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@johns1268
@johns1268 9 лет назад
Civ V Vanilla: Yeah what a fun game! Civ V Complete: Holy shit.
@atlasflame5815
@atlasflame5815 9 лет назад
+John S Civ V + GK + BNW is the best thing I've ever played.
@BaertierchenLP
@BaertierchenLP 8 лет назад
+John S It's such a great game!
@gandalfthegreat713
@gandalfthegreat713 8 лет назад
+Dragon Knight ye
@hyperdude144
@hyperdude144 8 лет назад
+John S Civ 5 + expansions= the only strategy game you will ever need.
@robin6469
@robin6469 7 лет назад
Just bought civ 5 complete, I haven't played it yet and I have never played a civilization game before. Is it good? (
@collink6118
@collink6118 9 лет назад
getting this game and all dlcs for $12 Steam sales ftw
@emmanuelp.4941
@emmanuelp.4941 9 лет назад
That sale was the best thing that ever happened to me :D
@kDeviLLXIII
@kDeviLLXIII 9 лет назад
Assuming you bought it at the same time/deal as me. This was a week ago. I now have over 192 hours on steam.. How is that even possible? Help me.
@collink6118
@collink6118 9 лет назад
kDeviLLXIII lol right now i am at 36 hours
@GamerGarm
@GamerGarm 9 лет назад
I did the same thing... with the same results. I am going home to get my Civ fix.
@emmanuelp.4941
@emmanuelp.4941 9 лет назад
Yeah, I'm at around 40 hours or so. Sooooo good.
@bleachgecko
@bleachgecko 10 лет назад
i know this is incredibly late but you can turn on the animations for the multiplayer combat. Its in the settings. Just for anybody who didnt know.
@shawnadams1460
@shawnadams1460 10 лет назад
You can now, but originally you could not.
@bleachgecko
@bleachgecko 10 лет назад
oh right fair enough
@AtlasPrimeV
@AtlasPrimeV 4 года назад
Ahh, when Joe was too skinny for his jackets. Good old times. 10 freaking years. Damn man.
@Ali123456owl
@Ali123456owl 4 года назад
holy crap this game is 10 years old and it's still one of the best city builders
@-et37-
@-et37- 3 года назад
10 years already?
@Merlijn83
@Merlijn83 9 лет назад
Thanks Joe for introducing me to a game I never would've tried on my own. So addictiveee
@GearheadGaming666
@GearheadGaming666 9 лет назад
unit movement and combat animations are a setting. they have always been there. and the person who hosts the game saves the game.
@tyrantking92
@tyrantking92 9 лет назад
not when the game first came out
@ryanmann1416
@ryanmann1416 4 года назад
0:33 “Oh.....yeah..... that’s good stuff........”
@simasgx
@simasgx 10 лет назад
06:00 Welcome to the Dancing Joe Show
@Hildebertovenegas997
@Hildebertovenegas997 10 лет назад
Just.... one..... more.. turn..
@Nathan-Roman
@Nathan-Roman 10 лет назад
That moment when you said that hours ago...
@Hildebertovenegas997
@Hildebertovenegas997 10 лет назад
:D
@benadrylboy8219
@benadrylboy8219 9 лет назад
this comment was posted six months ago. he is still playing.
@Hildebertovenegas997
@Hildebertovenegas997 9 лет назад
Alex Breaux xD
@Fluteboy9473
@Fluteboy9473 10 лет назад
I watched your gameplay video. The reason why other civs wouldn't trade with you was because you had the warmonger penalty for taking a city. The reason why washington said he couldn't offer you anything for the free resource you offered him meant that he could not afford to give enough to "match" or equal the value of the good you were offering him
@minicrafter8401
@minicrafter8401 9 лет назад
*Picks Elizabeth and Islands* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
@IgnacMirt
@IgnacMirt 10 лет назад
You are the BEST!!!! I just love your Civilisation Videos. I havent seen your other stuff, but the civ clips are just frickin awesome!!! Two thumbs up
@jpotts1515gaming
@jpotts1515gaming 8 лет назад
Just got it on sale for 12 bucks till the 1st of feb! anyone who has not played it buy it!
@gamingwithslacker
@gamingwithslacker 8 лет назад
Me too, same sale
@jpotts1515gaming
@jpotts1515gaming 8 лет назад
***** same and yes best sale ever
@MactarJr
@MactarJr 8 лет назад
+jpotts1515gaming I missed it by an hour had to buy it full price
@jpotts1515gaming
@jpotts1515gaming 8 лет назад
Milk of human kindness that sucks
@jpotts1515gaming
@jpotts1515gaming 8 лет назад
Milk of human kindness en.mmoga.net/Steam-Games/Civilization-V-5-Complete-Edition.html?ref=392&currency=USD its not the official steam store but it looks good for 13 bucks :)
@Drakon_Minaka
@Drakon_Minaka 9 лет назад
I played as the ottomans and I had the omni furor teutonicus mod activated. I captured like,millions of galleys and ships,took over dozens of barbarian encampments and went to war with Napoleon. My navy tore the enemies apart and I got beaten on land combat....until I had to dig in for city defense (land). I ripped the oncoming hordes of archers and pikemen by bombarding them with my catapult,city and archers. I love that mod :D
@lemonlimecitrus
@lemonlimecitrus 11 лет назад
I actually miss stacks of doom. you will never know the pant shitting fear of seeing an elephant pop up near one of your cities, and then the next turn seeing five more elephants pop out of it. Truly terrifying.
@Boxsteam
@Boxsteam 8 лет назад
Civ 5 Vanilla: What a great game. Civ 5 with DLC's: Have not seen the real civilization in a week.
@EddieintheLoop
@EddieintheLoop 11 лет назад
I played Civ 5 for 19 hours straight once... took a one hour nap then got back to playing for another 12 hours...
@rometmonte-cristo2722
@rometmonte-cristo2722 10 лет назад
Europa Universalis IV got the diplomacy mostly right.
@rometmonte-cristo2722
@rometmonte-cristo2722 10 лет назад
***** Well yes. But once you get into it, you will not regret it. Also, Crusader kings II is by far one of the best player driven story games. A story is born from the mechanics of the game.
@rometmonte-cristo2722
@rometmonte-cristo2722 10 лет назад
***** You just have to find the right time, when to sink yourself in. I did not look at any tutorials, I just kind of figured stuff out. Even though it looks comlicated, it is damn fun!
@JaguarRawr
@JaguarRawr 10 лет назад
I do find the other civs to be infuriating. None of them are ever truly your allies, the denouncing circles are annoying, and they drag you into war if you don't spend all your gold and turns on your goddamn military. The game forces me to build units I don't need when I go for peaceful culture victories.
@Optimusprime240
@Optimusprime240 10 лет назад
Peacekeeper. Just destroy the pesky neighbors, and the remaining civilizations will keep their distance. Also, if you focus on one civilization to please, you can Infact make alliances. I partnered up with Napoleon my last session and took down England together.
@GutsLikesItInTheAss
@GutsLikesItInTheAss 9 лет назад
The intro's accuracy on the first 16 hours of the game is terrifyingly spot on.
@MrRabidKiwi
@MrRabidKiwi 10 лет назад
I had experience with Civ III in the past and I bought Civ 5 on the steam sale a couple days ago. I played the game all night, then got up at 7 AM, went to the doctor's office for an appointment, picked up some breakfast on the drive back, and then got on Civ V again while I ate breakfast. 15 hours later, it was the year 1950 and I had unlocked Nukes, just in case the little shit Napoleon, the last other civ (Who luckily isn't on the same landmass as me) gets pissy while I wait out the 2050 victory. As I write this it is the evening of the next day. I haven't slept in 2 days and I'm still not totally sure why I'm writing this comment instead of finishing my civ game
@jargonharston366
@jargonharston366 10 лет назад
That Japanese soundtrack is actually Thai music.
@DyoKasparov
@DyoKasparov 7 лет назад
That intro song was awesome, if there's a "full version" I'd like to hear it!
@namegamereviews
@namegamereviews 10 лет назад
The Japanese soundtrack you mention is actually traditional Siamese. Look it up if you don't believe me. Apparently the game plays soundtrack accordingly to your race. I played Siamese and I also kept hearing Chinese chimes in the background.
@TheWaffleMuncher
@TheWaffleMuncher 10 лет назад
one easy awesome way to fix the diplomacy is to be able to tell them where to help you out. The AI often doesn't help there allies much, and just chills somewhere else.
@leopoldzoupounidis571
@leopoldzoupounidis571 8 лет назад
You can enable multiplayer animations if you are the host. And you can save
@Jowell809Channel
@Jowell809Channel 10 лет назад
I love Civ V!! Best strategy game, I'm soo addictive to it but I have been trying to find someone who can tell me if there are any other games like this. I mean, Civ V is very addictive but I just wish you can do more like more in-depth diplomacy. That game called Europa Universalis has very in-depth diplomacy and etc but I really don't like how the game looks. I guess, I'm just too addictive to Civ V and how the mechanics are played but would like to find something just as good or better than Civ V but I am afraid to waste my money, trying to find a decent one on Steam. Could really use the help from fellow Civ V players to help me decide I guess.
@TiNg-nk7zt
@TiNg-nk7zt 10 лет назад
Try Civ4. It's better than Civ5.
@Jowell809Channel
@Jowell809Channel 10 лет назад
Ti Ng Yea, I hear that alot but the graphics ugh lol and people say the deathstack of units is not a good thing. Sounds like cheating to me for the AI.
@alexmercer2743
@alexmercer2743 10 лет назад
You can give the Total War series a try. Shogun 2 Total War and Rome Total War 2 are pretty good. It's more about strategically directing units in war than it is creating an empire, but it's as close as you're likely to get.
@Jowell809Channel
@Jowell809Channel 10 лет назад
Alex Mercer Yeah, I was checking them out. Only one that sparks interest is Rome Total War 2 but I'm thinking of going with the Europa Universalis games. I think those more fit me because it has more in-depth diplomacy and managing your nation and going to war is much better than just a full war game only. I would still check out Rome but EU sounds more for my liking.
@solaire2904
@solaire2904 10 лет назад
Alex Mercer Rome Total War 2 is good ? lol
@thescaredshadow
@thescaredshadow 9 лет назад
Man, Joe looks real different without a beard and in just 360p....
@kevinrodriguez3985
@kevinrodriguez3985 8 лет назад
Hmmmmmmmmmm 360p
@HackersSun
@HackersSun 10 лет назад
omgob. younger and skinnier joe. I AM FASCINATED BY THIS XD
@Brethrenfudge
@Brethrenfudge 9 лет назад
Dude are you really in space?
@gamingsucks9337
@gamingsucks9337 9 лет назад
+Brethrenfudge yeah of course he is
@aidanreid8459
@aidanreid8459 9 лет назад
Yes because obviously as a RU-vidR there soul purpose is to colonize on the moon not to make videos...
@thereallambofgod
@thereallambofgod 8 лет назад
+UntimelyTitan 202 that's how he won civilization 6 RU-vid addition
@NeostormXLMAX
@NeostormXLMAX 8 лет назад
theres a thing called "one more turn" syndrome for civ
@Hamsu
@Hamsu 10 лет назад
why do I have to sign in to RU-vid 3 times before I can write a comment? Now that I finally can, I had the hardest time being a military nation in Civ5
@ChevalierdeJohnstone
@ChevalierdeJohnstone 10 лет назад
While I have the greatest respect for Joe's channel and reviews, this is an embarrassing review by someone who doesn't have a clue about the game or the franchise and clearly didn't understand what he was doing or seeing when he played the game. As I'll say in the following paragraph, don't take my word for it - along with pretty much all of the hardcore (top-ranked) players of previous iterations of the franchise who almost universally gave Civ 5 dismal reviews, the main game designer (Jon Schaffer) utlimately said Civ 5 is a deeply flawed game and he's not happy with it! I wish that Joe would remove this review, as it doesn't do justice to the overall excellence of his channel. I'll put this up front as well, because this comment will get a lot of hate from people who love playing Civ 5 and think I'm insulting them by saying this game is stupid, even though I'm just repeating what the Chief Game Designer said about his own game. Look, I freely admit that I like reading schlocky pulp sci fi stories. I think they're a reasonably fun way to pass the time on an airplane. However, you won't find me claiming they are the next Great American Novel. (There is great, artistic sci fi. I'm not talking about that, I'm talking the old pulp stuff where the authors got paid by the word to churn out product.) If you have fun playing Civ 5, I'm not here to tell you how to spend your free time. If you have fun with it that's great! But if you claim Civ 5 is one of the "best strategy games" out there, you clearly do not have a clue as to what you are talking about. It's like claiming your 3-year-old's finger-painting is one of the greatest, most astounding art pieces of all time. I know you love it and that's cute, but no. You're wrong. It certainly seems like Joe didn't play any of the previous titles, any of which is better than Civ 5 in terms of gameplay enjoyment. Now, again, I am not saying that people who play this game are stupid or that you can't have a good time playing this game. There are lots of youtube videos of smart people playing the game and having fun. The trick is that they deliberately 'nerf' their play or do things that are "broken" in-game in order to get around the overwhelming flaws built into the game. I think that's great. I also think you shouldn't have to tweak your playstyle just to make a game fun to play. The people you paid money to for making the game should have made it fun in the first place. Sadly, many people manage to convince themselves that they are having fun playing Civ 5, simply because they spend so much time playing it. This is a very common cognitive bias called "exposure effect", compounded by confirmation bias. These are biases - logical faults in our thinking - that our brains are hardwired to make. It's very easy to fall into these biases, and even if you know you are making the bias it still feels like the right decision even if, intellectually, you know it to be false. Yes, the game is very addictive. That doesn't mean it is good. When people say that something that is not addictive is "addictive", they mean "It's so good I didn't want to stop." When people say something is "addictive" and it really is, they mean, "I wanted to stop but I was not able to do so." Millions of people have convinced themselves they like Civ 5 because it really is an abusively addictive game. It's designed that way - not deliberately I'm sure, but it is. Civ 5 is the abusive boyfriend of games: "Maybe if I go back he won't hit me this time and he'll realize that he really does love me." "Maybe if I play another turn something interesting will happen and I won't feel like I wasted the last six hours." This is how people wind up owing their kidneys to the casino. It's the same behavior seen in gambling addiction. The main flaw in the game is the map-combat system. Since this is the entire basis of the game, it is unpatchable and can't be fixed. You see, while Joe is waxing poetic about the 1-unit-per-tile combat system and saying it's like chess but better, the problem is that this is not chess. In chess there are a fixed number of pieces on the board, and it is a relatively small board. In this game the "board" is huge, and there are an UNLIMITED number of game pieces. Now, very obviously in a "strategy" game like this the computer opponent cannot play strategically. It can make strategic decisions, such as "if computer has more troops, attack". But it cannot play strategically, thinking and planning ahead or feinting and "psyching out" the opponent the way a real human player can. In fact, because in chess the tiles and the pieces are finite and few, a computer chess-program can devote a lot more processing power to calculating potential moves. In Civ 5, the number of tiles is much larger and the number of units is larger as well; effectively unlimited. This translates to less processing power calculating potential future moves. Thus in order to make what is in fact a very stupid computer opponent (see videos of players winning battles on high-difficulty when outnumbered 5-to-1) a reasonably difficult challenge, the computer is given bonuses. These bonuses ultimately translate into more combat units. The number of which is effectively unlimited. This means that except at the lowest levels of difficulty, if you play long enough (that is, you don't play to win an early victory but get to the modern era so you can have tanks and factories and fighter jets and cool stuff like that), the entire world WILL eventually be completely covered by enemy units. This breaks the game because, with only 1 unit allowed per tile, NONE OF THEM CAN MOVE. (They can't pass through each other.) In order to hold off this "carpet of doom" effect as long as possible, the game was repeatedly nerfed so that it takes a very, very, very, very, very long time to build up the resources and facilities necessary to produce and maintain units. But this is a strategic building and combat game. What does the player do in that time period while slowly building up resources? Well, wait. This is where Joe shows that he clearly doesn't understand what he is talking about in reviewing strategy games like this one. You see, that stack-of-units ("stack of doom") combat that he pooh-pooh's in the previous games allows for play in which every turn matters. because the player is nervously trying to build up their stack while hoping they can do so faster than an opponent. Furthermore, there was a lot of strategy involved in the composition of units in the stack, because each had various bonuses and weaknesses, and since you could have 20 or more units in a stack and any of them could attack any one of the 20 or more units in a rival stack, there were many possible permutations. With the 1 unit per tile system used in Civ 5, only a few units can attack any single unit on a hex, drastically reducing the possibilities. In previous title iterations, such as Civ 4, players would talk about "one-more-turn-itis" because each turn was important and there was always stuff to do and important decisions to make. In Civ 5 players talk about wanting to play one more turn in hopes that the NEXT turn will be the one were something interesting happens. The hexagon-based gameboard used in civ 5 is borrowed from some of the great tabletop strategy boardgames from the 20th century. But these games were epic because you played against a human opponent who could think strategically and be unpredictable. Games like "The Operational Art of War" are the computer-based grandchildren of these tabletop games. They are not mainstream because they are the Dwarf Fortresses of strategy gaming, with incredibly steep learning curves that are made fun only by online communities of geeky strategy gamers who enjoy recreating Guderian's victories (and who know who Guderian was.) Had Civ 5 been a more mainstream-accessible version of that kind of strategy game it would absolutely deserve its accolades. However THREE YEARS LATER MULTIPLAYER STILL DOESN'T FREAKING WORK PROPERLY. Sadly, the reason Multiplayer doesn't work well is that same 1-unit-per-tile vs. Processing Power problem that breaks the single-player version of the game. Ergo, it will never be fixed because that is a key component of the game design and cannot be removed or patched. While Civ 4 wasn't outstandingly multiplayer friendly, it works all right and there still is a thriving multiplayer ranking that is far, FAR more active and popular than the multiplayer for Civ 5. So there you go. Get Civ 4, it's cheap for the price and one of the best mainstream strategy games every made. Don't waste your money on Civ 5. And if you own the game and "love" playing it, please do yourself a favor and broaden your horizons. There are so many much better strategy games out there.
@Optimusprime240
@Optimusprime240 10 лет назад
Ok... I respect everyone's opinion. I would just like to say that Civ 5 is a bit more interesting than you give it credit for. Now I have played Empire Total War, so I will NEVER give Civ 5 the title of best strategy game ever. No way. But I WILL say that the addiction is NOT just waiting for something interesting to happen. I am entirely engrossed in the gameplay when I play Civ 5, and I will readily say that I am reading the signals right: This game is fun to play. Now I won't claim this game is better than the previous Civ games, because I haven't played them. And I don't call this a great piece of art. Rather I consider this a sort of board game, like Angry Joe says. And I have tons of fun playing it. I have racked up over 100 hours playing this game, and as I type this, I have Civ 5 windowed next to me, ready to start another session. See, your analysis of the addiction has a fatal flaw (feel free to correct me if you don't agree): If people were only drawn to the game to see if something interesting happens, but just find their time wasted, why on earth would they play it again and again?! If it was as boring as you say, this game would have FAR lower ratings than it has. The fact is, it challenges your mind, makes you watch many different things at once, from happiness of your civilization, to minerals, to religion, to trade routs, to attacking enemies (I will concede that Diplomacy sucks). And for the record, never ONCE have I ever hit that point where the board got too full to play. Not by a long shot. I have had MASSIVE armies clashing with even larger AI armies, over a very large area, and never had issues with movement. Rather it was an amazing experience to observe a war of that scale, and to see the battle animations at every turn. My point is... everyone will have different opinions. If you don't like it, don't play it. But Angry Joe got his review absolutely right... from the standpoint of a new player, who isn't familiar with the other Civilization games. He is just like me. His reactions were the same as mine, minus the trouble with Multiplayer, as I have never played with anyone else before. So in the end, Civ 5 is a great game, not the greatest ever, but still a fun time. It IS the best game to play if your feeling bored, and have a lot of time to yourself. I've said my piece. Now if you'll excuse me, I've an Empire to run.
@bengarrison1565
@bengarrison1565 10 лет назад
I have to agree with you there, he has no experience with the past games that most of us have grown up playing (eg. Ages of Empires, Total wars and my favourite Age of Mythology)
@acew2306
@acew2306 10 лет назад
Your review was very helpful in making my decision as to what I should buy. Thank you.
@TiNg-nk7zt
@TiNg-nk7zt 10 лет назад
Spartan111 civ5 is terrible compared to civ4. i traded civ5 back for my old civ2.
@kevinm388
@kevinm388 8 лет назад
Jesus Crist look how pale he is like damn
@whensomethingcriesagain
@whensomethingcriesagain 8 лет назад
Civ has that effect on you
@jacobwillis7596
@jacobwillis7596 7 лет назад
I just got the game and haven't played it yet and I'm pale af so I'm going to be translucent .
@0nzer0
@0nzer0 7 лет назад
Master Race
@franceschik1
@franceschik1 8 лет назад
the most of the broblem you said disappear in "brave new world" pack. I'm glad to know you liked the game :-)
@Blue-yk9yw
@Blue-yk9yw 10 лет назад
I just bought this on steam for 13 euro so hopping its worth it :D
@kevinortiz2597
@kevinortiz2597 10 лет назад
here in america $7.49
@Blue-yk9yw
@Blue-yk9yw 10 лет назад
With all expansions and everything as well?
@kevinortiz2597
@kevinortiz2597 10 лет назад
BluePanda Zexez $9.00
@iseeicyicetea
@iseeicyicetea 10 лет назад
Kevin Ortiz why the fuck do we europeans have to pay double on steam?!
@Radam53142
@Radam53142 10 лет назад
iseeicyicetea You don't...
@Maxzilla99
@Maxzilla99 9 лет назад
Got the complete edition for $12 during the steam sale to play with friends. After 2 days I have 20 hours played. Jesus what have I gotten myself into?
@monkeyt1554
@monkeyt1554 8 лет назад
YOU CAN TURN ON ANIMATIONS IN MULTIPLAYER
@RomanRodri23
@RomanRodri23 10 лет назад
Multiplayer quick combat and movement are optional, you can disable them nowawadays anyway, as well as saving an online game.
@mohdkhalid5221
@mohdkhalid5221 10 лет назад
I miss the video advisors. The military guy always cracked me up.
@blakepu5896
@blakepu5896 9 лет назад
In the intro he was only in the ancient era
@PanzerFaustFurious
@PanzerFaustFurious 9 лет назад
cant believe this game is 5 years old, im getting old
@bworover
@bworover 10 лет назад
I think they made a button to put the combat animations back in, but either way I'm getting way amped for Civ Beyond Earth
@CecilyRenns
@CecilyRenns 11 лет назад
It's really worth it in my opinion, Brave New World added a whole new features to game like a more funny cultures, tourism, new victory type, nine more civilizations, etc. still, might have been great if it was 20 bucks. also, they added animations in the multi-player, there was no animation back then. :)
@rancorpoodoo7445
@rancorpoodoo7445 7 лет назад
i was naive and new to civilization, and i picked england, 10 spaces away was ghandi i was not prepared.
@Swanlord1
@Swanlord1 8 лет назад
Civ rev had entire combat scenes, but the game was super simple and was made for a either a young Audience or a casual one
@martiansoldier
@martiansoldier 10 лет назад
Id have preferred army stacks limited in size, even to say 4 or 5 over just one unit. Unlimited unit stacks is open to abuse but i feel 1 unit stacks just get messy, 4/5 unit stacks would still give you flanking opportunities while retaining a sense of having an army. You could even link the limit to culture or tech bonuses, such as improved command structures or battle formations giving limit bonuses. Be interested to hear which of the 3 options is most liked, i primarily play single player so might be missing out on important stuff.
@atesgoksu9426
@atesgoksu9426 10 лет назад
The one single bad thing I've observed in this game is how long it takes after you press End Turn. It isn't bad in the earlier stages of the game, but after you get to the Industrial Era, the pace really slows down. Maybe it's about my computer's power though.
@soupcake3092
@soupcake3092 8 лет назад
Well, you can turn the animations on/off and the host can save.
@patrickcoyle5469
@patrickcoyle5469 10 лет назад
The ease with which Joe can play a strung-out addict is a little disturbing... and delightful!
@EhCanadianGamer
@EhCanadianGamer 7 лет назад
When you interrupt someone's Civ V session. 0:54
@GlitchDoctor
@GlitchDoctor 7 лет назад
I need a clip of that "S-SHUT UP! I'M DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT IN HERE!"
@wigibob3829
@wigibob3829 8 лет назад
Civilization 6 announced!!!
@kabloosh699
@kabloosh699 10 лет назад
This game is so much better with the two new expansions. I think they really addressed a lot of his grievances.
@Superbl0bby
@Superbl0bby 9 лет назад
I played this at my friends house and he got angry because I was playing it too much and he had to pull me out of my chair
@ironmoger2007
@ironmoger2007 11 лет назад
16 hours in and you only have one city. Seriously?
@herobrineslay12
@herobrineslay12 10 лет назад
I've had it for 5 months and I've played it 220 hours.
@nguyenxuanhung9412
@nguyenxuanhung9412 3 года назад
- Sid Meier's Civilization 5: Metascore: 90/100 (MUST PLAY). Userscore: 8.0/10.
@galvardi3900
@galvardi3900 8 лет назад
first i conquered england and got to war with germany and when we got to peace we had our first world conference where i met russia italy and the aztecs and i made an alliance with russia after that i had my first world war with russia on my side against germany italy and the aztecs so i conquered italy and the aztecs and a few of the german cities best 1000000000000 hours of my life
@Smeeshie2001
@Smeeshie2001 9 лет назад
My favorite thing to do in this game is to demolish every civilization in the game except one, that one, I will leave one city, surround it's city with mines in an order that makes it impossible to move without encountering me, forbid from moving inside my territory, and after I've had my fun messing with them, nuke them. But, surprisingly, this has gotten boring, any suggestions?
@herbivorethecarnivore8447
@herbivorethecarnivore8447 10 лет назад
0:36 Basically sums up late game Civilization
@Raptorx911
@Raptorx911 11 лет назад
Boy, I bet Joe would flip his lid if he found out that the majority of Civ veterans turned off the combat animations in all their games.
@thermochemicalmissile8181
@thermochemicalmissile8181 8 лет назад
Multiplayer quick combat can be turned on or off in the game settings before start up and on saving is done by the host in multiplayer
@TFrills
@TFrills 9 лет назад
I have played 1,568 hours of this game
@NLGAMER1000
@NLGAMER1000 8 лет назад
Civ 4 Does have Battle animations, not sure about Civ 3
@AvRand6
@AvRand6 8 лет назад
Civ IV diplomacy was much better, though it was improved for Civ V in BNW
@VOIDSenseMusic
@VOIDSenseMusic 10 лет назад
This game got me hooked to turn-based strategies.
@bowbownile2945
@bowbownile2945 8 лет назад
I loved the Civ 2 advisors.
@coaltrain1738
@coaltrain1738 8 лет назад
Joe, there are animations in multiplayer... It depends on the game setting
@AE-cj8ch
@AE-cj8ch 6 лет назад
And civ 6 is just a fancy version of clash of clans
@db1machine
@db1machine 4 года назад
December... 2019... STILL PLAYING
@SunlightGwyn
@SunlightGwyn 4 года назад
Never played any game like this. I enjoyed the demo so I'm thinking of picking it up.
@TheWildmanden
@TheWildmanden 11 лет назад
Hold on! There are a save button in multiplayer and i'm pretty sure that you can turn on combat scenes.
@jairocastillo3674
@jairocastillo3674 10 лет назад
played 1000+ hours of civ 5.... totally worth it.
@tonyngo1885
@tonyngo1885 10 лет назад
Steep learning curve, addicting and fun to play.
@Nathan-Roman
@Nathan-Roman 10 лет назад
easy to learn hard to master. I really like that part of the game
@SAMOAKING314
@SAMOAKING314 10 лет назад
yeah he is right, about both it's flaws and the good things the creators did with this game. When someone I know who is friendly with me, and also hates another country, I offer them to go to war against them with me but they say no.
@eternalmaggot7246
@eternalmaggot7246 10 лет назад
"Moving around in stack-fests" Yeah... never play Titan. Great board game, but that's ALL it is. Hell, I'm still playing a full game... it's coming to a close at last.... four months later. -_-'
@TehIdiotOne
@TehIdiotOne 11 лет назад
Yes I used to played this game quite alot before it was patched, and back then turns took ages and the game wasn't very well optimized, but since its a while since i played this is probably fixed, so definetly yes.
@Stranger3310
@Stranger3310 10 лет назад
No 720p 4 years ago?
@adityakaundilya9975
@adityakaundilya9975 6 лет назад
Would you interested in trade agreement with England?
@ferradosa757
@ferradosa757 8 лет назад
At 13:30 - * Soldiers still fight with swords * * scientists have fully equiped modern laboratories * - I'm calling bullshit on the zero science production that the science advisor says xD
@jontyloveridge6278
@jontyloveridge6278 9 лет назад
why DIDINT YOU GIVE IT THE BAD ASS MEDAL
@noelsandoval5105
@noelsandoval5105 8 лет назад
I remember looking at the cover art and seeing how ''boring" it looked
@corruptedpoison1
@corruptedpoison1 7 лет назад
this is even better once you know what hes talking about
@SocietyKilledTheUnicorn
@SocietyKilledTheUnicorn 10 лет назад
knights of honor has still to date the best diplomacy system
@andrzejwysocki609
@andrzejwysocki609 10 лет назад
there is a option to turn on unit animations for MP, i dunno if that was a feature they added after launch tho.
@LoneWanderer101
@LoneWanderer101 10 лет назад
General- War!!! Scientist- Science!!! General- War!!!! Scientist- Science!!! Me- Science!! General- What?! Me- So we can learn how to build bigger guns! General- Yeah let's go with that >8D
@EasilyBoredGamer
@EasilyBoredGamer 10 лет назад
to this day they are still arguing over what to do and a stop is nowhere in sight
@8bitDude0
@8bitDude0 9 лет назад
Me: Cringe
@silentecho92able
@silentecho92able 9 лет назад
Lone Wanderer Dr. Insano should play the scientist in this game, but who can play the general any suggestions?
@LoneWanderer101
@LoneWanderer101 9 лет назад
silentecho92able R. Lee Ermey
@silentecho92able
@silentecho92able 9 лет назад
Lone Wanderer And we got ourselves a 10/10 game.
@hehaowei5228
@hehaowei5228 8 лет назад
16 HOURS. HAHAHHA. 16. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I need help please save me from this game.
@giannimatteo2443
@giannimatteo2443 8 лет назад
+Phoenix Wright AKA Feenie 92 hours im really depressed seriously
@hehaowei5228
@hehaowei5228 8 лет назад
+Gianni Matteo Oh i have 92 hours too. on the past 2 weeks. Send help please.
@lubu2960
@lubu2960 8 лет назад
+Drakhoaul Kaedunce 200
@MactarJr
@MactarJr 8 лет назад
+Drakhoaul Kaedunce 500 hours bb
@aladdinbaddn
@aladdinbaddn 8 лет назад
+Drakhoaul Kaedunce 689 hours and counting
@LordLambertius
@LordLambertius 9 лет назад
My civ was only 6000 years old. I loved Gandhi so much, I had traded all my resources to him. I prayed to Gandhi every night before bed, thanking him for the civ I had been given. Gandhi is love I said, Gandhi is life. Russia hears me and publicly denounces me. I knew he was just jealous, of my devotion to Gandhi. I declared war on him, he attacks me and forces me to sign a peace treaty. I'm crying now, and my city is hurt. I lay in defeat and its really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch my civ. Its Gandhi. I'm so happy. He whispers to me: "this is my land." He grabs me with his powerful Indian army, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my army for Gandhi. He penetrates my border. It hurts so much, but I do it for Gandhi. I can feel my army dying, as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Gandhi. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my civ with his nukes. Russia walks in. Gandhi looks him straight in the eye, and says "It's all fallout now." Gandhi waves through my borders. Gandhi is love, Gandhi is life.
@morgancook4288
@morgancook4288 9 лет назад
um....I like the game too
@tyrantking92
@tyrantking92 9 лет назад
yesss
@surr3al305
@surr3al305 8 лет назад
+gabe garrett I literally laughed out loud at the "It's all fallout now"
@madzangels
@madzangels 8 лет назад
+gabe garrett I don't think Gandhi likes you very much
@giannimatteo2443
@giannimatteo2443 8 лет назад
+Adolph Diddly It's AAAALLL ogre bu the crrrrrryyyyyyyyiiiiinnnnnnngggggg
@AntonDasBomb
@AntonDasBomb 8 лет назад
Gandhi still haunts me.
@deathslayer4600
@deathslayer4600 8 лет назад
this is why when I either rush ghandi, or just make the manhattan project and spam nuke him until his entire nation is uninhabitable rubble.
@speeda3259
@speeda3259 8 лет назад
+Brendan Dawson offer all resorces to ghandie
@deathslayer4600
@deathslayer4600 8 лет назад
Speeda 325 so he can nuke you? NONONO!!!!!
@speeda3259
@speeda3259 8 лет назад
+Deathslayer and gives vasslege gandie wins put dus not nuke you
@theawkwardskeleton6608
@theawkwardskeleton6608 8 лет назад
I remember the game where I was only 10 spaces away from Rome, Aztec and Mongolia..... The horror....
@lazyDude77
@lazyDude77 10 лет назад
wow he weren't joking, just started today at noon aaaaaand its midnight.
@lazyDude77
@lazyDude77 10 лет назад
The goddamn AIs keep denouncing me for no goddamn reason and it's an all out war from there! Any one wanna try multiplier?
@lazyDude77
@lazyDude77 10 лет назад
***** I suppose you are right, it IS the best I've seen AI work but still not perfect. I recently won a game on Prince (normal) and from what I looked up the AI just gets unfair advantages from here on instead of getting smarter/unpredictable. The 2k forums and steam communities sound like a good place to start appreciate the help. You sound like a joy to play with, is this also your steam account name "Lord Pillock" ? I don't expect you stay for marathons but 50-100 turns a session sounds reasonable but don't expect much from me :)
@GrandTankClan
@GrandTankClan 10 лет назад
***** Everytime Japan denounces me I wipe him off the map, lol.
@nonotanymore
@nonotanymore 10 лет назад
You know a game is good when Joe starts off with how good it is instead of it's problems.
@ZanathKariashi
@ZanathKariashi 10 лет назад
Better keep your eye on Gandhi....he may start out all nice and peaceful, but it just takes one little spark to turn him into a nuke rushing psychotic warmonger.
@pastaranger
@pastaranger 10 лет назад
"hexes are far superior to squares..." Not something you hear everyday.
@alexsaviour2936
@alexsaviour2936 9 лет назад
*Starts up game *Plays as Iroquois; Hiawatha *Starts in a coastal capital city of Onandaga *To the west lies the Shoshone *Shoshone leader, Pocatello, trades me with horses as a friendly gesture *Develops native american relationship in respect *Bismark of Germany in the north comes in and trades me luxurious resources *Thinking it'd help make positive relationship, accepts *Is friendly with both civilization *Creates two more cities and allied with 5 city-states *All city-states, I assured to protect them so I can gain influence on them *Bismark comes in and says I'm stepping on their toes. wants me to rely protection of a city-state to them so they can have influence *Feeling fishy, I told them to deal with it. *Later, Germany requested my aid in their war with the Shoshone, in which I blindly accepted and completely eradicated them. *Now owning 4 cities in total, and Germany owning the cities of equal amount, I regretted attacking the native blood of another tribe as I expanded my borders. *Perhaps prior to my "deal with it" statement, Germany denounced me for my "savagery" *Because of my guilt for the Shoshone, I brought the demonstration of "savagery" to Germany, taking the cities one by one until I reached the capital. *Bismark attempted to negotiate peace to save himself. I "savagely" refused and eradicated the civilization. *I now owned the entire continent with the city states as my allies and years and eras has passed right into the renaissance period where culture and faith has flourished. *I am now planning to gain diplomatic relationship with China and the Celts via World Congress as a means to bring together as a unification, while working on wiping out the Aztecs for denouncing me as "another savage tribe waiting to be sacrificed by the "superior" likes of Montezuma". *Let us commemorate the moment when the Iroquois had blindly wiped out the Shoshone believing they'd rise up alongside with Germany, only to be blind and disillusioned, and in the aftermath attempted to make amends with the fallen tribe by eradicating the manipulating german civilization. You have to admit... when playing Civilization 5, it really brings a whole new atmosphere of creating a story of either your accomplishments against the test of time, or your unlikely fall based on making diplomatic decisions that "put your entire nation into turmoil"
@Aliv3mau5
@Aliv3mau5 9 лет назад
+McBlemmen After you start getting denounced there's no way back into friendliness sorry bud
@bekahteske7949
@bekahteske7949 8 лет назад
+Aliv3mau5 I have before. I played as the Arabs and managed to get Napoleon back to my side as a friendly for a little bit by giving him luxury resources.
@GPantazis
@GPantazis 8 лет назад
+Aliv3mau5 Not really. The game even informs you of when a denouncement no longer matters for others.
@EternalDarkness12723
@EternalDarkness12723 8 лет назад
Letting Ghandi live? Pfft You don't let Ghandi live, he lets YOU live.
@mohamedmahmoud4045
@mohamedmahmoud4045 8 лет назад
He never lets me live when he gets the nukes though
@maxissixam6049
@maxissixam6049 8 лет назад
I think I have never played a game of Civilization V where Ghandi wasn't an asshole to me for no reason
@COLDDEATHDESTROYER
@COLDDEATHDESTROYER 8 лет назад
If you mean the nukes, thats on purpose.
@robertagren9360
@robertagren9360 8 лет назад
+Eli Anderson In the oldest version a huge stockpile of Legion could take down Bomber aircraft because their defence was higher than the bombers damage. (The technology tree was as broken it was in anno1503 when the resources to meld iron and gunpowder to create musketeers and mortars compare to stay in progress and create hides and ropes and overkill musketeers with crossbowmen and overrun mortars with cavalry). My elite samurai knights were better than modern infantry.
@licheng7956
@licheng7956 8 лет назад
I never had problems with him before wel nothing big :/ we are friends now in mordern time 1900 I even liberated and restored their nation after they got whiped out by England, Sweden, Germany and Spain
@Ricokz
@Ricokz 8 лет назад
+Li Cheng Wait until he gets nukes.
@teagonbarry7838
@teagonbarry7838 8 лет назад
i have alot....normally he gets killed off early game
@dmaninthehouse9638
@dmaninthehouse9638 9 лет назад
Why I like civilization V: The historical stuff The strategic stuff The battle stuff The building stuff The policy stuff
@battlez9577
@battlez9577 8 лет назад
The stuff
@dmaninthehouse9638
@dmaninthehouse9638 8 лет назад
+Pokemonbattlez yep, the stuff.
@Tukab2007
@Tukab2007 8 лет назад
+DMAN in the house I love that I had to "Show more" to see only...the policy stuff. lol
@ThePlayX3
@ThePlayX3 8 лет назад
+DMAN in the house The Nuke Stuff
@Edde1018
@Edde1018 8 лет назад
The Gandhi stuff
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