Check Ball | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von  

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Wish you were my therapist

A lot of therapist yelling gang gang! These days 😂

😂😂

When I feel alone I listen to Theo, always makes me feel better.

He ate three muffins, I remember that

Hahahahaha yes!!!!!

What minute ?

Your comment was loved, but I didn't have that experience

@@leftybronson8800 hahahaha this is so great!

@@kungmoshfu 14:09

He needs to record his sessions! Gang gang!

@@toks0ner156 gang

Gawd damnit boi, we had to put him on a couple doses of that shit.

It's really hard to talk on a lot of Ketamine lmao, you sorta talk like someone with a stroke if you really get on that hitter

That'd be a Patreon I'd pay for

Good Job, Shane! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Good fella Shane, keep going man. Gang

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Cograts.. I was a year march 10th !!! Feels good man

Gang. I need to see this

Gang!

@@toks0ner156 gang gang bruh

Gang

Gang

Im upstairssssss

Im upstairssssssss

Somebody needs to make a mashup of the upstairs quotes

What time is this at?? Lol

Onward brother! Gang

I say it now when folk are telling a story and are taking too long 😂🙈

Onward

I swear I thought I was the only one lol

Love it

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What about 4 cabbage Ricky? 😂😂😂

Can’t believe this app is free

@@phillipoliverholtz9226 💀💀💀💀

Yes but it must be kept in a cage..

hes a genius

I was reading this and when I got to the last line Theo said it. PTL!

"Does the baby need a spank"gang gang

I fall asleep him every night

I can't sleep because he makes me.laugh every 2 seconds

Same!

​@@JamesG-zh4ri Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night laughing 😂

💯 do it

Gang, last episode too, had the ol body rain flown!

It’s why he’s loved so much

@@chrisperez9026 agreed.. he could never win anything, but would still be the peoples champ

@@travisreed4070 fuck that, Theo wins what matters

Okay, simp

@@twork OkAy SiMp! - mental

Fekkle matter

Ewwwrine

this is gross :D

The way I literally read this comment the way he says it

or chifferobe

And..... Antediluvian

He said archipelago with Khalyla so I'm hopeful

I'm occipital it will happen

Only if then clavies allow it.

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Bruh... I was having a Topo Chico and that shit sprayed everywhere

People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event? The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.

Yeah what was up with her

@@nicksyoutubeaccount Imagine you call Riley mau telling him your giving followers of the lord $750, how does he react?

Chico probably hitting on her and she don't like it. Or maybe chico is her baby daddy.

@@chinor6416 yep

Yeah. Not good. LOL

😬 for real. Did she even appreciate Theo giving her $$ ?

What an awkward woman! Lol. I felt bad for Theo!

Chick sucks lol

mad disrespectful for no reason. smfh

Can see why she's a single mom lol.

Lost it then! Gang

lol theo not a south park guy oviously lol

He posted some theoisms on his IG the other day

and that he is a bit of a lost soul really

@@gn4844 atleast he doesn’t think he’s found.

@@gn4844 we’re all lost souls. Looking for a way through life

I loved Anthony Bourdain...for his rawness, his intellect, for being beyond this world. I was so sad when he died. Still am. Theo fills that void in for me in his own unique way yet they both fit this category of great people who don't try to impress and are far too deep for this crazy world. I hope he surpasses what Anthony could not.

And half his stories are made up for you to laugh

I just kept thinking about the gasy flavors! GANG!

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I don’t agree with your assessment of what Theo looks like, BUT, These Are Hilarious!

Theo’s brain works like 4 stoners having a conversation by the river at one time..... and Theo is sober haha.. honestly blows my mind with some of the references he comes up with.

Some damn bad moon rising hahaha

@@mutanttugboat9266 gang gang daddy

@@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 gang gang!

@@AmmoGus1 That's a reach

@@AmmoGus1 She probably just felt uncomfortable

@@AmmoGus1 Jesus I’ve never seen these levels of projecting

Fr she was wack af gets $750 for being a b word

Yeah she sucked and i hope she sees this too

Theo looks like the type of guy that asks for shorts on your jenkem

smokin that butt hash baby

Dag nasty

Bum wiff

I feel like he was thinking of a rockasan….but the word was just outta reach at that moment.

i call my dog ,”daddy”, go with it , daddy!,,,,,, gang,,

I've had my hitter follicles inching towards hell for 1.5 years now! Gang!

Praise God, brother - keep up the good shit!

Keep it goung gang gang got my home group at 1 onward brother

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14 days without a drink. Im mesirable

@@seanmayo206 Hang in there, Sean. It is hard in the beginning. You are not alone. I went to 2-3 AA meetings a day that first 30 days.

Amen

Buthole*

Not really a kid friendly pod

@@hypno5690 lol I’ll let my kids listen to what I want and you can raise your own how you see fit ❤️

@@fatbrat86 i dont give a shit how you raise your kids I was simply stating a fact. Give them meth for all i care

@@hypno5690 lol since you were raised so well 😂😂 but really can you site a source for your “fact” 🥴

Imagine theo and annie...

No thanks

@@jeremiah1164 What's your objection? Just don't watch the episode lmao

Iike an Irish limerick.. obviously 🙄 🤣

this has been stuck in my head for a month bro lmao

@@zeinramadan lolololol

I have never heard that one and it’s a good visual. #kamasutra

@@cj32pull2 I swear the way the pod started is funny. Fermented feces lmao 🤣😂

U right roxy

Have a great day guys!

Don't let theo see your channel Roxy

Rosy ur so bad

Tough times don't last but tough people do 👊

Hey bro I’m fresh off surgery too, keep smashing the rat king’s content to help the time pass. Hope your pain subsides dude, you’re not alone brother, gang

Uncle Dana I’m sorry for your loss 😂

@@cj32pull2 it's all of our losses Billy was a living legend before he drove into that embankment

Life put that hard scarf on Billy when the ref wasnt watchin. RIP baby.

No one handled flat ground like Billy... but as soon as it starts getting some angle to it, things start getting a little dicey for ole Conforto

Gotta pour one out for America's late great homerotic busboy

You scared the shit out me...my damn blood ran cold.. I forget mother day last year.. I be divorce if I forget again

@@travisreed4070 OOOPS sorry i should have said Happy Early MOthers day.. LOL

Gang, what a ride that K hole is!

Manchester gang

0161 boys unite!!!

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This comment is underrated!

@@stevn7489 thanks man, I really hope Matt sees my message. I also called the Theo hotline # and left a 2 minute message.