
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@eddiedingle767 That was a major factor, for sure.
@Betta66
@Betta66 4 года назад
"He did direct Cutthroat Island, and for that he must die..." Me: ...hard?
@wstine79
@wstine79 4 года назад
With a vengeance.
@michaelstrong5383
@michaelstrong5383 4 года назад
Well, it is a good day to die *HARD*
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 4 года назад
I liked Geena Davis' performance. You can't say that she was bad in it.
@tristanhartup4936
@tristanhartup4936 4 года назад
... harder
@JohnAvengerJR1985
@JohnAvengerJR1985 4 года назад
@@matthewdaley746 i didn't like that movie either.
@Cellmate412162
@Cellmate412162 4 года назад
For me, Hudson Hawk is so bad it’s hilarious. And it’s a million times better than A Good Day To Die Hard.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
Spoiler Alert: Except for one, and, three, all of them sucked!
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
Plus, Lethal Weapon 2 was obscenely overrated, yeah, I said it, and, I'm standing by it, the third, and, fourth, films, were atrocities, the original was magnificent, though.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@nicesoncashguy201 No, I only hate, 2, 4, and, 5, the original is a classic, and, the third, is pretty good, as well, Alan Rickman, and, Jeremy Irons, were great.
@mylovemachine
@mylovemachine 4 года назад
@@matthewdaley746 I'm not eating this fucking tuna !!
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@mylovemachine They fuck you at the drive-thru!
@shainewhite2781
@shainewhite2781 4 года назад
Man, I never knew this movie won the Razzie for Worst Picture. I thought it was a pretty funny action packed film, with a plot that sounds like a cross between Goldfinger and Raiders of The Lost Ark.
@richardhicks5031
@richardhicks5031 2 года назад
Kinda feels like a fever dream
@richardhicks5031
@richardhicks5031 2 года назад
I also feel like he's in some kind of comma after he jumped from the roff
@medes5597
@medes5597 Год назад
Not only did it win worst picture, it bombed so badly that Bruce Willis said it cut his salary in half in Hollywood because it was such a huge failure. I always liked it, but yeah this film was *hated*. It was a punchline on SNL for years when they referenced something bombing.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 Год назад
@@medes5597 Horrific legacy, just unquestionably.
@Japaneseanimeguy
@Japaneseanimeguy 4 года назад
Honestly this movie sounds like a fun time. Could sit down with a friend and laugh our heads off.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 4 года назад
It is. It gets better with repeated viewings, too, as you get to learn the intricacies of the weird-ass characters. It's also quotable as hell. "Every schmo has a fantasy that the world revolves around them. It rains, a car crash happens, they say "how can this happen to me?" Or the much shorter and punchier "How's my driving!? 1-800- I'm gonna fuckin' die!"
@generalzod8589
@generalzod8589 4 года назад
@@danielgehring7437 I like Hudson Hawk. This dude with C.E. is splitting hairs with all of his little complaints. Someone should tell this guy that,in Back to the Future,they really didn't travel through time.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@generalzod8589 That type of film is hard to get right.
@neilprice513
@neilprice513 4 года назад
I actually like Hudson Hawk, it's one of those films that is so strangely bad and ludicrous that it's actually enjoyable to watch. For your information "laser" or Light beam security systems do not exist. The technology to create them does, but they are so easy to fool that no one uses them. Mythbusters were able to fool some, they made themselves, with junk found around their workshop. Most high tech security systems, from TV and the Movies aren't used in everyday life as they are far too complicated and difficult to maintain. You would spend too much time and resources just keeping the conflicting systems running. Most security is still done with cameras (motion activated and continuous sweep), digital/key locks, security guards and freakishly thick walls and vaults.
@steeleye2112
@steeleye2112 4 года назад
I'm with you, it's no goodfellas but it wasn't trying to be. Danny and Bruce are an awesome combo and if you don't enjoy Richard E. Grant and Sandra Bernhard camping it up, well we just ain't gonna be friends. I've been in the closet way too long, I don't just like this movie - I love this movie.
@badquestion4785
@badquestion4785 4 года назад
This movie is so so soooooo campy. And whether you like this movie or not depends on whether you get camp. And camp is such over the top approach, and it is just such a specific sense of humor, that it is completely understandable that many people dont like it.
@steeleye2112
@steeleye2112 4 года назад
@@badquestion4785 Agree completely, just astonished at how many friends, family etc. don't seem to get camp humor.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@steeleye2112 Many people don't want to get it.
@iflarnted
@iflarnted 4 года назад
I've always liked Hudson Hawk; the movie is fun.
@RealParadoxBlues
@RealParadoxBlues 4 года назад
Apparently Richard E. Grant devoted an entire chapter of the book With Nails to discussing his time making this movie. I understand the film did well in Japan, mostly because Eddie reminded them of Lupin III. Given the "success" of the live-action Lupin films, I can see them gravitating to this.
@eddiedingle767
@eddiedingle767 4 года назад
Don't ever, ever tell Grant that he was good in it, you can probably find interviews of him ripping someone a fresh ass hole
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@eddiedingle767 He was trying to channel his inner Tim Curry.
@5stardave
@5stardave Год назад
Hudson Hawk is a masterpiece. When I saw it in the theater the audience was having a blast.
@wilfreddellschau2557
@wilfreddellschau2557 4 года назад
Long live Norm MacDonalds timeless jokes
@Joemama55122
@Joemama55122 9 месяцев назад
Idek he was sick
@christianbuffum-robbins8904
@christianbuffum-robbins8904 4 года назад
> new Cinematic Excrement *happy internet noises*
@RawbeardX
@RawbeardX 4 года назад
this is set in an alternate reality. clearly. different history, different physics, different song lenght
@SeekerOTheWay
@SeekerOTheWay 4 года назад
and where length is spelled lenght! (just being silly, I typo all the time!)
@martincoiner971
@martincoiner971 4 года назад
Obviously. Not to mention that the utter lack of seriousness that is showcased right at the start of this movie means that anyone starting to snoop around for inaccuracies is missing the point by about a mile or two.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@martincoiner971 It's almost like the film was farcical, or, something.
@thecountofmontecristo2796
@thecountofmontecristo2796 4 года назад
"Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July."
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 4 года назад
0:57 Renny Harlin also directed The Legend of Hercules.
@ccateni28
@ccateni28 4 года назад
>:(
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
There has NEVER been a good Hercules film, the Disney one was the worst though.
@lucienvattel
@lucienvattel 4 года назад
Why do I love this movie so much... This is one of those examples where I just don't get the hate. I found the flim to be so consistently creative and the humor completely unique...its also very rewatchable... this had the same vibes as Big Trouble in Little China.. I love this type of storytelling..
@rpineda76
@rpineda76 4 года назад
Funny, I saw this in theaters (summer of '91) unaware of reviews, box office receipts, behind-the-scenes problems, etc. Me and my buddies ENJOYED IT! I doubt this guy was even born then and talks like he's made The Godfather.
@church2550
@church2550 4 года назад
My dad showed me this film years ago and it became a fun film to watch. Yeah, I consider it a fun time and a bit of a guilty pleasure. I'd recommend having a beer while watching and watching it with some friends. Also if Richard E. Grant seems familiar, that's because he starred in Logan back in 2017. He was the asshole that was about to monologue before Logan shot him.
@paulrwilsonjr
@paulrwilsonjr 4 года назад
Dorian Simunac Saw it in the theaters and liked it and don’t get the hate at all. Yes it was silly and that was the point.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@paulrwilsonjr No one seemed to get that then.
@victorhernandez8723
@victorhernandez8723 4 года назад
And I thought “Leonard, Part 6” made no freakin’ sense!
@jayarby8494
@jayarby8494 4 года назад
It was still a better live action Lupin III movie than the actual live action Lupin III movie.
@johncrocker4209
@johncrocker4209 4 года назад
But not the anime.
@erichfiedler1481
@erichfiedler1481 3 года назад
Which live-action Lupin III, 1974 or 2014?
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 3 года назад
@@erichfiedler1481 Never, saw, either, one.
@iwasanangryyoungman
@iwasanangryyoungman 3 года назад
Which, again, explains why the Japanese loved this. It embodies the spirit of the late Monkey Punch's most famous creation
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 3 года назад
@@iwasanangryyoungman Never studied that one.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 4 года назад
The idea is that the times he's quoting will be how long it takes him and Tommy to sing the song mid-heist, considering how often they'll have to stop and be quiet to let a guard pass or whatever (as is evidenced in the heist scene). It's not supposed to be a sign of his weird encyclopedic knowledge but how many of these heists he's pulled off and practiced the skill. Not that you don't still have a point, I've just seen this movie way too many frickin' times.
@morningstar9233
@morningstar9233 4 года назад
Hudson Hawk is a great film. Its comedy/ adventure and irony with wonderful timing and panache. Stylish, clever and beautifully shot. Great one liners and comic scenes. Sandra Bernhard and Richard E Grant are hysterical. These two actors pick their roles carefully. Its a cult favourite. It did poorly at the box office due to a backlash against Bruce Willis by movie snobs. Watch without prejudice and enjoy. Its a gem of a film.
@leileyaravencroft
@leileyaravencroft 2 года назад
Love your assessment
@Wiggimus
@Wiggimus Год назад
No joke, I love this movie so much. It's absolutely one of my favorite Bruce Willis movies. To this day, I still watch it at least once a year.
@michaelstrong5383
@michaelstrong5383 4 года назад
Between this and North, it's a good thing Pulp Fiction made Bruce Willis a serious star again.
@fermintenava5911
@fermintenava5911 4 года назад
This isn't the last time he'll be here - Colour of the Night is still coming.
@michaelstrong5383
@michaelstrong5383 4 года назад
@@fermintenava5911 That should be an interesting movie to talk about.
@beethovensfidelio
@beethovensfidelio 4 года назад
Michael Strong Smeghead will review it on January 2020
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
North almost killed the career of Elijah Wood, ironically, the bad press saved his career as he became more selective, unlike his contemporary Macaulay Culkin.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
North did claim the directorial career of Rob Reiner, following the smash hit A Few Good Men, this disaster dealt him a career blow that he only survived due to his early successes.
@hekskey
@hekskey 4 года назад
I actually kinda liked this movie when I was younger and stumbled across it a few years after it came out. That was mainly because I liked Bruce Willis from Die Hard and Last Boyscout and the movie was just completely bugnuts insane.
@rosebyanyname
@rosebyanyname 4 года назад
I get the Frank Stallone reference! **goes to watch old Norm Macdonald Weekend Update segments**
@MrThomasHart
@MrThomasHart 4 года назад
Hudson Hawk is actually a great comedy if you watch the German dubbed version, which does not care about the original dialogue at all but instead opts for the wackiest mile-a-minute one-liners
@wilfreddellschau2557
@wilfreddellschau2557 4 года назад
I fucking loved this movie as a kid.
@marcusmalone
@marcusmalone 4 года назад
Same! Still think it's an underrated film, ahead of its time 😛
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@marcusmalone Those types of films usually are only admired later.
@das81
@das81 4 года назад
Greetings from Argentina. They still Air this on local TV.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@AT Productions That's something that's very good to know.
@johnavenger
@johnavenger 2 года назад
RIP to Bruce Willis lengthy career.Thanks for all of your moments.
@TheMrDoliprane
@TheMrDoliprane 4 года назад
Saw this movie when I was ten… and watched it something like ten times since...
@MalleusSemperVictor
@MalleusSemperVictor 4 года назад
This movie is the one thing I allow myself to enjoy out of pure nostalgia.
@juhaniaho6698
@juhaniaho6698 4 года назад
Tune in November next, when we shall be... Shining Through the year 1992.
@PaninaroAurora
@PaninaroAurora 4 года назад
Hudson Hawk sounds like a war movie. I'm sure that didn't help with the whole atmosphere of confusion.
@CyberkillGames
@CyberkillGames 4 года назад
Honestly surprised you didn't mention the the troubled production that this film had. Behind the scenes there were constant rewrites and clashes with Willis and the director among other things. It was so bad that Richard E Grant dedicated an entire chapter to it in his autobiography.
@krisg4815162342
@krisg4815162342 4 года назад
you are wrong. this movie is a hidden gem that was ahead of its time.
@alishastephenson1437
@alishastephenson1437 4 года назад
That's YOUR opinion. One I do not share.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@alishastephenson1437 The Dude said something similar to that.
@toyland_f
@toyland_f 4 года назад
I never thought a you'd post a review THIS early, Sean!
@catfoy8888
@catfoy8888 4 года назад
It may be even earlier next month considering it’s his ten year next month.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@catfoy8888 There's no way to know until it has arrived.
@amiefortman7220
@amiefortman7220 4 года назад
7:49 Yeah, it was funnier when the guy from "The Great Muppet Caper" said it, Richard my boy.
@michaelstrong5383
@michaelstrong5383 4 года назад
At least that film wasn't too nonsensical to have a line like that. I have no idea who Hudson Hawk was aiming for.
@psycher7
@psycher7 4 года назад
Well yeah, that was Charles Grodin.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@psycher7 You can't even sing, your voice was dubbed!
@KidSnivy69
@KidSnivy69 4 года назад
8:37 I think this movie broke Smeghead for a second.
@tinman2001
@tinman2001 3 года назад
I think Kit Kat was a great character. He kind of embodies the idea/failings of mimicking others in order to fit in. Also, his arc is Shakespearean levels of tragic: he starts out with the villains and ends up using his last moments alive to save Anna. His cards remind me of trying to plan for potential conversations when I was growing up.
@vwgames49
@vwgames49 4 года назад
7:04 Sounds like writing notes for Game of Thrones Season 8
@realemetic1
@realemetic1 3 года назад
This was the closest thing to having David Addison back and I LOVED it!
@tangawarra
@tangawarra 4 года назад
This movie is one of my guilty pleasures. My brother and I discovered it as teenagers and watched it probably 10 to 15 times. It is really stupid but somehow hugely enjoyable. Although that might be the German dubbing, I think they often put in their own jokes (probably while drunk or high - or both, like with The Persuaders) and it is great.
@jeffkadlec7937
@jeffkadlec7937 4 года назад
I know it's a bad movie, for MANY MANY reasons. And yet I still enjoy it so much!
@michaelwilson5114
@michaelwilson5114 4 года назад
Same here.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@michaelwilson5114 Third like here as well.
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 4 года назад
During Christmas time, I hope you’ll review Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
@herbiehopkins
@herbiehopkins 4 года назад
Ahh yes, that's ... A film!
@Lordeightbane
@Lordeightbane 4 года назад
The Santa Claus from Mexico
@alishastephenson1437
@alishastephenson1437 4 года назад
I Stan this.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@alishastephenson1437 Santa Claus from South of the Border.
@andrewollmann304
@andrewollmann304 4 года назад
Trey Broughton Yeah....that needs to be reviewed. It tries to be cute...but it’s kinda disturbing. Apparently, Santa uses child slave labor, not elves. And his home is not at the North Pole, but rather “high up in the clouds.”
@shainewhite2781
@shainewhite2781 4 года назад
9:40, that was a hilarious scene! Telling him to read to himself!😂
@mijaedgetu1752
@mijaedgetu1752 4 года назад
I love this film.. a typical 80s/early 90s adventure, no emotional investment required, just good fun and quite enjoyable if you suspend your disbelief and just accept it for what it is...
@nunchuckfilms
@nunchuckfilms 4 года назад
I always find it funny that a heap of people I know that love Anime hate live action that doesn't follow the laws of physics. If a film is meant to be in the real world it gives me the shits, but this film is so obviously a cartoon I think it works. Or you can just treat it as a spoof of 80's action, most of them are just as stilly
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 3 года назад
@@nunchuckfilms Less thoughts, the better.
@Brad772006
@Brad772006 4 года назад
One of the dislikes on this video is from. You guessed it Frank Stallone
@nickthompson318
@nickthompson318 4 года назад
Thanks Norm 👍
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@nickthompson318 That's a guy disliked by even his own family.
@nathanforester5993
@nathanforester5993 4 года назад
This was definitely the one year where Sly Stallone did NOT end up winning Worst Actor. And i'm also glad that Nothing But Trouble (one of my favorite supposedly bad movies) didn't win anything apart from Dan Akyroyd winning Worst Supporting Actor.
@KesselRunner606
@KesselRunner606 4 года назад
Maybe it's me, but I couldn't stop watching and rewatching this movie on VHS. It was quirky, eccentric and fun. I loved the weird characters, and watching Richard E Grant and James Coburn chew the scenery. Guilty pleasure, M'Lud. Guilty as charged.
@reviewman
@reviewman 4 месяца назад
2:34 well a least his name wasn’t Squall. (Yes, It’s final fantasy 8 reference. No, I’m not sorry.)
@gageperuti5519
@gageperuti5519 Год назад
11:43 They actually explain this: they want the heists to be clean and without casualties so they don't draw unwanted trouble. Eddie is willing to do that. Caplan just killed everyone.
@FreeNintendo21
@FreeNintendo21 2 месяца назад
One day, I saw Hudson Hawk when it was on Netflix. I had a great time.
@bearewokboy9460
@bearewokboy9460 3 года назад
I really love this channel.
@AB-xd8hm
@AB-xd8hm 4 года назад
Huh, I always thought the title was referring to Bruce's character (he's from NY and gets on top of buildings to "swipe" things like a hawk). Anyway, loved the movie and the cartoony humor, primarily because of the cast and their enthusiasm while delivering the silliest dialogue imaginable. This is not even remotely the worst movie of the year. Arguably, it's great, if you love the cast and the comedic style the movie is going for. By the way, the original plot was even sillier. There was a deleted subplot about Kaplan killing Hawk's pet monkey Little Eddie, for example. Speaking of Cool as Ice, you could always change the rules and review both the movie that won the Razzie for worst picture AND the movie you personally see as the worst movie of that year - especially when it comes to Cool as Ice. You can't just drop that title and not cover the glorious cheesy nonsensical ego trip and basically a kids commercial for Ice's media persona and, at the time, his mega hit album that the film/film-length music video represents.
@jeffrokraus5483
@jeffrokraus5483 2 года назад
Nice review, and inside info. This movie rocks! Bunny, ball ball
@brandonmclendon5368
@brandonmclendon5368 4 года назад
A review he doesn’t post that he doesn’t post at 1:00 am? I must be dreaming.
@MedicineMundy
@MedicineMundy 4 года назад
7:12 That's Definitely a Reference 😎👉👉 Good work with the episode, Broski! I was looking forward to this one :)
@chrisazylum6624
@chrisazylum6624 4 года назад
Will the next one be worth SHINING THROUGH? Find out next time on Cinematic Excrement!
@hseile7314
@hseile7314 4 года назад
Speaking of cool as ice... I wouldn't mind a cinematic excrement episode😉
@jayarby8494
@jayarby8494 4 года назад
In case you’re wondering, the next movie is Shining Through, some WWII spy drama with Michael Douglas
@stevegeorge6880
@stevegeorge6880 4 года назад
Yes, that's the one where Melanie Griffith plays some deep cover operative acquiring the secret papers showing the German long-range missile program in World War II. The drama is in finding out whether or not she and Michael Douglas will make it out. This is undercut by the framing device in which badly aged future versions of the characters are narrating the whole thing. Memorably, Melanie Griffith asks Michael Douglas to taste her strudel and it doesn't lead to a reenactment of the best scenes in Basic Instinct.
@michaelstrong5383
@michaelstrong5383 4 года назад
I'm surprised that The Bodyguard was nominated in the same year as that film. I mean, it's not an amazing movie, and Whitney Houston's version of I Will Always Love You is more remembered than the film itself, but....REALLY??
@jayarby8494
@jayarby8494 4 года назад
Michael Strong The Bodyguard wasn’t that good, but it wasn’t really Razzie material either. Must have been hype backlash
@DorianCairne
@DorianCairne 4 года назад
And then about five erotic dramas in a row. They don't look very interesting, but at least Freddy Got Fingered is coming up in about nine films.
@jayarby8494
@jayarby8494 4 года назад
DorianCairne A little less, he’s already reviewed some Worst Pictures before so we’ll get to that quicker than expected, hopefully
@elizabetha.188
@elizabetha.188 4 года назад
If I remember it correctly, Andie MacDowell said that if they had taken out the swear words, it could have been a great children's movie.
@leileyaravencroft
@leileyaravencroft 2 года назад
Psh… I watched it anyway
@bakerfritz4681
@bakerfritz4681 2 года назад
Cinematic Excrement? This movie is quippy, quirky, eccentric ‘90s GOLD.
@davidagiel8130
@davidagiel8130 5 месяцев назад
I watched this when I was ten and loved it. It’s still one of my favourite Bruce films
@JenMistress
@JenMistress 4 года назад
Oh, thank goodness, I did my normal Googling what was next, and I never heard of it either. However, have heard of Cool As Ice, mostly due to scrolling through the Rifftrax section of Amazon Prime. Haven't watched it yet, and hearing your thoughts of it, kinda curious now what stuff Mike, Kevin, and Bill have to say, so may do that. Thank you.
@VerdantRange
@VerdantRange 4 года назад
There's another bit early on where the film fails basic addition. They say the scenes with Da Vinci are set in 1481 and the rest of the film is set exactly 500 years later. That would mean that the film is set in 1981 rather than it's release year of 1991, but there's a ton of references to stuff from after 1981, like talking about the NES at one point. Hell, the super bowl that Whitney Houston sang at was also in 1991, yet these guys failed to realize based on their math, they have it set ten years before then.
@BobicBranislav
@BobicBranislav 3 года назад
Most of the movies I loved when I was in my early teens, I hate when rewatching. This, on the other hand, is not the case with Hudson Hawk. I loved it back then. And I still love it now. For it's campiness. For the energy it carries. And pure charm.
@greatskytrollantidrama4473
@greatskytrollantidrama4473 3 года назад
Whole heartedly agree.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 3 года назад
@@greatskytrollantidrama4473 It's a wonderful joy.
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 года назад
15:16, If this was the 2nd Movie review you have done that had a Hanna-Barbera reference, what was the first one?
@marcusmalone
@marcusmalone 4 года назад
I've always loved this film. Like, honestly.
@KuriusOranj
@KuriusOranj 4 года назад
Me too. And I like your icon thing. Takes me back. :)
@marcusmalone
@marcusmalone 4 года назад
@@KuriusOranj ha, thanks! We Hudson Hawk fans gotta stick together, I guess.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@marcusmalone They aren't that many of those fans.
@MarissaBollywood
@MarissaBollywood 4 года назад
“Hey! Not even close!” Lol 😂
@Skreezilla
@Skreezilla 3 года назад
I really like this movie.... then again not watched it in many many years.
@mikeworkingforgreen3766
@mikeworkingforgreen3766 4 года назад
The next episode won't be a tenth-anniversary special? _No hai, Tommy?_
@TheBattlesword
@TheBattlesword 4 года назад
I heard even Richard E Grant disowned this movie
@eliotmccann2589
@eliotmccann2589 4 года назад
Check out his film diaries "With Nails"- he has a whole chapter dedicated to Hudson Hawk and it is scathing!
@victorhernandez8723
@victorhernandez8723 4 года назад
Would you blame him?
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@victorhernandez8723 This seems like him pretending it wasn't his choice.
@jimbrown5091
@jimbrown5091 4 года назад
I was in my teens when I first saw this....bought it on DVD years later and was sorely disappointed. Hudson Hawk should have been a good movie...
@joshu4272
@joshu4272 4 года назад
Have not watched your vid yet, but you are messing with a childhood fav of mine. For the 2nd time. You anger me sir
@OcarinaSapphr-
@OcarinaSapphr- 4 года назад
I bet that Coburn wished he was either on the set of ‘The Great Escape’ or even ‘Maverick’.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
Or, Affliction.
@OcarinaSapphr-
@OcarinaSapphr- 4 года назад
@@matthewdaley746 I think he'd even take 'Sister Act 2', lol!
@alexkidd3d
@alexkidd3d 4 года назад
How dare you, I loved this movie as an 8 year old and even though I havn't seen it since, I cannot concieve of it no longer living up to my nostalgic memory...because that never happens.
@BIGSTANK1983
@BIGSTANK1983 Год назад
I love this movie. One of my favorites actually for nostalgic (my Dad) i still watch every time I see its on
@pyrrhus17
@pyrrhus17 2 года назад
Brilliant , simply a pleasure to watch .
@Leechwife
@Leechwife 4 года назад
Thank you for saving my Sunday!!!!
@markpaterson2053
@markpaterson2053 2 года назад
"It's not lazy writing; it's art." -- In your sarcasm I think you forgot that this was a deliberateln absurd COMEDY.
@austinmorrison6953
@austinmorrison6953 2 года назад
It’s the best “so bad it’s good” movie I’ve found on Netflix in quite some time.
@Jay_76
@Jay_76 3 года назад
One thing you missed. At the beginning, it mentions the bronze shortage due to the war but, it also claims da Vinci originally built his machine to convert lead to bronze but it ended up turning lead to gold for some reason. Bronze, by the way, is not a naturally occurring element. It actually a combination of copper and a small amount of tin. Something that a smart guy like Leonardo da Vinci would know.
@andymatzner4891
@andymatzner4891 4 года назад
My day just got better
@hypno-scream5652
@hypno-scream5652 4 года назад
Well, at least the movie has a nice title...
@v-rex6262
@v-rex6262 4 года назад
The part where they jump of the building and then just end up back at the Mario's with no explanation on how they miraculously survived reminds me of a joke in The Simpsons episode "The Last Temptation Of Homer. Homer, Lenny, Carl and Charlie (does anyone remember Charlie?) play a prank on a worker which causes a radioactive Gas leak. They run to the emergency exit only to find that it's painted on and the gas consumes them and they collapses. The scene than cuts to Mr Burns's office where Charlie (Again does anyone remember Charlie?) is saying That he won't bore Mr Burns with details of there miraculous escape, but they need a proper emergency exit.
@lerm2866
@lerm2866 3 года назад
Whenever I see Richard E. Grant I always hear the line “damn photomat assholes” in my head.
@jamiebraswell5520
@jamiebraswell5520 4 года назад
I remember enjoying this film in theaters at the tender age of 20. It was a fun time and my pals and I laughed it up at the goofiness. I have never revisited this picture since then, as I know it would not live up to the fond memory. IT was just something about that time, my age, and my friends which would not be present now.
@scarletguard
@scarletguard 3 года назад
What happened to episode 116?
@juhaniaho6698
@juhaniaho6698 4 года назад
What does opening warning mean? Is that a line from Hudson Hawk or is it referring to 12 Monkeys?
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
@@BaranoffIsaac A great song despite the bizarre lyrics.
@swfreek77
@swfreek77 4 года назад
I am glad someone else points out these inaccuracies besides me
@sirpheredin1379
@sirpheredin1379 4 года назад
There was another movie released in 1991 that deserved Worst Picture. Yet somehow, it wasn’t even nominated. Highlander 2: the Quickening
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 года назад
It deserved it just for launching a terrible tv series.
@AnimatingJosh
@AnimatingJosh 4 года назад
This Movie ended up exactly as intended and it's actually really good. I also bet a ton more people have watched/liked this movie since '91. Premiere week also had What About Bob playing, also a great flick.
@mainstreetsaint36
@mainstreetsaint36 2 года назад
91, quite the year for movies.
@frank_anzelc
@frank_anzelc 3 года назад
I was 11 when I saw this and thought it was hilarious and I refuse to rewatch it and ruin that childhood joy
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