Conan O'Brien remarks at 2013 White House Correspondents' Dinner (C-SPAN) 

Also one my fav' jokes!

when he said "You can't hurt me"😂😂😂😂😂😂

8:27

Chad Clifford hmn

What's 'hmn' stand for?

They should get Bill Burr.

+Enrique Godinez oh god

+Enrique Godinez no one would be safe

Because I think Conan made a pact with a genie to give him magical powers of entertaining everyone NO MATTER WHAT. I want to find this genie.

When the jokes don’t make the room laugh, that’s when they’re the funniest

he has an iq of 160, genius level.

Oh I didn't realise I had clicked on his Wikipedia link

He's a legend

@@aazz7997 😂

"Jesus H Gun", he should produce a TV series about that guy.

It's so white, US cops wouldn't shoot it and it would vote for the Tea Party.

@@Karlthegreat84 the u.s. is still (barely) a majority white country, and in terms of raw numbers, more white people voted for obama than black people did, despite the fact that nearly all black voters did. so that joke perhaps isn't in the best of taste. seth meyers did a better take on your joke at the 2011 event, when he said that "if your hair gets any whiter, the tea party is going to endorse it." make the joke about how the tea party is racist, rather than implying that all white people are.

22:15

Most intelligent and entertaining host...notice he stayed away from a lot of obvious personality attacks...just good late night stand-up.

@@sirmoonslosthismind well, obviously. since there are more white people in America than there are black people.

Agreed

People think that???? He just killed it here! Geez

I felt he was bombing at the start to be honest, but Conan just isn't fazed by anything, and he turned it around. That's some powerful reliability.

His humor is so intelligent, it gets them a while to get used to it.

As one of The old writter of The Simpson id expect nothing less then dome open easy jokes with some more sublte ones in between The lines

This & Norm's were the best because they were both hilarious and basically non political and light hearted

Although Conan is capable of writing those jokes, he did not. Props to the writers

Rickles was also good, most people that like norm and Conan like rickles

I’d be very surprised to find out that Conan wrote all of these jokes himself. He is an amazing comedian but he’s not God. What an incredible set.

@@nathaneivers8700 the speech isnt part of the show he wont ask his SHOW writers to write his totally unrelated speech

wantafanta01 They were both very good, however, their approaches were different. It doesn't need to be a competition.

+wantafanta01 the Colbert one was almost hard to watch, he went for the throat.

One would say personal attacks make a legendary moment

I am that one, norm MacDonald >>>>

I mean I love Conan but the most? I think Craig Ferguson deserves that title tbh

That’s okay, a lot of stuff goes over my head, and I’m an American lol

Conan's face expressions are hilarious

The jokes are written for Washington insiders, so I think that's pretty normal

Conan has a great delivery and presence

Same and I felt weird for laughing anyway

He does...

@@DarkManSonian r/woosh

@@Dkrooney1081 leave me be rapscallion

@@yashdhikle4825 a mischievous person lmak

Never heard of this "conan" person. He seems he graduated from a college

Same same

As a foreigner I did not get the NPR joke, what is funny about it?

@@helgedell they are unusual, and most people don't understand them because they are so intelligent. You have to have a good education and read a lot. It's subtle humor.

there was no slow start. he killed it beginning to end.

Not ad free

"ad free" = chock full of ads

not anymore in 2022 Google is a bandit

OMG that is soooo freaking funny LOL

"mr President your hair is so white, it could be a member of your cabinet" it killed me !!

Because unlike President Trump, C-SPAN isn't thin-skinned and petulant.

@@PacxPlays

@@lockandloadlikehell that's a factual statement. I am a nerd 🤓

#incapableoflivinginthemoment

That's because Trump's a self conscious snowflake

@@somedudeinatunnel3102 Or it’s cause they spent 3 years lying about him and smearing him 24/7 while during Obama’s 8 years all they did was defend him and lie for him

@@thanos2170 Keep drinking that kool aid

@@somedudeinatunnel3102 What’s incorrect about what I said?

@@thanos2170 Your name and profile pic is THANOS. So at this point, your opinion means dogshit.

That gavel really calmed him down

Yep. Also watch the old ones with Bill Clinton. He's the one that laughs the hardest when he gets roasted for Monicagate.

Lovely...made me smile

@@Karlthegreat84 bill loved that shit lol

@@Karlthegreat84 link pleaseeee

@@cgbj2416 Well.. I'm not finding the exact one I had in memory, so here's two others that were kinda good: 2000: After 49:00 and after 1:02:00 on the cat/dog ads ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-OsxgsofXiEg.html (52:00 for lulz btw) 1996: Around 34:00 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-wdHaSrC8eCI.html also had a good one, though rather meant the US armed forces.

Lossa Y too scripted...honestly, I didn’t see the whole place laugh...not as much as u make it seem. His more natural at his show. Idk didn’t like the scripted laugh when he claimed selling his acc to aljazeera for 500mil...they buy anything, hahahaha, i mean literally 4 ha or 2haha...n no it wasn’t sarcasm, it was in parentheses In the as he “read” jokes

@@arturosoto24 well it is the White House.

Thank you, kind sir

Thanks man!

I got it. It took me about 10 months to get the joke.

i don't know if any thought went into it, but i actually think that was the right way to subtitle it. that's what you need to know to get the joke. actually transcribing the spanish, or translating it into english, would get in the way of appreciating the joke.

And he wasn't arrested?

Saying he "killed" at this event is a euphemism for saying he was very funny. You should get out more.

kevin g That is a very stupid euphemism then. Killing isn't supposed to be a good thing.

Like I said, you should get out more.

kevin g Haha, what an ignorant moron you are.

I honestly didn't get that joke. Is it implying that FOX has no sense of humor that they can only laugh at something not funny like a little girl injuring herself? Or does it mean they are safe, they only laugh at slapstick humor (ie. Someone falling)? Appreciate you explaining, joke went over my head :)

Celia L It's implying that they're evil because they would laugh at a child getting hurt.

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly

quotation marks are for quotes, not paraphrases.

can you explain that sir?

@@soriaaaa100 Pandemic

@@pendragonchen what happened in florida

No, he said it because of George Bush Jr

Burr is too general with his ideas. He doesnt really follow the details and minutae of politics, media, etc. It would be hard to to do his ranting style on this level.

Bill Burr isb;t really fir for this. I mean his comedy is more general, This is meant more for political satirist and so forth,

@@PiCheZvara dude i just said that damn

You said it a year ago so it’s fair game now. Bill Burr is way too general, that’s just my opinion

But now, because Trump and the establishment are such snowflakes, there won't be a comedian at the WH correspondents' dinner at all.

Tagline could be "Locked and Lord-ed"

I didn't get that joke.. 17:30 is when the joke begins

Poor them. Must be soulless.

they don't have to laugh if the don't find it funny

Bruhhh 18:40 mans didn’t even flinch

8:30

Sorry for asking but please can you explain the joke to me. Thank you.

Arnold R 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Arnold R: How is that a joke? It's the truth!

@@sh230968 A riff on them being mean bastards.

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I wonder how many people got that.

I didn't get that joke.

If he has an appreciation for print media and still goes to a blacksmith it implies that print media is outdated

Seth Myers did in 2011 too, probably every year, everything has to be made fun of

Maybe it’s just me, but it looked like the camera was shaking once in a while so clearly they have a good sense of humor.

They get roasted every year. It’s part of the shtick

ZChenJ I totally agree, with Conan you have to have that smart sense of humor. This shows a lot with the people in DC who couldn’t even understand his humor.

can u plz explain a few... especially the part of israel of pandering... and the blacksmith.. ty

@@ZJC1234 right? The blacksmith part was the easiest to get joke.

"Print media is the kid who died sophomore year. But don't worry, we dedicated the yearbook to you."

Whew chile....that would be epic

I don’t think the country is ready for it... still

Honestly that's a real possibility. I could see Biden inviting him.

He would have been perfect while Trump was president and he showed up. Hahahaha

@@PushPullPp that would be hilarious

Yes, this was legendary Norm's in 1997 was a close runner up

watch Colbert's. best of the best. and so many are great.

Hassan Minhajs was better.

@@OGBeyblade Than CONAN!!?? Now THAT'S funny. You're good at the absurdist stuff. Take that act out on the road , please

Al Franken's vicious smackdown of Newt Gingrich, to his face, no less, was non pareil

what do you think? They know he's right. It´s a hard crowd too so this was quite impressive

They are politicians they are boring people hence the world is awful since awful people rules the world

That's because they know the truth about our country...the world. . And politics

It doesn't help the accoustics in that room seem to be pretty bad. I mean the wall behind Conan seems to be carpet.

Just watched. Made my day.

The death of Jesus blamed on Obama care lol

I just saw this for the first time in 2019. Wishing i had watched it live back then LMAO!!

@@aneev609 ⁰⁰ppl

Ted mosby at 16:22.... anyone noticed?

It's a once a year event where the President gets a chance to roast the media.

npr is the table with sexual predators

@@Dakotaidk I believe your thinking of fox

@@ethanvarga2450 ghislane is literally at the npr table

@@Dakotaidk True, but Bill O'reilly is literally at the Fox Table

Who is she ?

Conan*

Epic indeed! Epic epic epic!!!

@@djsingh5031 Consn*

Maybe ypu meant to say, the crowd didn't come to see "KILLING" for 30 minutes?

Same