Coffin Dance Anime Edition Opening Song | but with a twist...KONO DIO DA! | Friedrich Habetler Music 

hey Funny Valentine, have you seen Johnny ?

@@darkmight3964 Yes, he's looking for parts of Christ's body

@@DonPlayPL HOLY CHRISTAN CHILD

@@DonPlayPL sorry for killing you

@@DonPlayPL bruh it's Joseph of Arimathaea's body, smh you started this search and dont even realize what you're looking for, worst president in US history... i will not be voting for you again

Dear God... It's beautiful

This is something I didn't know I needed until now.

A jojo each from the first 4 four parts carrying DIO’s coffin.

Thank you

Brilliant idea this is top tier content

DIO is vibin inside the coffin

We meet again

Do you mean "WRYYYYYYYYYY"?

Only 27 likes, I am the 6th reply. I feel honored.

@@devyn. of course your the fbi

Same

¹qqqq

Same bro

Same

😀😀😀😀

Jonathan, Speedwagon, Straits and Erina dancing

PLR 127 unhappy Jonathon noises

How cute

The Coffin Guy:

Social Account if the police actually shot Dio in time:

Finally one lest plot whole

He'd seen a car before, just making a remark about how they were amazing, like if you said 'this pizza is good' that doesn't mean that is your first time eating pizza. he'd defiantly seen a car when he visited Pucci several times. not to mention that there is a stand user who works for him with a literal car as a stand.

@@justgrapes5871 Lol well yea ur right

He walked like an Egyptian

He never said he didn't see a car before

is this a stand or an scp?

Hello SCP Foundation...... we got 'em

The power is infinity

WOAH MATE, THE MOST DEADLY DEATH STAND

Oh wow yes

meet my four friends

Allow me to introduce myself. I, am Coffin Man 1, Corey. I have the ability to turn any resource into a coffin, and no matter what it’s made of, I can always carry it easily.

Dio figuring out that jotaro can stop time:

jotaro in part 6 :

ROAD ROLLER!!!!

I'd thank Johnathan would being the first jojo in the series

Giorno'd have to be the leader. He's the only short one. Josuke's tall, and the others are huge.

Yeet him back into the ocean

Giorno should lead because it's his father who died

Jonathon

Za Astronomia da...... *Death*

Jokes aside, that would be a really cool stand name.

I would see astronomia as like C-moon or something to do with space and astronomy

Part 9 be like

Remake Part 2 with these guys, the paller men

We can't dance battle with you unless we approach you!

„And we wont. stop.“

FOOL YOU WERENT EARLY ENOUGH TO GET A HEARTED COMMENT

Sad, isn't it?

Look its God's brother

Man I wish I was diavolo then this songs bops

@@aromorguythefirst1600 lmao

Honestly, I could totally see such a minor Jofoe, managing near the end of an episode to launch his attack on an important character, only to discover that he was actually filming someone else due to one of the stand of the protagonist, before getting beaten up while some really flashy theme is playing

Basically it’s infinite deaths of GER but with only one death

Weakness:....?

Stand Name: [UNDER MY THUMB]

Stand: [ ASTRONOMIA ]

Dio sacrificed himself for memes.

The unsung hero of this story

An F for Dio Brando.

RIP Dio Brando 1868-2021 "ZA WARUDO!!!"

the sacrficer(s) are legends for a meme

is the best stand i read

N-NANI!?

Nice soldier

ITS ANOTHER ENEMY STAND!?

This will officially added in manga remake of part 6 and anime also.😂

oMg

Anxiety Plays shit Smokey got busy after KARS died huh

@@bormby_jones I after surviving *THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM* wouldn't you?

Wait how would they be helping him

The genuine Only correlation is they’re black Tf lmao

Bruh

He better enjoy it

Mr. Vibe Check this a way better than avengers

Avengers is shit

Call the Z fighters

420 likes lmao

@@Alex-yr8iy😂😂😂

So it's the same kind of stand as Astronomia Platinum

the Coffin Dancers reply: MUDADA!!!!

IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Dio: WRRRRYYYYY?????

Plot Twist: the Dancers are the Colony Stand of the guy in the coffin of the original Coffin Dance video and, much like Rolling Stones, goes after people fated to die but ferry them directly to the afterlife to meet their collective @ $ § whoopin by the many spirits that individual wronged in their lifetime, Astronomia will carry a coffin with the name of their current target and will dance to the ends of the earth until they deliver their retribution. Not even Time or Space will stop this Stand. At least that is my headcanon according to this thread.

JoJo, JoJo everywhere!

I felt bad for the dude tbh

@@calibvr His fault for living in a crazy noisy bizarre town

@@iliveinsideyourhouse3943 Still would have wanted to see him die by everyone's barrage though...

Silvrakina Hyperr I winced, but I didn't really feel bad....karma finally caught up to him.

@@vinokai that hand fetish...

Stone ocean T-T

Only 3 damn tickets

manga readed

stone ocean readed CHECK

Same

There is a ZA

Damn now I can't stop hearing it

Wait thats not 0:48 its 0:46

Zaaaardo

@@soumyoghosh302 you can hear a DO and the sound effect it makes

To activate it you yell "ASTRONOMIA"

Change the coffin with any kind of creature/plant etc and you got a new stand. Remember me when "Trap Trick" comes out with the power to capture people in a fake room, similiar to emporios Ghost room and they slowly start falling apart- Wait its just the one power of White Snake

And it can move in stopped time :)

Requires 4 coffin dancers to be used

Yes

It's Jojo. Everything is expectable

Could say it is... Bizarre

The second I saw a coffin being made a meme I knew a Dio crossover was going to happen

JosephXTenZ Only siths deal in absolutes

Underrated

@@justchannel1395 yes

*oh ho,* thanks for the heart.

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT PEOPLE THINK WHEN THEY EAT BAT SOUP

@@itaysd3721 they think: Huh, this Soup kinda tastes funny. Like some kind of Tropical Beer, would be great with a slice of Lime

@@SIRUNOWN nah they think: I AM DRINKING BAT BLOOD , HENCE I SHALL BE KNOWN AS BATMAN INCARNATE! *Introduces menacing chinese characters* Ps. Is not racist because the Chinese actually think this kind of stuff happens with food.

calabresa :D the guy ate bat soup is *batman*

Bullets don't work. Jon

@@bromomento5913ITS sacrams

@AleNoConstancy IS THAT A DAMNED TERRARIA REFERENCE ?!?!?!

iS tHiS a ZeRo TwO rEfErEnCe

Darius Perlado no, it’s a diamond is unbreakable reference

Sounds like that could create interesting fight dynamics.

See, here’s the thing... defeating astronomia? Wouldn’t that be pretty easy, considering it’s only real ability is to move? Like, all you would have to do is go up to it and beat the crap out of it, right? It needs some way to fight back for this to work, like better than average movement speed, or maybe reincarnating the souls it’s collected into different things to fight against its attacker.

@@papyrusplays6021 oh shit I kinda forgot about a self defense mechanic and stats. Ok how about this: Power: B Speed: C Range: A Durability: C Precision: B Potential: D And I guess I’ll rework the stand powers real quick. So I forgot to mention that getting close to Astronomia will result in the entities attempting to grapple the stand or target. The Power B is in reference to their grapple strength. Strong enough to give a run for money but just weak enough that Crazy Diamond or Star Platinum could break away if they react quickly. So Ability 1 now only marks a maximum of 1 target, and ability 2 (sentiment) will allow Astronomia to move faster as it closes the gap on the target. Astronomia gets stronger in speed and power when close to its marked target. Astronomia’s 3rd “ability” is more of a consequence of being caught by Astronomia. Marked targets grappled by Astronomia begin to crumble and turn to stone. Parts turned to stone that break release soul energy that is then trapped in the coffin. If a body part doesn’t crumble it will eventually crumble on its own but will explode stone shrapnel harming anyone nearby. The explosion is relatively small and the only damage is the small flying rocks that only travel in a 4m radius. So the true fear in fighting Astronomia is if you don’t have allies to outnumber it or if you’re stand can’t put speed it while you’re it’s marked target. Maybe a bit op I don’t know I can rework it again.

@@LonesomeKrow ok, so, I like what you did, except for the Medussa rework. I like how the original worked, I’m thinking make it like you made it originally, except it runs away from the people who’s souls have been collected. Since the gap closing makes it faster, you would need to go big brain and corner it.

WHY IS THIS SO UNDERATED??

I got u that 10th like

The coffinmen of eternal carriage

you're god damn right

265

I have a feeling they just gonna dance him to the pier and throw his ass back in

Same WRYYY as when he got impaled by that statue in part 1

But DIO, _you_ are my dearly departed

@@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard Dio is never departed, he lives on in our hearts

Well, couldn't have fooled me. The coffin literally says "DIO" on it.

I, not me.

Stand name: [THE SMOKEY QUADRUPLETS] Stand User: [The World’s] coffin Ability: if the music starts up, than you are subjected to the torture dance, the more Smokies there are, the longer and stronger the torture is Drawbacks/weakness: it has but one weakness and several drawbacks. The weakness: DEADLY QUEEN!!! Drawbacks: plz help I can’t think of anything to make it non op

That’s menacing

I got u that 100th like boi

Jake Tozer there’s 6 men. The original video of them dancing there’s 6 people dancing and the other 1 is leading them so a total of 7 people.

Wrong. The coffin-or, in this case, casket, is the Stand while the pallbearers and leader are its collective users.

Echoes! Three Freeze!

SASUGA AINZ-SAMA

@@marianxendor3974 no, he's freezing him with vampire powers

My dio used freeze, it’s super effective!

@@marianxendor3974 It looks like someone has skipped part 1 and 2

That's how za warudo works

That's the power of the world

Too bad kakyoin didnt use his ultimate move that would've one-shot him... the power.... of the... almighty... EmArALd CoCk

TAKE THIS DIO!! EMARALD COCK 3RD FORM!!! 50 METER EMARALD CUM!!!!

No one can just deflect the emerald splash.

Ah so D4C

That's kinda racist tbh

@@iam-retarded-but take my weird ass shield puppy sif, it'll protect you from...URBAN VIOLENCE

Of course someone had to make this joke about a race thing because "oh oh he's talking about a black, dude he's racist"

@Cloud9 yes

At least you're still "a head" of him

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA funni juke

Boku no hero theories jkf dang

Father?

Wait wasn't that Johnathan's body?

*COFFIN PLATINUM*

@@Delta_mmt I started laughing when I saw that

@@Yuri-qd7yy thank you very much

ZA WARUDO!!!

🦀🦀Dio is gone🦀🦀

I never was gone And never will be

Well yes but what about his curses to the family and his followers like Pucci

HOLY SHITTTTTT

@@kianalvizo6407 OOOHHHH MYYY GOOOOOD!

Yo this is a real video I shit you not

Imagine, they have Zucchero’s head out but his bodies in the coffin, and Buccellati, Abbacchio, Giorno, and Trish do the coffin dance while the torture dance trio does their thing.

KONO POWAA DA ?!!

*totally xD*

I mean technically he did show up in A coffin... Sadly not carried by the four horsemen of epic funerals but still.

@@ShuTheIdiot Yeah, there were 3 of them, and they were all slaughtered by DIO.

@@Cheezyfist they were killed because they left the fourth one in the coast.

@@goldensans5893 xd

u thought it was funny valentine but it was me KONO DIO DA

@@MCPEAnthony Impossible

You are a beautiful human

@@joshuaowens2418 I agree

Mr.Worldwide

The : World

Isn't Astronomia a Russian song ?

You mean DIO I mean It was me DIO Wrrrrrryyyyyyyyy Ther is two

I wish I was the guy in the coffin

I could animate this

@@AymenZero *do it*

The song is meh

@@raptorgod77 how dare you.

Yeh,I started watching the jojo series today :3

Stone Coffin*

I was coughing the whole time I was reading this

*Suicidal Tendency

오 한국인이다

corpse ocean

VirusOmq the old dude back right must be Smokey

Pucci isn't carrying the coffin, otherwise he'd be crying profusely.

Funny because there are only two black characters in Jojos

@@obuIisk with pocoloco are three

Smokey,Avdol,Pucci Pocoloco

In a parallel universe, the Pillar Men are replaced by the Coffin Men

Cringe

THIS IS THE POWER OF OUR STAND! ASTRONOMIC COFFIN!

@@marriamnaveed305 just. No.

Cringe.

There are six, actually

@@saintayoto6968 Yeah

The 6 black men have blood of titan Atlas coursing through their veins, since they are holding up weight of ｢The World｣ on their shoulders. Also they cannot be frozen in time, as death can never be stopped.

@@silver1340 that's a badass stand

Silver did you just pull out a double reference?

Terrible thing is, there's actually 6 people carrying the coffin, exactly how many pokemon you'd carry

Lee How is that terrible?

Ironic

Nadia :3 Because the opposing Battle Brawler forgot the rules of Yugioh and attacked the trainers life points directly

que dijiste no se ingles

Lmao

Same here

Fax 😂

I thought i was the only one who always sees him

Yeah haven't seen yet in a while

they're in jump force..... dunno if that counts

There were games but some were on the SNES and the others were just fighters.

What about jojo eyes over heaven

That's part of the fighter genre.

Heritage for the future Pitter patter pop Eyes of heaven Diamond records Stardust shooters All Star Battle

But diavolo become dio

Diavolo dies from dio. Ez cannon

CameronBallZ don’t forget it giving the people super strange and durability so that can put the enemy’s in the coffin themselves

Yes

Dio. Box. Yes.

What banger? T The kono DIO da thing?

Because its a banger

Because its art

because why not lol

Why not?

Za hand

What your not died no I had a dream about my brother I followed him but he told my to go back

The villan got f***ed

Lol that’s literally the climax of Persona 4

the okayest excuse me, is that a motherfucking JoJo reference?!?!?

CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Kakyoin!!

Brando's Bizarre Adventure

Such a missed opportunity

*A N D I G G Y D A N C I N G O N T O P*

Soviet Union can’t because avdol and kakyoin and polnareff died same with Joseph and jotaro

MMO frog iggy is also dead

@@lionobama1397 bruh, iggy is still alive if avdol is alive.

Dont worry bro ive read the dbs manga and he does indeed go ui

wrong franchise but ight

Vladimir Djuric you know what i meant

No its trash

@@II_CONcep_II dragon ball is amazing

Coffin platinum was a scary stand