Cobbler Crackdown FOREVER 

When the world needed him most, and my antipsychotic medication ran out, he came back

Cobbler Crackdown scripts are simultaneously the smartest and stupidest things I've ever seen. Bravo sir

Cobbler looks and sounds more and more like an MK-Ultra victim with each passing video

"Oh my god. Who radicalized them?" That last line goes hard.

“Amateur woman’s boxer Chris Brown” The greatest statement I’ve ever heard

This is the kind of fever dream I subscribed for.

"Who radicalized them?" is the new "how could this happen?"

I've been radicalized by this video. No clowns will escape my wrath, no matter how many pies they throw at me.

I'm black, everyone is black, and I have enough money for rent, all vaccines, and insulin. Life seems good.

He might be unhinged, but he’s right. Thanks for all you do Cobbler!

I'm not sure how much of this is real and honestly, that's thematically consistent.

A man screamed into the silent void, to no result. The void only started talking when he featured it on his satirical news program.

i wasn't expecting the cobbler crackdown to be brought back by a bosmer but i'm here for it

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a clown shoe, honking on a funny face, for eternity"

I'm gonna record all these over old vhs tapes and just leave them in goodwills all across the Mississippi

I hope alien archeologists that discover the remains of our society find recordings of the Cobbler Crackdown so they understand what happened to us. These videos would be a goldmine to future historians.

How has DJ Peach Cobbler become the modern day Diogenes

Y'know, I remember you said something once about the books song of ice and fire, and how out of all the narrator, the nameless jester was the only guy who consistently said the truth. I'm glad we have a jester reliable narrator

Cobbler, you sweet treat. You Juicy fruit. Your new beautiful bald dome shines with such a bright sense of self importance. God I missed these.

"I could make a credit card out of your blood" is such an unsettling statement out of context, yet somehow scarier in context.

last time on cobbler crackdown it ended by saying "it's only going to get worse" compared to this one basically opening with "it's only going to get funnier". Did you really think I wouldn't notice clown propaganda?

This is, without a doubt, both the best piece of satire and social commentary I've ever seen

Bro looking like an actual elf today

Every time one of these comes out, I laugh at the jokes for the first half, and for the second half, I question humanity's future and our ability to sustainably exist in this world we have made. Thank you Mr. Cobbler, very cool.

Cobbler has such sharp ears. I though I was looking at a British goblin

"Big red noses and comically small cars" Lmfao, man I love you cobbler

Hi CIA agents prowling the comments FBI don’t think I forgot about you too

i just came back from a lovely bicycle trip today, i heard a woodpekker, saw some rabbits and crows trying too impress eachother and some cool fog rising up from the fields. i talked to an old lady and had an icecream on the way back home. the water was very still and clear aswell with pretty reflections, and the sun was out for most of the time :) how was your day?

"I'm your Sherpa on this journey up the Mountain of Madness". This is why your fan base is so loyal, Mr. DJ Peach Cobbler. The hard hitting journalism we need and deserve.

“The truth about the world, he said, is that anything is possible. Had you not seen it all from birth and thereby bled it of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is, a hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant carnival, a migratory tentshow whose ultimate destination after many a pitch in a many a mudded field is unspeakable and calamitous beyond reckoning.” -Cormac McCarthy, "Blood Meridian"

He truly lost it, Spain broke him

This allmost feels like a human wrote it. Good job Cob-puter and Lizardpeople, another banger.

15:05 the fact that Cobbler went 100% real on a crackdown is… chilling. Fuck man, where the hell we headed…

That take on Israel was stunning

Daddy Cobbler never fails to put me on a list

They weren't lying. That peach cobbler really was a DJ.

Only true OGs remember that this channel used to be exclusively about video games I mean I'm not complaining

I will tell you who radicalized me, those god damned herowars ads on RU-vid

That suit really screams "Hi, please buy my book about self improvement and join my cult". Wouldn't want it any other way!

Man I started watching you after a video about how STALKER did factions right. I don't know how we went from that to this, but I'm here for every minute of it.

I got an Ad for a luxury hotel right after this video. A luxury hotel in Mekka. Within walking distance of the Ka'ba. In German with Arabic subtitles. I am now wondering what about me watching this culture war schizopost has THE ALGORITHM thinking that I'm a wealthy Muslim man in Germany who's thinking about going on Hadsh. AI truely is infallible. Thanks, DJ Peach Cobbler!

Every time I come back to this channel after forgetting about it for a year cobbler looks and acts even more insane

Tbh at this point Cobbler is the only PSYOP that makes me happy.... thank you daddy peach

Another un-medicated masterpiece from the man himself.

We missed the crackdowns, daddy cobbler

"The clown or buffoon is the comedian in the circus. The comedic spirit of clowning exists in every known culture. The tradition can be traced back to ancient Greece as early as the seventh century B.C., called deikeliktas or those who put on plays." I am unprepared for this rabbit hole, but I will venture forth, for the good of us all.

I was afraid for a minute that we wouldn't get to see the unbearable abyss again. Thank god themst is back. Truly my favourite apparition beyond human comprehension.

Peach's ascension into ginger walter white is really moving along.

Damn Cobbler’s hair really running down his face to escape his head. Must get second hand madness being that close to the brain.

I was halfway through the video before I realized this was done in 4:3 with a 35mm lense filter. Its a subtle but enjoyable touch.

The Locksneed and feed market pun cured my depression thanks cobbler crackdown!

“ oh shit, you really are an artist” 😂

Hell yeah, after that previous video ending on pretty somber note, some good old-fashioned crackin' on cobblers or whatever we do here. Have a great day, you magnificent bastard.

This is unironically your best video

This is definitely the post-gaming revolution of content we've been waiting for

I needed this tonight. Now more than ever I feel like. This is art no matter what you believe art to be. Cheers, mate. Nice one.

Finally my wife has been threatening to leave me because I keep dousing myself in pigs blood and chanting infront of the pie section at bakeries till this released.

Cobbler going full nosferatu wasn't on my wishlist but by God I'm glad he did

Finally a unbiased news source so refreshing thank you pie DADDY

That intro was a solid minute and a half of some of the best monologuing I've heard on this site Bravo sir

It's unfortunate that the only way Peach Cobbler can send his genuine message is through the medium of entertainment or else the masses won't listen.

So..... everyone is insane, and i should move deeper into the woods?

Glad this is back, it was some top tier content. Also, I can use it to brainwash my girlfriend into the autistic male that I wish she was.

Commenting for the algo. I really appreciate your content. It makes me feel not so alone.

this was way more unhinged than usual yet easy to understand. thankbyou CIA operator Cobbler

Why does his RU-vid channel more and more like a cutscene montage for a Far Cry Villain, making Joseph Seed seem mentally stable.

That was the PERFECT ending. Please please pllllllleeeeeeaaaaaasssseeeeeee make more of these!!!!!

This is so much better than "60 Minutes" ever was.

"Do you know how long I've been waiting for another damned- (viciously slaps a wondering child) Cobbler Crackdown!?!" - DjCobbler's most senile, crazed fan

You know in the oddest way these videos are comforting. Cause atleast we can all come together and point at the madness of the world and maybe even laugh a little

I’m glad I’m wearing my headphones. I think I would lose my job over the fact that this video sounds like an unhinged boomer who has just gotten off a long bender of mushrooms, mixed with some absinthe. Edit: even tho all of this is literally… if you pull back? It’s our current situation. It sounds unhinged until you realize it’s all actually real.

I deeply love your work man, thank you.

I wish The Daily Show had even a tenth of your venom. This video made me laugh so hard it hurt. Good shit.

I keep coming back to this video and although its only been 7 months, it has aged like fine wine. its been 7 months and its still the same thing over and over again, i think that's why this video probably means a lot to me, its probably the best political commentary and satire I've seen and it makes the world feel like what is actually is, a fever dream with no end. I think that the only thing that will change in the next 7 months is that instead of watching this video in my room, ill be watching it from a base stationed in a desert nation close to a town that i cannot pronounce, unwillingly fighting for the global theatre

Please never stops this series the descending into madness needs to be recorded for future generations

15:18 That entire speech was really well written.

This is that premium sense of dread you can't find anywhere else

This is utterly brilliant. Both brutally blunt and humorous

the cobbler crackhouse, my favorite series

Thank you Cobbler very eye opening as usual, always giving a new perspective on things with the occasional psychotic break 👍

I guess it's "gotten worse" if we've finally been blessed with another crackdown.

I was sad to find out that the video game reviews were ending, but now I’m reminded that these crackdowns are better anyway. Shine on you crazy diamond.

Everything decays, the rot consumes, and we cheer the downfall of the world because the people we were manipulated into hating will join us. Another banger video Mr. Southern Fruit Dessert!

i unironicly replay min. 2.00 - 2.20 as its so wholesome and lets me imagine the bright parralel universe.

2:00 you almost made me cry. I don't know if it's your spectacular carisma or my emotional instability but every video you almost make me cry.

Thanks man i haven't laughed out loud at something while sober in awhile. Great material. Cheers to you sir 🍺

10:55 Cobbler off camera going down a slide

DJ Peach Cobbler out here rocking the Reign of Fire McConaughey look.

Guys, don't forget We are all *centrists*

Cobbler Crackdown is the best series on this channel. Please never stop king

That Israel segment was way too real god dammit

After swearing off gaming stuff please do not get rid of Cobbler Crackdown this series is brilliant

Uncle Cobbler is my favorite mk ultra uncle right by Ted.

First minute of this video has permanently earned my subscribership. I will defend your honor, no matter how horrifying your eventual cancelation is 💖

Thank you for bringing this back

Everything getting exponentially funnier every year explains gaming and Hollywood in a nutshell. 🤡🍿

This man played metal gear solid once and based his whole thought process off it and I’m all for it

I don't know what I was expecting. Absolutely worth my time, thank you.

Glad I found you when I did cobbler, watched you since around 20k, and the evolution of your content, albeit quick, has been good

Thank you Cobbler, you're my favorite RU-vidr that I have to keep on a slightly lower volume to keep other people from hearing.