Come Dine With Meme 

Back to the British daytime TV. Had a blast making this one, hope you enjoy x

"i'm a retired bloody caravan"

"What do you do?" "I'm a g-guy" "I'm a retired bloody caravan!"

“I don’t think any of the guests have had lamb before unless they dined in a restaurant” had me crying

''I do not even eat food''

"Ravioli, ravioli, wherefort art thou jerked chicken?"

It’s no wonder Vanessa is the oldest caravan salesman if she’s been talking since she was small

“It’s also home to the nation’s oldest caravan saleswoman, Vanessa Mitchell” love it 😂😂😂

There's nothing worse than a wonky sausage

"Your grandmother's really good looking" A strong start, James.

i’m from Colchester and i can confirm that it actually isn’t in Britain

Chopped lamb is slowly baked in lamb, that's known as lamb in some places

Momo's Whipped Salmon Dishcloth recipe ingredients: 50ml single cream 2 eggs 100ml double cream Half a can of whipped cream A chopstick Parmesan cheese 100ml milk Flaked salmon filet Coffee filters A clean dishcloth £1000 Bake for £1000 in a caravan

I too am a retired caravan!

"Fine wine, fine cars, fine tart"

Ideas - - Total Wipeout - Great British Bake Off - Dragon’s Den - Four In A Bed - Ninja Warrior - X Factor - Britain’s Got Talent - Hole In The Wall (god I loved that program) - Gogglebox - you did BBC News so why not ITV News? or Channel 4 News? more news parodies pls - The Circle - Five Gold Rings I think it’s called? - The Last Leg - Child Genius I think it’s called lmao - Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old - The Voice okay I give up on thinking of things

*I do not even eat food* *I'm a retired bloody caravan*

If I had the money I’d full time employ this man to make videos all day

Ravioli, ravioli, where for art thou?... Jerk chicken....😂😂😂😂

She spoons her cheesy fishy mix into £1000 and bakes

More comprehensible than a normal episode of come dine with me

"I paid £5 for an outfit" oh me too

“cHopPeD lAmb iS sLoWlY bAkEd iN lAmb, ThAtS kNoWn aS lAmB iN pOsH pLaCeS”

"what's the most extravagant thing you've ever bought?" "oh most extravagant? i paid £5 for an outfit."

Can you do this with child genius? That would be hilarious Edit: or dragons den

he's cooking his beef in the spooky house again. AHHHHH.

It's plain Like the rain Just like me mother told me. That poem brings tears to my eyes 😢

"It's plain like the rain, just like my mother told me" * Clapping * *SHUSH*

Chopped lamb that’s slowly baked in lamb *That’s known as lamb in posh places*

I only want to be around NARNIA

i’m a retired *bloody caravan*

Ravioli Ravioli Wherefore art thou, Jerk Chicken?

now THIS is how i like to spend my tuesday afternoon...

"What Maurice means is he's cooking his beef in the spooky house again." I'M SCREAMING! 😂

You should have over a million subs👏🏾 your content is gold

Fking hilarious , super underrated account 😂

I’m a retired bloody caravan

“Ravioli ravioli where for art thou... JeRk ChIcKeN” omg I’m rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this makes come dine with me even better 😂😂😂😂

"last night was... just a bit rubbish" im gonna improve by... just being better in general"

What would have been great is when he said "What's the most extravagant thing you've ever bought?" "A BLOODY CARAVAN"

It's plain like the rain, Just like my mother told me.

3:20 "It's plain like the rain, just like my mother told me" * Audience claps * *Shush!*

Most underrated youtuber.

*mY nAmEs vaNesSa WeLcoMe tO mY hoUsE*

hoping for an eggheads one soon. hopefully as good as HAPAX LEGOMENON!

1:37 Nearly spat my cereal out.

I’m so happy you uploaded again these keep me going omg

"I only want to be around Narnia" -Caravan moraine

“What Maurice means is that he’s cooking his beef in the spooky house again”

“I don’t even eat food” I don’t know why but that made me laugh hysterically

“you’re actually dining in Great Britain”

“What do you do?” “I’m a retired bloody caravan” Lmao 😂😂

"I started writing this book 3 days ago"

I LMFAO at this, excellent work. @RU-vid why tf are you only recommending this to me now???

Personally, I would’ve gone for “Come Die With Me”

I'm from Colchester and its claim to be in Britain is a valid one.

'ravioli ravioli, wherefort art thou' - maurice grant, caravan coach

Very funny 😂 Always love when you upload, and cheers me up. The effort you put in these is great

0:54 Vanessa peels her WASPS

“She spoons her cheesy fishy mix into the thousand pound prize and bakes”

“She spoons her cheesy fishy mix into a £1000”

2:19 For his dessert, Michael melts chocolate and a rack of lamb. He beats eggs and sugar and mixes everything together before finally adding *GOOSE FAT.*

this is the most british humour i’ve ever seen and i fucking love it

This is the most British ytp channel ever

he’s cooking his beef in the spooky house *again*

I do not even eat food Vanessa peels her wasps Some died in this exact room we're eating now I'm a retired bloody caravan

'Vanessa peels her wasps' thank god for that! I hate when the wasps still have their shells on

“Flaked Cooked Salmon Is Added As Well As Coffee Filters And A Clean Dishcloth”

I aspire to be a retired caravan preparing peeled wasps for my guests. Sounds like a casual.sceme in a Shyamalan film 😂

“Im a retired bloody caravan” ….

These Are always really funny

1:39 I think I know who was really behind the momo challenge

Another great video mate. I know you did fake news recrntly, but I think good morning Britain could be pretty interesting!

This is brilliant 😂 could you do Homes Under The Hammer next? 😂

What a legend you are for making this haha !!! 😂😂 just SUBSCRIBED!!!

"I don't think any of my guests would have had lamb before, unless they've dined at a, er, restaurant."

Is it just me that belly laughs at this lmao

James u make me laugh. Keep up the good content.

the intro is iconic

You have all the grace of a reversing dump truck with no tyres on

“maurice is cooking in the spooky house again”

momo whisks single cream, eggs double cream, whipped cream, a chopstick, parmesan and milk. flaked cooked salmon is added along with coffee filters and a clean dishcloth.

I’ve never been to Colchester, but it appears that they like their caravans.

I'm writing vines and memes on my birthday balloons for my party this year and "What Maurice means is he's cooking his beef in the spooky house again" is definitely going on one 😂

"what do you do?" "I'm a guy" "What do you do?" "I'm a retired bloody caravan!"

"Momo, what do you do?" *turns off video instantly*

Flaked salmon is added aswell as coffee filters and a clean dish cloth 😂😂😂😂😂

"My most extravagant purchase is lots of men" 😂

Worked in some self promo in a YTP, insane

Ravioli ravioli, where art thou *JERK CHICKEN*

omg the SHUSH had me crying

As soon as I saw that room I had a feeling that some static caravans had died there.

They did a YTP on this called ‘Come Dine with Me’

All it takes is a little bit of sentence mixing and any conversation is funny 😂

God, you're so good at what you do, your sentence mixing is fucking hilarious

“Glamorous caravan Maureen Powell” “I only want to be around Narnia” I died laughing 😂😂

Oh no Maurice is cooking his beef in the spooky house again...

1:39 What do you do? *im a retired bloody caravan!*

I can’t remember Colchester having that many caravans

“Chopped lamb is slowly baked in *LAMB* , that’s known as lamb in posh places...”