COCAlNE BEAR - Why Does Everyone Love This??? 

No thanks.

Yo

I heard the classified documents are free, unlike everything else in the game.

my man if you look into what war Thunder did that caused them to be destroyed and review bombed, for the sake of your channel i wouldn't accept there sponsorship anymore.

Is that not Ice Cubes son?

Actually true tho

Nah that would be too epic

They probably could have saved this movie with Cage

So like from The Wicker Man? Were the scene hes dressed in a bear suit and knocking out women. A movie? Yeah, I'd pay to see it.

@@Mondonessgreat scene

that's... funny.

I mean.. could you think of a better name?

@@The_official_Roman_EmpireBocaine Cear

@@slushiefromzolarthat’s the sequel

It got snakes on a plane’d

Really? Pablo Esco-bear?

@@skebapplejefferiso308 it’s true

A museum? I thought it was on display in a mall in Kentucky.

Thought it was a cgi bear

@@AshChiCupcak it is

Bro the entire movie is around coke

"I saw this movie about a BEAR that does COCAINE, and all these people had to find the COCAINE and run from the BEAR, and if they got too close to the COCAINE or the BEAR, they would die! I think it was called _The Bystanders Who Couldn't Slow Down."_

So you didnt watch it?

@@mordakie3805 I did, and I wish there were more scenes with the bear fucking shit up.

@mord so you did watch it?

Pooh Vs. Cocaine Bear: Coke and Honey My bet is on Pooh.

@@azaanimations319 This is the Freddy vs. Jason of modern times.

@@nightmarishcompositions4536 Yup.

@@nightmarishcompositions4536 In the end, both realize that they're actually besties because they're both addicted to sugary substances, so they band together to fight the mastermind behind it all, Freddy Fazbear.

They should do something with the Italian Cocaine Boars. Some wild boars got into a drug dealer's warehouse in Tuscany and went on a rampage with the cocaine they ate.

Or climbing a tree. Crocodiles can climb trees

@@ArcticKrill Say what? That can't be. Like straight-up straight-up tree? Vertical.

@@ArcticKrill I thought crocodiles could launch themselves out of the water vertically to catch birds/cranes - didn't know they could climb trees too! 0_0 Maybe they can climb low-hanging trees? I doubt they'd be effective climbers as much as bears are, but I wouldn't be surprised that they could get some upward mobility since they can run fast on land.

If you identify as a tree, then yes, a croc will climb you.

Well I am no first responder, but I did see a man get his leg ripped off by a train and the amount of blood was absolutely crazy. So its definitely not always the way you say

@@protoman1214 i am no first responder, i've also never seen a mans leg get ripped pff by ba train with a crazy amount of blood. but i can say with certaintly that at one point i got smacked on the head by a black walnut and didnt bleed. that is all.

Idk I found black Adam much more entertaining

''how Woody Harrelson's father was involved'' He wasn't. He assassinated the judge that was overlooking that case, that's it.

@@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouthhelp that doesn’t make sense either huh???? woody harrelson’s dad killed someone??? 😭😭😭

@@hellbunniez3 wut. Speak English, kid.

Woody Harrelson's father, Charles Harrelson, was a very bad man. He was an American hitman and organized crime figure who was convicted of assassinating federal judge John H. Wood Jr., In 1960, one year before Woody was born, he was convicted of armed robbery. He was tried and acquitted of the 1968 murder of Alan Berg, convicted in 1973 for the 1968 murder for hire killing of Sam Degelia. He also claimed to have assassinated President Kennedy. Another interesting part to this story is that Matthew McConaughey believes that he and Woody Harrelson may be half brothers as, according to Matthew's mother, Charles and her were hooking up around the time Matthew was conceived. Woody and Matthew have mentioned that they would both be interested in getting DNA testing done, but I am unaware if this actually has happened.

@@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth Well that soounds like he was very involved!!

Think I read somewhere that there's already several in production.

There's cocaine shark on tubi. It's bad bad.. I got through 5 min an called it a day

I've always been a sucker for "bad movies" I love most of Tromas productions, I love shock value when done right or to a comedically excessive degree for plot drive. However we have to acknowledge a definitive standard before it becomes a "let's toss random shit in a blender on drugs, throw it at the wall (our audience) to see what sticks, lather rinse and repeat, and then call it a day, capitalism baby! $$$$

Honestly from the tok trailer I thought this movie was going to be silly like "Mouse Hunt" instead it was one of those Asylum horror/"thriller" flicks that I hate and don't watch even when nothings on.

You don't even need the bear to show up a whole lot. Just enough to put in the trailers. Instead, you can just have a bunch of high people say wACkY things.

quality of work is declining everywhere, not just in Hollywood. these kids are gonna be my doctors one day and that's scarier than this movie could ever be.

but do you have yourself a good movie is the ?

@@lowlowseesee No. But it'll make a shit ton of money, simply due to its crazy premise. And that's all that matters in the end.

I have watched The Babysitter movies and thought that at least this movie wasn't annoying. I just can't stand the actors in Babysitter, but the ones here never really got on my nerves. The Babysitter films are dumb fun, but I hate watching them for the annoying older kids and even the main kid trying to survive annoys me

They'll spend 20 minutes introducing a character as someone we should care about, just to have them get killed in 10 seconds in the next scene. Made no sense.

Exactly what I thought. One of the most boring movies of the year and I can't fathom how so many people said it's fun to watch and some even said it's a good movie, like wut?

Went to see it cheap one Sunday afternoon, thinking it would at least be dumb fun. Holy shit, what a boring movie. A lot of the dialogue seems like it's bad improv they decided to keep in for some reason.

I agree with you 100%! But you don't even mention the HALF DOZEN pointless, utterly random side stories. Elvis touches on this issue but just check me if I'm forgetting one: 1. The couple at the beginning are just randomly Norwegian or something. No big deal by itself, but when you consider it in context... 2. "HanSolo" is SUPER-GRIEVING his dead wife while neglecting his son and trying to go straight AT THE SAME TIME! 3. Ray Liotta is upset at having to take care of his grandson. 4. The female cop is actually a bad guy, but it DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE OR CHANGE ANYTHING!! 5. The head detective's utterly inexplicable "dog problem". 6. The "gang" of three kids terrorizing a FU@KING NATIONAL PARK!! (What kind of "gang" works a Park?) 7. The park ranger is trying to "hook up" while also voicing aspirations to work at a better park. I think I'm missing a thing or two, but just look at that mess. AND NONE OF IT MATTERED!!! 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂️

That is out of context as hell

I pray to god for a third Babysitter movie at least thrice a day.

The characters are so fucking annoying tho lol. Idk one person who thinks King Bach is funny..

Lets hope Cole and Max get another bro moment. I love their chemistry!

@@thatkidcgonzo look at DMC Nero should be annoying as fuk but people got used to them and now DMC is huge

@@senritsujumpsuit6021 Yeah, but King Bach will always be annoying af lol. Bella Thorne drove me crazy in there too.

What about the ambulance scene? Many regard that as the funniest part 😂

That is this universe. All that happens but the thanos thing got left out due to time restrictions.

@@ryangriggs9621 nah it’s because Josh Brolin was busy.

The Babysitter is trash as well

Same, I don’t really get the hate. I went to the theater to watch a good dumb movie, that’s exactly what I got

yeah i’m kinda confused why people in the comments here hate it so much. I went in with very little expectations just hoped for a lil laugh and I had a great time.

The main issue with the movie is that it was very drawn out and the bear hardly had any screentime, It was really slow and dwelled on things that had nothing to do with the actual plot. Aside from that, the scenes with the bear onscreen were great but there just wasn't enough of that.

@@charlestheperson.4371 It was boring as shit. No one was going to this for college cinema class level character development. That's not what this movie should've been, and that's not why anyone showed up. I didn't care about any of the characters as none of them were interesting. You don't get the hate? You can't really be suggesting that this movie was so good and so interesting that a fair number of people couldn't find themselves bored and unimpressed?

I like the fact that Elizabeth banks was the director. I like her and ridiculous movies are my jam.

​@@AshChiCupcakyou liked Charlie's angels and movie 43 huh?

Exactly how I felt

@@iHaveTheDocuments Yes I liked Charles angels. I'm actually not sure if I saw the one she did, there's so many. But I liked all of them, even the bad ones. And I haven't seen 43 but now I want to. I am VERY easy to entertain and to please and I like it that way because you have to try REAL hard to make me not like something.

​@@iHaveTheDocumentsTo be fair Banks did a great job as Rita Repulsa in Power Rangers.

Our lord and savior, Elvis Christ

In Elvis We Trust.

Best part of the film 😂

A Hank the Tank movie would be absolutely amazing

Looked them up and holy hell The Boss survived being hit by a train???? Absolute unit

You mean unapologetically?

ALSO I thought this movie was dumb fun, and would watch it with someone who hadn’t seen it yet, but probably won’t watch again on my own

In real life the bear did ingest cocaine but the killing spree it went on was pure fiction No one got killed by it in real life

Um, it was pretty wild and funny

@@RB01.10 Um, it's almost like people can have different opinions. Weird right?

@@zoomingby True, but it was intended as a dark comedy.

It's just not a funny joke

@@darthcinema4262a bear once did ingest tons of cocaine

Why are you trying to find logic in the movie called "cocaine bear" 😂

It's explained in the movie that he thought bears couldn't climb trees. He is a child, after all.

At least the kills are pretty outrageous and some of the jokes are legit great (such as the kids doing coke, the “deer are doing it” line, and the ambulance scene).

I think the movie had some good potential, but ended up in the wrong hands.

So basically like Morbius

yeh.

Pretty sure if you eat literal kilos of coke, you are feeling absolutely *zero* pain.😅😂

@@ryancampbell2192 After the severe chest pain and cardiac arrest, you mean? Ha Ha Ha so funny!

Oh I agree. It's basically one joke on repeat that overstays its welcome. I get wanting something that isn't a cgi snorefest or something with forced wokeness, but this isn't much better