Conan Goes After Cap'n Crunch - "Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan" 

Do NOT mess with Cap'n Crunch. First of all, he has a sword. But he's also ex-military. You see an old man who's senile? I see a guy who's been through too much. Look at the eyes. That's not senility - that's PTSD. If you want to fight a cereal mascot, go with the Honey Nut Cheerios bee. Do you ever see a hive anywhere? No. He got kicked out. He's the runt, and he's completely vulnerable. Sure, he's agile and can dart all around you and annoy you, but you only need to connect one time, knock him to the ground, and stomp on him. It's all over. And what is a bee's only weapon? A stinger. But he's a male! He can't sting! Worst case scenario, it's a female in drag, and she stings you. But then what? She dies! Even if she wins, she loses! You would destroy that bee. But stay away from Cap'n Crunch. He'll make a masthead out of you.

Would pay to see this fight: Conan vs. Cap'n Crunch. With Conan's inevitable win, he shall take over the cereal box

I love how Everyone’s reaction about how much of a great questions it was 😂😂

The one dislike was captain crunch

I’d fight the Cap’n Crunch guy too for all the times his cereal cut the roof of my mouth.

Why is no one remembering that in the David Letterman episode, Conan said that he would want to make a baby with Cap'n Crunch? He said Cap'n Crunch was his hero growing up, and that he'd want to wear the hat while making love. What could have happened between the two of them to go from the feelings in that episode to this one? So sad.

Conan loves peanut butter crunch? I didn't think I could love that man even more... yet here we are.

Conan fighting Lucky would be allowable under the Irish Code of "It's OK, they're cousins" and we'd all just stand around them and watch.

Somebody PLEASE ANIMATE THIS

"They're related" .. Yes again, SONA IS GOLD !

Love these fan exchanges: takes what could be a nerve-wracking experience and makes it easier to engage with, over the internet 😁

She's so cool

It’s amazing how he’s making content with strangers like this.

Cap'n Crunch will tear your mouth apart while eating it. The mascot might not look tough, but eating the cereal is.

Now I want a cinematic universe where all the cereal mascots crossover and fight with each ither

The seed has been planted in my brain. Now I have to go to the store and get some Captain Crunch and milk. I can’t stop thinking about it.

I haven't had cereal in 5 years and now I'm pinning for a bowl of the good stuff.

Peanut Butter Captain Crunch is bomb!

Best fan yet she could be on the show as a regular fan guest

Man,I’m gonna miss ya Conan✌️🇨🇭

I heard today on NPR that ALL the colors of Fruit Loops are the exact same flavor. What kind of madness is this :)

I hope you hired her as a writer

A senile old man, who’s past his prime, versus Cap’n Crunch. I’d pay to see that.

Hyper X Cloud headset. She's a keeper.

Want to see jay leno on conans podcast 😂

#SaveCapnCrunch He's had alot of adventures over the many , many years.

Count Chocula!

Idk if it’ll change anything but I think captain crunch is packing heat. Still senile tho so who knows who he’ll shoot

Sona seems like she's not familiar with kid's cereals. Maybe you guys should have a sugar cereal-eating contest (maybe one of the brands will even give you a lifetime supply)! You can never have enough Cap'n Crunch in your life. PS I think Maybe Conan could take Mikey

Conan eats his cereal just like I do!

Corney, the Corn Flakes chicken. I fought chickens before I could take him

Is anyone else picturing Conan , hands covered blood standing over the beloved captain kangaroo wearing a captain crunch costume, him bleeding on the ground begging Conan to stop? Just me?

She’s calling for a crunch coup Sona’s twins are going have the greatest/ silliest conversations wirh Conan as they grow up.

Cap'n would beat the $#!× out of Conan, are you kidding?

I like Maggie. She should become a part of the squad.

Is nobody even commenting on the fact that Matt gourley (sp?) said that Cap'n crunch probably has an armada. He'd then be ADMIRAL CRUNCH IF TRUE!

hahahah @team coco ;)

More needs a fan than rich out o touch celebrities

King Vitamin ftw.

The Cap’n has cannons underneath that outfit. You dont become the Cap’n without being a bad ass.

Cap'n Crunch runs drugs in the Caribbean, so I would not mess with his crew.

Clearly the best option would be to go after Frankenberry. He's literally different body parts sewn together. There's no way his muscles are functional.

Wonder if Snap, Crackle & Pop en masse would be a challenge...

Conan I thought Captain Crunch was your hero??

🤣🤣🤣

Honey Crisp Bear gets no consideration

Crunch berries are all of captain crunches victims discarded into his cereal to be eaten. Don't F with the captain.

TRIX IS YOGURT

En qué canal lo perdemos ver en México

she looks exactly like german comedian otto waalkes

She looks like Karl Marx Fr! Seems chill tho! 😅

My question for Conan... Where the hell is the norm MacDonald interview!!! Get him on the podcast already!!

You should so get your own channel on Sirius.

NOW THERE ARE 5 DISLIKES

Why hello

Conan , who is the employee of the month now ? Still COVID-19

HEY HOW CAN I BE THE ONE THERE

I don't think cap n crunch has been on TV in decades. Idk where Conan is getting his info from

Is he taking international fans too?😳😳😳😳🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

please do not reference babynut leave him in 2020 with all the other bad things

She kind of looks like Nikki glaser

Bro it’s crazy that Conan had such a huge influence on my channel

CAN ANYONE HELP ME TALK TO CONAN?? I WANT TO CONTACT THE COCO TEAM SO THAT I CAN TALK WITH CONAN. IS THERE LIKE A OFFICILA GMAIL OR ANYTHING???

Fruity Pebbles, but watch out for Bam Bam.

I'd pick the Quaker Oats gu because he's a pacifist. I could beat the hell out of him with his stupid hat.

They never once pronounced cap’n correctly.