Colleen’s hi video but every truth speeds the video up and every lie slows it down. 

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colleen ballinger - hi. (slowed + reverb) 🥀⛓

The slowing and speeding up makes it sound more like a song than just strumming C the whole time lol

would've loved a slow down after "im not a groomer" followed by a speed up after "im just a loser"

i love how at the beginning it speeds up after she says “you guys having fun” 😭😭

This video made me realize her foundation isn't the right tone. Right shade, wrong tone

I’m surprised it’s not longer 🤨

this will find the right audience, i have faith.

someone FCd her apology on guitar hero too 😭😭

"I would never make a mistake like that"-👹👹

the fact that it's longer than the original speaks for itself

It went from slowed + reverb to nightcore real fast

love how when she says "i wont survive in the crash", it speeds up 😭

the speedup after her saying "my reputation's deceased" rly got me ☠️

“you guys havin fun?” followed by it speeding up had my crying 😭😭

I'm glad to hear the demons in her voice. 😂

BTW you do find her videos on youtube kids and she’s collaborated with multiple kids channels as miranda sings so she wasn’t actually ever listed as PG-13

Well I guess when she said “manipulation station” she was technically correct…. Because she manipulated children

Lmao her singing is even better when its so slow you cant understand it 💀💀💀💀

This'll hit the algorithm, just wait

Bruv 😭 IM SORRY BUT THE SLOWING DOWN AND SPEEDING UP, AND WHY THATBLONG ASS PAUSE 6:52 7:00 BRO 7:13 not again SHE NEEDS TO STOP THE PAUSING IN HER DAMN "HI" SONG 8:05 ITS KILLING ME 💔 8:22 THE NEXT TIME SHE SAYS TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN 😡 9:01 9:13 WHY SHE STARTIN AGAIN 9:49 WOAAAHAHAH 9:56 WHY IS SHE STILL TALKING 😭😭😭 10:31" AND HELP THEM TO GROOOOW" 10:51 "WHAT DO IK FUXK ME RIGHT" 💀

Don't mind me commenting to boost the algorithm 😊

“You guys having fun?” *speeds up*

Okay but I love how she says "monetize their demise" yet litterally is selling this song like girl what

😖tie me to the 🕸️ tracks and harrass 🥀 me for my past ⛓️ was the best lyric fr, why’d it sound good 😭-

the fact that this is 11 minutes long says smth 😭

i swear she made the tune so catchy on purpose ughhhHhHGGh

not the way the video is LONGR than her original video

Who wants to board the toxic gossip train?

trust this will hit the right audience

5:30 sounds like a vent channel animation audio

it would be better it it was the other way, it slows down every truth and every lie it speeds up

the fart joke was litterlay about a fart r2ping her and josh :(

“you can kindly let them know and let them grow” js like u should’ve let those kids grow first…

0:58 at least she hit that note perfectly in this better than the original 💀

HER FACE IS SO SCARY AFTER THE 'I do feel like sh*t' 7:58

at some point she sounds like a guy 💀

I can see the void in her eyes…

The fact that the speed ebbs and flows this much made something click. The worst part is that this song is an amazing way to combat cancel culture on the internet, but Colleen used it in the WRONG context!

The manipulation station should have been a speed up. She's definitely manipulating her audience in this video.

I like how when she said “you guys having fun?” It sped up LMAO

ts gonna go viral fr

Omfgggg I am absolutely cackling at this edit 😂😂

i like how after the first few words it just becomes an edit

Thank you for sacrificing your mental health for our entertainment.

This is hideously, delightfully, chaotic. Beautiful.

"toxic gossop train"

This is amazing

the slowest parts could be part of a horror movie

You should have sped it up at 4:18😂

Im gonna need a breakdown of this 😭😭

"today i only wanna talk about the facts' *slows*

I'm still baffled that she thought this was a good idea.

Just the video doesn’t speed up lol

the length tells you all you need to know

Better than the original 🔥

we need the lowest speed!

This is genius 🤣

THIS WHOLE VIDEO IS AMAZING.

lel

im surprised she didnt sound like a whale at the end tho lmao

This is art lol

LMAOOO

here before it gets viral

I'm surprised she told more truths than lies, even if half of the truths were stuff she repeated

Here before viral

this is so silly 🤭

This is beautiful mate I'm laughing and so happy lol😂😂😂😂

here within the first 500 views

4:31 sounds like something that would be in like an old creepypasta from 2015

HELP SHE STARED TO SOUND LIKE GOLDEN FREDDY 💀💀💀💀

this is has to find the right audience (it already has 🙏)

I’m not caught up what did she apologize abt

thank you

shit got me giggling fr

The fact the video is 11 minutes 💀

this is amazing lmao

The algorithm comments oml

BIZARRE

here in the first 25 comments

we love to hear her inner demons🥰

Watching it in 2x speed is a treat 😭😆

Watching this while waiting on an actual train that arrived at the first “TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN”

tell me why she sounded like patrick star at the end 💀💀💀

this is gold

Got to it accidentally and firstly thought it's something weird. But now I think I got it - people ask who is this person, a man or a woman, and this is the answer to it. This person is showing that it doesn't matter if it is a man or a woman, all people are the same. And I find it cool! Thumb up!

83rd comment, i domt even know what else to say, this is so funny

This is gonna be like an hour💀

Absolutely love this

idk how to feel about the implication that “she did some things [we] don’t like in her past” is a lie

I love this 💀

Some of the things she said are put as truth when they are lies and there was a bit where the audio was all over the place and then the audio didn't match up with the video and it just really bothered me

"You don't care?" *speeds up*