So fun fact the Mr. Sparkle fish isn't the only bit of blatant infringement in this game. Later on there's literally just the movie poster for "the End of Evangelion". I don't know if I'm the first person to notice these things but I can't find anyone else who's pointed them out... Also sorry I messed up the subtitle at 21:56 should have been ' " ' not ' * '
So I think it's time for some jokes on german : Was macht ein Leprakranker in der Disco? - Gucken, was heute abgeht. Mein Papa hat jetzt über 252 Leute unter sich! - Er ist übrigens Friedhofsgärtner Treffen sich 2 Männer, sagt der eine: “Meine Frau ist ein Engel.” Meint der andere darauf: “Hast du ein Glück, meine lebt noch.” Was hängt im Baum und ist schwarz? - Ein Spanner nach einem Waldbrand.
( in Japanese mission ) I wonder how when you try to find hetai stuff you cant find easter egg in the map about a gunman guy threat other civilian guy to delete or write something in computer ( that's long time ago when I was 13 fond it ) !
Jolly shoots nearly every team mate in the game. Japanese school girl gets into trouble and he become an expert Swat member and never once hit the girl while shooting danger close to her.
While I understand why there are german-speaking baddies in Argentina, it still baffles me why they're sending the German Border Police as an overseas commando unit to sort it out.
Playing the game in French, the dubbing is even more ridiculous. The guys completely just change accents from one sentence to another. They'll talk to you with a Belgian accent, then they start running around shouting with the thickest British accent I've ever heard
@@cdru515 but Condition Zero is just Counter Strike. It's not like it had story or something. It had single player mode where you played versus bots and had additional objectives, but it wasn't campaign that it was deleted from. Deleted scenes sounds more like No Russian from Modern Warfare 2 on German market. (It wasn's actually deleted, but you can't shoot civilians or you will lose).
"Quick! Go down there and buy us some time!" Spends half an hour on browsing through japanese shops like a tourist and probably would just read manga if the game let him
I love the fact that you cannot keep yourself from dying for 5 minutes Also what do you expect voice-acting wise if the game has never been finished off
Fun fact: the swat guy use a Benelli XM1014 which Turtle Rock used to using it as a SPAS as a placeholder, indirectly making the shotgun has the same effect as the old SPAS from Half-Life game. It's just for the Terrorists NPC and Argentina SWAT there, as for the player and the other SWAT counterparts, they use the original XM1014 straight up from this game, not the placeholder one. That's why if you play this game, you can differentiate both of those shotguns' sounds despite they're being the same model and design
What is funny is that I'm actually watching this from Puerto Rico, Argentina.... (Yes, there's a city called Puerto Rico, which is pretty close to Puerto Iguazú LOL). We do have jungle over here, it can get cold as well, but we don't have thouse mountains, neither guerrilla xD
15:48 That was a Japanese word that roughly means "Dammit". ...Why do I know the answer to this? Edit: 18:48 "Stop it! Get your hands off me!" HOLY CRAP I know basic Japanese.
Because they're very common expressions in anime. Same with "tasukete"; a single word that's usually expressed on its own, which allows even an inexperienced listener to make it out and identify it.
"Ruh oh, 'ris might racist shaggy!" Is still my favorite jolly quote. And not 30 seconds after acknowledging how doing the accent is definitely going to be a bad idea. After Fitz got too big to upload anymore, Jolly has filled that void. God bless our special.. special boy.
@@jollysbigolvideohole9402 Well yeah I figured so. I just meant is that recording session gonna be uploaded as a series on here? Also have you tried Republic Commando? It's a great Star Wars FPS game. Speaking of Nazis in Argentina I think one of the more infamous ones that escaped was Josef Mengele the angel of death infamous for his experiments on twins.
2:50 When running in face first is a more effective strategy than anything else is how you know it's a modern military shooter. This game was ahead of the curve of the other brown/green shooters :p
"Escort who" Are we gonna pretend the message that said to take out the hostile while the Vice president get escorted didn't show up on the screen? I hope not
chat: argentina is cold jolly: no it's not is like a jungle city chilean: haha yes is more like a country with a lot of defeats haha batalla naval de iquique XD
Says country that is on the edge of the abyss and the sea, that it is constantly trembling, and that they are persecuted and mistreated by corrupt policemen during looting and marches.
I've played this game through all my childhood and I've never noticed that this mission took place in my country. Argentina has all climates: Puerto Iguazú is in the Misiones province and limits with both Brasil and Paraguay. So you can imagine that it's pretty hot there.
Hey jolly, big fan here. Your content has always been so enjoyable and helpful in depressing times for me. Lets hope you reach soviet womble status. Keep it up!!
0:50 I love how they all just stand there orderly, without a scratch on them, as if nothing happened... while their helicopter wreck is burning in the background. It's like you're playing GTA and your normal way of exiting a million dollar aircraft is to bail mid-flight, because you couldn't be bothered landing it (and you think you'll probably die if you try). Look at them. They stand there as if this was a normal landing to them. You know they operate by GTA logic.
I got almost kicked out of the online class for laughing at Jolly saying Moses Sepulveda. For me it's normal to say Sepulveda so I was specting to hear him to say it a bit weird, with a funny accent, but no, he just tried once and missed completely. Wonderful.
As a German i want to admit the fact, that we gas our selfs to go to bed Btw the german in that game realy sound like Germans, not like Southparks "Yell German sounding stuff that has incorect gramar"
Man I remember playing the argentina map as a hostage rescue with bots. Didn't expect it to actually be a campaign map. No wonder it felt like it had a story behind it.
I'm from Argentina and this voice is hilarious, we don't speak like that and you say Puerto Rico but it's Puerto Iguazú (pronunciation like iguana but Zú)
I'm from argentina. 1- Argentina is a hot country on the north, and cold in the south. 2- Puerto Iguazú is city in misiones, argentina. 3- there is no para militar novements in argentina. 4- i love your videos jolly!
Quick fun fact about the horrible stereotypes in this game: The abbreviations for the Japanese models in the game's files is: "Jap" I'm not fucking joking
No es lo único traducido para la mierda. En alguna de las partes anteriores hay un cartel que dice "El Peligro" en vez de "Peligro". "The Danger" jajaja
Seems the typical north-american topic about hispanic or spanish language. I've seen it and I laughed a lot at this too lol. Also "el peligro", seems like "le fuck" french meme did a lot of collateral damage.
