Clitheroe police defining stupidity and lies 

Just read it, tuck along time because they have an awful amount of brown noser's I mean adverts to blindly scroll past. The so called reporter clearly has an issue with police looking bad. And also made a mistake in the typing.

It takes a lawyer or attorney 8 years of schooling to practice law, but 10 weeks of training for a PCSO to enforce the law, how do they think they are qualified to enforce the law when they dont even know the law.

I wish the one of the officer threatening to boot your dog made the headlines!

The important thing is that the news report did not forget to mention Oscar was on the scene too.

@@LarryKapp1 haha, yeh that was the bit i was most chuffed with!

They are specials and a PSCO. Specials part time badly trained and not a clue. PSCO just as bad but not part time lol

They lack (a) a rudimentary knowledge of the Law (b) any idea what their Code of Conduct states (c) the intelligence to know the difference between right and wrong

They were in set 8 (lowest ) in school for English, Maths, Science and IT.

Waste of time 😂😂😂😂😊

They somehow continue to breathe underwater.( for so long)

Whatever you can not get worst then Their actions :(

They're not, they're paid to serve the public by consent, which doesn't happen when they're inside the station playing pool, instead of catching real criminal's, they don't do that it's too dangerous because of a risk assessment...

No they are there to protect the government

Rest easy Rob they are not protecting you their entire reason for being is officer safety.

Rob Higgins. Where did you get the idea coppers are here to protect us ? You walk in to any police station and ask them if their here to protect us. You'll get laughed at...

Matty did you hear yourself when you said that kids watch your channel what the heck are you using the language you use if you say that kids watch it, maybe your kids like you language that's ok ,but I am glad that I do not allow my kids to watch this rubbish,Matty stick to doing walks in the country side this is so same o same o,I don't watch your videos I just scroll to the comments because I watched one of your videos and to be honest the silly laughing wanted me want to vomit.

Proper nut job ain't she

Yep. Plastic plod, mouth on a stick, talking bollocks! Imagine being married to that!!!

A clown

To be fair all of them was including that prick who slammed the door

All the gear and no idea just a idiot in a clown uniform

Matty where did you learn all your knowledge of the British Law because you should be doing a job as a Solicitor in fact if you leave a comment I can let you have a number to call for an interview.

Yes then their "Dad" calls them in with, "Oh dear, have you lot been on the "sugary" soft drinks again, come back in, and sit over in the corner till you can calm down !!"

Bang on Logan. The narcissist cannot accept their ego's being dented.

this is a national problem - the "ego". and most of people have Only that- "ego",which make all this soo funny.. :xD..

That’s very true, I was waiting for them to start lying but to their credit they accepted their ignorance and stupidity and left.

Ego is the enemy, but its funny when we recognize it in other. Hilarious when we see it in ourselves. And my ego is biggest, so I should know. lol

Just go for it. If you behave within the law and familiarise yourself with certain sections of P.A.C.E you can audit and question the plod and show them for the bunch of power seeking tossers that they are. I have been doing the Cycling Mikey (Check him on youtube great work) thing for a couple of weeks now. Once the police have done what they feel is necessary with the video evidence that I have provided, the clips can then be posted on social media. Catching motorists is easier than shooting fish in a barrel. I reckon if i did an 8 hour shift I could gather evidence to enable the prosecution of 30 a day. I am in west london and my car which i have owned for over four years tells me that the average speed of my car over that time is 16mph. Drivers have a lot of time to look at their mobile devices instead of looking at the road and for cyclists with cameras. The look on their faces when they are caught is priceless. Hahahaha.

They are not a public service it is a police force remember the word force and also they're not the people's police they are the queen's police the people are nothing but slaves to them.

That’s not possible.

They took the knee .

No they have always been that thick.

Did you mean around the Waist & Hips?

Too true and that's why they carry on doing it. Because they know they can get away with it. I'm sure if they were forced to pay compensation to the wrongfully stopped person, out of their own paychecks of £2 a minute for the time they've wasted, they'd soon stop doing it. You'd think with the number of times this same thing is documented, that there would be a standard re-education go out to all police forces to stop this from happening. They just continue to show that there are a lot of police out there that don't know the laws, and instead effectively make laws up using their gut feelings about what they think is right rather than actual laws.

You'll get a generic half assed, not meant in the slightest, "lessons will be learnt", response, translated,: take this and shove off.

That won't happen

I get what your saying, but whether their right or wrong, the police have to be intimidating and at times demeaning in order to get results. If they just go around being nice to all the suspects then they will never be able to catch any criminals

@@hobnobbob8006 fine for Criminals or grounds for suspicions but NOT for "just curious why" filming or "not right" voluntary inquiries, NO they dont have to for every encounter.

It's hilarious (and terrifying) that so many police officers are so uneducated, it makes you wonder if stupidity is part of the job description. Luckily their are people determined to expose both their ignorance and abuse of power, and hold them to account for it.

I applied and when I went for interview they asked me if I could spell my name. I said "of course". They said "you'll do for us cocker" and I am now an experienced officer who has no clue about the law, how to interact with the public, or respect for the citizens. However , I'm very qualified in ordering a Maccy D and donuts. Isn't life a blast?

You were obviously too intelligent for them!

Why did they turn you down - because you had more than two brain cells to rub together

"Come in now children, playtime is over"

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Aye, under his breathe saying "omg get in ya Muppets" 😂😂😂

Agree. That male officer is a bully and a moron. Not fit for the job.

Loved to have been a flu on the wall

I think that's a huge insult to Mcdees employees 😅.

Graham Humphrey there's no beginning to her talents. I fear mastering the phrase "would you like fries with that", would be somewhat beyond her capabilities. These three stooges were beyond embarrassing.

Wouldn’t trust her to scrub the toilets m.facebook.com/caroline.skoczen.1

You always notice how you get one or two that will always step forward into your personal space to try to intimidate you 🤬

Are you mad if he worked at McDonald's he'd be even fatter.... He couldn't chase anyone already.....

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@KingOfTheFoamPit plenty of them about. Shocking really

As if you would see her again after a second date!!

her little mate wednesday adams was a bit quiet...might make a nice bird...no ear ache...

@@dickweeeeeeeeeed I think that's what's going to save her. I don't see much hope for the other 2.

@@mat12128 lol

I'm trying hard NOT to.

Because she wanted to be a traffic warden but failed the IQ test.

Just shows the lack of training I guess

@Norman Normington nice but not worth it

The women not real plods seem to be the most gobby on these vids.

Thought they could practice on older guy that had knowledge of the law but they thought it's just another peep on the street they could practice and try to intimate like they do every other time....they had no phukn clue of the law...the amount of shyte they talked was in phukn complete joke...they think eftur watching a 5 min training video and spouting demands it wide work.. well it wiz no phukn dice hen ....nea wonder the teacher called them back intae class tae get telt yer a bunch of muppets...that's it shimmy alang back to class in embarrassment

Ah, thankyou. I had a feeling when I watched that happen,but I wouldn't have been able to describe it. You Sir,hit the nail on the (dk) head. 🤗

Lol 😂😁

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Lancashire's finest...

I suspect she wanted to stay out of it 😂

You'd think they'd realise the clue is in the word "public". 😆

Exactly mate👍

Our cars 👍👍

Yes mate we are all doing this together, the reason i am so confident is because i know you lot are right by my side

@@mat12128 But its you that was confronted by the police, its down to you to file a complaint not someone who has nothing to do with it

@@wolvoman1 But, as a member of the public you are allowed to tell them, that you don't liked what you saw.

😂😂

Hahaha

Funniest comment ever!

😁😁😁👍excellent. Reminds me of the rowntree ad for the fruit pastilles when the adults speak in baby voices. Hahaha

Best comment so far 👏

Ask for name shoulder number and IQ number

You wouldn't get in your IQ is way too high !! ;-)

You must be a narcissist and bullied at school to qualify.

The 🚓police have stopped hiring people. On the off chance the rest of the cast from Sesame Street need a job

You need a degree to join them, this means they employ uni types, lefty snowflake types.

@@gabbajay9739 seems that way. Bloody pathetic

100% true

You are right that might be why no one is challenging you.

Never have a punch up with an ugly person because they have nothing to lose.

@@damiangarrett7143 It's a quote by Mark Twain. :)

Love the old ones, never fail to chuckle. Kid says to mum I wanna grow up and be a cop, mum replies no you can’t do both!

was that the 3 stooges ... thick twats

Bad Coppers who abuse their power are frightened about being "Doxed" if they are found where they live. Retribution. #karma :)

what kind of muppet wants photos of police cars ?? Total lie

@@paulmatthews5664 Very clever , No it's not about Police cars it's about showing Police abusing "STOP AND SEARCH" Powers . FFS!

Thieves canvas areas before coming back to steal. Think about being in your house and seeing some random person taking pictures of vehicles. His behaviour is highly suspicious and very confrontational

Not that many...their cells are full of photographers

And there Brain cells are empty

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@Record Your Government yes...because she did nothing to defend the photographer, she is meant to protect the public, even from tyrant cops, she was complicit in all the actions

@Record Your Government which is why all 3 are dangerous

very good point

You gotta be thick to join. "Mandatory"

The clown wearing the dirty face rag makes me wonder how he can even tie his shoelace's. Anyone can film anyone or anything they see from a public place, but these clowns just can't get it.

@Antonio Bromelini that's the whole thing - the top brass want mindless automata who will follow orders never questioning the morals or ethics of those orders. Did you see the Avi yemini video where the commander just said "I want this guy arrested" ? and two of the droids just jumped him and wrestled him the ground without stopping to question whether doing that to someone with a press pass was a good idea let alone legal (hint: it wasn't as the supreme court case will prove)

@Oxy The Moronic Genius. allways one

When have police ever cared about their appearance??

I can't remember a time when police cared what they looked like to be honest mate

Are you from the UK?

@@Siziusmopul Police did used to be smart and respectable looking people, but nowadays they have become just like the rest of society when it comes to being presentable

i don't think he has two brain cells by now they would of worked out how to multiply

Yep, a very accurate account of what was happening!!

I once read - PCSOs (Employment for the unemployable)

Shamefully, most of their families are proud of them.

You can see the smugness and confidence drain minute by minute through the vid

Police have bodycam. Council and shops have CCTV, most cars have a dash cam but if a member of the public film then its odd or strange. If our ancestors didn't take photographs the history books would be a bit empty.

@dakippins They were very and confident at the start, and they recorded me first putting their bodycam on

i don't think they realised i think it was a senior officer stopping them from continuing to make fools of themselves

@dakippins 😂😂😂

Thought this would be a popular one!

Your walk your dog... Were you also carrying A AK47.....

Will have to remember that one Todd

Lol best one yet

ssshhh be quite, Do not tell anyone.

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btw good work, Matt. He has obviously used that dirty tactic a thousand times and fooled all of those people. WELL DONE WELL DONE! cONGRATULATIONS ON STICKING WITH IT AND CRUCIFYING THE CROOKS.

Would put money on it they do!

It won't register with them even if they do see it.

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Hopefully i think i will get there!

When he says “ are you going to train me” you should have said yes it’s on it’s way 😂 😂

And nearly 2.5 million views 👍👍👍👍 shame there’s not a way to share/email this vid to everyone in that town

@@paddycaseygsxr it would be great if this appeared on the clitheroe gossip Facebook page

@@paddycaseygsxr most of clitheroe would see it then

Agree 100%

Yes they are causing public nuisance and false information too which it brought my attention

Or a stroppy adolescent girl 😂