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reup rip markorepairs 10.4.2022
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@redjarww3882
@redjarww3882 2 года назад
Most sane finnish person
@ketamine1054
@ketamine1054 2 года назад
only sane finnish person
@Maukustus
@Maukustus Год назад
i agree, he represents the sanest of us
@joojoo5628
@joojoo5628 Год назад
Did you just forgot IN in SANE? This is just some handmade second class scissor who runs the water for nothing. And he obviously have no clue how to make even coffee. Axe needs some job like the say
@SnowMexicann
@SnowMexicann Год назад
@@joojoo5628 second most sane finnish person
@hungiie
@hungiie 2 года назад
most eloquent english speaker in finland
@mynameisbakr
@mynameisbakr Год назад
a-thousand plus likes no comments? I’ll fix that.
@nsf001-3
@nsf001-3 11 месяцев назад
This is probably what I'd sound like trying to speak FInnish
@niilounbanPerusBersuErkki
@niilounbanPerusBersuErkki 10 месяцев назад
No we are actually good at it. Some have the rally racing accent.
@vekazu_is_great_guy
@vekazu_is_great_guy Месяц назад
@@niilounbanPerusBersuErkki more like older people have it
@joe_z2042
@joe_z2042 2 года назад
Absolutely distraught to see marko be wiped from RU-vid, but hopefully he returns. This video is truly a masterpiece and one of the most important videos on the Internet. Thank you for uploading
@kewkabe
@kewkabe 2 года назад
Why was he wiped from RU-vid?
@joe_z2042
@joe_z2042 2 года назад
@@kewkabe idk sorry
@ApachePieman
@ApachePieman 2 года назад
@@kewkabe because youtube doesnt want us to see the truth
@nerkec603
@nerkec603 2 года назад
Thank you for reuploading bro! Big love
@CFRTrainSpotter
@CFRTrainSpotter 2 года назад
can someone provide an actual proper response as to why his stuff was deleted and not a dumbass response, because i genuinely want to know why his channel was deleted and what sort of Google Guidelines he broke. he did have some other vids like driving his Lada Zhiguli btw, and other memeable vids too.
@theabsolutecat915
@theabsolutecat915 2 года назад
"Coffee inside is um... uh... FLESH."
@Dfective11
@Dfective11 2 года назад
Roses are red The sky is blue Finnish water is good Coffee inside is flesh
@nofromirobot6320
@nofromirobot6320 2 года назад
WATER....HAHA!!
@ninjaswordtothehead
@ninjaswordtothehead 2 года назад
"Rose is good taste." is my motto for living.
@solus8685
@solus8685 2 года назад
He's a little confused but he got the spirit
@meatypatte7125
@meatypatte7125 Год назад
Sniff my rose
@tirididjdjwieidiw1138
@tirididjdjwieidiw1138 7 месяцев назад
smell is a part of taste so he’s not entirely wrong
@willypinthahizzouse
@willypinthahizzouse Год назад
He didn't need to actually sip that dishsoap water to prove his point about it tasting bad, but I respect his willingness to demonstrate.
@k3rt244
@k3rt244 2 года назад
So that's why Finland is the happiest country
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
its true
@Emppu_T.
@Emppu_T. Год назад
Not because people happy but because nobody complain hahaha!
@platinumm4730
@platinumm4730 Год назад
they find coffee and water fucking hilarious
@Nakkisesonki
@Nakkisesonki Год назад
@@Emppu_T. Cap
@nsf001-3
@nsf001-3 11 месяцев назад
Meth in the cofe
@Filip6754
@Filip6754 Год назад
I love how he finds the idea of speaking English so hilarious 😂
@nsf001-3
@nsf001-3 11 месяцев назад
Well I'm a native speaker and I find it hilarious as well. Nice to see Finns know what's up
@cumcumcum148
@cumcumcum148 5 месяцев назад
I mean. For me English is funny. You are so acquainted to speak in your native language, that trying to speak some other is sometimes funny
@mikem0898
@mikem0898 Год назад
dude turned on the faucet full blast like it's a fucking radio in the morning and almost drained the baltic sea with it while in the sink next to it there's a power supply just chilling
@b7uh
@b7uh 11 месяцев назад
he went through every possible human emotion in this video
@Foyls
@Foyls Год назад
My csgo teammate in my ear while I try to clutch:
@Rasan07
@Rasan07 Год назад
0:17 he sneef his rose very good taste 2:25 shut up you waiter 2:34 his spoon 3:27 cofe inside is FLESH 7:43 what is a...? 8:42 he likes meelik and little sugar
@bigbonede6201
@bigbonede6201 10 месяцев назад
🪙
@eatsomeice179
@eatsomeice179 5 месяцев назад
What is a what??
@Chris_Topher_20
@Chris_Topher_20 2 года назад
2:35 Isaac after killing a boss
@laremare
@laremare 2 года назад
I always hate getting the spoon and almost all speed upgrades. They're only good if it also boosts damage (halo, growth hormones etc.), or also decreases size (mini mushroom, caffeine pill). Having like 1.2-1.5 speed is optimal, but anything over that is hard to control and makes it harder to dodge attacks, at least on keyboard.
@cadaverousRemains
@cadaverousRemains Год назад
rigged
@crocalones
@crocalones Год назад
just yes
@fiat_ow7876
@fiat_ow7876 8 месяцев назад
This comment had me crying laughing man, I just started playing Issac and got the spoon like 2 days before watching this video
@Documentoh
@Documentoh 7 месяцев назад
​@@fiat_ow7876 I love it when Albino says "it's Isaac time" and rigs the entire run
@forg3749
@forg3749 2 года назад
"I believe is Jesus is live this morning" I think about this a lot.
@cthulhuchan9587
@cthulhuchan9587 Год назад
Clearly talking about Critikal live-streaming in the morning
@Verzi_xx
@Verzi_xx 2 года назад
You cured my depression, thank you.
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
i thanks you too
@Rigknot
@Rigknot Год назад
You know I was having a bit of a bad day But this video made me smile UNCONTROLLABLY
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 Год назад
glad to hear bro!
@teddownunder875
@teddownunder875 2 года назад
I love this guy, whatever hes doing now i hope hes having a good life
@tf2scoutpunch175
@tf2scoutpunch175 Год назад
He has a new youtube channel named Marko Vanhanen, he seems to be doing well
@3dDoener
@3dDoener 2 года назад
Screaming at my monitor for him to please turn the water tap off while going to the fridge, all that pristine finnish water is goning to waste :(
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
its me thoughts also...
@sotahullu1
@sotahullu1 Год назад
the longer its running, the colder it gets.just water facs in inglis.
@jhonmcsoup9586
@jhonmcsoup9586 Год назад
I would like to humbly request the black community to let this one go. My client hadn't had his coffee yet.
@whoelsebutvik
@whoelsebutvik 3 месяца назад
as a swede, finnish people are my favorite kind of people
@RecklesslyPessimistic
@RecklesslyPessimistic Год назад
I love the fact that a Finnish guy is using Finish soap
@wamwamm
@wamwamm Год назад
5:06 my coffee machine is full power
@puupasiecodrowonszniejacek
@puupasiecodrowonszniejacek 2 года назад
I've been looking in vain for his other "inglis" videos: the one from a sea cruise in which he refers to Finland as "shitland", and the one with "tax free, tax free, tax free food, yes". HELP.
@puupasiecodrowonszniejacek
@puupasiecodrowonszniejacek 2 года назад
@hd01 I tont sniff my youtube channel removal very kood, yes, no. not time is.
@vasilijemx
@vasilijemx Год назад
Did you find them?
@nsf001-3
@nsf001-3 11 месяцев назад
There's tons of stuff in general that I can't find no matter how I hard I look. I wish it were true when people say nothing is ever gone from the Internet because almost everything is gone
@56ker
@56ker 5 месяцев назад
@@nsf001-3 There is one video where he films himself while he's on the toilet at a gas station taking a dump and you can hear everything.
@nettlecider
@nettlecider Год назад
My colleague recommended this gem after I couldn't shut up about Finland's esc entry this year. I feel so cultured after watching this ❤😂
@youngestchild1103
@youngestchild1103 2 года назад
1:38 I love your humor, you're a beautiful human being. I suggest "coffee filter" for the paper in the machine. You're doing a good job, I hope your coffee is hot and tasty ☕
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
you too love
@solus8685
@solus8685 2 года назад
He is speaking the language of the gods
@caveguy22
@caveguy22 3 месяца назад
I was looking up references of Finnish people talking English and this is the first result that comes up when you search "Finnish person speaking English" 😭
@pontusgustavsson7298
@pontusgustavsson7298 Год назад
Don't skip to 7:44 worst mistake of my life
@Kriegsploink
@Kriegsploink Год назад
don't worry guys, he made an apology video
@varis88
@varis88 Год назад
wööööööööööö
@HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva
@HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva Год назад
Best part of the video, honestly.
@JamesStocks
@JamesStocks 8 месяцев назад
I uploaded a version with this bit edited out and Marko DMCA striked me within 12 hours
@LøvæFråNordn
@LøvæFråNordn 3 месяца назад
I got tears in my eyes from laughing
@ScarlettStunningSpace
@ScarlettStunningSpace 2 года назад
Damn I would've binged his videos till no tomorrow. I could watch paint dry with this guy and have a great time!
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
he has another channel just type marko vanhanen
@UNTHESUNTHESUNTHES
@UNTHESUNTHESUNTHES 3 месяца назад
The worst part about this is that I can clearly tell that english needs him to dumb down his thoughts in order to be able to formulate a sentence because it first has to de-construct the Finnish structure, then re-ordenate it, and then conver that to english
@lulkak2664
@lulkak2664 2 года назад
0:20 sniff my rose, very good taste
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
its best taste
@xChrisS41x
@xChrisS41x 2 года назад
Once in a while i think about this video while making coffee. I still don't know why there's a mainboard at the sink and a power supply IN the sink lol Edit: thx for the re-upload btw
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
only marko knows...
@larmax5882
@larmax5882 2 года назад
*boiling cofe
@tikkng
@tikkng Год назад
@@larmax5882 *boilink my cofe machine
@mookid2223
@mookid2223 2 года назад
Absolute classic, so glad I found this again.
@cI0wned
@cI0wned Год назад
you gotta respect the man for at least learning English
@user-kq3td1wb6g
@user-kq3td1wb6g 2 года назад
I watch this whenever im sad
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
me too
@MysteriousPinkFlufff
@MysteriousPinkFlufff Год назад
has anyone been able to figure out why he has a power supply unit in his sink
@FireAppleBlood713
@FireAppleBlood713 Год назад
He participated on a Finnish inventor tv show with a “disco coffee machine”, and he actually won!
@tennoheika94
@tennoheika94 Год назад
@@FireAppleBlood713 who asked
@tennoheika94
@tennoheika94 Год назад
Iirc in the original video he responded to that question in the comments with "i wash psu in sink"
@addimbantuwe9406
@addimbantuwe9406 Год назад
Finnish architecture
@saudude2174
@saudude2174 Год назад
@@tennoheika94 i asked biitch
@cako666
@cako666 Год назад
"I sniff my rose very good" has to be some sort of innuendo 😂
@iMicro
@iMicro 2 года назад
Our lord and saviour has brought true art back to life
@luxintelligentia4632
@luxintelligentia4632 2 года назад
When im trying to actually speak english this happens
@metalbilly5121
@metalbilly5121 Год назад
7:45 thanos when he goes to wakanda
@HolyManOfficial
@HolyManOfficial 2 года назад
7:44
@bioniccmite
@bioniccmite 2 года назад
Thank You Holy Man
@Gabagooie
@Gabagooie 2 года назад
rut row
@rxpzq11
@rxpzq11 7 месяцев назад
das word is very bad🐵🍉
@karvikudou3509
@karvikudou3509 2 года назад
i cant be the only one triggered at the fact that he just has the tap running the whole time
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
same bro
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
@Kotikunnas no tap takes that long for cold water
@adicted52427
@adicted52427 2 года назад
@@masseis1142 yeah it takes like 5-6 seconds for really cold water to come from the tap and i live on the 4th floor. finnish man probably lives in a house next to a lake (freshwater source)
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
@@adicted52427 yup i live on the 4th floor aswell and i get cold and hot water pretty much instantly
@wawarushii
@wawarushii 2 года назад
07:44
@thebotbuilder
@thebotbuilder Год назад
I watched this video in the morning and laughed so hard I woke my family up, I swear to god if this video becomes stuck in my head for a week 💀
@weedyeeter940
@weedyeeter940 Год назад
His face when he laughs kills me. Funi finnish man
@kirby9447
@kirby9447 2 года назад
WTF IS THIIISS. Where has this content been my entire life, what a gem
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
hidden gem
@unequipped7318
@unequipped7318 2 года назад
still the greatest video on the internet
@VaultRaider
@VaultRaider Год назад
1:51 gets me everytime
@HyperGaming23_
@HyperGaming23_ 2 года назад
This is now my favourite video to watch
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
im glad
@pukepe9946
@pukepe9946 2 года назад
love the moment when he questions what an nword is
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
good word
@adicted52427
@adicted52427 2 года назад
@@masseis1142 hard to convince people it's bad when there are still racist caricatures on public brands. if the word is so bad, how come they can sell products with way worse images on the package. also lets be real here, this man has a power supply in his sink, he will never interact with a black or brown person for the rest of his life
@martaleszkiewicz5115
@martaleszkiewicz5115 Год назад
Best English-speaking person in Finland 💀
@Aztekphetamine
@Aztekphetamine Год назад
no wdym his english is wonderful
@kindaspeachless1412
@kindaspeachless1412 Год назад
he got banned because he said "Real name is that paper, im, i same, uhh uhh... coffee paper, coffee paper, coffee side on paper"
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 Год назад
i think he says coffee siphon paper
@AccountInactive
@AccountInactive 4 месяца назад
​@@masseis1142cyclone
@JRoc407
@JRoc407 2 года назад
hyvä ja ajankohtainen reuppaus
@jiihtz4477
@jiihtz4477 Год назад
POV: You're the teacher marking my language essay
@jm036
@jm036 2 года назад
"I smell my rose, very good taste." I'd say my favorite quote from the video but that would definitely get my comment flagged lmao.
@bankerduck4925
@bankerduck4925 2 года назад
Legenda. A gentleman of fortune, he was.
@Hsijbsghsj
@Hsijbsghsj Год назад
where are you from legenda
@Sheithan
@Sheithan Год назад
This video is a core memory of mine at this point.
@farofa0038
@farofa0038 Год назад
1:55 "i need coffee and milak"
@I_LOVE_DOOM
@I_LOVE_DOOM 2 года назад
This is noita and fear and hunger developer.
@shironhun
@shironhun 2 года назад
NOOO So sad to see his channel being deleted :'(
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
rip marko
@adicted52427
@adicted52427 2 года назад
he said n word openly. youtube is an american company. it is no wonder. priorities are different halfway across the world
@ibnibz2636
@ibnibz2636 Год назад
Cruelty Squad land is real
@meggee9ANIMS
@meggee9ANIMS Год назад
every time this absolute alpha laughs i like to imagine it looks like how grim from smiling friends laughs in the 3-d squelton scene
@viisaus5747
@viisaus5747 Год назад
I've never seen such a Finnish video in my life before
@lavanuts
@lavanuts 3 дня назад
A cinematic masterpiece, LOVE this video
@whoisavie
@whoisavie Год назад
such an eternal classic video, you can tell even he finds the whole ordeal absolutely hilarious and all which just makes it even better "coffee inside is...flesh. ..NO "FLESH" AHAHAHAHA" also bless him for immediately apologizing after letting loose the n word. i have to question where the fuck he learned it from to begin wtih but at least he immediately recognized it was a mistake and owned up. more than what a lot of bigger internet personalities do these days lmao
@Rasbiff
@Rasbiff Год назад
The N word is unfortunately hardwired into the brain of every white person no matter where they're born.
@Nakkisesonki
@Nakkisesonki Год назад
He said it because he old and wasnt a big thing back in the days when the kisses were neekerin suukot "niggers kisses" and they changed it very long ago but now tehyve changed even the picture of black woman and man on there. Bow its boring design. Atleast that had some history. Its like with uncle ben, why bro why change it to ben's original, why cant u keep the man on there who created it and is the mascot
@nsf001-3
@nsf001-3 11 месяцев назад
"The N word" in English derives from words like negro/negra which just mean "black". There are loanword forms of "The N word" in plenty of languages eg. Neger in German. Not hard to think of how it could end up in Finnish
@ChemiCalChems
@ChemiCalChems 2 года назад
Vitun hyvä, kiitos tästä!
@putrandomnamehere1050
@putrandomnamehere1050 Год назад
I want this man back hes too Wholesome
@SkyTied
@SkyTied 2 года назад
Pyrocynical
@jordann7681
@jordann7681 2 года назад
PETSCOP 2 COMING SOONR TRUST
@SkyTied
@SkyTied 2 года назад
@@jordann7681 TOTALLY
@sibulaofficial
@sibulaofficial Год назад
This is why Finland is the happiest country
@HollowexOkay
@HollowexOkay 9 месяцев назад
Rare gem of a content. The man is actually a legend
@malovela
@malovela Год назад
I want to be like you, coffee man. (Did NOT see the n-word coming!)
@redacted_to_surpass_metal_gear
OH, MY S P O O N
@luludbd
@luludbd Год назад
He is a man of God.
@Pawlkut
@Pawlkut Год назад
imagine this video was a confession about his cannibalism thus why "cofe is flesh!, AHAHAHAHA!"
@Coppersulfate9009
@Coppersulfate9009 Месяц назад
i like how he just left the water on for 3 or so mins
@princessjasmine4973
@princessjasmine4973 Год назад
" this morning I boiling my cofe maker" 😂😂😂😂
@nikolaiiscoolguyproduction4807
@nikolaiiscoolguyproduction4807 2 года назад
I remember learning about the "Moor Kisses" that he calls marshmelons in a college course. I was holding back laughter thinking of this video.
@antarctic6182
@antarctic6182 2 года назад
He's so happy. Which also made me happy : )
@stevejordan544
@stevejordan544 2 года назад
7:44 I think I see why the original video got taken down
@michaelmcarthur2944
@michaelmcarthur2944 2 года назад
Least insane finnish man
@lolno6975
@lolno6975 Год назад
I feel like hes laughing at me directly
@balbos7114
@balbos7114 24 дня назад
Never imagined the Finns to roll like that 😂😂
@NuttyCuts_
@NuttyCuts_ 2 года назад
“I’m sorry when I watch my video because I I’m Christian, yes. I I I mmm I believe is jesus is live this morning and yes. Bad name. But, *exhale* my coffee is ready!”
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
wise words
@enricomorelli8756
@enricomorelli8756 2 года назад
2:36 top notch
@CelestePearl
@CelestePearl 2 года назад
This is how my dad speaks English. Maybe this person is my relative...
@skogen5357
@skogen5357 2 года назад
My Summer kofe
@kurkkupastillitjalammintee
@kurkkupastillitjalammintee 2 года назад
kiitos tämän kansamme kulttuurillisen kulmakiven säilyttämisestä
@jstnnn
@jstnnn Год назад
finnish man take 40 benadryl
@Random_1384x
@Random_1384x 2 года назад
Man got a psu in the sink
@masseis1142
@masseis1142 2 года назад
me too
@mathieulincroyable8241
@mathieulincroyable8241 Год назад
Incroyable cette vidéo ! Moi littéralement quand je parle en anglais. La version " cofe time for in go insame " est vraiment magnifique je vous le recommande Sacrée découverte en tout cas ! 😁
@Nakkisesonki
@Nakkisesonki Год назад
Aim sori aim sori ven ai waz mai video ai biliiv is chiisus is laif dis moorning end jees
@Birds_In_Crime
@Birds_In_Crime Год назад
pushed the button when picture is finger
@cooliotopnotch6287
@cooliotopnotch6287 Год назад
The "My left Foot" of ESL: brave, stunning, and powerful
@xotiles
@xotiles Год назад
im losing my sanity
@waltergaming9802
@waltergaming9802 Год назад
this is where im at in life currently
@bigconvoy9850
@bigconvoy9850 2 года назад
7:43 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@iidaix
@iidaix 10 месяцев назад
7:55
@lerondgattenor
@lerondgattenor Год назад
least happy man in Finland
@ScholarofProspero
@ScholarofProspero Год назад
My summer car first play through ep 1
@Grand-Poggers
@Grand-Poggers 3 месяца назад
''cofe is ready for when i drink'' is the reason im alive
@BrickwallStudios0
@BrickwallStudios0 8 месяцев назад
I love the PSU in the sink and the random "NOOO!!"
@crusaderguy1817
@crusaderguy1817 Год назад
This is my favorite internet video
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