Comedic Teen Monologue | "Hey Joe" 

Wow! I’m just a girl who clicked on this and I’m telling you I felt like I was watching a show. You are extremely talented and I genuinely laughed my ass off. You are great! Keep going!

Since I’m going to be using this monologue i decided to watch the vid and type it so I can use it Hopefully this saves yall a lot of time Hey Joe Monologue (Make hands look like a cellphone) *quietly* Pick up ,pick up, pick up. HEY joeeeee. So glad to hear your voice again. Um, you know I’ve been calling you a lot lately. And it seeems like you’re avoiding me for some odd reason. Which i don’t get. Because we’re a couple. And we love each other. So we should answer the phone. A- *pause* What do you mean we’re not together anymore. *pause* What do you mean you’re dating Janice, *quieter* Jan- Janice (Kinda Fast)Oh you think I’m crazy and a psychopathH . Look ok so, Joe You’re so funny. You’re really funny, you know, you always know how to make me laugh. ( fake laugh) But the thing is * pause* ( breath out) I feel like you’re just taking these jokes a little to far. And it’s not ok It’s not healthy for our relationship to just always be joking around like that. Especially when you say you’re dating Janice. Out of all people. Janice really. Heh look um- i was at your house yesterday and I knocked on the door. I rang the doorbell. I was waiting there. And you didn’t pick up the phone. ( deep breath in) And so i was just like what’s going on? Cause you know, I was calling you to come and answer the door. Cause you weren’t answering the door. And i had this bat with me. Because you know how we like to play baseball and stuff. And I almost used that bat. To bash in your window. But I didn’t do that. because i love you and I care about you and I knew that would just be to much. You know so um-. I ju- * pause* What do you mean you want me to leave you alone. *pause* UhOh- You moved. You moved Why wouldn’t you tell me something like that Joe. You’re- You’re silly. You’re really silly Look um. Let me just tell you a little somethin some Joe. (Short breath) I will (short pause) find you and where you live now. I will find Janice. And get rid of her. And i will move-in to your house so you don’t have the AUdacity to move without telling me about it . Because that’s what couples do. That’s what a. Loving girlfriend, Like me, does. Because I love you. And i Care about you. K Soo um ( short breath out) I’ll see you later I’ll see you soon. K Love you Joe Byeee

could you upload a scrip for this? I really want to use it for a audition!

I'm dying of laughteeeerrrrr lol

I did this for my audition last year and I got the whole class laughing! Thank you so much you’re hilarious and very talented!

Hey, hi 👋🏻 Joe, here ! You’re awesome 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I love it !

OMG you are so funny girl no one could have did it better than you wonderful

This is sooo funny I loved this so much😂💗

This is great edit: Its not great its amazing I LOVE IT

You Did So Awesome! I Like How You Perform Hey Joe.

Love the video ,I was thinking about trying monologues hope you do more,just love the energy and attitude

Thank you so much! . I didn't get the audition,but i had a lot of fun playing this oveer and over again. It's really funny!!! You always know how to make me laugh😊😉

I have to use this ! And give you the credit because I’m crazy like this 😂and I think I’ll do good ! Maybe not as good as you but I love this .

Do u have this written out anywhere

😭😂this was really good ..... lol just got a new subscriber

You did a great job keep making amazing videos I'm a fan 👍🏽👍🏽

awesome 😂😂😂 cheers from Morocco.

Your funny 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

This is hilarious! I love all your monologues, do you mind if I use this for my Oral English?

omg i love this lol!!

You happen to have the link for this? I’d like to use it for my audition this weekend. Also I love your interpretation of this! It’s hilarious

This is very well done! did u write this or is it from a play?

Loved this! If you don't mind I might use this for my audition on Saturday?

i love all of your monologues but i always have to type it out :(

I lovvveee this rotfl lol

That was so amazing. I looove this script so much. I would like to use it for my RU-vid channel that I'm starting soon, if you don't mind. I'll be sure to mention that the script belongs to you.

Is there a link to this monologue so I can memorize it?

Can i use this for an audition, Also did you write this yourself because i need to state who wrote it.

Can I use this idea for a assesment?

This is hilarious! Can I use this for an audition? I would give you credit of course

Hi Mercedes- you are absolutely amazing. I am 11 years old and live in the UK. Can I please use this for my audition? Look forward to hearing from you, Chloe

And what is the movie name that this monologue was used in?

lmaaao

Hey, this was so great. Who's the playwright?

This a movie or you wrote this yourself?

This from a play ??

where did u get the script?

Do you have a written copy I would love to use this for an audition