Civ 5 AI Only Timelapse: Lost in the Ocean 

Portugal: wasted so many chances and so much potential lol. Great economy, what do we use it for? 1) Retarded incompetence at capturing Seoul, which could provide crucial advantage 2) Being quite capable of taking Utrecht and honestly maybe even more... and retreating fleets 3) Having frigates when Byz was stuck on ancient ships... and even attacking them... and again retreating with such advantage... 4) Byzantium, the clear imminent hegemon, has its all armies in opposite part of the map, occupied with somebody else? Strategic crucial south island is ready to attack? Nah, let's lose all our manpower on Dutch and be left as the only remaining opponent of now like 2x stronger Byzantium! Not only they failed to do anything properly, maybe if not their attacks on Netherlands the Dutch would be capable of killing Byz. Netherlands: That killsteal of Spain straight from Byz hands was great move... But they were less focused than Byz and had bad luck with Portugal. Byzantium: Excellent performance the entire time, just proffesional competence. Korea: can anybody explain to me how the hell they could fuck up their basic pop growth so badly? Exact same starting conditions as Byz and by turn 100 Byz has 24 pop and Korea 4? Perfect set of uniques to win this map, and they couldn't even properly get out of an ancient age... on a map without barbarians or early invasions. Tl;dr Byzantium was a proffesional, Portugal was drunk, Netherlands were not good enough, Korea was mentally handicapped and Spain just didn't care.

Ah yes, the "5 warriors before anything else" build order by Korea, truly a classic.

Korea: They cant conquer your entire island if you never had an entire island to begin with. Spain: Currently the winner of most mediocre player of Civ BR for 28 games in a row Portugal: Focus on taking on the growing threat of the Byzantine Empire? Nah, lets fuck up the dutch! Netherlands: If we dont move, maybe they wont notice us. Dont worry, those citadels are probably being placed out of friendship. Byzantine: Popping out 5 cities from the start, and stealing your opponents island wins you the game. Who would have thunk?

Ah comon, the dutch AI finally did something, i was so proud of them! they never seem to do much in other battles. surviving for as long as they did in madrid was pretty great though.

For a moment I was scared Portugal can actually do something competent

Rematch requested. Korean AI machine broke.

Lol dutch madrid was the winner for me

Korea: "This is fine."

You could do a map where literally every tile is salt and see how that goes

Did- did the Byzantine just win their first game?

A sea battle where Korea can't build turtleships... Thanks for playing, better luck next time!

Every singleplayer civ game ever: The person you are trading with has -500 gold per turn. *eyes their massive, basically unit spam, army*

(A person comes from the future into early 11th century Constantinople) Person from the future: Wow, so this is the Byzantine Empire? A citizen of Constantinople: What's and where is the Byzantine Empire? Person from the future: Isn't this the capital of it? Citizen of Constantinople: Never heard of the Byzantine Empire, but you are in Constantinople, the capital of the Roman Empire. Person from the future: Excuse me, what?

dude that map is so amazing and I love it, it got me excited.

Blue dudes were like "Yo let's protect the orange dudes from the white dudes! Orange dudes our friend now!" and then that awkward pause when there could be only one winner. So you have to kill your friend/pet to end the game.

Tfw it's Theodora first successful game

Watching an AI-only play session can be quite mesmerizing.

"green islands in the deep ocean surrounded by impenetrable mountains..." meanwhile Constantinople just straight up settles on koreas island in early game

Advisor: The rest of the world is beginning to expand their empires, grow their cities, advance the technology tree, we should follow suit. Sejong of Korea: *warrior axe go brrr*

The netherlands does what it does best, defeat spain

6:17 -- "We Coo Right?" -Dutch

Koreans losing in a video game? What kind of sorcery is this?

Byzantium with the very aggressive forward settle on Korea 🤣

Oh man, this is a great setup for Korea, they're gonna- Goddammit, you had ONE JOB!

Well done Portugal, well done in taking out the Dutch HOWEVER

Really thought Portugal was going to win it this time

Epic war Byzance-Portugal !

YAY I FINALLY GEUSSED A VICTORY RIGHT

If korea expanded eariler, they could have gotten to Turtle ships and shit on everyone easy.

Korea just didnt care anymore and the dutch missed a lot of opportunities. Also that dutch Madrid at the end was hilarious.

It's amazing what you can do when happiness is not a constraint

These are so satisfying to watch. I must find more of these.

The Byzantines attack Portugal, so they retaliate by attacking the Koreans?! Well I guess that is what happens when you are sandwiched between two more powerful empires except this time there is no Yi Sun-Sin.

you gotta respect Biz for keeping the Dutch like that yea we're chill you go take Portugal while we just enjoy our only standing city with no chance of getting anothet

I look away for 10 seconds then each of the civs have armies of like 20

How do they build cities so close? There's only 2 tiles between the cities.

0:28 Look at Varna Thats just a big middle finger to Korea

So basically, Korea and Byzantium were at war for like 1300 years straight.

Korea settled their cities too late

The full out war between Portugal and Byzantium was honestly pretty cool

First two seconds of the video and I already love it. That song is one of my favourites on the Made in Abyss OST

As soon as the great wall went up I couldn't see Byzantium loosing a defensive war and they pretty much won by a landslide.

I once got a 61 pop city (Constantinople) as Byzantium. Brings back memories, even though I couldn't get a cultural victory in that game.

Can't believe Madrid pulled a "¡No Pasarán!" until being the last one standing

Soundtracks of tgese videos are always so kickass.

lol Before the game start I thought korea had this, i thought they would be ahead in technology and just win but they did nothing. F for Korea

Some civs lasted way longer then they had any right to

Nahhhh the great wall not covering THOSE 2 tiles is killing me, IGE edit that shit😭😂

The civ more agressive from the beginning win at the end...

Lol, the Dutch still got 2nd

"We cool, we cool." - The Dutch, probably

Can you have a game with only "Asian" nations?

I miss the day when you can expand your territory to 11 tiles away

Constantinople literally had the game won from 1 minute in and then spent the whole rest of the game trying to throw. They almost managed to lose.

NEVER screw with Byzantium without thinking it through. She's beaten me a number of times, whether in score or war

The made in abyss music 😢

War. War never changes. Especially if it goes on for multiple centuries.

Can we have a moment to be thankful we don't live in Busan? That poor city saw more wars and armies pass through its streets than any real world cities.

So happy you stopped having England on these water-based maps, it makes for much more exciting content

Idea for next games: "Medieval unique unit" civs (you did "ancient civs") Songhai, Arabia, China, Japan, Korea, Siam, Mongolia, Denmark, Zulu bonus points for max tech level being actually medieval Later same with Renaissance

white falls, madrid: "oh shit"

Was sure Byz was gonna win. Bonus religion slot can give you A LOT.

The original battle royale

Game ends at :29 when Byzantium settles it's 5th city.

Once they got The Great Wall, they had a tremendous defense, and it was game over for everyone else.

I think korea broke...

I am shocked to see the Byzantines actually win. Most games I play with them involve them being decapitated way too easily. It is as if their AI behavior is self-destructive.. Guess I am wrong.

That anime music tho

Spanish Netherlands? How about Nethelandish Spain

very good music choice friend

To day's lesson. Even you are op civilization do not build only one city

Byzantium: " I got a Great Wall, down to hell you go !"

"But can we do the Netherland second?"

They all had the same start and everything right?, how did Korea screw up so damn badly?

Pleasantly surprised with the video starting off with a Made in Abyss piece.

Sailing ships going to combat next to modern battleships. Only in Civ. On another note, Constantinople wins again of course.

Funny thing about this channel is that it gets maaaaddd views, but no subscribers.

A moment of silence for Korea.

Wow these are actually super interesting to watch.

*Japan 1940 simulator *

Turn 500- oh Spain is still alive Turn 600- Can anything be done? Turn 608- oh rip

why korea has 1city during byzantium 5 cities?

Oh hell, did you throw battlefield 2 modern combat's theme in? Nostalgi'ing

As a Korean, I find this vid so sad, but quite correct

Oh god, that made in abyss ost.

I wasn't expecting them all to be so war-mongerie. I guess if they 'covet lands' AI does what AI does.

well korea didn't do so well

really interessting to see how the AI works

I know I'm bad at this game but those unit numbers were insane. Some of those armies got to ridiculous sizes

That moment when you realize the Netherlands aren’t out yet

I was waiting for this🔥

Wtf was Korea thinking??

How could Byzantium produce so many nuclear missiles? There are at least 30 of them in submarines. I can see only 1 uranium source above Seoul, even with autocracy Byzantium could'nt get 60+ of uranium.

the song of made in abyss in the start i love that song

The Dutch took revenge for the loss of Ostende by capturing Madrid :D

rottherdam once beutifull 29 city size now in ruins :{. *sad wilhelemns in background

its fitting that the capital city of the winner is Constantinople

Didnt expect to hear made in abyss in here

I don't understand how they founded other cities. Isn't a game limit for placing cities is for them to be 3 tiles away from each other?

Yellow at 6:12 “were in the end game now.”