dedicated to Miss Alabama, had to watch this video after hearing about her. This Yankee misses southern country culture from the 1990s. It was the best time to be alive.
I was in the 6th grade when this album came out. An old friend of mine at the time let me borrow the CD, and I still remember laughing my head off listening to it.
I Love this version. When I dumped my ex girlfriend I took a boom box and sang this at full volume my cousins Dylan and cj helped my ex girlfriend was pissed but me Dylan and cj didn't give a shit her grandma and grandpa were laughing so hard that they paid us to sing all day so we did
Honey, before I knew you I used to do those things that most men do, so please forgive me because you know that I love you, You helped to pull me through, like a strong cigarette, you were the missing part of my life, that why I made you my wife, you helped to keep me warm when I was feeling cold and that's why I'm sure that you'll still be here when I get old So long to drinking beer, getting into bar fights, and howling and whistling at pretty young women, now that shes apart of my life, Honey, when I married you I became suspicious when most men started looking at you, so you know what I done did my strong cigarette? If they was gonna take away apart of my life, they was not gonna do it with my wife, so I then I would take them to the wall, next to the ole in-laws, then sit in jail till I get old So long to drinking beer, getting into bar fights and howling and whistling at pretty young women, now that shes apart of my life Honey, now that i stopped doing those things that most men do, please understand that I did it all for you, do you understand my strong cigarette? now that I'm on my way to jail, they tell me that I'm going to need bail, so please get started on the next bake sale So long to drinking beer getting into bar fights and howling and whistling at pretty young women, now that shes apart of my life I said so long to drinking beer and getting into bar fights and howling and whistling at pretty young women, now that shes apart of my life, that's all folks!
