Conceal This Pineapple on Your Person | Full Task | Taskmaster 

to be fair, no points.

@@MaybeAnnatar Kathrine Ryan is from the US.

@@asapatheist Katherine Ryan is Canadian

@@gamekid55 she is clearly not from the UK is my point.

@Onlyinferiorpeopleneedcensors RU-vidsucks you are someone who doesnt know how to use their nose to breathe

i know, i was thinking some in your hair, under your finger nail etc

I was thinking if there was a way to hide literally just the tiniest piece behind an ear, or something crazy like that too.

Yeah just stuff leaves everywhere

@@codebracker Not 'everywhere' cause if there's a piece there he didnt geuss wrong. Thats why i found Katherine should have won over Jon. For only the few places she hides it in, he had to geuss a lot.

Maybe just hide the leaves from the top, theyre nicely flat and clean

We can improve it for some primitive devices such as mills and power...

I thought you were talking about the blender

@@richardpartrestal8664 this comment elevated Vidiia’s comment to complete hilarity.

Do you mean the blender? 😭

That is the stupidest idea ever

@@ljbarrowmanlj8542 Not really, airports do check produce coming in to prevent the spreading of diseases to crops that we grow

Considering Brexit, this comment aged quite well and suprisingly fast.

The idea of smuggling is that the thing you try to smuggle in remain intact.

Good riddance.

she did because that caused him to guess wrong

walrus I CAN'T LIKE A COMMENT MORE THAN ONCE AND IT ANGERS ME.

I feel like she gave it away, he asked about crotch and she revealed the whole corset, but all she had to say was yes to crotch and not show him, the same way the dude with pineapple in his ass didn't have to show or remove it immediately.

@@protojager, exactly! Why show the whole shebang when he had only guessed one spot? He already had 14 incorrect guesses for her, though... why would she assume that John would have caused 20 incorrect guesses? I think she probably thought she had already won. And it would have been hard to open the jumpsuit to show her crotch without also showing her belly/corset.

no points.

Pregnancy belly

That's what the girl was saying too. She was talking about her coochie.

My first thought would've been to get a wig colored similarly to your hair, tape the pineapple to the back of your head, and blend your hair and the wig over it.

@@ashurean my first thought would've been to create dozens of pineapple-shaped bulges all over my body to throw the guesser off

I literally thought the same thing, lmao.

Damn you need olive oil

@@yeetreviews bruh noooo 😂☠️💀

Oooo sounds painful

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

i want to see the face of the doctor when you try to explain why you have a pineapple there

Liked for youchewb

It’s RU-vid not youchewb learn how to spell correctly and it’s pineapple not pinapple omg and it’s I’ve not i’ve omg omg omg Just fucking with you 😉

@@MrNick- you must be fun at parties mate

@@sonnerlynnhabab5818 did you not read the full comment?

I welcomed the challenge. I’ve being preparing for such a thing for years...

And in a later series, when Bob Mortimer tells him: “It’s my birthday today. What d’you think of that?” Alex responds: “I quite like it.” Always knows what to say, this man.

I was the 1k like and that makes really happy for some reason

And that's why I love the English

Ok but happy Thanksgiving!

Wäre Raab ein Teil davon gewesen, wäre etwas Großes passiert

@@lechugsrevenge Na hör mal

Maybe the real pineapple-hiding were the pineapples we hid along the way

I think he also avoided hiding the pineapple bits in symmetry as in he hid some in the right glove, but not the left one, something on his left knee but not the right one and so on. So every time Alex got a place right he would then more or less have to guess the other side too.

This is the comment that needs to be acknowledged :)

Hello I like your profile picture

she is going to steal your bullets

Joe tried, but we all saw how that worked out.

I cant imagine that ending well. Pineapple has this annoying tendency to eat away as soft tissues

@Gamer Just shove it in a bag, first? Would have been funny, which is what they were going for, anyway.

I've seen a video of a very talented young lady doing just that.

@@Kosmologiikka Oh no. Where? For science reasons.

And as the party goes on the juice drips down....

@@jionmionskwisgaar1476 there are sealable plastic bags out there. They will not leak juice, as long as you close it correctly. You can also use other sealable containers and hide them on you. Should you have more timey you could even dry the Entire Pinapple so it will not leak anything. There are more than enough ways to make it happen :D

If it was a party I would suggest cutting up only one pineapple into equal pieces and then having players hiding that without making the piece smaller.

Kinda sounds like "Assassin" in a party setting, which sounds fun! Could probably use something other than pineapple, though.

@@The-Divey if it’s disk shaped that would be ridiculously easy to hide on say your lower back (at least assuming your clothes aren’t that tight fitting

He certainly had a trick in his arsenal for this task.

The Umbrella however is not on her. So that would be cheating.

Couldn't find her name?

@@jonhohensee3258 I forgot it and wasn't concerned about rewatching the video to find it.

@@davidodonovan1699 - You didn't have to rewatch it. Just look at the description below the video. 🙄

@@jonhohensee3258 I've learnt the hard way to not take things very seriously. I'm on medication for serious anxiety.

@@davidodonovan1699 - No you're not.

I highly suggest you watch this show! Its a bunch of comedians being given tasks that they have to solve in their own ways. There are full episodes up on this channel!

@@ianthehuman there are full tasks, not episodes

@@JoeMakaFloe the entirety of season 1 is up on this channel

@@delphia3K WHAT?

@@delphia3K Oof every single one except ep. 4 is unavailable in my country

thanks actually pretty much what i thought of at first :)

When you use the wrong formula but get the right answer

@@flyingdutchman8371 I don't see the flaw in the math. 41 pineapples, one of which is correct, each cut in half makes 41*2=82 pineapple halves, of which 2 are from the correct pineapple.

@@majickman It's not actually about math, it's a saying that basically means getting to the desired end, using unconventional means

....would be rough to do in 20 minutes

probably happy she didn't shove pineapple up her ass

No because it was considered a wrong guess.

@Christopher Manella you would have lost because they guessed that pretty quick into the game

@Christopher Manella nah, its once they've guessed every place that the pineapple is, its over. so if you ate the whole thing and since that was probably the first thing asked you would've done the worst at this

@@diana-9562 eat most of it and hide tiny pieces under nails or hair.

Britain: Hold my Guinness

_"You fell to the old two glove trick!"_

He probably avoided hiding the pineapple in the same place twice. What I mean is he hides it in his right glove but not the left one. Tape a bit to his right knee but not the left one. So Alex was tricked into guessing a wrong spot every time he got a right one. Even if he gets what Jon is doing he has to guess them because what if Jon deviates on some place.

Face full of botox

Botox will do that to you.

Wow, you should really give game design a go

That wouldn’t be nearly as funny though. This is clearly an “entertainment over rules” type of show.

@@obesus787 I'd disagree with that. There's a distinction to be made where humor is found. The big humor hits of the show through execution generally lie in either succeeding/failing to circumvent the ruleset given in an interesting way (i.e. success - mat to balls, failure - balloons in bag, succeeding or failing to find a secret method that was there from the start) or nonchalance/not giving a shit over trying to think too much about a task at all (i.e. potato in hole). Trying to be vague enough that if you've seen it you know what i'm talking about and if you haven't it doesn't spoil without context. The way this task works doesn't do any of that -- the humor is derived from the concept of the task itself -- people plastering pineapple all over their body. It's going to be really funny seeing everyone do that task in their own way. It's just the way it's written to be judged leads the outcome to kind of fall flat because it just feels like to get a lot of points, you could just kind of do the task poorly, rather than it feeling like more points went to players who performed some kind of outplay. Having a ruleset/method of judging that doesn't completely align with what the spirit of the task seems to be doesn't add any extra humor, but rather just kind of takes away from it. It's an unsatisfactory way to end, and having a better, more succinct ruleset that judges the task based more on how well the task was performed only serves to leave a satisfactory end to what was an already humorous task rather than taking away from it. And it seems like many people agree with that sentiment. I know this was kind of long, but I could tell it'd be on of those things I'd end up writing out over several replies later anyway.

iczyje agree to disagree then

the whole point of this show is to allow cheating

😂😂

The only issue with eating it is that the goal of the game was actually to have the "guesser" make the most incorrect guesses. Therefore, drinking it all is actually a really poor strategy. All the guesser would have to do is immediately say "Did you eat any of it?" and they would be done. That is one correct guesses out of one total guesses. That is why the guy that hid it on ~20 obscure parts of his body won this challenge. The guy made a bunch of guesses finding it and made several incorrect guesses along the way. I suppose you could modify the "eat it" strategy by eating most of it and hiding a very small part of it in a very obscure part of your body (like in your ear, or something) and making the guesser flounder around trying to find the second piece. I still think the "making it into dozens of tiny pieces" strat is better.

@@tylerb6981 Now I have an idea. On every task before this one, insist on the fact that your right ear is deaf. Really make it known. Then, do your strategy of eating most of it then hide a small piece, but use it as an earplug for your LEFT ear. Of course your right ear isn't actually deaf so you can still hear, but Alex should instantly think "Wait, if his right ear doesn't work, maybe he hid it there ?" and guess right ear. Wrong. Furthermore, if he thinks about it, given what he knows, there's no possible way it's hidden in your left ear since he thinks it's your only working ear. Therefore, he should keep guessing until he makes a throwaway guess on your left ear. EDIT : Fuck, I just realized that he can just say "Is there some in your ears" and the whole strategy's fucked.

@@givrally7634 You could respond "which ear?". I dunno if you'd get away with it, but maybe? Your strategy might work, but that's why they don't get to know about the tasks beforehand; very little possible prep.

The drinking strategy by Jon is interesting, but not because of the consumption, which is kinda easy to guess (50/50, perhaps). Small amounts of pineapple, blended and put in ziploc bags, could be concealed in more difficult places with less obvious outline, especially if secured by clingfilm. Maybe combine that with the "lots of little bits" gambit. Anyway, great task!

Your Dad that’s basically what Jon did

Hair is actually a great idea. I have dreadlocks I could hide probably a quarter pineapple in there... But washing them afterwards would be a nightmare

They only had 20 minutes though

Better yet: carve the inside and put back together empty, and only hide the insides. 😂

@@djawnsjhilson218 True, but it doesn't take long to chop something up. A minute would probably be pretty generous for the extra chopping. That leaves a lot of time for hiding. Any pieces you couldn't hide you could just, maybe, hold in your hand. This is all with the benefit of hindsight and no pressure, of course.

LucianCorrvinous Son of Hekaté either way you put it in, it’s gonna hurt like hell

@@YanosProductions nothing that s important is not without its portion of pain, which gets me hot, and that is why that suggestion came to mind in the first place....how's you pain tolirance, may I ask....?

heck a lot of lube.. a plastic glove.. aaand a first aid kit.

@@matejplachta9460 you could just cut of the spikes

@@jana7359 maybe blend the pineapple and put it inside the lube bottle and shove the whole bottle up after youre done using it

Ah but if you move they make all sorts of noise, leak, shift, and lets not forget the buldge

just soak your clothes in the liquid. easy

@@lilabs_ it would still be quite the sticky mess, not to forget small absolutely like pineapple from head to toe. That considered it would definitely throw the man questioning them off guard with plenty of decoy things. Like the glove trick.

I meant to say "smell" not "small". -shrugs- Oh well

@@aliciaoverturf It would definitely require some sacrifices and some laundry after haha. Depends on how far they are willing to go lol. The glove trick was very smart.

When I saw this I thought “huh I guess British people are actually just as weird as Koreans” 😂

Steve, we've talked about this. They are still wierd, and no you may not sleep with the babysitter. Just because your into Ukranians doesnt mean you get a pass on a 17 year old.

There might be 2 problems with this strategy: 1. Greg might still consider reducing it by cooking as 'discarding the juice/water from the pineapple' 2. Even if the method is allowed, there is a time limit of 20 minutes, I think it would take quite a while to cut/blend it up and simmer it for enough time to reduce it enough. On top of that it would be burning hot, unless if you put it in something that is multiple layers of fabric away from your skin, you'll have to wait until it has cooled down. I doubt you have enough time (even if you pop it into the freezer). Even if you found enough time to cool it to a bearable temperature, then you'd still need enough time left to actually hide it on your body. I really think the time constraint wouldn't allow this method to work.

She had 20 minutes and she used that time for her waist spot

Too obvious

For real! I've got pretty decently long dreadlocks that I could wrap around the pineapple like a boa constrictor and it would even stay in place on its own.

Because most women don't want pineapple in their hair.

@@---cr8nw and most men wouldn’t want it down their pants 🤷‍♀️ yet here we are...😒

Just being a knife, and be quick. You'll be fine

Lol why do you know that

@@petarus625 He mentioned it while painting a pineapple with sunglasses on the Secret Artist Podcast with Annie McGrath xD

Funny British people doing funny things.

You're missing out

I have the same question

I have no idea but I clicked so

I think many of us are asking the same. I saw the subtitle "conceal a pineapple on your person" and I was lost.

@niduoe stre Joe almost certainly did.

It seems like this particular task is an exception since points are based on the most wrong guesses. Alex has more ideas on where to guess for later contestants, but this could work in their favor if he keeps getting it wrong. But I agree that it’s unfair for something like the aubergine hide and seek task in series nine

Always a joy to see the obscure references to Psych

Right??

You hear about Pluto? That’s messed up.

@@valeriek8537 I can HEAR this comment lol

Lol I was looking for the psych comment 🍍

First bit for me as well. Going back to the beginning after this.

You still dont get it

Elephant in the room, meet pineapple in the crotch

he only pulled it out after Alex guessed it, watch closely at 4:35 and 4:44, no crown visible, fly closed

Fresh pineapple has an enzyme in it that is destroyed by cooking. I know this is old, but in case anyone is wondering.

Yes, the live studio audience laugh track

Pot calling a kettle a phone reciever? Lolol I know what u meant but that wasn’t the best emoji choice for the job haha

Weirdo