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A Jolly Wangcore
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@JollyWangcore
@JollyWangcore 3 года назад
I love my Squirrel Wife.
@Asuka.the.Perfectionistic
@Asuka.the.Perfectionistic 3 года назад
and do you love god?
@bravojr
@bravojr 3 года назад
your mistake was walking away from God. Evidence 20:08
@Santifachero8
@Santifachero8 3 года назад
god is beatiful also.
@kingkuma4112
@kingkuma4112 3 года назад
Is this a mod for DUSK? It has that look.
@halftime919
@halftime919 3 года назад
Me too
@aboudi2779
@aboudi2779 3 года назад
game should be called "Making a fursuit in 1986"
@JollyWangcore
@JollyWangcore 3 года назад
Congratulations you win a heart.
@deth1634
@deth1634 3 года назад
I got surprised by God. I did not expect him to look like this.
@TNOFanZacharie
@TNOFanZacharie 3 года назад
@Totally very serious gaymer Hello, Vulpes!
@zarnox3071
@zarnox3071 3 года назад
I hate this, but at the same time…
@atray6579
@atray6579 3 года назад
@@zarnox3071 i love it.
@mrKeyCat
@mrKeyCat 3 года назад
Immediately after the ending, my house electricity went out. Great experience, would recommend to everyone.
@bast4rdlyreaper
@bast4rdlyreaper 3 года назад
Did you see God?
@tailcatch5704
@tailcatch5704 3 года назад
@@bast4rdlyreaper he's not responding I think he met god.
@EendVlopper
@EendVlopper 3 года назад
Shall we pay our respects with an F?
@EendVlopper
@EendVlopper 3 года назад
F
@skipp84
@skipp84 3 года назад
nah im good afterall i dont want insomnia
@kestrel.89
@kestrel.89 3 года назад
BRUH Imagine getting chased by a squirrel running 20mph and then it jumps 20 feet in the air and groundpounds you and starts deboning you.
@jesush.christ8261
@jesush.christ8261 3 года назад
yeah but in about 3 hours
@dr.coomer789
@dr.coomer789 2 года назад
kinky
@mayocult2025
@mayocult2025 2 года назад
@@jesush.christ8261 2 actually
@maxpulido4268
@maxpulido4268 2 года назад
I normally gotta pay good money to get ground pounded and deboned
@user-love50803
@user-love50803 2 года назад
Thats more like the god but it only has the big ass head
@someonenoone3687
@someonenoone3687 3 года назад
'Did I say you can leave the bedroom, woman?!' *Aggressive squirrel stapling*
@pvtwade7057
@pvtwade7057 2 года назад
Domestic violence
@morrisons7g917
@morrisons7g917 Год назад
Lmao
@OscarGreenworth
@OscarGreenworth 3 года назад
Squirrels can actually survive terminal velocity so they are actually immune to fall damage.
@Vinsedesign
@Vinsedesign 3 года назад
Not immune but a great resist, app. 90% ;)
@LittleBigSmoak_
@LittleBigSmoak_ 3 года назад
The minimum height you can drop a squirrel from that will kill them actually just makes them starve to death before they hit the ground.
@northernnightmare7986
@northernnightmare7986 3 года назад
Same as cats
@slash0606
@slash0606 3 года назад
Thank you Vsauce 5
@__-yz1ob
@__-yz1ob 3 года назад
@cock and ball I am almost sure they will die due to lack of oxygen at that height
@night_sniper5754
@night_sniper5754 3 года назад
The entire forest, singing in humble awe: -God is coming... Jolly, waving his weapon around violently: *-Where is he, where is the bastard?*
@polkadi
@polkadi 3 года назад
jolly says reject god
@stanislavpetkov6186
@stanislavpetkov6186 3 года назад
and god is like omae mou shineinderiu... XD
@spacebearcadet746
@spacebearcadet746 3 года назад
"Where are you?!" *"Here"*
@Brainwave101
@Brainwave101 3 года назад
_ONE MORE GOD REJECTED_
@cpt_vodka611
@cpt_vodka611 3 года назад
I don’t think i like god
@duncanurquhart5278
@duncanurquhart5278 3 года назад
it's a small detail, but i really like how he says that the *flies* have made her ugly and rotten. presumably, he's the one who murdered and skinned her, and although he feels guilty about this, he doesn't want to confront his actions directly and possibly realize that he's a monster. to deal with the cognitive dissonance, he acknowledges that there is a problem (his wife is "ugly") but shifts both the reason (she isn't a flayed corpse, she's "rotten") and the cause (the flies did it, not him). for such a bizarre and surreal game, that line is a pretty down-to-earth way to characterize a psychopath.
@dr.coomer789
@dr.coomer789 2 года назад
excuse me teacher what page are we on?
@christopherdrzymala4182
@christopherdrzymala4182 2 года назад
69
@maxpulido4268
@maxpulido4268 2 года назад
Squirrel hunter did nothing wrong stfu
@BrotherCarver
@BrotherCarver 2 года назад
You're such an English Teacher.
@mastah2494
@mastah2494 2 года назад
@@dr.coomer789 thought this was the spanish course, man was I wrong…
@Evertide05
@Evertide05 3 года назад
"Is it polygamy, bestiality, necrophilia, or all of the above?" All of the above, plus fursuiting.
@shortleader0958
@shortleader0958 3 года назад
god is not coming he is terrified
@antthegord9411
@antthegord9411 3 года назад
@@shortleader0958 God is not coming because he is upset with what he has created. lol
@shortleader0958
@shortleader0958 3 года назад
@@antthegord9411 god is dead and we have killed him
@galaxychill9578
@galaxychill9578 3 года назад
(poly isn't a bad thing tho)
@D00000T
@D00000T 3 года назад
@@shortleader0958 god is not coming, he doesn't interact with heretical degenerates
@normalperson2637
@normalperson2637 3 года назад
Fun Squirrel fact: *HES OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW*
@netriosilver
@netriosilver 3 года назад
Fun Squirrel fact: THEY ATE YOUR DOG
@peanutthatsnaps5612
@peanutthatsnaps5612 3 года назад
Fun fact You're Asian so it doesn't matter
@netriosilver
@netriosilver 3 года назад
@@peanutthatsnaps5612 1. Who is that directed toward? 2. Wtf?
@timetraveller4336
@timetraveller4336 3 года назад
Fun Squirrel fact: *BEHIND YOU*
@normalperson2637
@normalperson2637 3 года назад
@@netriosilver he meant it as a joke to netriosliver's comment
@unusualcook
@unusualcook 3 года назад
and you may say to yourself "this is not my beautiful house" and you may say to yourself "this is not my beautiful squirrel skinned wife"
@netriosilver
@netriosilver 3 года назад
OMG this is the best comment
@zekebednarczuk5739
@zekebednarczuk5739 3 года назад
And you may ask yourself How did I get here?
@brianellisiscool5875
@brianellisiscool5875 3 года назад
@@zekebednarczuk5739 There is water at the bottom of the ocean.
@zefft.f4010
@zefft.f4010 3 года назад
And you may say to yourself; "My God! What have I done?"
@jimmyoakmeister
@jimmyoakmeister 3 года назад
I mean, it's the same as it ever was
@WarriorGaming4575
@WarriorGaming4575 3 года назад
Oh my God, no wonder this game's aesthetic looks so familiar. This is made by the dude who did DUSK.
@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa 3 года назад
our lord and saviour David Szymanski
@beardedwonder211
@beardedwonder211 3 года назад
This also explains the sick animation for chambering a new round.
@kubsons0732
@kubsons0732 3 года назад
dejwid szymański
@D00000T
@D00000T 3 года назад
our lord and doom 3 shotgun defender, david szymanski
@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa 3 года назад
@@D00000T we have to name this cult... szymansk movement?
@thegoofster
@thegoofster 3 года назад
The 2nd coming: *happens* Everyone: *screaming and crying* Jolly: *where is he? WHERE IS THAT BASTARD?*
@toakovika
@toakovika 3 года назад
I’ll help Jolly! God wants to kill us? We kill him first!
@SpringDavid
@SpringDavid 3 года назад
saying "my body is ready master" would lead you to hell or to heaven?
@kitma9
@kitma9 2 года назад
@@SpringDavid depends on what you mean by that
@charaplushie3545
@charaplushie3545 2 года назад
@@kitma9 your pfp is my reaction to your comment
@_TheCollective
@_TheCollective Год назад
If the second coming happens his entire life will just be about predicting the third coming
@chigchum9602
@chigchum9602 3 года назад
Fun Fact: Yes, squirrels can indeed survive long falls. Trust me, i've seen one fall off a 3 story tree and it immediately got up and scurried away like an absolute chad, it was great.
@bitchasshoe8719
@bitchasshoe8719 3 года назад
Because squirrels physically cannot die of falling off heights Unless you throw them off from a long enough distance, they die of starvation midair
@mewbusi
@mewbusi 3 года назад
@@bitchasshoe8719 Yup, essentially the impact of terminal velocity is survivable by any squirrel.
@J.A.N.O.S
@J.A.N.O.S 3 года назад
Fan Fact: You can throw squirrel from any height and it will survive. Squirel can't reach enought of speed to kill it when is falling. So squirrels take no fall damage
@realkairal
@realkairal 3 года назад
what about the squirrels urinates on each other's face to communicate. im too lazy to search
@Dethel
@Dethel 3 года назад
yea the reason they can do this is because they are so light they fall slowly and make it so the squirrel can fall from almost any height
@ironnoriboi
@ironnoriboi 3 года назад
The game is wrong, a squirrel can de-bone a human in only two hours.
@ziqqerlad
@ziqqerlad 3 года назад
Took me a second to realize the joke
@ironnoriboi
@ironnoriboi 3 года назад
@@ziqqerlad There is no joke, its literally a shitpost.
@themarquisdepressed2013
@themarquisdepressed2013 3 года назад
It says "under three" and two _is_ under three, sooo...
@mr.jamtastick6055
@mr.jamtastick6055 3 года назад
God can debone a human in 2 minutes
@landrylongacre6391
@landrylongacre6391 3 года назад
@@mr.jamtastick6055 no god can debone a human in 3 seconds with his razor sharp teeth
@smgeezus7186
@smgeezus7186 3 года назад
When I was growing up, really really young I would have this nightmare I don't really know how to describe it but it felt like there was some sort of countdown or Unstoppable Force coming my way, only then for a cacophony and cataclysmic event to commence. It feels so much like "the coming of God" in this game and it terrifies me.
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 3 года назад
epic
@vaapps
@vaapps 3 года назад
W-what?! I have one similar too...but with a digital enormous clock facing earth
@smgeezus7186
@smgeezus7186 3 года назад
@@vaapps TERRIFYING. Truely.
@uncleandr3w
@uncleandr3w 3 года назад
Dude i had something similar actually when i was a kid, and yes this game is really similar to that
@smgeezus7186
@smgeezus7186 3 года назад
@@uncleandr3w every once in awhile I could visualize it like some sort of Beast like a Hydra or a pair of people who are empowered by the end of the countdown. Sometimes they would be the force that's moving, sometimes it would be something indescribable.
@neskey
@neskey Год назад
the fact that the first thing you think about after hearing that the creator of the cosmos and life itself is coming to see you is "okay, got ammo, got health" just shows how you really BECAME the squirrel stapler.
@testedhawk
@testedhawk 8 месяцев назад
To be fair, if "In 5 days, God is coming" is written on the walls in blood, I don't think that God would be a very happy one to see you
@101Volts
@101Volts 8 месяцев назад
@@testedhawk There's no way that God of Heaven and Israel would be *approving* things like this which harm not only the murder victim, but also effectively harm the murderer.
@testedhawk
@testedhawk 8 месяцев назад
@@101Volts Oh no, not the Israel God, but this is clearly a different God made for fictional entertainment
@101Volts
@101Volts 7 месяцев назад
@@testedhawk Yes. Just so long as I'm being clear so people don't get wires crossed, I'm feeling alright.
@thiccfork8664
@thiccfork8664 3 года назад
I don’t know why, but the “You are sleeping” screen is just too funny
@arique1822
@arique1822 3 года назад
Squirrel.jpg
@t___m
@t___m 3 года назад
@@arique1822 Squirrel.bmp
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 3 года назад
New wallpaper material.
@bigstevie01
@bigstevie01 3 года назад
What’s funny about it? Isn’t that just what humans see when they’re sleeping?
@Ribbons0121R121
@Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад
@@t___m squirrell.mpeg4
@chaffycosaine8839
@chaffycosaine8839 3 года назад
I love how he made an attempt to censor himself and then gave up
@fireslinger2999
@fireslinger2999 3 года назад
I think it was so he could get revenue on the vid
@Kikiapina
@Kikiapina 3 года назад
You can't have swears in the first minute or something like that or you get demonetized. RU-vid is shit
@devledogg6159
@devledogg6159 3 года назад
@@Kikiapina really? That's stupid.
@FLYNN_TAGGART
@FLYNN_TAGGART 3 года назад
@@Kikiapina Captions still blank out even the first minute, so so much for that
@Elleander1
@Elleander1 3 года назад
youtube rules, m8
@galactic-hamster7043
@galactic-hamster7043 Год назад
Coming back here after Iron Lungs popularity skyrocketed, it really does show how talented this developer is, not just in environmental development but in ideas and storytelling. Like how do you even come up with characters who think like this or the mc in Iron Lung- it just feels so realistic. Not relatable, but understandable
@mohammadsaleem5990
@mohammadsaleem5990 Год назад
Dude also made dusk. One of the best retro fps games out there.
@mafiahulk8196
@mafiahulk8196 11 месяцев назад
Holy crap, I came to watch this video right after watching Markiplier's gameplay of Iron Lung by complete coincidence, even thought about how the two games are similar graphics and atmosphere wise. That they're both made by the same developer is crazy but at the same time makes a lot of sense.
@kagemushashien8394
@kagemushashien8394 8 месяцев назад
Markiplier is also making a movie about it.
@pilotbug6100
@pilotbug6100 7 месяцев назад
Not just that but dusk as well
@zaneplayx3176
@zaneplayx3176 3 года назад
I love how menacing the forest singing "GOD IS COMING" with the timer ticking down and the intensity of the song just to lead up to a massive f--king creature lurking behind you. It's amazing design that i hope could be seen in more horror games, because that was definitely a sendoff at the final moments.
@cas_thekid
@cas_thekid 2 года назад
no more horror games pls
@_Tzer
@_Tzer 2 года назад
You can shoot him and get an actual win screen.
@a.k8185
@a.k8185 Год назад
@@cas_thekid ?
@r011ing_thunder6
@r011ing_thunder6 Год назад
​@@cas_thekid I wan tto send u horror games where do u live
@Infinite_Archive
@Infinite_Archive 3 года назад
No joke, the chorus during the final sequence is actually terrifying.
@ayboi7658
@ayboi7658 3 года назад
*GOD IS COMING!* *GOD IS COMING!* *GOD IS COMING!* *GOD IS COMING!* *GOD IS COMING!*
@seanwilkinson8696
@seanwilkinson8696 3 года назад
Damn straight...that chanting sounded like unused soundtrack material from The Exorcist or The Omen. It just gets louder, clearer, more discordant, and can be positively chilling as you go along. You might even appreciate the jumpscare for silencing that maddening anti-hymn.) Speaking of, anyone else think the God-Squirrel looks like the front end of a Chinese New Year dancing dragon or lion?
@animateddepression
@animateddepression 3 года назад
I fully expect to hear it for about 15 min after I die, before the judgements
@J0hnHenrySNEEDen
@J0hnHenrySNEEDen 3 года назад
*G O D I S H E R E*
@zboy1152
@zboy1152 2 года назад
*timer stops* G O D I S H E R E G O D I S H E R E G O D I S H E R E
@XiangWeiHuang
@XiangWeiHuang 3 года назад
The 2 minutes of god is coming countdown is such a godly design ive seen in horror game
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 3 года назад
@Dragonwing 190000 dont be rude thats god youre talkin about
@four7685
@four7685 3 года назад
@@FiSH-iSH he should do skin care tbh
@shwaz8489
@shwaz8489 3 года назад
Pun mostly intended
@imallsoupedup
@imallsoupedup 3 года назад
the most intense fear evoked from horror games is the sheer dread you get just waiting for the jumpscare
@wingnutmcspazatron3957
@wingnutmcspazatron3957 3 года назад
777th like :O
@seanno9744
@seanno9744 Год назад
This game literally counts you down to the jump scare and it’s still effective
@impishlyit9780
@impishlyit9780 2 месяца назад
That's the trick with jumpscares, it's not *about* the scare. It's about building tension so that you're so coiled up that when the thing happens, you just need to relieve that tension by getting startled. The countdown actually helps build the tension here due to the vagueness of it!
@jack.h99
@jack.h99 3 года назад
"Oh, God sounds pissed" Yeah he sounds like he walked in the room and sees you standing over his broken LEGO Death Star
@walnzell9328
@walnzell9328 2 года назад
Which you proceeded to staple dead squirrels to.
@PokeWeekly
@PokeWeekly 3 года назад
I saw the title screen and was like "oh boy its going to be one of THOSE games!" Then i saw the rotting carcass pinned to the wall and went "Oh no, its going to be one of THOSE games..."
@dudedogdawg8024
@dudedogdawg8024 3 года назад
And then i saw your comment and i was like "oh god its going to be one of THOSE games??"
@PatriotAnimation
@PatriotAnimation 3 года назад
@@dudedogdawg8024 and i saw the reply to that comment and i was like "yes, its going to be one of THOSE games."
@mikaroni_and_cheez
@mikaroni_and_cheez 3 года назад
General consensus has confirmed that indeed. It's going to be one of THOSE games.
@Spacebugg
@Spacebugg 2 года назад
then I realized it was one of THOSE comments
@nobodyinparticular968
@nobodyinparticular968 2 года назад
and then my tab crashed while i was reading these hilarious replies and i realized it was going to be one of THOSE days
@Imbrockleedammit
@Imbrockleedammit 3 года назад
Game: "I must meet God" Jolly: "where is he? Where is the bastard?"
@aryabratsahoo7474
@aryabratsahoo7474 3 года назад
That's why he's pissed off. Not because of killing squirrels.
@MisterJohnDoe
@MisterJohnDoe 3 года назад
“Shit, I didn’t have time to bake cookies or anything.”
@paragonrobbie9270
@paragonrobbie9270 3 года назад
As the philosopher John Locke once said: *"I do not need food. I only need sleep, and to dream about squirrels."*
@MayTheFoxBeWithYou
@MayTheFoxBeWithYou 3 года назад
"God sounds pissed" is my new quote for every storm.
@bcatgamering
@bcatgamering 3 года назад
Squirrels are well-known to be avid internet users. They're always asking about eachothers' eye-pee addresses.
@the_victorious_1
@the_victorious_1 3 года назад
Bravo!
@AmericanIdiot7659
@AmericanIdiot7659 3 года назад
Ha ha ha...
@Stagnargh
@Stagnargh 3 года назад
Beautiful
@El-Burrito
@El-Burrito 3 года назад
nice
@aryabratsahoo7474
@aryabratsahoo7474 3 года назад
The amount of intelligence in this comment is stapling
@normalicious9734
@normalicious9734 3 года назад
Artist? ✅ Likes Squirrels? ✅ Conclusion: You are Bob Ross.
@asmallphd9648
@asmallphd9648 3 года назад
Has met god? Check.
@normalicious9734
@normalicious9734 3 года назад
:(
@BigSavageG
@BigSavageG 3 года назад
Have skinned wife? ✅
@normalicious9734
@normalicious9734 3 года назад
No, stop
@normalicious9734
@normalicious9734 3 года назад
No no
@pun5925
@pun5925 3 года назад
This is gonna be a staple of the horror genre.
@lemonbruh6685
@lemonbruh6685 3 года назад
HA... staple
@concept5631
@concept5631 Год назад
Touché
@Foede
@Foede 2 года назад
Nearly a year later I still re-watch this one. The ending is just fucking amazing, I can't get over it.
@GlitchToph
@GlitchToph Год назад
Same, it's unforgetteable
@bananagal5315
@bananagal5315 3 года назад
the "God is coming" timer can instill so much dread and anxiety in a person. You have no clue what he will look like, nor what he will do. The extent of his power is lost on you, and you only have a limited time to get your things in order and await his arrival. God is coming, and you have made him very, *very* mad.
@ryanlorenzo5003
@ryanlorenzo5003 3 года назад
And you decide that during that time you would devote to doing nothing but stapling squirrels to your beloved.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 3 года назад
I'd prepare tee and biscuits.
@fghfghsrtsrthsrthsrt5968
@fghfghsrtsrthsrthsrt5968 3 года назад
it's like this moment in the bible when adam and eve ate the fruit and god is like "where are you, Adam?". creepy as hell
@0bashie
@0bashie 3 года назад
I really like your pfp
@PuddingXXL
@PuddingXXL 3 года назад
honestly a pretty good Lovecraftian horror game imo!
@SmileytheSmile
@SmileytheSmile 3 года назад
Humanity has lived for two thousand years wondering if God exists, and yet all that poor man needed to appear before us was for us to staple 25 squirrels to a corpse. Was that too much to ask?
@cdagaming575
@cdagaming575 3 года назад
20* bc he never stapled the last 5
@prind142
@prind142 3 года назад
Worth a shot. I'll let you know if it works.
@jussomdude8506
@jussomdude8506 3 года назад
Technically, I think that's supposed to be the Squirrel Wife. No other reason I can think of to include that shitty story.
@Ribbons0121R121
@Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад
yes
@Skiivin
@Skiivin 3 года назад
2 thousand? Try 30 thousand, at least. Religion is an old, old concept
@Resi1ience
@Resi1ience 3 года назад
The red timer reading 2 minutes, "GOD IS COMING", while the spirits of the forest you've hunted chant "God is Coming". Then you hear a scream like a siren. He is here. That is *prime* horror.
@sheepishly6942
@sheepishly6942 3 года назад
I like how the wife goes from being a bloody corpse, to demanding your skin... to Jesus posing and giving you free heals while you hunt for her squirrels. Wholesome!
@uhrguhrguhrg
@uhrguhrguhrg 11 месяцев назад
Character development at it's finest
@person-lk5kq
@person-lk5kq 22 дня назад
i mean technically speaking she was just handing around the already pre-existing healing point in my opinion she seemed a little judgemental
@imanukekaboom3715
@imanukekaboom3715 3 года назад
As someone who actually goes squirrel hunting every year, I can confirm it's exactly like this.
@ksyoush7565
@ksyoush7565 3 года назад
why do you kill squirrels :(
@jackrambit9637
@jackrambit9637 3 года назад
@@ksyoush7565 you can eat them if you are really dedicated, but mostly they are pests and just fun to shoot
@SpringDavid
@SpringDavid 3 года назад
@@ksyoush7565 are you saying that you don't want a furry squirrel gf/bf?
@J0hnHenrySNEEDen
@J0hnHenrySNEEDen 3 года назад
Any plans to build a Squirrel wife?
@rimtas04
@rimtas04 2 года назад
So how did the meeting with God went?
@hannibalcase1100
@hannibalcase1100 3 года назад
Guns aren't spells, they're wands that can only cast Magic Missile.
@isaacmayer-splain8974
@isaacmayer-splain8974 Год назад
So Artillery is just meteor swarm?
@dashiellgillingham4579
@dashiellgillingham4579 3 года назад
This game is horrifying. That’s the one word description of tone. Not “horror,” not “violent,” not “terrifying.” Very specifically “horrifying.” It’s the anticipation of judgement that got to me more than anything. That particular element was astonishingly effective. The combination of it with the interactive medium and the sheer sickness entailed in doing what you’re doing playing the game at all was perfect. The whole thing was spot-on. This was a really good game.
@Adomavo
@Adomavo 3 года назад
I love how this game has sort of non serious but kinda scary atmoshpere, i mean.. Look at the house of the dude. WTF
@Zorro9129
@Zorro9129 3 года назад
I know, geez, what kind of architect designed THAT? He needs a more open floor plan.
@strikeforce1500
@strikeforce1500 3 года назад
Honestly, those PS2 graphics creep me out ngl
@devihcra
@devihcra 3 года назад
@@strikeforce1500 ps1*
@lxxwie9407
@lxxwie9407 3 года назад
@@strikeforce1500 alpha beta gamer has a whole channel with retro inspired horror games if I remember corrrectly
@Lucios1995
@Lucios1995 3 года назад
@Estevão Sousa Capistrano I think that's Atari Jaguar
@Minimize501
@Minimize501 3 года назад
A very odd mix of hilarious, and terrifying when you see the "God is Coming" message appear with a 2 minute timer...
@rebel6301
@rebel6301 3 года назад
me, a gay furry: uh oh
@rebel6301
@rebel6301 3 года назад
just fucking "UH OH"
@deejaycxre
@deejaycxre 2 года назад
"god's" appearance in this game really doesn't help making it less terrifying either.
@Fork228Leer
@Fork228Leer Год назад
God coomer
@DarkKnightofIT
@DarkKnightofIT 3 года назад
first note says that the "Goat of the wood" says not to staple squirrels, God looks somewhat like a goat, coincidence?
@loganreed9340
@loganreed9340 Год назад
When I was playing this at 3 AM alone, it was slightly discomforting because you realise that this is supposed to be a horror yet nothing really spooky happens except squirrel bulls that you learn how to properly fight pretty fast. But the end - at the end I figured that God would likely follow the same rules that previous enemies, and will spawn somewhere on the map to pursue you. So naturally I decided to take my stand at the top of the mountain where I could clearly observe every direction around me. How much scare hit me that moment I cannot describe with words, amplified by ominous music my heart literally died for a second - but my brain reaction took lead and clicked the button to shoot the bastard instantly. And those I killed the God and won! But at what cost...
@SerathDarklands
@SerathDarklands 3 года назад
_"... And so I will cover her with the squirrels of the wood."_ This sounds like the origin story of a serial killer.
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 3 года назад
It has the same absurd, but off-putting tone as some of the comments you see on this website where you say to yourself "this can't be a real person."
@crepette1396
@crepette1396 3 года назад
and it's not?
@someguy2350
@someguy2350 3 года назад
This is the aftermath of a serial killer.
@Dylan-eb2xn
@Dylan-eb2xn 3 года назад
@@someguy2350 You beat me to it
@RAFMnBgaming
@RAFMnBgaming 3 года назад
A Squierial killer.
@dntbther9298
@dntbther9298 3 года назад
this game is pretty impressive considering it was made in a week. Edit : the game was made in 10 days not a week. Still it's pretty impressive nonetheless.
@smaguy64
@smaguy64 3 года назад
This game is made only a WEEK?
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 3 года назад
I'm impressed how deliberately bad, yet cohesive everything looks. That takes actual effort.
@dntbther9298
@dntbther9298 3 года назад
@@smaguy64 this game was made to be part of the Dread X Collection 2 and each game in this collection was made in 7 days by different indie dev(s) Like Airdorf ( the guy who made Faith 1 and 2 )...etc
@dntbther9298
@dntbther9298 3 года назад
Sorry, i made a mistake , the dread x collection 2 games were made in 10 days it's the dread x collection 1 games that were made in 7 days.
@od4361
@od4361 3 года назад
@@UNATCO He doesn't even make use of overused memes and jokes, it's just his kind of deranged humor that will all love.
@blitz7488
@blitz7488 2 года назад
3:38 correction: squirrels can survive a fall from any height, due to the way terminal velocity works and the fact that squirrels flatten their bodies against the wind until quickly closing before impact, allowing them to sustain a fall from the greatest of heights
@Noah.is.sleepy
@Noah.is.sleepy Год назад
Unless you drop them from space
@bpdqbpdq
@bpdqbpdq 2 года назад
When you stapled squirrels to her for the first time I laughed maniacally expecting something else to happen but nope its literally stapeling squirrels. Problem is I just had surgery so now I'm in incredible pain from laughing.
@anguset
@anguset 3 года назад
“Do squirrels pee from their eyes” is now permanently in my Google analytics
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 3 года назад
well do they
@hossdelgado626
@hossdelgado626 3 года назад
@@FiSH-iSH These are the questions we all need answers too.
@Mrkabrat
@Mrkabrat 3 года назад
@@FiSH-iSH No, but there is a lizard that throws blood from its eyes
@kolamite
@kolamite 3 года назад
They don't pee from their eyes, as the urine glands are actually near their mouth.
@hjalfi
@hjalfi 3 года назад
@@kolamite Squirrels are so small that their urine glands are near to their everything.
@nobodyishere2232
@nobodyishere2232 3 года назад
The first time Jolly meets god
@snowmanswife1171
@snowmanswife1171 3 года назад
Nope, he met Bonzi one time
@halftime919
@halftime919 3 года назад
@@snowmanswife1171 **Swedish man screaming**
@EnderBanned
@EnderBanned 3 года назад
Won't be the last.
@ALESHA-tm1le
@ALESHA-tm1le 3 года назад
Not really, he met Otis before.
@ethanlivemere1162
@ethanlivemere1162 3 года назад
He IS a god
@andrewmg5915
@andrewmg5915 3 года назад
As a horror fan I am actually impressed with the final part of the game, it was unsettling. The cultist chants coming from the woods and getting louder announcing the arrival of a god. Nice.
@Dat-Mudkip
@Dat-Mudkip 3 года назад
"Jolly Wangcore has a real squirrely wife. She's a bit nuts and tends to drive Jolly up a tree But at least she has a fluffy personality, and is a hot piece of tail."
@johnmichaelgray341
@johnmichaelgray341 3 года назад
Fun fact: squirrels can surging terminal velocity meaning a squirrel would have to fall 4,800 miles in order to die because that would give the squirrel enough time to starve to death
@notacatiswear2849
@notacatiswear2849 3 года назад
they can what
@notacatiswear2849
@notacatiswear2849 3 года назад
@@PanzerVII-df8hg ik I was just criticizing the typo
@shyviolets
@shyviolets 2 года назад
This is not true at all lol
@SC-ce3vp
@SC-ce3vp 2 года назад
@@shyviolets prove it
@shyviolets
@shyviolets 2 года назад
@@SC-ce3vp damn you got me
@verarc
@verarc 3 года назад
nothing is more menacing than seeing squirrel stapler in your notifications
@sbh_tx
@sbh_tx 3 года назад
Highly recommend watching Tomato gamings stream of this on Tomato’s Trash. It’s great
@mint5438
@mint5438 3 года назад
@@sbh_tx Ah yes, a fellow of class.
@sbh_tx
@sbh_tx 3 года назад
@@mint5438 Tomato fucking spoiled me. Just everything about him is amazing
@mint5438
@mint5438 3 года назад
@@sbh_tx Same. He's honestly up there with Jerma in terms of "better streamers"
@absolutemattlad2701
@absolutemattlad2701 3 года назад
And exciting
@nateschell877
@nateschell877 3 года назад
"The Ghost and the Squirrel Bear" sounds like an excellent novel.
@stevethepocket
@stevethepocket 3 года назад
Squirrel wife: "Jolly... are you afraid of God?" Jolly: "No. But I am afraid of you."
@PRTYPPR
@PRTYPPR 3 года назад
That's actually a nailed horror game : you know something is coming way before and you wait, yet you scream when it's actually here The weirdness of this game plus your goofy commentaries are priceless, thank you
@jakobk3954
@jakobk3954 3 года назад
it's actually a stapled horror game
@canti-sama810
@canti-sama810 3 года назад
I actually didn't hear Jolly scream until I went back a few seconds & watched it again, because I screamed at the same time...
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 3 года назад
Yep.
@Invizive
@Invizive 3 года назад
@@jakobk3954 a true staple of horror genre
@matthewfanous8468
@matthewfanous8468 3 года назад
I wasn’t even playing it and it scared me! This dumb game is actually somewhat creepy...
@janknight8624
@janknight8624 3 года назад
Makes you really feel like a squirrel.
@Sam-dt9wr
@Sam-dt9wr 3 года назад
Yeah shot and stapled on a skin less body
@haekalz20
@haekalz20 3 года назад
Ign 10/10
@101Volts
@101Volts 3 года назад
Well, I can say that it's at least _nutty_ enough.
@bcnhr
@bcnhr 3 года назад
20:14 Me when I see a hornet in my magazine
@quasarstorm4009
@quasarstorm4009 3 года назад
You ass, I already saw and got scared by the God scare and you just gone and done it again
@vincenttorrijos9680
@vincenttorrijos9680 2 года назад
That “God is Coming” countdown was such a genius design because it was so ominous
@killergnomestar4827
@killergnomestar4827 3 года назад
As a hunter I can confirm that I have had to fight the spirit of a squirrel once. The bastard got my leg still to this day.
@Lawbringer.
@Lawbringer. 3 года назад
@ArcheEpicGamerYT please answer this guy
@yiik710
@yiik710 3 года назад
we need a awnser, please, did you meet god
@killergnomestar4827
@killergnomestar4827 3 года назад
@ArcheEpicGamerYT GOD IS DEAD AND I KILLED HAVE HIM
@aryabratsahoo7474
@aryabratsahoo7474 3 года назад
@@killergnomestar4827 achievement unlocked : beat god
@MarksterC
@MarksterC 3 года назад
@@killergnomestar4827 so 2020 is fucked because god is dead oh
@bruceluiz
@bruceluiz 3 года назад
Back in the day: Press F to pay respect Nowadays: Press 'actions' to staple squirrels to your beloved
@thundersoul6795
@thundersoul6795 3 года назад
Further back in the day: Press R and hold LMB to pay respect
@GothAlice
@GothAlice 3 года назад
"Who knew brutal animal murder would… come back to *haunt* me?" :sunglasses lower:
@xrenoid292
@xrenoid292 3 года назад
Концовка шедевральна. На протяжении всего видео держится интрига того, каков же он, Бог, напряжение нарастает с сообщением и песнями о его появлении, после чего происходит эпичнейшая развязка - поворот, лютый крик WOOAH и конец, оставляющий тебя наедине со своими мыслями. Обожаю этот блядский цирк с конями.
@Ryebread06
@Ryebread06 3 года назад
If anybody is wondering why this game looks so much like Dusk, it's because they're made by the same person.
@TheOfficialTyro
@TheOfficialTyro 3 года назад
Really? That's pretty cool
@ovalos383
@ovalos383 3 года назад
Really? holy shit, imagine living to create not one, but TWO perfect masterpieces
@LuccaZa
@LuccaZa 3 года назад
Same multiverse
@brewedjuice494
@brewedjuice494 3 года назад
so thats how we ended up on the hooks.. god whisked us away from our squirrel wife and left us on some meat hooks in pennsylvania. jokes on him. im Worthy.
@artemsgameschannel727
@artemsgameschannel727 3 года назад
Oh... By the Dark Gods...
@ewanedwards6822
@ewanedwards6822 3 года назад
This was deadass the most surprisingly terrifying game I've ever seen in a long while.
@caseyhall2320
@caseyhall2320 3 года назад
Agreed. I was not expecting an actually scary experience from this game, lol.
@thehatred94
@thehatred94 3 года назад
A good spooky choral/song. And an actually good jumpscare, that sound about right.
@thehatred94
@thehatred94 3 года назад
@Dragonwing 190000 don't joke on this, The thing was a fking scary game man... I always was scared of running out of ammos... And god did i fucking do it... And god was it hell...
@MisterJohnDoe
@MisterJohnDoe 3 года назад
That ending got me bad. The entire time I was expecting it to just come charging at you from the woods, only to find out it’s right fucking behind you, waiting for you to turn around.
@thehatred94
@thehatred94 3 года назад
@@MisterJohnDoe yeah that was a genuine good jumpscare
@frankiearciaga4395
@frankiearciaga4395 2 года назад
Thanks Risu, you found me a bundle of horror games to play for Halloween this year :)
@KageMinowara
@KageMinowara 2 года назад
We need to get Ayunda Risu to play this.
@suiseivirus1613
@suiseivirus1613 Год назад
@@KageMinowara absolutely
@jessie-qf8wp
@jessie-qf8wp 2 года назад
this is one of the best things i’ve ever watched
@phillipmele8533
@phillipmele8533 3 года назад
That acoustic “Don’t Fear the Reaper” implied to me that our protagonist has the sound of a cowbell clacking in their head constantly.
@HomekittyL2
@HomekittyL2 3 года назад
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS, I knew that melody was familiar
@content6907
@content6907 2 года назад
needs more cowbell
@JeanMarceaux
@JeanMarceaux 2 года назад
A very off tune Don't Fear The Reaper, that's also seemingly in a different key, to the point of being unrecognizable
@101Volts
@101Volts Год назад
No, he doesn't. He more probably has the sound of a nail gun shooting constantly.
@whitenoise1119
@whitenoise1119 Год назад
MORE COWBELL
@saturn6784
@saturn6784 3 года назад
"The squirrels are coming to haunt me" *BLAM* this killed me.
@samsonglennon3823
@samsonglennon3823 3 года назад
Literally
@Anonymous-73
@Anonymous-73 Год назад
“Haunt this strap bitch”
@syvulpie
@syvulpie Год назад
Killed the squirrel too.
@jokerobama6857
@jokerobama6857 2 года назад
Didnt know Risu was cultured
@nore5888
@nore5888 2 года назад
literally more than Coco
@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay
@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay 2 года назад
David Szymanski can *NAIL* horror look at the introduction for the wendigo enemy in DUSK or just look at the sections your flashlight breaks he builds up this sense of dread. Also let’s not forget the *HORROR* enemy. Heck even recently David has made the game Iron Lung which is like 1 hour at tops.
@ChaosPootato
@ChaosPootato 3 года назад
Oooh that was made by Dave Szymanski, the dude behind DUSK.
@gub4941
@gub4941 3 года назад
I knew the graphics looked familiar
@Viper-ft3tk
@Viper-ft3tk 3 года назад
WORTHY
@brewedjuice494
@brewedjuice494 3 года назад
nice
@da_mclovin_combo6504
@da_mclovin_combo6504 3 года назад
That definitely explains alot.
@youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939
@youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939 3 года назад
Pro Squirrel Stapler when, Civvie?
@bubbles8871
@bubbles8871 3 года назад
"Interactive *Small* Game Hunting" Ok, that doesn't explain the big squirrel.
@Palozon
@Palozon 3 года назад
You are the small game
@SomeFreakingCactus
@SomeFreakingCactus 3 года назад
Small game comes in all shapes and sizes.
@Bifurdoggo
@Bifurdoggo 3 года назад
it's a small squirrel the size of a large squirrel
@rianmela3825
@rianmela3825 6 месяцев назад
Or the squirrel bear enemies. Or the God squirrel
@Dondlo46
@Dondlo46 2 года назад
Simple low poly environment looks so beautiful, this is really well done tbh
@jeranorton1252
@jeranorton1252 3 года назад
"Bro, how come you're not eye pissing?"
@natemarvel2471
@natemarvel2471 3 года назад
"Why did I make squirrel wife? Why is God a sphere?" Questions for the ages.
@arkaei
@arkaei 3 года назад
well, a sphere is the most energy-efficient form a non-corporeal meta-entity would assume when reducing itself to a mere 3 dimensions to fuck our collective shit up, so there’s that. as to the wife... no idea. only the Artist really knows.
@kevinm5940
@kevinm5940 3 года назад
Well, some angels are described as 'a wheel within a wheel', so a sphere isn't too far off.
@themonsterunderyourbed.7620
@@kevinm5940 leave it to the angels to be uncreative with their forms.
@Christopher-D
@Christopher-D 3 года назад
This David Szymanski guy is pretty good. He should make a retro shooter game featuring Stephan Weyte with music by Andrew Hulshult.
@potetobloke4731
@potetobloke4731 3 года назад
That would be really cool, they should let you do back flips while dual wielding shotguns!
@NekitoTwilight
@NekitoTwilight 3 года назад
@ILikeDoomAndBlood aka Mr Wolfy 2.0 79 years and still kicking
@aryabratsahoo7474
@aryabratsahoo7474 3 года назад
@ILikeDoomAndBlood aka Mr Wolfy 2.0 ah yes, this comment is .............. Extra Crispy.
@ArcturusOTE
@ArcturusOTE 3 года назад
@ILikeDoomAndBlood aka Mr Wolfy 2.0 And Cherny, and Gideon (if anyone bothers remembering him)
@unchpunchem8947
@unchpunchem8947 3 года назад
Wait this game was made but the dusk guy??? That’s so wild
@Bordie3D
@Bordie3D 3 года назад
I love how he questions it AFTER the game ends lmao.
@theskullkid7443
@theskullkid7443 2 года назад
It baffles me that this is the same guy who made iron lung
@averagelazinessenjoyer6049
@averagelazinessenjoyer6049 3 года назад
God scared the shit out of me
@archol7195
@archol7195 3 года назад
Ye, I ain't sleeping tonight.
@atlev
@atlev 3 года назад
GOD IS HERE
@p_filippouz
@p_filippouz 3 года назад
Yeah me too I don't need to sleep anyway...
@judithsalas9606
@judithsalas9606 3 года назад
@@atlev AaaaaàēÆ
@ipaqmaster
@ipaqmaster 3 года назад
Same I raised my arms lmao. I checked some other playthroughs and it seems the game is hard-coded for "God" to only appear when you turn around then it ends the game.
@haydenaustin4471
@haydenaustin4471 3 года назад
the lady story was like listening to someone’s fever dream
@cringetrain
@cringetrain Год назад
I love how this game simply exist. It just does. And I'm glad it does.
@techpriestsalok8119
@techpriestsalok8119 3 года назад
I was really expecting the artist to use the axe on the old women not gonna lie.
@shahobiddinismoilov
@shahobiddinismoilov 3 года назад
Fact: Other than his announcement videos, this is the first content on this channel that isn't related to Half-Life or its engine since Jolly started talking in his videos. And that's three years
@raymartcarreon6069
@raymartcarreon6069 3 года назад
What about doom and fallout?
@yaysuu
@yaysuu 3 года назад
well it's still kinda half life because you use a gun and you have health and the areas are lowpoly
@asiahorizon1786
@asiahorizon1786 3 года назад
Just because a game is low poly and has guns doesn’t mean it’s half life
@yaysuu
@yaysuu 3 года назад
@@asiahorizon1786 alright ALRIGHT i get it
@glowingterror6909
@glowingterror6909 3 года назад
007?
@AshAdkins22
@AshAdkins22 3 года назад
Fun fact: the eye peeing thing is a thing that lobsters do
@RAFMnBgaming
@RAFMnBgaming 3 года назад
Lobsters are the squirrels of the sea.
@numberyellow
@numberyellow 3 года назад
@@RAFMnBgaming Except lobsters are tastier.
@Wxth3red
@Wxth3red 3 года назад
Not fun fact. Just fact
@lmn_godie2598
@lmn_godie2598 3 года назад
@@Wxth3red it is fun
@Vassmoore
@Vassmoore 3 года назад
"The clerver gerls" I love Jolly's pronunciation
@lordfriedrick7911
@lordfriedrick7911 2 года назад
Looks like the Sally Acorn real doll is coming up nicely...
@Rogue3522
@Rogue3522 3 года назад
Jolly: Where is he You've doomed your self after saying it
@andresfefi
@andresfefi 3 года назад
This right here people, is how you ducking do an actual horror game: Tension building out of an aparently normal situation; Jolly's comentary hilarious as always, but my god the person who did this, they knew what they were doing, yeah Edit; the final creature looks kinda silly once you get past the jumpscare tho, lol
@Argon102
@Argon102 3 года назад
Ah yes, stapling squirrels to my corpse wife, as one does in a normal situation.
@Martin-rh6bn
@Martin-rh6bn 3 года назад
I love this normal situation, I often go squirrel hunting with my sister so that our parents can have lovely squirrel skin
@andresfefi
@andresfefi 3 года назад
Hahaha, yeah normal situation maybe is not the best way to define this game, however the premise still works, at first is at best a rather odd hunting game, and that's about it, but yeah normal situation., lol
@andresfefi
@andresfefi 3 года назад
@@gg-eo6ez Uh... wha? okay.
@kevinm5940
@kevinm5940 3 года назад
Yeah. They could have done something a lot more interesting than just ... some kind of floating ram head. Replacing the skybox with a bunch of eyes or something would have been more fitting.
@heromedley
@heromedley Год назад
the same mind that brought you iron lung lmao
@absollnk
@absollnk Год назад
That god sequence was legitimately dreadful (in the intended, literal way) and I love it
@favzi36
@favzi36 3 года назад
Jolly: "I swear to God..." God: "Wait bro I'm omw I'm coming hold up"
@timetraveller4336
@timetraveller4336 3 года назад
God really just went "Don't make me come down there you punk"
@vegarose4638
@vegarose4638 2 года назад
Every once in a while I come back and watch the ending to this. I do this just to know that I'm not the only one who's had to cope with being put up to weird fucking shit. 10/10 love this vid. Can't wait for the sequel.
@knatspray
@knatspray 2 года назад
2 minutes is the perfect amount of time to where you can’t do whatever you want, but *can* do something
@ScottPillgram20
@ScottPillgram20 3 года назад
Fun fact, the same guy who created DUSK made this. Also, I love how the game kinda messes with your expectations, like with the corpse suddenly appearing on the fourth day midway through your squirrel hunt and how after the timer for God arriving reaches zero, it still takes about a minute for him to actually show up.
@kevinm5940
@kevinm5940 3 года назад
@Dragonwing 190000 I was expecting the game to just crash
@ArcYT
@ArcYT 3 года назад
@Dragonwing 190000 I was expecting a giant horrifying squirrel that is almost the size of the whole map to spawn and wreck Jolly
@michaelmcd64
@michaelmcd64 3 года назад
wow i was gonna say this really reminds me of dusk and that would explain it
@Veellinn
@Veellinn 3 года назад
So, this is prequel to Dusk?
@AnimatedTerror
@AnimatedTerror 3 года назад
@@Veellinn yes! New headcanon! This is Jacob’s origin! The creature was a child of nyarlathotep and he will now start the cult that dusk dude will spend several episodes fighting.... For one must always reign... beneath... Dusk!
@junkszy912
@junkszy912 3 года назад
You know your got something good when you see the default unity launch config.
@thomasagra856
@thomasagra856 3 года назад
Even Helltaker takes this route so you know it can be 1- Very old. 2-Very dumb. 3-Mega cool.
@Ribbons0121R121
@Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад
squirrel graphics
@junkszy912
@junkszy912 3 года назад
@ILikeDoomAndBlood aka Mr Wolfy 2.0 I'm not trashing unity. A developer who knows what they are doing takes the time to replace the default launch screen.
@phantomaviator1318
@phantomaviator1318 3 года назад
@@thomasagra856 or 4- better than any AAA game in existence *cough* Gunner, HEAT, PC
@Haispawner
@Haispawner 3 года назад
@@junkszy912 This was made in 10 days for the Dread X 2 Collection so the time was more likely focused on more else. Technically speaking the launcher's appearence is not very important.
@calciumjuice4719
@calciumjuice4719 3 года назад
fun fact: there is a roblox version of this called "Rat Stapler"
@user-mn7uo9ch4b
@user-mn7uo9ch4b 3 года назад
more of a knock off than a version
@guhuhhuh3539
@guhuhhuh3539 3 года назад
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@Paul20661
@Paul20661 2 года назад
Anyone back here after Uktena 64 ? :))) Jolly can't escape the squirrels
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