Food Theory: Captain Crunch is an IMPOSTOR! (Cap'n Crunch Cereal)

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Disclaimer: At 3:25, our editors accidentally used a military uniform that is not a U.S. Military Uniform. This was not intentional, and we acknowledge we should have caught this sooner. The LATER images ARE in fact US Navy.
We all know the mouth scraping-ly good cereal known as Cap'n Crunch. What you may NOT know is that the good ole "Cap'n" is no captain at all! In fact he is nothing but a LIAR! You see, this well loved cereal mascot has been masquerading for YEARS as an honorable captain but today, Loyal Theorists, we are pulling back the curtain on this so-called captain!
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Комментарии : 14 тыс.

@nelloed 3 года назад

i feel like matpat has a secret grudge against cereals like not giving him his promised prizes in the box or something

@charax-1 3 года назад

Sogginess: seems about right

@ruthlessruben5297 3 года назад

Sounds about right

@SYKRAL1 3 года назад

Nah, he's been taking shots at Old children's cartoons for years now. He just loves crushing childhood dreams

@ello4738 3 года назад

Yeah probably LOL

@WorstSpieler 3 года назад

why is this video a thing lol

@PlanetMicro 3 года назад

I always knew he was cap'n 🧢

@itssonic9476 3 года назад

No way. Theeeee .exe creator.

@blazethegame 3 года назад

Wow a creator

@walttrotman4275 3 года назад

*insert funny cap joke*

@yourbff1902 3 года назад

Smh.....(likes anyway)

@eecrumb1962 3 года назад

I see what you did there

@LUSProductionsOfficial 2 года назад

Imagine if the Cap'n himself made yet another defensive tweet neglecting this ENTIRE theory & Mat had to make a follow-up video!

@Dogeindahouse 9 месяцев назад

That would be funny and crazy nice idea

@GoldAmple 6 месяцев назад

Or even if Jean Le'foot tweeted again

@SuperErickChaosInsanity4 3 месяца назад

@@GoldAmple nah Jean is dead lol

@Stiky_Piston 9 месяцев назад

I love how the US Navy actually bothered to respond to the Capn crunch thing instead of just ignoring it

@jonashammond498 3 года назад

he's not flying a valid country's flag. That makes him a pirate

@trickytreyperfected1482 3 года назад

And that makes Cap'n Crunch tonight's biggest loser!

@Whiskers4169 3 года назад

Haaaah... you are right

@rifter0x0000 3 года назад

I'd always assumed he was a civilian captain since his ship didn't seem like one the navy uses. But the uniform is still a problem then.

@memecream5834 3 года назад

He's just the acting captain

@jonashammond498 3 года назад

@@rifter0x0000 still has to fly a valid flag

@OhMightyWeirdOne 3 года назад

Things I learned about Cap'n Crunch: his name is Horatio, and he had a dog.

@liamyoung2635 3 года назад

Same

@vpm3832 3 года назад

Indeed

@anawesomedude4358 3 года назад

Me too 😂

@sarahvanrooyen7280 3 года назад

I didnt know that, cool

@anawesomedude4358 3 года назад

@@sarahvanrooyen7280 then you clearly didn't watch the video

@LTJohnChard Год назад

I’m so proud of you. You not only pointed out all of the details on the naval coats but even called them by the correct names and got the correct ranks. I love history specifically the nitty gritty details on uniforms and to see this amount of effort put into a video maybe by a channel such as yourself that didn’t need or have to brings joy to me. Thank you MatPat.

@KoolKidCG12 8 месяцев назад

I am also a person who loves history but he forgot one thing: the U.S navy uniform image he used was the dress uniform of the KRIEGSMARINE. Pretty big mistake imo.

@pokemagetech Год назад

10:55 - …now, are ya SURE that’s the BEST case? Abandonment? I’d like to put in a word for “passed due to old age”, and the lack of discussion is because the loss hurts too much.

@mothman4366 3 года назад

This video brings a whole new meaning to “cereal killer”

@OHOE1 3 года назад

Time to shug some wine o

@Mist_Iris 3 года назад

*Pffff-*

@smellthel 3 года назад

oof i was gonna say that

@Nonamechannel420 3 года назад

Lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@necrocomic1262 3 года назад

True

@cerysgibby7542 3 года назад

Can we just appreciate the fact that there's a social media marketer whose job, at one point, involved tweeting "hOoOoOOOOooooOOOWwwwWWWLllLlLlLLL" multiple times.

@SceurdiaStudios 3 года назад

I'm supprised at their dedication ngl

@venomousman4296 3 года назад

There's probably a guy in the back of the office who gets paid for that 😂

@rrraquello 3 года назад

Imagine being asked you “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” And you respond- “I want to say HoOoOwWwWlLllL on twitter every day all the while promoting cereal”

@chadgoldsmith6478 3 года назад

This was no social media marketer, but Seadog himself! Seadog was gifted an iPhone 4s by Horatio after Seadog asked for one many times. Horatio couldn't understand why a dog would need a smartphone, but as he is a kind and just leader, he gave him one anyways. These CrunchFacts TM are all common knowledge, are they not?

@BettyAlexandriaPride Год назад

Seeing Crunch in 3D is nightmare fuel.

@sparklefluffunicorn8832 Год назад

i always love matpat's mini skits in the intro

@jeanninewood5284 Год назад

Same!😂

@floop1108 3 года назад

“Cap’n Crunch is a murderer” There’s the good ol’ matpat I know

@code_breaker3756 3 года назад

True

@crazilyryan6274 3 года назад

It's like an episode of Dateline

@judematthewtante9724 3 года назад

No! A cereal killer get it!?!

@SandraPerez-xz5jp 3 года назад

@@crazilyryan6274 Those are dark

@drzeeshan1000 3 года назад

@@judematthewtante9724 what have you done

@AB987real 3 года назад

1970’s: in the future we will have flying cars! 2021: Local man accuses cereal mascot of breaking federal law

@jordancambridge4106 3 года назад

Captain Crunch is a Privateer and if Matpat ever told the truth he would have told people that.

@sunscreencactus1575 3 года назад

we’re evolving, just backwards

@j.carter6449 3 года назад

@@jordancambridge4106 You must have a lot of time to spam that on every comment, and yes it is possible that he was a privateer but there is no canonical evidence.

@jordancambridge4106 3 года назад

@@j.carter6449 You ever heard of a rare ability called right click copy right click paste? Oh wait no you have not because your too stupid to know about stuff people learned 20 years ago.

@jordancambridge4106 3 года назад

@@j.carter6449 Also if you actually every looked at real old commercials he clearly was called that multiple times and his outfit is well his hat is that of a French Calvary while jacket is similar to a civilian privateer jacket and legs and boots of army and gloves of fancy butler he is clearly a privateer. Also the turn Cap'n is a privateer rank

@mrshmanckles1463 Год назад

My question is this, does anyone else remember this cereal being changed from Captain Crunch to Cap'n Crunch? I know what history say's officially. I remember it always being like he says in the video Captain Crunch not Cap'n Crunch. I feel like I am in the twilight zone.

@user-hx1uy1bl3v 7 месяцев назад

He’s a “cereal” killer 😂

@circleception3916 3 года назад

A fake cereal mascot isn’t in the military records Mat Pat: and I took that personally

@simonlarimore1770 3 года назад

Donald Duck’s in the Navy Records. They’re willing to do it

@RGC_animation 3 года назад

😂

@Phantom0fTheRouter 3 года назад

@@simonlarimore1770 - But Donald Duck wasn't a draft dodger.

@mikebrown8050 3 года назад

iirc Donald Duck also starred in several propaganda shorts during WW2

@DexysTakumi 3 года назад

But disney owns the navy, they can do that

@lukeskywalker6602 3 года назад

Plot twist: Matpat is Jean LaFoote’s reincarnation and wants to end Cap’n Crunch’s career

@sheevhernandez3869 3 года назад

That be a good twist.😳

@mysteriousfigure5423 3 года назад

Then why does he also target Fnaf and other things unless he wants to cover it all up to keep us at bay

@iampidgeon6923 3 года назад

@@mysteriousfigure5423 In order to gain popularity so everyone knows what the Cap'n did

@helpthisasian 3 года назад

Imagine tho

@minhhuynh5059 3 года назад

@@mysteriousfigure5423 I think he’s has mat pat family at gun point and is forcing him to do this food theory video

@VedisThana Год назад

Another great video! Something I think is important to note is that he's known (at least on the box) as "Cap'n", not "Captain" or "CAPT", which might be a whole legal thing. Another thing that is probably important to notice is that there's no star/leaf above the stripes on his sleeve, which (at last in modern times) are present on officers' uniforms. Alternate theory - we're watching adverts from an alternate timeline where everything that's been said in the video that says he *isn't* in our world's military is the opposite in Cap'n Crunch's timeline. In his world, he *is* an official member of the military.

@Preston_Garvey_minnuteman Год назад

You’re a genius

@chocco7937 Год назад

I just realized- Jean LeFoot is a spin-off of Jean Lafitte, (la feet) a French pirate

@Dylan-zi9pw 3 года назад

Cap just could've said "I'm a fictional character I can be whatever I want to be"

@barbarabaker1457 3 года назад

True but now I kind of want to know who's actual job it is to type in howel on twitter every now and again?

@Theepiccattttt 3 года назад

This make me laugh

@cyco5400 3 года назад

Oh no, is soldier from tf2 next?

@Dragonrider1227 3 года назад

He’s never called himself a “Captain.” Only as “Cap’n.” Maybe that’s his name :p As for Twitter, have we not considered maybe Jean Lafoot faked his death, killed Cap’n and his entire crew and has been impersonating him on Twitter ever since?

@GamesIWantToPlay 3 года назад

He could, but hen we wouldn't have this episode.

@Jsouza1226 3 года назад

I think that this is the only instance that the “Cereal Killer” joke is acceptable

@couchramen5451 3 года назад

Not wrong

@dmlppspringtraplover 3 года назад

Yes

@whackmaster1108 3 года назад

love it

@althron4249 3 года назад

Whybnot eating cereal babys you know like ceral had a baby then you ate that ceral then that would make you a cereal killer

@Trottah 3 года назад

Came here to say this but you said it better.

@jp_ravenfire Год назад

My big question is why is there an off-brand version of Crunch and Crunch Berries, but not of Peanut Butter Crunch? That's the best one!

@random_playlists Год назад

The intensity of the cereal episodes is hilarious🤣👏🏽

@shigginsshiggins2954 3 года назад

"He's a con artist. He's a liar. He's a thief. And he may even be a murderer." Ok, wow. I've never been this engaged with cereal before.

@musiccrocodile8606 3 года назад

Same

@drakenpage6776 3 года назад

@@musiccrocodile8606 THIS IS WAR!

@that1dude438 3 года назад

Could you say that Captain Crunch is a... cereal killer? I’m really sorry I just wanted to make the joke while I had the chance.

@lonewrestling 3 года назад

First subscriber

@PikaJim 3 года назад

Isn’t he supposed to be a pirate tho

@henryyin2471 3 года назад

"He may even be a murderer." I guess you could call him a "cereal" killer.

@insertusernamehere3173 3 года назад

GET OUT.

@mro.p.9093 3 года назад

*pulls out gun*

@anothergachaperson9870 3 года назад

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@garrettbrunner8425 3 года назад

Ba dum shhh

@biscuit9301 3 года назад

🔫 😶

@andystuffs5705 2 года назад

Fun fact for my Halo fans, Noble 6 is sometimes called "Lieutenant", so without his armor he has two stripes on his wrist.

@commanderblargh6300 Год назад

Noble 6 is not a naval officer. Ranks are different for each branch of the military.

@fvsdjcook Год назад

@Justadude4407 8 месяцев назад

May I add more lore to this two year old theory? - Captain Crunch just recently went under a redesign which added another rank to his sleeves. 🤨 That’s a little suspicious

@calyxsknowledgeispower5732 8 месяцев назад

He is canceled

@geoffahunt 3 года назад

Navy officer: a fictional character isn't in the navy Matpat: oooohhh!!!!!

@ZION73082 3 года назад

and bush wasn't in the military ether apparently lol

@ErikPT 3 года назад

@@ZION73082 National Air Guard technically is part of a militia under the National Guard Bureau. But, yeah not the federal military like the Air Force

@orangesquids119 Год назад

I would like to know why mat pat says he's never had four stripes but a clip he uses in 6:53 it shows other wise

@AnsoyTheFox Год назад

@@orangesquids119 I really don't know where you see four stripes. It still shows three.

@rebeccaglasser472 3 года назад

I mean, when I was a kid, I never thought he was an actual captain. I always thought he was like those people who own a boat, so they call themselves captain.

@XerouEffect13 3 года назад

right?

@Fujimokou985 3 года назад

I thought he was a captain as in the captain of a pirate crew, didn't realize until older that he was supposed to be the navy captain.

@toastedprocastinator 2 года назад

@@Fujimokou985 Same

@ryansalvador8988 2 года назад

lol

@finleyforevermore 2 года назад

@@Fujimokou985 I always thought that too!

@collinsmith8075 Год назад

One thing I love about food theory is that you don't really have to know about the product and you can still watch the video I get entertained

@AlekMax64 Год назад

I guess you could say Cap’n Crunch is a “cereal” killer. *Dies Inside*

@FourthDerivative 3 года назад

"Oddly, our personnel records do not show a 'Cap'n Crunch' who currently serves or has served in the Navy." I love when people have fun with their jobs.

@diamondmemer9754 3 года назад

Just like when someone got a lawsuit for selling a weapon in a videogame that was already broken

@eclecticsoffy 3 года назад

I have to agree

@jacobya9922 2 года назад

Uhhhhhhhhh Cournal sanders is just getting away

@sierraprice1787 2 года назад

@adlirez 2 года назад

@@jacobya9922 Colonel Sanders was actually given the title by a governor (forgot what state but eh doesn't matter, the colonel isn't just there for show).

@elizabethburns-gundel1052 3 года назад

I love how MatPat just goes through this entire episode as if Captain Crunch is a real person who has done real crimes. I know he's a cartoon character, but the dedication to the bit is so much fun.

@shiro_mafaalu1540 3 года назад

We shall forever seek the truth and expose the lies, even if they’re cartoon characters!

@chrisgomez1262 12 дней назад

He is a pirate captain

@blitzkrieg_enjoyer 8 месяцев назад

They have redone the Cap'n crunch box art to now show his sleeves have 4 rings

@ericabenzkofer9985 8 месяцев назад

“Oh snap crackle pop! You just got dunked on by the US navy!” Is my new favorite matpat saying.

@PhoutianPhill 3 года назад

Matt Patt: I'm doing an episode an a kid's cereal Sponsor: An adult beverage.

@whatbear3804 3 года назад

How does yhis comment has no comments besides me.

@whatbear3804 3 года назад

How does yhis comment has no comments besides me.

@whatbear3804 3 года назад

How does yhis comment has no comments besides me.

@theBATgoesUPoh 3 года назад

The post coppa youtube is a strange place

@kessfamily 3 года назад

I could have sworn I remember MatPat saying in the past that he doesn't drink. Weird to see him pitching wine

@axeseedsbiggestfan508 3 года назад

“Hey, what’s your favorite cereal?” “ *Commander Crunch* “

@mr.potato502 3 года назад

That's understandable

@Sputnik5790 3 года назад

Commander Crunch sounds like a dinosaur toy from the 80s

@riggsm4203 3 года назад

Ens’n Crunch

@ziploc819 3 года назад

He's a fraud so "Criminal Crunch"

@TheSlavChef 3 года назад

The CAPTAIN CRUNCH has been ejected!!!!

@jordankhoo9870 2 года назад

Can we take a moment to remember that this is a random so called captain that exists JUST FOR CEREAL

@DeimosRetr0 Год назад

Me:opens a business of cookies called “berry berry bun” Matpat:time for me to ruin cereals.

@GraV21 3 года назад

Well, his title is “Cap’n” which everyone knows means “Cappin” - which everyone knows mean “bullshitting” or “lying” so it fits!

@corrat4866 3 года назад

No, it means capping the point!

@boots7799 3 года назад

@@corrat4866 this point is mine

@mjt_03 3 года назад

🤣🤣😭 fr

@stevenmorales7814 3 года назад

Lol

@GraV21 3 года назад

Basically you’re eating Bullshit Crunch

@goroakechi6126 3 года назад

Wow, this is JonTron’s “What are you the captain of” bit taken to a whole new level.

@garfreal 3 года назад

I know right

@SonicDavid420 3 года назад

Yeah

@gmk9321 3 года назад

Someone made the reference before I could, a person of culture right here

@losnfjslefn8857 3 года назад

😂

@xanderhess6386 7 месяцев назад

I actually saw a newer design on a box of Cap'n Crunch, and it actually had 4 stripes on the sleeve. I think that they saw this video.

@ScreamingMango 7 месяцев назад

Who knew capn crunch was a cereal killer all along

@MotorcycleCheetah 3 года назад

Not gonna lie, that was a menacing line. “I am aware, that’s why I didn’t salute.”

@rosyringd6172 3 года назад

I KNOW RIGHT I WAS LEGITIMATELY HORRIFIED

@UrbanBricks 3 года назад

@@rosyringd6172 How?

@rosyringd6172 3 года назад

@@UrbanBricks He said it in such a deep and foreboding way and it just scared me

@twyladay1733 3 года назад

It's funny though 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@justagirl5461 3 года назад

mate sounded like he's jack sparrow

@OhsweetOhno 3 года назад

I like to imagine that the non canonical reason that L’foot and Sea Dog have been gone is that the team forgot the passwords for the accounts and just can’t get back in.

@theREALsilviautism 3 года назад

L'foot's unactivity would be a weird coincidence, but for sea dog i agree

@nonsensicalhumanoid 3 года назад

to be fair, as long as the twitter accounts are canonically, y'know, twitter accounts, this could also be a canon reason

@LadyOnikara 2 года назад

Or they found a spot in the ocean that can't get internet service. Heck, we have places like that on land!

@OhsweetOhno 2 года назад

@@LadyOnikara rewatching the video. New idea: The phone took in too much water, and when he finally went to get a new one he couldn’t get back into the account

@lisahenry20 Год назад

@@OhsweetOhno that could be true. I know that if my phone breaks, I'm gonna have a bad time trying to remember all my passwords.

@Light_Lucy 9 месяцев назад

I can now say while looking at a box of Cap’n Crunch, he has four strips now💀

@JennSimz 9 месяцев назад

Yall i went to the store today and saw that he has 4 stripes on his sleeve now! 😭MatPat did so much work in this vid

@yeahimcanaan 3 года назад

New theory idea: MatPat had a traumatic experience with childhood cereal and this is just him dealing the trauma

@chadgoldsmith6478 3 года назад

That is the only explanation as to why he would make such a false video. If he had read up on his CrunchFacts, he would have known better.

@williamhomschek3193 3 года назад

Thank you i thought i was the only person left on earth with a brian cell left the humanity is dying and the dumb one's who don't listen to reason are killing humanity am i right or am i right?

@0ldAcc0unt 3 года назад

@@williamhomschek3193 Brian cell.

@shiningstarz9658 3 года назад

@@chadgoldsmith6478 stop commenting on like every comment, we get you don’t believe it. You don’t have to believe it. Just stop pointing out this video that’s lighthearted and just for fun.

@joeyl4252 3 года назад

@@shiningstarz9658 lol i think the joke is on you for not realizing that person is a satire account... but okay lmao

@cosmiccrazy3935 3 года назад

Someone “u eating Cap’n Crunch” Me “nah I’m eating commander crunch”

@tagreedibrahim9978 3 года назад

he is actually Comm'nder Crunch

@testtest-je8xb 3 года назад

This is actually Ly'n Crunch

@testtest-je8xb 3 года назад

I actually got a ceral crunch thing ad for this video

@Natesworld_1 8 месяцев назад

They now fix captain crunch now he has four stripes

@marketmayhem2726 Год назад

the snap crackle pop line was phenomenal

@monieralmosawi4412 3 года назад

I imagine matpat randomly waking up at like 3 am and going "Is cap'n crunch a real captain؟"then going back to sleep immediatly then working on the theory the next day. I don't know how you keep getting these ideas but we love them,you had me watch a whole video about champagne while being a Muslim.

@rayannotryan551 3 года назад

Me too I watched the whole video knowing I didn’t care about champagne.

@shifa_maknae 3 года назад

Me to I also watched that whole video and I am a muslim too

@ArcaellusV427 3 года назад

same

@bhmayhem 3 года назад

Me: A cereal brand!😊 Matpat; CAPTAIN CRUNCH SECRETLY MURDERED HIS CREW, LET HIS FRIENDS DROWN AS HE LAUGHS, AND LIES TO BILLIONS OF PEOPLE ABOUT HIS CAPTAIN RANK!!! 😨

@ZinnYT 3 года назад

He explains a lot stuff that other people already found. Like in this video.

@raihanbanerji2648 3 года назад

Theory: his nemesis actually died from rabies after the bite from the dog. Then he was thrown overboard as there were no near adequate places to bury him, then, since law requires that any dog who maliciously bites a human should be put down, which is why sedog died

@pas-giaw6055 3 года назад

Seadog

@pas-giaw6055 3 года назад

And, seadog left in 2015 Lafoote in 2012 #wheresseadog #whereslafoote

@raihanbanerji2648 3 года назад

@@pas-giaw6055 oh. Ok

@pamspray5254 3 года назад

Dark, but plausible in this timeline.

@Abrifq 3 года назад

That's actually a nice one, even if not accurate.

@kazma4131 3 месяца назад

No matter how much I love the super brainy videos, I also love these silly topic episodes

@th3_jelly_one114 Год назад

MatPat: There's Nothing Worse Then Soggy Breakfast Cereal Me: I Feel Like I've Been Attacked

@TheLadyLiddell 3 года назад

This theory is the epitome of "Sir, this is a Wendy's." Also, I always assumed Cap'n Crunch was a pirate.

@GenderlessFurry_They-Them 3 года назад

Same

@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169 3 года назад

Or a rouge officer

@ahiggins09 3 года назад

Lmao lefit is he not

@filmandfirearms 3 года назад

It would explain why his ship uses a civilian prefix, why he has children as regular crew members instead of them being relegated to more minor roles, and why his uniform is an amalgamation of different US Navy officers' uniforms. He captured a civilian ship, possibly a merchantman, refitted it for his own uses, got whatever crew members he could get, including children, and pieced his uniform together from different officers he killed or captured

@micahbirdlover8152 2 года назад

me too 😊☝️

@spedunky7555 3 года назад

Let's be honest, we've all read about Captain Crunch not actually being a Captain many times in random online "Fun Facts" list

@theemeraldvampire6320 3 года назад

I've never heard of captain crunch

@VibrationCrystals 3 года назад

@@theemeraldvampire6320 😳

@james-cd8ki 3 года назад

@thatpillowguy773 3 года назад

Summary of the video: captain crunch is sus

@james-cd8ki 3 года назад

@Elish-a 9 месяцев назад

I love the fact that the US Navy actually weighed in on the Captain Crunch conspiracy 😅

@eyallevin6302 Год назад

Company: canceling character because they don't like them Matpat: Murder!

@patrickmackey5588 3 года назад

He’s not a “captain”, he’s a “cap’n”. Big difference! 😂

@treyvonhunt208 3 года назад

Well still a captain either way like I'm just a Bat not a Man so yeah you see

@jordancambridge4106 3 года назад

Captain Crunch is a Privateer and if Matpat ever told the truth he would have told people that.

@poeterritory 3 года назад

Either way, he sounds like a cereal killer.

@totoshampoin 3 года назад

Maybe "Cap'n" is some sort of name ?

@VitoHGrind 3 года назад

My thoughts exactly! He's being accused of a crime he didn't commit!

@basedfloppa1208 3 года назад

“The most dishonorable food mascot ever” Jared Fogle: am i a joke to you?

@Openreality 3 года назад

It's FICTIONAL. Don't get your panties in a twist.

@Hiker2485Sh 3 года назад

@@Openreality It's a JOKE, don't get your panties in a bunch.

@MrSkerpentine 3 года назад

also The Noid, the mascot whose entire objective in life is to RUIN the product he’s advertising

@greasegoblinmaximilius1929 3 года назад

@@MrSkerpentine remember how they couldnt use him anymore because someone killed himself thinking the mascot was a personal attack on him because his name was litteraly noid

@quantumkitsune5661 3 года назад

Frito Bandito says hi. ;)

@MultiFandomMadness-vj6ke 8 месяцев назад

Finally Cap'n crunch has changed their box so "Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch" Has 4 strips. But he still isn't a naval officer.

@axel6640 2 года назад

I love that the Navy got involved in this. They had fun with there job

@mooshroomboom2273 3 года назад

Mat Pat: "There's nothing worse than soggy breakfast cereal." Me: *Purposefully pushing my cereal under the milk in order to make it softer.* Uh... Yeah. Uh huh.

@kaelan_123 3 года назад

I prefer soft cereal as well.

@discomacabre1 3 года назад

You’re all psychopaths.

@mooshroomboom2273 3 года назад

@@discomacabre1 Indeed! :D

@fogtheghost 3 года назад

@@discomacabre1 so what you're telling me is that you like the roof of your mouth being torn to shreds.

@bonnieclay7454 3 года назад

@OsmSkylandersCheats 3 года назад

Honestly, before this I never knew The Cap’n was supposed to be in the military. I assumed he was a pirate

@9-volt999 3 года назад

Cause he is

@mattnregan 3 года назад

Yeah me to

@BerryMilkWay 3 года назад

Same here

@connorallgood0922 3 года назад

I just assumed he was a Captain of his own merchant ship or something

@P.W.Plays76 3 года назад

Me too

@coldboar9379 Год назад

He took serial killer to a whole new level

@rubydarko9108 Год назад

Sounds like Crunch needs a Court Martial.

@Cristian-vf8yp 3 года назад

No one: MatPat: "𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘚𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘴?"

@LucyWest370 3 года назад

4/10 meme

@Emmerilla_ 3 года назад

10/10 meme. Did make me laught

@pantone369c 3 года назад

And here I was thinking that the Cap'n is a fictional character like an idiot.

@PrunselClone 3 года назад

Same

@weewooweewoo2066 3 года назад

Lol that's impossible, nothing on TV can ever be fake

@blakewilkerson6911 3 года назад

I know right

@PyrosharkREEEE 3 года назад

same

@ashfresna3223 3 года назад

The thought never crossed my mind. I was more concerned with the roof of my mouth getting cut up. Remember... Chew with the sides not with the front!!!

@Avengerstheorist Месяц назад

Still one of my favorite theories to this day take a well deserved rest MatPat

@nodorog448 5 месяцев назад

Privateers(pirates.. oohh scary) held to a very vague concept of the Navel ranking, possibly to mock them. A Captain helmed a sigle ship, an Admiral helmed a ship while overseeing one or more additional ships.

@JamesLawner 3 года назад

"Commander Crunch" sounds a lot better than "Cap'n Crunch" imo.

@lailasheiman8947 3 года назад

I agree

@Orinslayer 3 года назад

Admiral Crunch

@ShadNex 3 года назад

True

@bcsdstudios7988 3 года назад

@@Orinslayer and his friend: Archduke Chocula😂

@kaliek3781 3 года назад

What is imo?

@Wolfrover 3 года назад

Important clarification: "Captain" also refers to a non-military commander of a vessel, a position which does not require present or former membership in the naval forces. While a ship's captain must be a licensed mariner of Master grade, the rank is otherwise unrestricted.

@meisstupid 3 года назад

But Cap’n Crunch stated ‘Naval Officer’ and he wasn’t in the Navy as a Captain

@Wolfrover 3 года назад

@@meisstupid The fictional Captain presumably assigned an orderly who messed up the reply... ;)

@fnafandthomasfan22 7 месяцев назад

omg, they gave him a fourth stripe and brought back the other characters, you're onto them

@Non_existant_user 10 месяцев назад

two years later and still my favorite episode

@angelicaschuyler1011 3 года назад

I love the fact that the freaking Navy said something about “Captain” Crunch

@teejaylewis289 3 года назад

Thts the level of pettyness i strive for.haha god bless our armed forces🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@jordancambridge4106 3 года назад

Captain Crunch is a Privateer and if Matpat ever told the truth he would have told people that. A privateer is a civilian contracted by the government to act as a military officer. Also that woman is a Private which is the lowest rank of navy you can be meaning she has no access to actual records nor any actual ability to discredit any information and that exact woman was dishonorably discharged for faking her credentials of being a higher rank than she actually was.

@jordancambridge4106 3 года назад

@@GbfhTime The highest rank she ever achieved was private and that is it.

@total0nslaught420 3 года назад

@@jordancambridge4106 coming from a active duty sailor pvt is not a rank and I swear I hope you are a troll

@shadow368 3 года назад

@@total0nslaught420 odds are he’s a troll or someone with a grudge against Mat Pat, seeing as he has spammed this reply to several comments. That or he’s just stupid

@mimistardust3915 3 года назад

I never knew Cap'n Crunch was supposed to stay unsoggy in milk, that's why it feels like eating razor blades 😂💀 Makes so much more sense.

@craig_the_brute 2 года назад

It dose sorry I'm an Australian any ships carying anything stable wold be eaten by demigorgans

@airotiv7916 2 года назад

Right?!

@lilygrey854 2 года назад

Yeah i dont eat cereal in milk so i didnt know

@Angelisstupid 2 года назад

Same

@brain-drain 2 года назад

We discuss the history of Cap'n Crunch on a video we just posted. We rank all the Cereal Characters but also give their history-- please watch when you have a moment! Thank you.

@shadowhunter1410 6 месяцев назад

at the time of the theory it makes sense he's not a captain but that all has changed with him now having 4 stripes on his coat making him a captain legally in that sense but still not on record yet.

@micahbirdlover8152 2 года назад

Oh snap crackle pop got me so funny 🤣🤣

@cultimagination 3 года назад

when the navy says "we never had a fictional character in the navy" it cracks me up

@charlesvitanza8867 3 года назад

Fun fact. The USMC issued a DD213 to Donald Duck.

@exoticbutters5710 3 года назад

Ikr lol

@Dragonspirit223 3 года назад

@@charlesvitanza8867 I completely forgot about that episode! What was it... Donald Duck against the Japanese?

@charlesvitanza8867 3 года назад

@@Dragonspirit223 there were plenty of cartoons featuring Donald F Duck during that time; often done by Disney himself. But I was being serious.

@Dragonspirit223 3 года назад

@@charlesvitanza8867 oh yes, so was I, I know of the general idea of what your talking about, but just wanted specifications

@sadistfurret4205 3 года назад

This gives an ENTIRELY new meaning to the term “Cereal Killer”

@tembotok 3 года назад

My thoughts. They have to rename it.

@tenzinc1514 3 года назад

it wasn’t a term before

@ziver1156 3 года назад

Serial

@randomtalldudewhoisverytal9171 3 года назад

Hmmmmmmmmm

@fluby3696 3 года назад

@@ziver1156 ?

@archangel1547 Год назад

The voice of the Capn in that first old commercial was Daws Butler who did the voice of Yogi Bear and Huckleberry Hound etc. He was to Hannah Barberra what Mel Blanc was to Warner Brothers. Butler also taught voice acting to Nancy Cartwright who voices Bart Simpson.

@shadowhacker424 5 месяцев назад

its funny how cap'n crunch finally got his 4th stripe after this video, AND jean la'foot appeared on the back of at least the oops all berries (thats the only one i've gotten recently)

@leifang1211 3 года назад

Alternative theory: Jean LaFoote staged his battle with Seadog and the pair are now living happily together in safety. Probably part of a witness protection program.

@magicalsleeper 3 года назад

In Westview under protection of FBI Agent Jimmy Woo? It all makes sense!

@eloradean-moore3914 3 года назад

and LaFoote wrote the bio

@hearty0 3 года назад

@@magicalsleeper love that connection to WandaVision

@bruhfiller9718 3 года назад

capn crunch is sus

@DoABarrelRol1l 3 года назад

I think Seadog has been lying low after the incident to prevent the Guppy's crew from sailing into troubling (lawsuit filled) waters. Was that handrailing up to code?

@marxjester9802 3 года назад

Matpat: Accepts that Count Chocula is an actual Count even though we don’t have an official backstory of him Also Matpat: Accuses Cap’n Crunch of not being a real naval captain even though we do have a backstory of him explained through the advertisements.

@meisstupid 3 года назад

Well, Count Chocula is a descendant of Count Dracula

@sarmeister1699 3 года назад

To be fair, unlike with the Count who does have a backstory somewhat explained, and Donald Duck, who has military service records that ya can get access too from the US Military records department, Crunch doesn't have that.

@sarmeister1699 3 года назад

@Michael Luzier Well the Naval Commander did say that the Navy had no record of a Captain Crunch within the Navy

@nehandegala3918 3 года назад

I see no problem here

@benjones7634 2 года назад

I like the vitriol in this video....very important work you're doing here matt.

@tinabond9414 Год назад

Now I can add one more reason to my list why I dont like caption crunch cereal😆btw love your vids

@afzalhossain7240 2 года назад

Moral of the story: Don't dress up as a solder or you'll get dunked on by the US military.

@Phoenixtears222 2 года назад

When I went to JROTC camp this summer, we were issued uniforms for the camp. And were told to not try them on at home, and NOT to whear them outside. At the time I laughed it off but i had no clue it was a fedral crime! Sife note: not I did not whear the uniform outside of the hellhole known as camp

@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789 2 года назад

*"geeettttttt dunked on!!!"

@NightVulture219 2 года назад

It's seriously a cartoon character there is nothing to debunk

@orangesquids119 Год назад

I would like to know why mat pat says he's never had four stripes but a clip he uses in 6:53 it shows other wise

@void-9572 Год назад

@@orangesquids119 That's still 3, the end of his sleeve does not count as a stripe.

@simonastor1437 3 года назад

Man this just feels so much like the good old “Marios Secretly a Communist with ASPD” theories. Good nostalgia vibes

@veryhot6284 3 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html.

@maymay5600 3 года назад

bro, the good days of sans being ness and fucking nintendo added sans as a fucking skins!

@uynayz9157 3 года назад

@@veryhot6284 Ah, the good old' days when bots didnt fucking comment links on how to convert PDF's

@Ayesha______ 3 года назад

omg that's exactly what i was thinking

@the-noggin-x2692 2 года назад

When the captin crunch guy makes the gargling drowning noises, I laughed so much. Anybody else?

@itsmealana_04 Год назад

As quite literally being an active duty nuke student in the US Navy, this has gotta be the most applicable video to myself. It's crazy, it wants me to freakin boycott one of my fave cereals, just hearing about Cap'n Crunch's impersonation... I should really do my own research, but I do really appreciate MatPat for opening my eyes with these thoroughly researched and meticulously crafted videos.

@Armund_Wolffe 3 года назад

being 100% honest, this just reinforces Cap'n Crunch being my favorite sugary cereal

@Novastitous 3 года назад

It’s freaking tasty and that’s fact

@Just_AnotherBozo 3 года назад

Bruh you friggin terrify me

@idealistic6440 3 года назад

same

@strangegamesstuff_yt9112 3 года назад

yup I will never stop eating Cap’n Crunch

@onigiri2032 3 года назад

It always hurts my mouth

@georgiangelov13 2 года назад

“Captain” can only be his Nickname. Captain James Cook was never a Captain, only a Lieutenant, and then later got promoted to Commander, however because he was the leader of his Ship, he naturally got referred to as “Captain” (like how a Pirate ship’s leader would also be Captain), and that’s how he got remembered!

@sisterperiod4085 2 года назад

That was already addressed in the video..

@kusaisama 2 года назад

Who's James Cook?

@johnjones5354 2 года назад

@@kusaisama He was a famous explorer and cartographer (mapmaker) in the Royal Navy. He was killed in 1779 in Hawaii while attempting to detain the ruling chief of the Island. Oddly, he was killed by the same person that killed Captain Crunch. Cereal killer.

@steelpump100 2 года назад

He spedifially said that capn crunch broke the stolen valor act of *2013* and James cook died in like the 1700s so that doesn't really match.

@johnjones5354 2 года назад

@@steelpump100 Sorry to hear that you are humor impaired. It must be difficult when added to your spelling and grammar problems.

@serialwordabuser5014 Год назад

Merchant Navy or Civilian Vessel Masters who hold professional quals are also afforded the title captain if in charge of a ship or if they are seniors in the industry. Merchant navy uniforms are modelled on generic military uniforms but aren't standardised so stripes can be any form. In addition companies often drag feet issuing uniforms and its standard practice to hold onto gear as long as possible. No USA or military insignia on uniform means its not military for USA. His ship flies company flag and civilian prefix so he's merchant navy with a naval inspired uniform from his company.

@-No_3- Год назад

The world is tearing a part of fictional story about a fictional cereal mascot that could just as well be in a different universe but it’s the Internet so I don’t know what it expected , but this is hilarious content so I don’t care

@19mhurley 3 года назад

nobody: Absolutely Nobody: MatPat: *Cancels Cap'n Crunch*

@tannergilbreath507 3 года назад

It kinda feels like MatPat is accusing Commander Crunch of not being a real person

@chadgoldsmith6478 3 года назад

WHICH IS ABSURD! Any true follower of the CRUNCH would know better. We at CrunchFacts strive to bring the world the truth, while this lunatic is trying to singlehandedly cancel Crunch. I realize now as I sit here typing this that I will not stand for this!

@augisoncrack 3 года назад

That didnt age well

@justjust5068 3 года назад

that didint age well

@landonward3837 3 года назад

@@justjust5068 what do you mean, did something happen to the cap’n?!?!

@augisoncrack 3 года назад

@@landonward3837 no-

@trackstarbrandon 8 месяцев назад

Captain Crunch is officially a captain

@ww2historian9 4 месяца назад

I can explain the discrepancies. First he could be a privateer, which would make him be considered a naval officer but also means he doesn’t need to have any records. The second option is back in the 60’s or 70’s the building where they kept many military records caught on fire in St.Louis and lots of the records were destroyed.