Trevor Noah COMPLETE REMARKS at 2022 White House Correspondents' Dinner (C-SPAN) 

Agreed. Really impressed it wasn't mean

Dr. Jill Biden personally delivered all of Noah's babies, NOW THAT is impressive.

Right?! @toastmasters and @roastmasters have to be proud tonight. This MUST be added to the curriculum!

@@aaroncloward1654 what's toastmasters?

What a lovely mix, soft humour, yet very correct reporting

He said he wasn't there to tear anyone down.

@@rickrodriguez3297 dems are already down.

He should do Johannesburg...

@@kandipoopipants1794 : There is no such thing as old news.

Kandi 💩 is spamming all the threads. Sad! Bigly sad.

Is scowl kg SLC alarm off

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He is...

Dave Chappelle is the Ali but Trevor’s really good

@@elip.982 right you are. They are the Tyson/Ali, the Jordan/Lebron, the goats of their respective games. I just saw Dave live for his 50th birthday at MSG, a legendary experience for sure

100%

Agreed 💯

There are lots of rocks in the world but only a few diamonds. Treavor is one of the few. Virtually anybody with a voice can learn to become a great singer. However, even though Trevor has gotten better with practice he started with a great talent. Hats off to you Trevor.

I couldn't agree more! I lived him on "The Daily Show" and still love him. I'm so excited for him to do more stand-up. 💓

If these people could do what he did tonight... Oh what a dream that would be!

You hit on one of the most important points made, apparently not everyone caught that or considered it. 👍

BOOM

Yes. Other people around the world, if given money and a cushy life full of celebrity, would absolutely be corrupt. They're corrupt when their freedom and lives depend on being truthful. Don't kid yourselves. We are all trash for a few bucks. Journalists do what we want. We want reinforcement of our beliefs... $$$$$$$

His ending challenge was a beautiful invitation to consider their ways and the gift of freedom and responsibility they have. Sadly, I felt their standing ovation was to themselves. I could be wrong, but that's how it felt to me.

That was one of my favorite lines!!! Total kill shot right at the end, PERFECT!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Literally spit my tea out in front of my in-laws when I heard that one 🤣

Hate to say it…but what evacuation was he referencing 😩🤦🏾‍♂️

@@soILLitsADVISED Afganistan evacuation brov

I can’t breathe 😭😭😭

Josh onto fun good so on for

Stay flexible show common happy mood not achieve every people

@@shahulhameedk9 WTF are you 2 clowns ☝️on about 😂

The ending was even epic while everyone blows away already, he said be careful when you get out of here, because this government is not good at evacuating 🤣🤣🤣 Afghanistan is saying yes

@@getinetwoldu9378 That was deep :D

Yes it was amazing. It made me tearful. He's a fantastic guy. He's has a tough life so he has a lot of empathy. He also has a great sense of humour. I'd seen clips but never all of it. So glad I saw it all too ☺

Hang in there bro. 🤙🏽

Yes, he always hated Trump, but now looks like he opened his eyes. 🤣🤣

Yeah...I was holding my sides

It was a pretty decent impersonation of Jonathan Swan too!

I've been in McConnell's office for a tour one time, he's a Louisville Cardinals fan, that should let you know he's the devil

Me too 😃😃😃

Absolutely! That was a ripper!! And he did it with an Australian accent

Am a biafran and I love south Africa

Hello from Missouri USA! 😊

but you don't allow others to do the same in your country, you kill other black people, here in america black people don't kill black people unless it's a gang fight

Danko"

Absolutely.

Hello, Mpho from SA!

True

Amazing indeed, great son of Africa 🥰

Well well said nailed it

So true... It got real quiet a few times! Lol

You might not know this because you don’t deal with sound. The audience didn’t have a microphone for their reactions. CSPAN didn’t cover this as a comedy special. Stick with your 🪕

The crowd sound is edited wayyyyyyy down just so you all know

That man got a standing ovation. What are you talking about? Or are you one of those people? 🤔🤔

@@holymsophy I'm one of those who knows everyone has gotten a standing ovation

I wish he would go back.

@@kokewolfxo9710 Don't be so sad Vladimir. Have another vodka tovaritsch.

@@nancymugoni657 god ur a Fn dork.🤦

I'd rather listen to 12 hours of farting and shitting than 10 seconds of trevor noah.

Trevor is half WHITE. His azz can go back to South Africa.

Finally out ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-tRz9HQ_YBU8.html

Not funny and not true enough.....

They should have invited Julian Assange as the main speaker.

@@JaIch9999 Fun Fact: Satan's (orange) minions have difficulty recognizing both Humor and Truth/Reality.

@@brianwall9592 What a strange comment. What does that even mean?

As an African, that makes me proud

As opposed to what he is falsely made of?

Finally out ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-tRz9HQ_YBU8.html

Good for him not pretending and for remembering his South African roots. ❤️

@@alemayehuduga2558 As a Swiss, as well.

That's the real question!! Wow!!

And the answer is no, American media doesn't conduct investigative journalism, they conduct click bait for clicks for ads to make money... Real Journalism is almost gone. There are still some around, but not many.

To be able to call out their bullshit, tell them to behave, make them feel good about themselves, and raise integrity all in one sentence, best ending ever

He killed it like he killed the Daily Show.🤣

Would you please overnight me some of what you're smoking? Must be some good $h!+!!

Jon Stewart was very proud of his protege, I am sure. I personally think Jon is better than Trevor, and maybe some others, but he was the perfect man with the perfect skills and the perfect attitude for this moment in time - I don't think anyone anywhere (not even Jon) could have done better than this.

I'd rather listen to 12 hours of farting and shitting than 10 seconds of trevor noah.

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Spot on!!!!! You totally spoke my mind.

Still don't know how he remembers everyone's full name 😂

Do u know what vulgar even means. He talked about testicles did you not hear that

@@tboyultra3152 that’s not vulgar. That’s Biology

@@tboyultra3152 Vulgar would be if he called them "balls".

Fox?

@@WL1264 no CNN and MSNBC, the networks who promoted the now debunked Russia collusion story

Msdnc and CNN are fake 🗑️

@@WL1264 CNN?

@@WL1264 groomer?

Even the Woke crowd didn't realize it was a direct criticism to them. He made them bow to principles that they actually regularly trample with their totalitarian cancel culture and one sided news treatment. He managed to critique current American society right under their nose in a way that was so smart and elegant that even the Woke crowd cannot cancel him. Simply brilliant!

Agreed wholeheartedly!

Indeed 💯

Comedians are the only ones speaking for the people....

Sure did! He has a great way with words when it matters!

Trevor NOAH Said Everything That Needed To Be Heard 👍👍👍😂😂

Yeo

@Miles Doyle dingbat.

Lmao meaningfully stupid and not funny absolutely

#rwanda

I think he is a child molester and about as funny as cancer or standing on a rusted nail in bare feet.

Bullshit

He's a pathetic hack...

I'm very sorry to hear that it hurts when u laugh, at the same time very happy to see senior citizens active on social media.

Yeah he just told us the truth

Well done Trevor Noah

he has a way with jokes ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dAh1RYzG4hg.html

Great job Noah!! Like the many comedians before you, you brought the quality of nobody's beyond being made fun of for all of us are funny in our own way. If not, we'd be souless dregs on society....you know, like Trump Republicans.

Agreed!

Are we watching the same guy?

@@autumn1231 I'm thinking a lot of these are bots.

Perhaps.. a little toooo informed

Yes. I love his book

@@autumn1231 Is he not?

He held nothing back... That was hilarious! Almost shows you how stupid the media polarization really is!

@@thedirty530 They read scripts. Journalism has been dead, dead, for years. Trevor Noah is as relevant as a journalist as any of the attendees of the evening.

trump actually won, it's just that you all can't help to cheat, and the rage against elon's takeover of twitter, confirms that.

@Joseph Koury Unfortunately, the half on the right didn't get to hear it as they will assume/be told it is fake news.

And so are most nonwhite South Africans 😘. 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

Who would've thought you can say things like this in apartheid regime?..

If he only knew who his real daddy was

Probably why he’s able to do it. He recognized he was in a powerful position to unite people, with him also being mixed. He’s super intelligent.

@@tombabcock4967 he does. 🙄🙄🙄

Gr8 observation. You could actually grow that list when it comes to education and the effects on youth.

Absolutely brilliant roasting of DeSantis over and over again

@@MsJustDoIt1974 DeSantis was silly enough to respond saying 'I wasn't even at the event, that is fake news from the left'. He clearly didn't get it 😀

True

He definitely does

I listened to him for like 3 seconds and I was like .. nah not for me.

It's because he's Xhosa, they have a culture that respects intellectualism

@@obokengm788 this is the problem with the west there confusing intelligent with education and that’s what we have now lots of dumb educated people

You’re proud of a sell out agent who divides America? nice.

I'd rather listen to 12 hours of farting and shitting than 10 seconds of trevor noah.

Hello, Siboniso from SA!

Iyoh dude, on my side I was praying that he doesn't make a mistake. It's not easy

I’m a Nigerian and a big fan. The man is extremely intelligent. He is brilliant

You will never catch Tucker, Sean, Laura, "Mike Pillow" or GQP any sycophant say something--anything--remotely close ro negative about Trump like Noah or Colbert says about Biden. Even jokingly. Never.

Damn

Afghanistan burn after the segment ended. Ouch! 🔥

I came here looking for this comment. Seems like a lot of ppl missed it. 😂💀

I totally lold

I different coloured, raised natively and cultured in their way of life. Never saw himself as someone above natives!!!

As a Xhosa person I'm proud of Trevor

@@mashaud9285 powerful, thank you for that lesson.

same and i'm not even south african😅

That ‘coloured’ thing is only used in South Africa; and I do not say call yourself black because I know you are biracial; but given South Africa’s history on race relations anything classified as this or that by that government, to me at least, to be stamen with pinch of salt. It was all just their evil ‘divide and conquer’ strategy where they made sure they can suppress natives, for as long as they crash the populace into little splints with their little different tittles. I believe society makes man, and Trevor unlike most ‘coloureds’ of SA is 50% black and 50% white. He knows nothing about the ‘coloured’ way of life and culture because he was raised black by his black mom in a black township of Soweto amongst blacks, and that’s what moulded him into what he is; his accent, languages he speaks, customs and everything else…his entire life has been Xhosa/Sowetan so I don’t think claiming him as ‘coloured’ in the racist South African context makes sense because the question would be what about him is ‘SA coloured’ besides his skin tone??? The guy doesn’t really identify himself as such, he does point out though that in the South African context he is classified as such! The one thing I usually around my ‘coloured’ friends is wait for them to identify themselves as this or that and then I will also identify them as such! I never immediately call a person coloured because it’s uncomfortable for me to choose for someone that has a choice, so as. general rule I don’t call anyone coloured until they call themselves coloured. SA coloureds as you’d know have groups amongst them that call themselves hottentots and since the land issue many claim they’re Khoisan…which of course makes sense, given the history of the country; but also…having lived in Namibia I have had the privilege of meeting actually Khoi people and though they look ‘biracial’ many have no white ancestors. They’re simply just very light in complexion. It goes without saying that even in SA many dumped the Khoisan tag long ago and identified as coloured in order to benefit or survive apartheid. This is not how people like Trevor and Obama came into existence. They are biracial and SA ‘coloureds’ are not necessarily of biracial descent…many of them are, but many amongst them are also just Khoisan with light skins. We saw this during consultations on land redistribution debates! He may look coloured since he is biracial, but the SA ‘coloured’ population as defined by apartheid regime is a bigger mixed bag than simply black and white parents!

jokes about "covid" real classy and appropriate (that "trump" was the pandemic) by slow "joe". i am sure those that lost friends/family over the past few "years" (covid) we whaling in laughter and fun. and the "evacuation" joke (Afghanistan) made by non-citizen (noah)-at the "end" of his bs show. since that (joke) was pre-formatted (days ago) what not have the families of the deceased (13) US military personnel killed in that "evacuation" in the front row so "they" can also enjoy "trevor's" humor and clown-ship?.. (stupid) and naive america "laughs" to make these persons more "$". hey laugh all you want "giggle" and slow "joe" wasted money and lives in august 2021 so today "laugh" it up!. marketing of "hollywood": british/south African ancient and he "looks" like a younger obama. wow/how 'innovative": noah is an idiot and "buffoon". hilarious "super-spreader". wow. too funny.

I'd rather listen to 12 hours of farting and shitting than 10 seconds of trevor noah.

The name's Joe........Joe Manchin.

Get a life Ken,he,s about as funny as watching paint dry

Wow. His best? He's terrible

@@redseryoutube910 you have to un-mute the video first, silly

Your bar for comedy is extremely low, this guy is about as funny as a cry for help.

Some of y'all need to get a sense of humour. He absolutely was funny, you just don't like that he roasted whoever you support. Hell, like the OP said, he was equal opportunity--which is the entire point of this spot at THIS dinner.

Except we really don't have truly uncensored journalism in the US. There's a reason why Elon Musk bought Twitter.

Uncensored journalism lol

@@soulsurfersteph Right. To make it safe for right-wing scum to be their true selves on Twitter again.

@@soulsurfersteph Twitter isn't journalism or news, it's a forum for grievances and the occasional food for thought.

@@christophermoorhouse8828 maybe you haven’t travel out if this country and been in your mom basement for so long.

segue. It’s not a scooter.

@@tallgoofyb 😂😂

same

what a joke get rid of this administration

@@angelpaige633 Sounds like someone can't take a joke weird.

Right? It's like they want to keep our blood pressure up constantly 😂

That made me laugh so much 😂😂😂

Tell Wolf Blitzer.

Or Fox. All of them.

Its all of them lol be real

Right....because the trainwreck our country has become is funny. Brandon is destroying this country's infrastructure and stability and people are standing around clapping and laughing about it....

Why is it funny for him to be like this when he was pushing for this president? We live in the twilight zone now where everyone is FAKE and is ok with FAKE people. It’s crazy.

And everyone's hopes are Up. We've moved on from Donald DUMP!!

Everything being up is the result of what is happening in Ukraine. We can’t throw that at the current president. Trump would have fared worse.

@@Maurmorr1 This!

trump won tho; fake ballots do not count , it's just that you all can't help to cheat, and the rage against elon's takeover of twitter, confirms that

*Biden does NOT HandLe Evacuations, WeLL!!! Trevor Noah, at RePorter's Party*

Lol no you're not. Cool fib though man.

@@AJ-te7jx shut up

Noah is a Trump hater. Screw him. Let's go Brandon! MAGA '22 & '24!

spot on mate

This is what the first amendment is all about. Make'm sweat trev...

ehhhh fam u need to study econ to know how it works, u know the reason why inflation is so high? Yes, COVID, the virus shutdown alot of factories which is why there are more demands than supply so prices goes up, ppl u need to be educated first than blame others blindly

Do you think, possibly, it's a wake up call? I sure hope so. I hope when Trevor held up the mirror, they took a good long look and felt a calling.

America is the most evil country on existence

There are no journalist any longer only reporters of fake news

Not a comedian....a Trevor Noah

@@cbhaessig to be dairy there are many fine journalists out there, the problem 8s the network and their agenda. Recently a reporter for Fox complained that his coverage of Ukraine was being twisted by the station and anchors. I remember back in thenday when Fox would invite people with opposing views onto the show to discuss topics and the anchor would mediate or play devil's advocate, that was real reporting. Unfortunately the big boys want the population to think all news is fake that way they can do what they like and it doesn't matter if they get caught. People are manipulated like never before, it's just as bad as China or Russia now.

A real and true president in this era was also a comedian😊

@@edralyntashyambr1208 I suspect I know who you mean, unfortunately.

Hello.Thanks for your comments.

Always. Having those qualities AND being hilarious is rare.

Those are the best parts of the show

he shows how common sence issues are being miss handled in a corrupt media and government...funny and sad at same time...reality

and very very gay. Tell the truth...not half truths

@@kevinmahoney5923 He only has them sometimes.

trump won, it's just that you all can't help to cheat, and the rage against elon's takeover of twitter, confirms that.

And it fell on deaf ears :)

Should have mentioned Assange then..But he didn't...

@@Jole30 thank you for telling this puppet what really matters

Talk against Israel then we see lol Each of those you saw would loose her/his job if they criticize Israel or US support for Israel. There are actual law in US to arrest you for that

Shout out to everyone who voted for Beijing biden Thanks for destroying America 🇺🇸 Sincerely The TALIBAN. AOC and antifa Let's go Brandon Have a blessed day yall 💓 💛 💖 💗 🙏❤ ❤ 💓 💛 💖 💗 🙏❤ ❤ 💓 💛 💖 💗 🙏❤ ❤ 💓 💛 💖 💗 🙏❤ ❤ 💓

It is good I can laugh while the economy is shit.

so lucky to have freedom of speech, so much so we aren't allowed to see comments/replies on YTube all the real journalists are on Azov death lists, not "covering Ukraine" from DC

@@BladeValant546 at least you can laugh. In dictatorships they can't laugh nor eat properly.

@@BladeValant546 you know where the “economy is shit “. Ukraine.

Assange crossed the line and is paying for it... more than a decade of his life. Journalism a dangerous profession. Give em all a break.

Actually, tbis is how sadism works with girls....

@@panda123id OP sad comedy not journalism

"Uncomfortable"? on who's perspective? Yours or those in question? I've got news for you, comfortable news is NOT news. Comedy is a mean to break down walls and yes "roasting" do occur or else why they hire a comedian in the first place?

Well said! Great comment! I love your comment and I think it's one of the best on this whole thread, if not the best one. I completely get what you're saying. You're very clever indeed. Thank you for sharing your ideas and thoughts. 🖖 Live Long And Prosper 🌌

You kidding right? Only twice? 😆

“Just enough”? This was so meek.

Actually Elon Musk should be an inspiration to "African kids"

@@slackjawedyokel1 Elon Musk grew up with his father owning an emerald mine ya dip sh*t

I bet you’re fun at parties *cough*

@@xaviersanchez299 cough ? Hope you covered it -

Or just an inspiration to anyone who wants change worth having.......

I'd rather listen to 12 hours of farting and shitting than 10 seconds of trevor noah.

@Joanna Well actually, Trevor was not Jon's pick. John Oliver was his pick (he basically trained Oliver who even subbed for him for a few months when Jon made a movie). HBO poached Oliver first before Jon retired and it didn't happen.

"Fox's segment on vaccines moved their viewers, straight into the ICU" 🤣👈♥️🇺🇲

@@keepitreal6881 lmaooooo right

can someone explain to me about that punchline ?? 🤔

Totally my favorite. Ha and then McConnell’s answered while looking up. Hope it’s not too hot for Mitch down there.

His impressions are hilarious too!

Brilliant

🐢

Excellent

I'd rather listen to 12 hours of farting and shitting than 10 seconds of trevor noah.

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He should have done Johannesburg first....

Everyone, except for matt gaetz was able to feel proud.😒😂

Masterful performance. Kudos to Mr. Trevor Noah. He holds truth to power. *Excellent*

@@kandipoopipants1794 What does that mean, do Johannesburg?

@@oddjob914 ,,.yep.,.me too...not sure what he Kandi pants) means.... hope he is not doing a Fuzzy Zoeller...

value "freedom" by banning people we don't like, because they are "racists". great job 👌.

He uses a few on his show....but nothing like every other word....I especially 😍 the 2 shows he did when Cheetoe TRAITOR was in the UK ....a picking fights w the.mayor b4 he landed 🤣😹😅😂

Yes, protect the mockingbird press at all costs. Julian Assange didn't make the grade; too bad he rots in prison.

@@marshamariner7897 I'll take a cheeto over a extra burnt preztels

@@scottmartin9499 to each their own Scott babes 😘

Lol. IKR!

I heard what you said there, Trevor! Lol.

I didn't get the joke

@@ShahidulIslam-dd8he I think it has to do with evacuation from Afghanistan.

Slick lol