Colonel Maybourne wants it less cryptic 

Daniel, the only one in the room that is genuinely interested in the bio-research lab

"In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you" "That's interesting...". 😅

Teal'c sense of humor has always been my favorite kind: honest, straight to the point insinuations of horrible death.

"There are no alien life forms in Area 51" Teal'c: Indeed

Maybourne got some great development we went from loving to hate him to just loving him.

What made this show great, it wasn’t always just going into other planets but you had to frequently deal with the earth based drama of the military governments politics corruption and then when aliens get thrown into the mix it gives it its own flavour

Loved how right at the end Judge was trying so hard not to bust up, but he couldn't stop that smirky grin from creeping onto his face.

Cheeky smile there from Teal'c haha

Huh. I was about to make a comment but I scrolled down and found I already had, ~2 years ago.

How does Christopher Judge not break out laughing in every take?

THUMBS UP FOR DISMEMBERMENT!

I love those little looks they share at the end there

Maybourne was not an evil person. Misguided perhaps, uninformed without a doubt, self important for sure, but not evil. If you really watch, he was always trying to do what he honestly thought was best to insure the safety and security his country and his planet, even if he had to bend the rules to do it. Okay, maybe his country first, but he was career military. As the series went on, he grew, learned and eventually he and Jack even became reluctant allies when the need arose. Jack even seemed to give Maybourne a certain grudging respect, if not complete trust, at the end. That change and growth was why Maybourne was one of my favorite semi-regular characters in the series. As someone else posted, "He went from being the character you loved to hate to the character you hated to love."

I love Daniel's "Ok, that just happened" in the background.

Is it just me, or did Teal'c look just a _little_ bit smug at how clearly unnerved Maybourne looked at the end there?

Teal'c: In my culture I would be well within my rights to dismember you O'Neill: I'm not going to stop you

If Teal'c says he's gonna dismember you he will.Literally.

0:41 Some people might call this a death threat... but it's not: it's just cultural exchange!

22 years already. Amazing.

Always, ALWAYS love Teal'c.

I love that Teal’c just states that he had the right to harm him if he was back home and then just let’s that statement sit there between them. No threats or violence just a subtle “be glad I’m playing by your rules”

I love Tealc. I miss Stargate SG1

They all only have to give a look and you know. Priceless.

Of course it hasn't been active, it's made of _plastic_ "for crying out loud".

No wonder Christopher Judge got cast as Kratos.

Teal'c's Jolly Jaffa Factoid of the Day. "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you"

Teal'c doing his damnedest not to grin! LOL

Teal'c gives a clear statement of threatless intimidation, casually walks out of sight, and then without notice takes up a position from where he could either restrain a fleeing Maybourne or attack an aggressive Maybourne. Protecting his team all along.

The contempt that literally drips from Jacks lips when he says Maybourne’s name.

"Is this where you're keeping the little green men." You'd figure O'Neill would remember that they were grayish purple, not green.

Gotta live Teal'c! "In my culture, it would be within my right to dismember you." Blunt and to the point!

The guy leading Jack into the lab eventually ended up being 2nd in command of the SGC from season 8 onward

Ok, I think I'm gonna watch the whole show again

Maybourne "Teal'c, its good to see you well." Teal'c "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you." Maybourne "Well... thats interesting." Jack "And a little bit frightening it sounds like, is that piss dripping I hear"

He nearly got dismembered by Kratos 😎

2x14 touchstone, btw

Teal'c's head sticker looks like it's sliding down his head.

Lol, I love how Tel’c is trying so hard to keep a straight face at the end 🤣🤣🤣

Colonel Maybourne really had one of the best character developments in the show

Never seen Teal'c this smug while on a mission.

They were playing with Maybourne all along... :)

Wright-Patterson is where the little green men are kept. Everybody knows that.

O'Neill doesn't even use Maybourne's rank when addressing him 😂

Major Reynolds becomes a solid team leader one day.

the guy who wrote teal'c lines took "savage" in the area of "punchline but ain't racism in fact" even talking about a man from really far away. And the actor was really good. few lines, but he nailed it

Oh Teal’c wasn’t joking if he could enact revenge without losing his place on SG-1 he would

Anyone else notice Major Reynolds? Later to become Colonel Reynolds leader of one of the sg teams

keep your friends close keep your enemies closer

0:57 the look of "I'm not helping you"

I just hate that Teal'c never got a militairy rank on Tau'ri! I mean: Come on! He's been part of your army for years! He's been a valuable asset every day and he's performed heroics at least weely! How has he not been given a rank?!

Dismember him Teal'c! Do it

Tilk holding a smile is pure

Good loom, Teal'c.

Huh...a bio lab on tv that looks...sort of like a bio lab.

:40-early Kratos audition!

@1:45 Dr Daniel Jackson with the phone in line... his mouth does not even move!

Aww and I came here for the dismemberment!

Am I the only one that actually misses Maybourne? he was actually really a good character (in what he did that is)

Trust but confirm

Holy ADR, Dr Jackson

Somewhere in the building are a couple of Asgard bodies. I wonder if they ever got returned home?

O'neall's smug look when Teal'c threatens Maybourne XD

1.1 and 22 ⭐ Thanks

Teal'c's smirk at 2:08.

*stay in character*

1:44 Was his lines put on post-production? His mouth doesn't mouth while saying: "How's the second stargate been activated?"

U got a dog! :D

Hey Reynolds

lol Gotta love Teal'c

Gold Teal'c

@1:44 His mouth isn't moving lol.

1:45 danny boy's face isn't moving... but he's speaking...

Guys - I don't think Teal'c was joking. The only question would be what order he would dismember him. If he took the head last, Colonel Maybourne would have to watch and feel the removal of his other appendages. Head first would be kinder. And quieter.

Ok I want a bit fast on that one

Sure

Teal'c: Master of the resting "I'm gonna stomp ya bitch ass" face.

daniel's lips aren,t even moving... or it's the bad quality making a mess at 1:43

I love the change Maybourne goes through as the series progresses. A piece of shit that is so easy to hate turning into a likeable occasional guest.

well within his rights

Everyone wants a t'ealc.

Maybourne, the guy that we loved to hate.

mind r bis mr.mourdock.

0:35 Why would Teal'c be "well within [his] rights to dismember" someone, for referring to Teal'c being well.

@ 1:44 can daniel talk without moving his lips? I think he can.

why is jackson all the way at the end of the lab.

🤔 Actually, why? As in, why _don't_ they have aliens in there?

I have a suspicion all the gates are made of plastic

can we count Teal'c as a alien he just one of the descendants of humans taken by the goa'uld from earth eons ago the larva would count

That's sure looks like maybornes son to me.

😄👨‍✈️👍

Do you whorship 50 cent?

Forgive me, but I’ve always had a sneaking admiration for Colonel may born in the end was the bag I don’t know what is the good guy I don’t know I think he was an OK guy.