0:00 - Get Wet For Summer 0:20 - Boogie & Big Milford 2:15 - Opening song: Runs in the Family, by Matthew Koziol 3:48 - Close Frisbee Fellas 6:51 - Theo Goes Skeet Shooting w/ Kid Rock 8:34 - Buying Azaleas 10:01 - Growing Up 14:23 - AD: Liquid Death / Tour Dates 15:41 - Chattanooga 18:15 - Gay Rumors 22:19 - Theo Takes Calls on Tour Name Suggestions 25:10 - Nude Saunas 34:46 - AD: ShipStation / Helix Sleep 39:50 - This Next Year 42:31 - Theo Takes Calls on “Wins” 57:19 - AD: GetSuperLeaf.com (Kratom) / Manscaped 1:01:51 - TikTok Video of Jordan Peterson Impression 1:03:43 - TikTok Video of Slap Boxing at Popeyes 1:05:04 - Getting Lost In a Character of Yourself 1:14:20 - Single Mom Submission 1:21:25 - Theo Takes Caller Suggestions For Guy Getting Out of the Military 1:26:09 - Closing song: Baptize Me, by Robert Randolph and the Family Band
Theo my man I feel what I you are going through in regards to losing a piece of yourself. All I can say is get back to what you love. Whatever that is find it and make the time to do it. That is how I found myself again when I was lost. We can erode ourselves but we can also rip rap that shoreline baby. Gang
I agree!! I think it is hilarious but I have to admit that I don't know where it's from or if there's a story behind it. Could anyone offer some insight?
"The battle to be honest, it's not easy... there's some tempting little tributaries skirting off the river of truth." Theo is so fast with these one-liner gems. Someone needs to study this man's mind.
@@xballinlikemj23x nope. His imagery is so creative and pulls brain ideas from places we wish we could visit, like the dark arts Amazon. He is an explorer extraordinaire. Dora just starin’ blankly. Onward Boots.
honestly you gotta realize a lot of these are probably pre-written/pre-thought out. It's not like he's really thinking of all this on the spot. anyway, love theo he's the best
"I'm the one looking and hiding from myself". Theo has a special way of speaking to my soul. Also"Gay men are the native Americans of our time, except for native Americans, they are the original natives Americans" had me dying.
Don't discuss the lemon business around peasants ( menacingly squirts lemon juice in your eye wipes hands and then walks away in disapproval) - lemon father
PTL for Theo Von solo episodes. 6:44 "I don't even know what I'm talking about exactly." We don't either, Theo, and that's what makes you magical. Edit: But then at the same time, you know exactly what you're talking about -- 40:05-42:25. It takes a tremendous amount of vulnerability to speak your mind unscripted, but in doing so creates the genius that is Theo Von. He takes us all the way from Hampton Inn hot tubs to the denigration of our society in one episode. GANG
Theo’s the only guy I’d watch without a guest and still have me laughing more than any other podcast out there with guests lmao ! This guys a genuine comedic genius
I’ve been having extreme anxiety recently, and trying to watch / listen to anything to distract myself and nothing seems to work but Theo’s podcast. Thank you for that.
@John Kennedy yeah buddy I actually have stayed at a Hilton before, but he was talking about Hampton Inn ,and they have a complimentary continental breakfast! You must be above that life though 👍. Gang gang buzz kill.
34:34 "Wim Hoffin' up near each other's ass cheeks." I've been waiting for someone to turn him into verbage and that was beyond my wildest expectations. Also Theo looks like one of the Beach Boys got asked to guest DJ a German house party.
I could see an animated series in the genre of F is for Family, but for sure in Theo's voice and linguistic stylin'. I would watch the shit out of that.
Thanks for the greatness theo. I recommend spending a moment telling them moms how important they are, and that we know and appreciate how hard of a job it is; before revealing the gift.
or someone who likes 12 year old boys lmao... if this episode doesn't prove Theo is a closet gay then you ain't living in reality.. Gayng Gayng Gay Theo!
Theo is one of the few men that can freely express how he feels about being a bachelor but wanting something more. I hope you find that someone and you y'all have cute littles. ps. I hope you write a book.
“a woman didn’t want me to to take her picture because she said it captured part of you, and you can’t get that part of you back” gave me chills to my spine
The comment about the Chinese lady freaked me tf out. Ever since preschool I have told people that pictures trap a piece of your soul in time, and I never liked having my picture taken. I sat out on many class picture days, and always skipped school on the yearbook picture days. Quit teeball in kindergarten, and soccer in 1st grade because I wouldn't take team photos, but was among the best players throughoutall school. I seemed to cause chaos everywhere I went. I try to not worry about it so much anymore, but still am internally bothered by it somewhat. I've always thought it strange that I think that, and this was the first time I heard someone else mention it. Sidenote- there was a pretty cool movie called "Earthquake Bird" that kind of plays into the idea, but does some other stuff with the story. Great movie though. Anyways, just a weird thing for yall to read, have a good day!
@Boo RADly My mother's mother is native. Half Seminole and half Cherokee, but full blooded Native and grew up in north Florida. My whole life has been west of the Mississippi though, so don't know much about it. My mothers father is a Jewish German, so I don't resemble anything close to native really, especially after the mix on my father's side as well, albeit more common over there. But that could explain some of it. Parts of consciousness is passed through blood/dna, as that is what makes us so unique from single cell organisms, we gotta get laid to pass on slivers of subconscious/instinctual knowledge. Now that I'm thinking about it, my blood is probably where my anti authority over the individual sovereignty came from, since birth, seeing as my grandparents relationships were also somewhat anti "normal" in their respective times. Though they never really struck me as people to go against the grain so to speak, as they are all fairly "normal". Thanks for the therapy sesh LMAO, peace! Going to ask my Gan (what she got stuck with being called from us children) about that.
"Im trying to get wet" in the dirty South we call that dancing with Mr Sherman Helmsley. AKA jumping in Denzel's bathwater aka Angel dust aka pcp, baby boy!
I really look forward to your solo podcast. You inspire me to be my self. I can you how you feel, I can see your pain, I can feel your pain. I see my self in you. Keep your head up brother! BIG LOVE BRO.
Getting out of the military advise: I was in the Marines, when I got out I became a firefighter. Highly recommend it, best job in the world in my opinion.
You are living your purpose sharing your life with us. Shared your recovery podcast with my brother. Also find a beautiful woman with a beautiful heart. Prayers
