Conquering The World as a Pear in Spore 

the "there is no currency so tribal pears can only play royalty-free music" joke is probably one of the cleverest things I've seen in a while

Just remember that every single structure and vehicle he designed like a pear is the equivalent of humans designing their structures and vehicles like... humans.

"No discrimination, except against those associated with bannans." "I'm not gonna trade with a bunch of dirty plums!"

“By giving them each a basket of fruit” ah yes, sacrificing members of your species to make peace

“Unfortunately, pears aren’t very good a driving _______ because they have very short arms”

“I need a friend. How about this b i g f a t b i r d ? I w a n t t h e b i g f a t b i r d .” Yeah greatest sentence I have ever heard.

Holy shit this content is so funny. Never before had I thought Spore could be a source of genuine giggles when played by someone else who isn't trying to make their creature look entirely phallic.

I love the fact that the pears only learned how to play Kevin MacLeod music, and they still make allies with it. This really shows how much Kevin MacLeod contributed the the evolution of sentient beings, but we also have him to blame if a different species becomes enraged by the music and then starts dominating the species of pears.

"It is difficult to rule half of the universe as a pear because they only have short arms"

3:38. "The only thing that's going to come out of that mouth is" *_Bagpipes intensifies_*

11:55 missed opportunity to say "Pre-pear" for war... I'll go now.

OMG this video struck a chord on my Spore Creature heart

" unfortunately pears aren't very good at anything because of their small arms" I love them

“So I stole all of their spice” So the dutch are secretly pears

Game : so how much pears do you want? BogBoy : YES

"I was so angered by the Purple Nation's trade deal, that i had to religiously convert another city just to calm down."

The pear village: *dying* The brown village: 🎁🎁🎁 🥳🥳🥳🥳

“Hey, what’s your religion, you never told me-“ “PEAR! PEAR IS MY RELIGION!”

The “Pears” are like Egg Dog, but as fruit.

As you know the classic ''Pears arent good at anything cause they have small arms''

The pears cant operate vehicles very well got me every time lol it’s hilarious

You know, given the law of large numbers, there is a statistical likelyhood that somewhere within our immense universe exists a civilisation of pears already geared for galactic domination

i like how he said " unfortunately, pears aren't very good at [adjective] [vehicle], as they only have small arms " 4 times

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN YOU ARE SO SMART I LOVE YOUR CONTENT KEEP IT UP

Why is the brown village always the most wholesome? First they saved humanity, now they helped the pears

I felt nostalgic when the royalty free music hit

As a pear, i can confirm we can become sentient and take over the world.

Pear lore timeline (Original Timeline): **Somebody That I Used To Know Intensifies** BCE: Cell Stage: Strawberries came to the planet in a meteor and crashed into the ocean Strawberries evolved into pears Pears become omnivore and breezed through cell stage Pears grew a brain and evolved into a creature Creature Stage: Pears grow legs and move to land Pears learn to socialize and befriended other creatures Pears found monkes and banded together with strong creatures and became a traveling circus Pears become insanely intelligent, grow arms, and advance into tribal stage Tribal Stage: Pears form tribes, invent facial hair, and develop a language known as pearese The pears move on from singing and invented instruments which are a special tool that plays music The brown village forms on earth and the pears become allies by playing an unidentified song After the first alliance was born 3 villages were formed and were called the green, blue, and pink village After being attacked by a giant moose the pink village took their anger out on the pear village The pears befriended each village and went on a tour playing music at each village with the final one being the lavender village which formed after the pears allied with the 3 other villages. The pears created an alliance with every village and skyrocketed into civilization. This marks the end of the times before the common era CE: Civilization stage: The pears created a city state with a monarchy government and built every building and vehicle in the shape of a pear Pears built brand new spice mines because spice was being used as the new currency Another city state formed Pears formed a religion called fruitism which has its practices, beliefs, and ideologies spread by an organization called The Church Of The Holy Fruit Bowl. Fruitism accepts all fruits of all social classes except for bananas. Pears then switched to a theocratic oligarchy and abandoned monarchy The pears conquered 3 city states and became a kingdom Pears started practicing trade and traded with the forest nation Pears created sea vessels The pears turn down a trade oppertunity from the purple nation and after being so annoyed had to conquer another city in order to calm down The pears then became an empire and invented new air vessels and formed an new military branch called the Royale Pear Force The pears then conquered the yellow nation which is made up of a race of pears that are half pear and half banana The pears formed an alliance with the forest nation to help take down the red nation in a war The pears finally took over the nation and the forest nation merged with the pears and the pears finally took over the world.

*meanwhile in an alternate universe* Pearboy: the humans built a city hall, *in the shape of a human*

1:29 I love how the larger cells in cell stage are like: "Oh you have a GF, nevermind then..."

this really seems like a movie due to how great the editing and commentary is.

I’ve got COVID. They say laughing is the best medicine, and your content cracks me up, keep up the amazing work!

“Wouldn’t we all be better if we were a bunch of fruit” I swear I heard that at a gay pride parade

“so I had to religiously convert another city just to calm down” is my favorite quote

man i must be apart of the green village because that song "Quirky Dog" was hittin DIFFERENT

"The Peary Celeste" ...oh that was sneaky, good show. I'm really glad I discovered your channel.

"There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat " - Ralph Waldo Emerson

5:27 Me and the boys when we hear the ice cream truck

Please make more of these!!!!!

This is a really great video. I'd love it if he released the pngs of the pears so that we too could live out our royalty free pear life

4:17 *Gasps* M O N K E S Edit: Wow, I've never gotten this many likes, thanks!

"aww, what a handsome fruit" -my friends talking about me

Bog: The Lavender village My brain: Lavender town *in POKEMON*

0:36 who eats a pear with a fork

Literally him in every video: *gasp* m o n k e

5:57 baby pear: dad why am i born with a mustache? pear: we invented the mustache Edit: *Maybe one day, just one day ill have a mustache*

Imagine biting into a juicy pear and it's just flesh and blood and organs

Nostalgia hit me like a truck also great vid

"My pear could now eat meat. Which seems kinda wierd until your remember the other food is fruit, which is technically cannibalism." **continues to eat fruit for the whole entire game**

I cant help having the feeling, that this was aimed at me.

4:08 Ok now that's just adorable

This is the best thing i have seen in weeks

This documentary is beautiful, I feel truly educated now

He missed a chance at a pun, he should've said "pearfect"

Looks like a peashooter from PVZ (2:36)

dude i’m so glad people are still playing this game

4:09 This is the cutest thing ever!!!!!!!!

i never thought that " but the pears did what pears do best, and started rolling around" would catch me off guard XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Me:what a nice day!*pears behind him* Me:*walks in house shuts door locks door*

8:13 Peargout 206, such a great joke hidden in

2:25 are we not going to talk about the way the pear turned its neck-

I love when you play spore its unbelievably funny

The real reason you made a pear is that your ultimate weapon died to a pear.

This is my favourite spore video

3:50 made me genuinely wheeze. a full on, whistle, high pitched, almost noiseless, wheeze.

“They have small arms”

3:36 fluit mouth: the only thing that is going to come out of that mouth is...

This was how I was introduced into Kevin Macleaouds songs, I still really like he grand chase

These spore/sims vids are some of my favourite things to watch on yt.

"We're gonna need the omnivore mouth" **Later** "Then I discovered my pears could eat meat"

oh come on, "pear-ship" WAS RIGHT THERE!

I love this. It’s my comfort video.

Imagine seeing a bunch of pears rock up at your village and start playing music to you

Don’t mind me! Just making myself a replay remote. 8:22 10:23 11:01 13:05

What a beautiful pear of videos ooh, now it's a trifle video!

the way you say bird added to the funnyness level!!

“My world-destroying weapon... defeated by *pears?”*

6:02- vibes only... fucking got me, my soul

OMG 😳 YOU ALMOST DID THIS VID ON MY BIRTHDAY

Best video ever I watched it when it first came out the best on I’ve seen from him he should do more episodes of it

And the pink village who was being attacked by a gIaNt fLyInG mOoSe

Every time he said "this is because of their small arms" made me laugh!😂

Bogboy: however my pears did what pears did best, and began to roll around BEST LINE EVER XD

Me 40 seconds into the video: so you’re telling me existence itself resides in a pear?

Bananas are literally the satan of fruit, because they rot everything around them. Unfortunately pears aren't very good at purging demons, as they only have small arms.

"babe wake up BogBoy's new vid is up"

Man dude peace went really well everyone prospeared

that whole time line was a lot of years ago and the "pear" was not made yet and it is living in the game? wow one smart man to make vids ha ha

As we learned from this video pear have really long arms and are considerably gifted at operating vehicles

“The goal was to rule the world with vibes only”

This video is my favourite out of the other 2 PEARS

The bagpipe music coming from the pear got me. xD

4:11 jesus that is adorable

0:13 triggered my flight or fight response

My dog loves watching your vids

You make me laugh alot on this video

It’s the nature documentary vibe that does it for me

Great intro! After 30 seconds I was convinced that evolution took a wrong turn at some point.

I freaking lost it mate when the part of the pipes. "All that's comming out of that mouth is." _Scottish Heritage_. PIPES

This is literally the cutest concept ever