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@TwainP
@TwainP 5 лет назад
"There are now half a million cop cars on the Fiesta's tail But this driver has no intention to commit crime"
@FarmYardGaming
@FarmYardGaming 5 лет назад
SEEMS LEGIT
@finnnnnnnn1258
@finnnnnnnn1258 5 лет назад
Nice profile pic
@Zakariya01
@Zakariya01 5 лет назад
Did he steal McDonalds
@thegdpwhytea439
@thegdpwhytea439 5 лет назад
twain, get off here boy
@EukyrozGaming
@EukyrozGaming 5 лет назад
Omfg I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kangamooo
@kangamooo 5 лет назад
I love how it's not just completely random and you manage to maintain little subnarratives.
@schlongmaster7501
@schlongmaster7501 5 лет назад
penis
@scalpingsnake
@scalpingsnake 5 лет назад
That's why it's good. It's not completely random.
@venusinblurs9430
@venusinblurs9430 5 лет назад
That's how you tell the difference between a good and a bad ytp. Random wacky edits =\= funny, unless there's a truly unique catch/effect.
@Ryan-wg3ej
@Ryan-wg3ej 5 лет назад
Kangamooo115 £70m fine and 80 years inside for driving a fiesta
@kasparlaughtland9599
@kasparlaughtland9599 5 лет назад
@@Ryan-wg3ej 2 hours unpayed work and £15 fine for assaulting 110 police officers. That's how mafia works
@kaybee071
@kaybee071 4 года назад
“He is showing signs of killing his mum and smells strongly of Bradford” 😂😂😂
@danielholoweckyj9098
@danielholoweckyj9098 4 года назад
Gotta be the most British sentence I've ever heard.
@jamesappleyard7459
@jamesappleyard7459 4 года назад
If Bradford had a smell what would it be?😂🤣
@aubyyyy
@aubyyyy 4 года назад
Benefits and WKD Blu
@benflanagan8584
@benflanagan8584 4 года назад
@@jamesappleyard7459 chip shop oil
@mrbachittarsingh9243
@mrbachittarsingh9243 4 года назад
James Appleyard curry
@yourejustchildish2554
@yourejustchildish2554 4 года назад
“He could still be charged for driving without a firearm” That was very American
@nolibtard6023
@nolibtard6023 3 года назад
There’s one city that actually requires guns carried around
@jakemitchell7786
@jakemitchell7786 3 года назад
@@nolibtard6023 Isn't that in Svalbard because of the polar bears?
@nolibtard6023
@nolibtard6023 3 года назад
@@jakemitchell7786 or Kennesaw GA
@-SUM1-
@-SUM1- 5 лет назад
"Arrested under suspicion of behaving rather strangely" HAHAHA
@Mietas2
@Mietas2 5 лет назад
Yeah, that would warrant A LOT of arrests across England xD
@jamesfield1674
@jamesfield1674 5 лет назад
Don't think that was edited
@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb
@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb 5 лет назад
I mean it's not the dumbest thing somebody's been arrested for lol
@tinystalker1821
@tinystalker1821 4 года назад
James Field it sounds edited
@bjoe385
@bjoe385 4 года назад
I can no longer go out in public in fear of getting collared by just James and the rest of the Yorkshire police constabulary.
@FergusGriggs
@FergusGriggs 5 лет назад
"With the police helicopter busy searching for Mcdonalds" absolute gold mate
@philmitchell1843
@philmitchell1843 5 лет назад
HDMI Cable fit like a prostitute
@fxckitzkxn1823
@fxckitzkxn1823 5 лет назад
shish XD
@urban_fox_cub_urbex
@urban_fox_cub_urbex 5 лет назад
Magic mushroom training
@harveyatkinson9511
@harveyatkinson9511 5 лет назад
It was so smooth too 😂
@onyxowl70
@onyxowl70 5 лет назад
GET ME THAT FUCKN MACCIES M8
@StupidNSimplesns
@StupidNSimplesns 5 лет назад
"The man is arrested under suspicion of behaving rather strangely" That was incredibly british
@IrishGuysScarf
@IrishGuysScarf 4 года назад
Still on the lookout for the man with the offensive weapons. I wonder what those weapons did to offend?
@sumvs5992
@sumvs5992 4 года назад
@@IrishGuysScarf joke about a nazi pug
@like-icecream
@like-icecream 4 года назад
yeah can't tell if edited or not
@MrEdrftgyuji
@MrEdrftgyuji 4 года назад
@@sumvs5992 You got a loicence for that joke mate?
@zorxtom7803
@zorxtom7803 3 года назад
among us be like
@adamc6915
@adamc6915 5 лет назад
80 years in prison and Fined 70 million pounds had me literally crying 😂
@WolfgangvonHam
@WolfgangvonHam 4 года назад
That’s what you get for driving a Ford Fiesta
@ryanlewington6
@ryanlewington6 4 года назад
I'm selling mine tomorrow. I really don't want to get fined like that
@nostalgiaof98
@nostalgiaof98 4 года назад
Pretty much the equivalent of driving a Commodore in Australia
@Crazy_killer-qm8ju
@Crazy_killer-qm8ju 4 года назад
Then 106 police and like £15 fine
@Crazy_killer-qm8ju
@Crazy_killer-qm8ju 4 года назад
@@ryanlewington6 buy a miata instead (mazda mx5) they cheap and fun to drive
@iwasamistake1
@iwasamistake1 5 лет назад
Assaulting 110 officers - 2 Hours unpaid work and a £15 fine. Driving a Ford fiesta 80 years + £70,000,000 fine. xD
@FarmYardGaming
@FarmYardGaming 5 лет назад
Seems legit!
@TheOriginalElkstone
@TheOriginalElkstone 5 лет назад
England is a crazy place
@wb8211
@wb8211 5 лет назад
Its injustice, £70,000,000 for driving a fiesta... We demand a minimum fine of at least £1,000,000,000 for commiting such a horrible crime.
@GarethPW
@GarethPW 5 лет назад
I also watched the video.
@albond
@albond 5 лет назад
@Sum Boi *Fiestas. You do not need an apostrophe to pluralise "Fiesta", or any other car name or word for that matter. Smh
@kylesewell7794
@kylesewell7794 5 лет назад
He smells strongly of Bradford 😂
@alic-c
@alic-c 5 лет назад
Coke and smoke
@L14M
@L14M 5 лет назад
So he smells of Curry and body odour 😂
@sm0g-810
@sm0g-810 5 лет назад
Weed honestly go up great Horton road. So many people hotboxing their cars
@ohiosooki6049
@ohiosooki6049 5 лет назад
@@L14M and shit 💩
@Gg-qx3vo
@Gg-qx3vo 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@WestleyNash
@WestleyNash 4 года назад
“North Yorkshire’s Magic Mushroom Team” 😂
@GooseWaffe
@GooseWaffe 4 года назад
Westley Nash it sounded rly good aswell x d
@Mr_Makina
@Mr_Makina 4 года назад
If only the police handed them out, we fucking need them at the minute lmao
@agrarianrevolution1259
@agrarianrevolution1259 3 года назад
Yeah the cops could help pickers to find the right shrooms. It can be dodgy if you get the wrong’uns.
@Gunzee
@Gunzee 3 года назад
I want to be part of that team.
@swmltrainspotting
@swmltrainspotting 3 года назад
Sounded smooth
@iCrackr
@iCrackr 5 лет назад
“The driver who took his mums car for a spin pleaded guilty with intent to supply McDonalds” 😭😂😂😂
@fredstead5652
@fredstead5652 4 года назад
He can still be charged for driving without a firearm
@coraldiamond1922
@coraldiamond1922 4 года назад
iCrackr with any luck he will tell those helicopter pilots were to find one.
@bewisoffical
@bewisoffical 4 года назад
He was just trying to help the police helicopter
@jackuk2700
@jackuk2700 4 года назад
LOL
@BossySwan
@BossySwan 4 года назад
Mcburglar
@C__Kei
@C__Kei 5 лет назад
*Bradford* *has* *one* *of* *the* *highest* *rates* *of* *men* *in* *Yorkshire*
@miaclarkwebb
@miaclarkwebb 5 лет назад
They are encouraging people to be women
@Class380Fan
@Class380Fan 5 лет назад
Oh yeah yeah
@ohiosooki6049
@ohiosooki6049 5 лет назад
Magic mushrooms team 🤣
@Gg-qx3vo
@Gg-qx3vo 5 лет назад
@Ethan Ansell 😂😂😂😂😂
@BossySwan
@BossySwan 5 лет назад
Nobody can see the women as they’re all hidden under black cloth
@JohnHolywell
@JohnHolywell 5 лет назад
“Headed full speed at 40 miles an hour James’ skill as a drug dealer is tested to the maximum” These vids are so genius!
@chesterlester5770
@chesterlester5770 4 года назад
John H 500th like
@hydrorex5644
@hydrorex5644 4 года назад
I’m gonna show this to my American friend and tell them this is the uk
@pgre
@pgre 4 года назад
oop
@rhyl9100
@rhyl9100 4 года назад
It pretty much is
@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642
@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@studebaker4217
@studebaker4217 3 года назад
You will need to do a lot of explaining!
@mredmond8393
@mredmond8393 4 года назад
"assaulting 110 police officers" was sentenced to 2 hours unpaid work and fined 15 pounds. Sounds about right for Britain
@TheGameware
@TheGameware 4 года назад
As opposed to the lad who drove a ford fiesta and got fined 70 million quid + 80 years jail time
@jackuk2700
@jackuk2700 4 года назад
Kevin O'Rilley Sadly it does sound like Britain’s justice system
@brodieclamp5090
@brodieclamp5090 4 года назад
@@TheGameware sounds about right for the UK.
@vp5
@vp5 4 года назад
@Top Lobster did the cop request compensation payment through the court?
@sumvs5992
@sumvs5992 4 года назад
Diane Abbott's son: just a regular tuesday for me
@idot3331
@idot3331 5 лет назад
80 years for driving a ford fiesta 2 hours unpaid work and a £15 fine for assaulting 110 officers seems about right
@AlexBallMusic
@AlexBallMusic 5 лет назад
You can drive a Ford Fiesta but only with a police Escort.
@FarmYardGaming
@FarmYardGaming 5 лет назад
I see what you did there.
@xVwraithVx
@xVwraithVx 5 лет назад
i don’t know which bit of that comment to focus on
@isaacsrandomvideos667
@isaacsrandomvideos667 5 лет назад
But cops don't use Ford escorts anymore..
@byronchavarria4954
@byronchavarria4954 5 лет назад
Alex Ball That’s For Ford Explorer Police Interceptor Utility
@hakbak3991
@hakbak3991 5 лет назад
And that escort requires at least a million police cars
@nathanJordannath89
@nathanJordannath89 4 года назад
Driving a Ford Fiesta: 80 years in prison Stabbing someone to death: 2 months in prison
@MrEdrftgyuji
@MrEdrftgyuji 4 года назад
That bit is surprisingly accurate as far as British justice goes.
@scraggerson
@scraggerson 3 года назад
i cant imagine the sick minds that drive a fiesta
@BoboDoboRobo
@BoboDoboRobo 3 года назад
When Jeremy Clarkson is Prime Minister
@tay83333
@tay83333 3 года назад
Driving a ford fiesta is far worse than death
@JonathonBonjovious
@JonathonBonjovious 3 года назад
you mean 2 hours unpaid work
@daiizea
@daiizea 5 лет назад
*The driver is doing 30 in a 30mph zone, and is showing signs of killing his mum*
@Adam7ep
@Adam7ep 3 года назад
😂😂
@lovablescum
@lovablescum 5 лет назад
"2 lads in tears. Successful job"
@fynnla.e
@fynnla.e 4 года назад
*not edited*
@Leo-ex9hc
@Leo-ex9hc 5 лет назад
My brother still has a Ford Fiesta in the West Yorkshire area despite the ban. I'd like to urge any officers reading this to take immediate action. I'm fearful to do anything myself as I don't know how he may react, but someone needs to put an end to it. I'm begging you.
@buttonscasper
@buttonscasper 5 лет назад
Leo 😂😂😂
@mistakenmustashe1668
@mistakenmustashe1668 5 лет назад
me dads mum dad has a ford feiwst buat we lievw in hwumberside so.,..... screw dat
@ben.taylor
@ben.taylor 5 лет назад
Your brother can't be forgiven for this disgraceful crime against our once peaceful and now indefinitely changed civilisation
@Circuitssmith
@Circuitssmith 4 года назад
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a Ford Fiesta is a good guy with a Ford Fiesta.
@garethmcmeekin4273
@garethmcmeekin4273 4 года назад
Please return to us James we miss you
@edwardmoran1738
@edwardmoran1738 4 года назад
Yes please
@sidewayskiwikick2899
@sidewayskiwikick2899 4 года назад
“Half a million cop cars on the fiestas tail” I would pay money to see that 😂
@ethancarberry-holt3011
@ethancarberry-holt3011 3 года назад
America. Need I say more? Just go there.
@benjaminclements1650
@benjaminclements1650 3 года назад
Can you imagine the sound of all those sirens?
@Lucario0007
@Lucario0007 Год назад
@@benjaminclements1650you’d get to car 20 and go deaf
@jozef97
@jozef97 5 лет назад
Narrator: 'The teenagers are taken to the driver's mum's house, where the driver gets stiff goods.' Officer: 'Two lads in tears, successful job.' 😂😂
@lukeluke583
@lukeluke583 5 лет назад
i forgot what i was wayching for a second when i heard that the suspect had “run off to a local police station” and got confused as to why he’d be so stupid as to do that then i remembered what this was
@TheBanana93
@TheBanana93 5 лет назад
Fucking got me to haha genius video!
@parkerproductions4546
@parkerproductions4546 5 лет назад
I tuned out for a minute, heard "a man was arrested for behaving rather strangely", I was like "What?? The police can't do that!", then I remembered what I was watching lol
@sfbdgaming9881
@sfbdgaming9881 4 года назад
"Like searching for a needle in West Yorkshire" So incredibly easy then
@fynnla.e
@fynnla.e 3 года назад
Easier to find a needle than a nice car up there.
@DH-jy9tr
@DH-jy9tr 3 года назад
@@fynnla.e lmfao
@TheHalfLeft
@TheHalfLeft 2 года назад
@@fynnla.e or any car
@samjames6714
@samjames6714 4 года назад
I love how this video makes Ford Fiestas the ultimate crime. Like literally millions of police cars are going after one because it’s that much of a threat to humanity, and the driver was given 80 years in prison for it.
@shinydavidhowell
@shinydavidhowell 3 месяца назад
I guess we know why it got replaced by the Puma
@lordpendleton1998
@lordpendleton1998 5 лет назад
"fined £15" Thats a little harsh.
@mistakenmustashe1668
@mistakenmustashe1668 5 лет назад
more like £15,000,000 ovo Kain
@1Welshdylan
@1Welshdylan 5 лет назад
Unpaid work is always harsh
@TheMinecraftJockey
@TheMinecraftJockey 5 лет назад
You could get your self five £3 meal deals from Tescos for that, Jesus Christ. Where are the government using all this money?
@wb8211
@wb8211 5 лет назад
He didn’t even have a fiesta...
@byronchavarria4954
@byronchavarria4954 5 лет назад
ovo Kain $15 Not £15 No £¥€ Only $$$
@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022
@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 5 лет назад
"The driver is doing at least 30 in a 30 zone, is in danger of killing his mum and smells strongly of Bradford." Barely keeping it together to type that. Another slice of fried gold from Just James
@dissonantdreams
@dissonantdreams 4 года назад
PETER YOU’VE LOST THE NEWS!
@jackdavies7808
@jackdavies7808 4 года назад
13 in a 30
@schteeve4759
@schteeve4759 3 года назад
@@dissonantdreams Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan is my old account. You have no idea how many times people replied to me with "YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!". Always made me happy that so many got the reference.
@mezplays4558
@mezplays4558 4 года назад
*"The UK's network of nearly nine automatic number plate recognition cameras"*
@F4GRAPHICS
@F4GRAPHICS 2 года назад
"Two lads in tears, successful job" - refuses to elaborate, leaves
@mougmeduro7017
@mougmeduro7017 5 лет назад
‘There are now half a million cop cars on the Fiestas tail’
@ethancarberry-holt3011
@ethancarberry-holt3011 4 года назад
Take it you're a Doug fan...;...
@minemasterjake2
@minemasterjake2 4 года назад
Moug MeDuro best part by far 😂
@hoovenschmooven
@hoovenschmooven 4 года назад
"But this driver has no intention to commit crime."
@ebolarnator1794
@ebolarnator1794 4 года назад
Sounds like the ending to The Blues Brothers
@camdos3326
@camdos3326 4 года назад
Funny thing is there r only around 200k police officers in uk
@solaceon720
@solaceon720 5 лет назад
new lynx deodorant now you too can smell like bradford
@sockgoblin6606
@sockgoblin6606 5 лет назад
😂😂
@tommcmahon14
@tommcmahon14 5 лет назад
Curry and sweat edition
@memememegaming
@memememegaming 5 лет назад
Another new scent is crack and nitrous oxide.
@minemasterjake2
@minemasterjake2 4 года назад
Drives Ford Fiesta: 80 YEARS IN PRISON Assaults 110 police officers: 2 days unpaid work and fined £15
@MrEdrftgyuji
@MrEdrftgyuji 4 года назад
UK justice in a nutshell
@AurumUsagi
@AurumUsagi 3 года назад
Also £70m fine for driving a Ford Fiesta
@oZqdiac
@oZqdiac 2 года назад
2 hours*
@lukess.s
@lukess.s 5 лет назад
"It turns out he's just applied to join Bad Boys 3, and he's worried this incident will ruin his chances"
@birth-day
@birth-day 5 лет назад
Trying to find a bad Just James video can be like searching for a needle in West Yorkshire
@dallia1
@dallia1 5 лет назад
'He can still be charged for driving without a firearm' - Didn't know Bradford had suddenly become American
@daniel117100
@daniel117100 5 лет назад
lol theres loads of guns in bradford absolute shithole
@djwethat2679
@djwethat2679 5 лет назад
I'm from bradford and once I saw an idiot driving his car over a pedestrian crossing
@Jess-uo3tu
@Jess-uo3tu 5 лет назад
It was a really difficult drive because I’ve *done magic mushrooms while I sleep overnight in the middle of nowhere* and in the back of my mind I’m thinking everyday of the week *id rather take one in the face*
@skywolfx76
@skywolfx76 3 года назад
While I sleep in the bushes*
@LivvyHackett
@LivvyHackett 4 года назад
3:05 “2 lads in tears. Successful job.” I’ve watched this so many times and I never noticed this line!! Haha!
@moonwater444
@moonwater444 5 лет назад
Okay but 80 years in prison for driving a Ford fiesta 😂 😂 + a £70m fine 😂
@taylorsprigg
@taylorsprigg 5 лет назад
Soft Hearted it’s the usual for that mate
@moonwater444
@moonwater444 5 лет назад
@@taylorsprigg I've been so uninformed up until now..🙊😆
@landnanners2011
@landnanners2011 5 лет назад
It should have been the death penalty
@moonwater444
@moonwater444 5 лет назад
@@landnanners2011 🤣
@danieloneill6375
@danieloneill6375 5 лет назад
Thats only the minumum my mum got 500 years plus a 600 million pound fine..
@ryanstiff4014
@ryanstiff4014 5 лет назад
I wonder if Prince Phillip makes a cameo 🧐
@Blastingplane
@Blastingplane 5 лет назад
Phillip was just doing the birdbox challenge....
@Mary-cw1fz
@Mary-cw1fz 5 лет назад
Omfg. These comments 😂😂
@diabl2master
@diabl2master 5 лет назад
I'm sure he drives a Ford Fiesta the absolute criminal.
@ryanstiff4014
@ryanstiff4014 5 лет назад
OK most likes I've gotten for anything thanks peeps.
@s0md0g
@s0md0g 2 года назад
“The passenger has aroused the traffic cops.” “He always like that?”
@ink3988
@ink3988 2 года назад
my favourite just james trope is cutting off ''hundreds', thousands', and 'millions' off the ends of numbers
@SuperJakeybakey
@SuperJakeybakey 5 лет назад
Didn’t expect Traffic Cops. This one is done really well. The splicing up of the speech is so smooth and sounds as if it could be from the actual programme. 👍 Admittedly, the voiceover is easier to work with due to it always being the same tone, but nonetheless, the jokes that were created were very clever.
@JustJamesOfficial
@JustJamesOfficial 5 лет назад
Thanks mate! Definitely easier with the presenter voiceover, you're right there!
@madsanity2827
@madsanity2827 5 лет назад
"but the passenger has *aroused* the officers" 😂😂😂
@silkmentilidie9177
@silkmentilidie9177 4 года назад
The passenger has aroused the traffic cops. It turns out he’s just applied to join Bad Boys 3 😂
@Journey_to_who_knows
@Journey_to_who_knows 3 года назад
The teenagers are taken to the drivers mums house where the driver gets stiff goods uwu
@scoringstingray
@scoringstingray 2 года назад
"West Yorkshire's Magic Mushrooms Team" 🤣
@LiamBushrod
@LiamBushrod 5 лет назад
"and smells strongly of *Bradford*"
@mattybuttersable
@mattybuttersable 5 лет назад
It is a very strong smell
@yoshikfireball
@yoshikfireball 5 лет назад
Damn, who knew the Yorkshire police were all about Ford Fiestas supplying to McDonald’s... ever since Elon Musk’s rocket destroyed the Yorkshire Dales they’ve all been a bit cuckoo
@joetspare2632
@joetspare2632 5 лет назад
Yoshisaur K. Fireball - I was there. 7:30 Yorkshire dales time was a very tough time for us all
@lux1469
@lux1469 5 лет назад
It wasn't Elon, it was the American entrepreneur Theresa May.
@Josh-xz4ec
@Josh-xz4ec 5 лет назад
Ew
@jakebrown5267
@jakebrown5267 3 года назад
“Where a male has been spotted on their way to play football” That is now very relatable in this day and age
@joec4387
@joec4387 3 года назад
Driving a Ford Fiesta: 80 years in prison and a £70,000,000 fine Stealing a Land Rover and assaulting 110 police officers: 2 hours unpaid work and a £15 fine Gotta love the West Yorkshire justice system
@gregboi183
@gregboi183 5 лет назад
I can't read your potential. Your videos just keep getting better
@JustJamesOfficial
@JustJamesOfficial 5 лет назад
Haha! Thanks mate! I appreciate the support!
@TheOriginalElkstone
@TheOriginalElkstone 5 лет назад
This isn't even his final form
@whatthetrend8323
@whatthetrend8323 4 года назад
Sadly, it looks like it is :(
@Brandon79797
@Brandon79797 4 года назад
What TheTrend wrong
@TescoOfficial
@TescoOfficial 5 лет назад
"With the police helicopter busy searching for McDonald's" I fucking lost it
@nashfunk389
@nashfunk389 4 года назад
"he's nervous, and smells strongly of Bradford" lmao
@SubscriberswithnovideosC-ok7wv
@SubscriberswithnovideosC-ok7wv 4 года назад
“Car crime is on the rise, 1 vehicle was stolen last year” 😂😂
@liamwalsh4008
@liamwalsh4008 4 месяца назад
That implies that 0 vehicles were stolen the year before. To be fair, that's an infinity% increase in car crime, which I'm sure you'll agree is a lot.
@Jaxymann
@Jaxymann 3 месяца назад
​@@liamwalsh4008 Exactly! Thank God the Traffic Cocks are on the job to keep us safe and clean up our streets from the dreaded menace of the Ford Fiesta!
@SZeall
@SZeall 5 лет назад
Hahaha the car contains booTY
@ilovefreddie9574
@ilovefreddie9574 5 лет назад
Lol just wanna say you're pretty cute. I'm not a guy dw😂 unless you're gay, in that case I'd cry because I tend to fall for gay guys alot lmao
@lukess.s
@lukess.s 5 лет назад
@@ilovefreddie9574 _oof_
@ilovefreddie9574
@ilovefreddie9574 5 лет назад
@@lukess.s I took the L
@Ernest-From-England
@Ernest-From-England 5 лет назад
Alright then
@Ernest-From-England
@Ernest-From-England 5 лет назад
Hapax logonomon brought be here
@ArtemyMusha
@ArtemyMusha 5 лет назад
"...pleaded guilty to assaulting 110 police officers." Ah, Conservation of Ninjutsu in full effect.
@CityWhisperer
@CityWhisperer 4 года назад
"It turns out he's just applied to join Bad Boys 3, and his worried this incident will ruin his chances" wtf 😂😂
@mozzjones6943
@mozzjones6943 4 года назад
Where the hell are you james? Have you given up on this channel now? We want more!!!
@TheMiniMidge
@TheMiniMidge 5 лет назад
I'm from Bradford and this is quite possibly the most accurate thing I've ever seen
@tinystalker1821
@tinystalker1821 5 лет назад
Joe Midgley do you smell strongly of Bradford?
@djwethat2679
@djwethat2679 5 лет назад
I'm from bradford
@undefined6512
@undefined6512 4 года назад
Who's Joe?
@KGEE-WeTheGees
@KGEE-WeTheGees 5 лет назад
Fucking Golden, definitely a YTP king. 100 points to James, but... Just James.
@CityWhisperer
@CityWhisperer 4 года назад
"Officers James and Tim Wilson from the North Yorkshire Magic Mushrooms Team” LOL 😂😂
@calumhowieson9511
@calumhowieson9511 3 года назад
2:17 that whole bit is hilarious😂
@bexualhealing
@bexualhealing 5 лет назад
The passenger has aroused the cops "Is he always like that?" 😂😂😂😂
@cece8401
@cece8401 5 лет назад
Please do ‘Fake Britain’ and ‘Countdown’.
@ratty797
@ratty797 3 года назад
I’d love to see these to
@3.2187_Kilometres
@3.2187_Kilometres 4 года назад
The fucking "man is arrested for behaving rather strangely" broke me and it got better from there.
@zackpenhaligon9904
@zackpenhaligon9904 3 года назад
How very British! It got me too😂😂😂
@OpreRoma
@OpreRoma 4 года назад
If you turn on captions, it talks about Jazz James and his skill as a Prog Dealer. Didn't know you had a past as a 70s guitar player
@todayiwilleat2corndogs
@todayiwilleat2corndogs 2 года назад
"James skill as a drug dealer is tested to the maximum!" Had me in tears
@Joseph-499
@Joseph-499 2 года назад
Huge fan of "The UK's network of nearly nine automatic number plate recognition cameras" ! So smooth, so elegantly done. Hilarious videos, they make me laugh loads!
@shaunwalford3534
@shaunwalford3534 4 года назад
No matter how many times I watch this it still makes me laugh.
@jamieluke8386
@jamieluke8386 10 месяцев назад
2023 and this is still funniest video I've ever seen on RU-vid
@acexenon9655
@acexenon9655 4 года назад
“ it was a really difficult drive because if the mushrooms fell asleep in the back of the car every other day I’d rather take one in the face” 😂😂😂
@joshknightbridge2539
@joshknightbridge2539 4 года назад
“With intent to supply McDonalds” 😂😂😂😂
@olih9546
@olih9546 4 года назад
1:03, best line in the episode
@RetroPlus
@RetroPlus 4 года назад
"He shows signs of killing his mother"
@waterbottle5327
@waterbottle5327 3 года назад
“james skill as a drug dealer is tested to the maximum”
@getoutofmyhouseplz
@getoutofmyhouseplz 5 лет назад
‘Looking for a stolen car across 3 square miles of North Yorkshire can be like looking for a needle in West Yorkshire’ 🤣
@SovereignR3387
@SovereignR3387 Год назад
I wish this was made in to a series. It'd be such a fantastic programme to watch, to have a proper laugh again like the old days.
@TheAdaoo7
@TheAdaoo7 5 лет назад
3:05 "two lads in tears, successful job" lmao
@brandonmartin-moore5302
@brandonmartin-moore5302 5 лет назад
The slickness of it all working together is far above other YTPers. Arrested on suspension of behaving rather strangely sounds like a real British crime.
@therobinbolt
@therobinbolt 5 лет назад
Ban Fiestas all over England. Take back our Roads 😤🇬🇪🦁🦁🦁
@adamc2791
@adamc2791 5 лет назад
Thats the Georgian flag
@therobinbolt
@therobinbolt 5 лет назад
@@adamc2791 No it isn't lad. It's the England flag with 4 smaller England flags insoid it 😩
@adamc2791
@adamc2791 5 лет назад
@@therobinbolt ah fair enough. I get where y coming from
@tommcmahon14
@tommcmahon14 5 лет назад
@@therobinbolt but in reality it's the Georgian flag
@pianoragslad2316
@pianoragslad2316 Год назад
1:35 Ford fiestas are actually being discontinued.
@starry99
@starry99 5 лет назад
I’ve binged your whole channel, I’ve never found funnier ytps
@jbullionaire2749
@jbullionaire2749 5 лет назад
"Is showing signs of killing his mum". Brilliant
@MikeWillSee
@MikeWillSee 4 года назад
0:08 this aged well
@theeurodriver3378
@theeurodriver3378 4 года назад
*ooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiit*
@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge
@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge 4 года назад
It didn't age, it was always the case.
@thesouthfacee
@thesouthfacee 3 года назад
@@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge no?
@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge
@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge 3 года назад
@@thesouthfacee yes?
@benflanagan7354
@benflanagan7354 3 года назад
oh dear.
@HooverA3060
@HooverA3060 4 месяца назад
Laughed so hardly I almost pissed myself. I wish every cop programme on British TV was like this!
@josephhenning1781
@josephhenning1781 3 года назад
“A male on their way to play football” aged well...
@bsibbs2667
@bsibbs2667 5 лет назад
I literally pissed my self watching this. Good job I’m on the loo. Hapax legomenenon as always mate,
@jamesj015
@jamesj015 5 лет назад
0:32 "Officers just james and tim wilson from North Yorkshires Magic Mushrooms team" killed me
@traceytepper4620
@traceytepper4620 8 месяцев назад
"two lads in tears, successful job."
@The1314Radders
@The1314Radders 4 года назад
I've watched this hundreds of times, but "he smells strongly of Bradford" gets me every time 😅😅
@tonyfish5458
@tonyfish5458 5 лет назад
Great vid! One of the best yet! Suggestions: Countdown,Tennable, impossible,gogglebox,
@qwantinmoe6215
@qwantinmoe6215 5 лет назад
Holy shit Countdown!!
@memememegaming
@memememegaming 5 лет назад
Countdown - Cuntdown or Tnetennba
@JESS1CA1996
@JESS1CA1996 3 года назад
and smells strongly of bradford - I can't imagine a worse smell
@urthofthenewsun8465
@urthofthenewsun8465 3 года назад
“The man is arrested under suspicion of behaving rather strangely.”
@williebauld1007
@williebauld1007 8 месяцев назад
North Yorkshire’s magic mushroom team 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@xxmaisieellaxx2934
@xxmaisieellaxx2934 4 года назад
“Luckily the car this time contains booty” Help I can’t breathe
@lazy9432
@lazy9432 4 года назад
“It’s a close shave for the driver, but he can still be charged for driving without a firearm” 🤣😂🤣😂
@Wulfzz
@Wulfzz 2 года назад
Imagine being a cop in Britain, you'd have to arrest everyone for driving on the wrong side of the road.
@Sean-D78
@Sean-D78 4 года назад
The man is arrested under suspicion of behaving rather strangely.
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