Conservative Reaction Videos are Miserable 

I accidentally misgendered myself yesterday and the ministry of truth banned me :(

God I wish joe Biden was half as liberal as conservative people think he is

the first conservative mistake is assuming that the average progressive actually *likes* peta

Tyler looks like the type of person to say ''konichiwa'' to a English speaking asian waiter

he is the LAST person who should be talking about self-awareness lmao

Imagine not knowing that there’s “male” and “female” plants and that one produces fruit and the other produces pollen 💀

9:15 - He instinctively says "their" in reference to a hypothetical singular entity and then immediately backtracks... love that

I love how they use "SJW" and "Woke" like they're the worst insults ever. Hey, look at me! I fight against social justice, and I'm totally asleep, bro!

this guy's parents didn't name him Tyler, he came out the womb and the doctors announced he just is a Tyler. no other name would ever suit him

Botanical sexism is a thing! Male trees are preferred over female trees in urban planning because female trees shed fruit, seeds, and pods. When you don't have any female trees in an area, the pollen released by male trees is not captured by female flowers - Hence botanical sexism does lead to hay fever and allergies! If he actually read the article he'd actually understand the science rather than assuming it's a political issue. I wouldn't be surprised if he saw an article on cis and trans isomers and made another 'woke' joke. Edit: Lots of people in the replies are debating the actual scientific basis of botanical sexism as its a debated theory. Regardless of that, he still didn't even bother to read let alone understand what the article was about and just assumed it was political.

The fact that he missed thr intentional irony in the ziptie thing is killing me Yes, he used something plastic to bind himself. Cuz he was protesting oil barons. It was intentional.

Tyler is an embodiment of the feeling in your teeth when there’s too much butter on the bread

You just can tell this guy thinks environmental racism means trees saying slurs

my favorite conservative trope is just reading headlines (and blurbs) without any realization that headlines are *meant* to be surprising/catchy. the whole point of headlines is to get you to go “huh?” and READ IT.

In terms of content, he's just conservative SSSniperWolf...

His parents mustve had the world record for fastest disownment

he's like pot noodles when you lose the little sachet that adds the flavour

I love it when conservatives complain about pronouns. Wait, now EVERYONE has pronouns and they have a few sets of pronouns to choose from?? What’s next? Having to remember everyone’s individual unique names?? Man, society is fucked up.

The thing about how they act like remembering pronouns is complete bullshit. I’m terrible at remembering things, but when my sister came out as trans, I was able to adapt to using she/her pronouns in a couple days, and I only slipped up a couple times. It’s not hard, unless you’re going out of your way to forget or ignore.

“The Wokeys” sounds like an award show that should exist.

the "angry white man" course would essentially be like a men's studies university class. and this guy is the kind to say "women's studies?! what about MEN's studies!"

Tyler seems like the kind of guy you go to work with who “hates bringing up politics” despite bringing them up every chance he gets.

Tyler is the kinda guy to tell you “calm down, not everything is about politics” when you bring up that someone is oppressed or struggling

My dad watches this guy sometimes, and the first time I wandered into the room when he was watching the only thing he said about him was "look at the canines on this guy." And I looked and said "dang he has some sharp canines." So now I just think of him as the canines guy

Acting like somehow Elon Musk can be pro freedom of speech while simultaneously being a union buster is wild to me

his anger over 'bleeders' actually made me laugh so hard. he does realize plenty of cis women don't have periods right? he can't possibly be so ignorant of female bodies(/s)

The "bleeders" thing does get to me a bit because there's a better way to do this. *People who menstruate!* Not "bleeders." Not "menstruaters." Not any other weird neologism that leaves out the fact that they're human beings! I'm a bit high strung about this because I used to have a menstrual cycle and it was truly awful. I would have really appreciated person-first language when I was going through that. I think a lot of other trans guys *(a demographic that this change to inclusive language was made for)* would feel the same way. Most of us have had pretty bad experiences with menstruation.

20:08 furry's do NOT want to use litterboxes! geez! whoever made that article was probably just trying to mess around. we UNDERSTAND we're still human! we just like animals! YEESH

First of all, calling woke people “wokies” is beyond cringe.

This guy literally has 3 'jokes' (and I say this in the absolute broadest sense of the word) 1. "If you disagree, you're banned. You're cancelled, guys. Guys, you're banned. Guys. You're banned guys. Guys!" 2. "DiD yOu JuSt AsSuMe My GeNdEr???" 3. "Are you seeing this, guys? Guys, is this real? Oh they're being serious guys! Guys!!1!!11!!!1!"

Do y'all think there's a conservative twin of Ethan Is Online named Ethan Is Offline

As ridiculous as “the wokies” is as an insult, it did remind me of Yoda and I immediately went “good relations with the wokies I have” so I guess Yoda is an sjw now hell yeah

A right winger telling someone who quit Twitter “why don’t you go make your own?” is fucking hilarious. Like they didn’t make failed Fascist-Twitters five times over already?

That "Botanical Sexism" article is actually really interesting and, y'know, factual. But when your brain is an emtpy hamster wheel spinning in a desolate warehouse I guess it's easier to read the title and laugh at it 'cause "WOKE TREES", right? I mean that's this guy's whole MO but I've actually read that article so I did a double take at his "joke" about it.

"We have free speech and I belive in free speech... BUT..." There's always a but...

I love how Tyler will read a perfectly reasonable tweet, but since he does it in a silly voice we're supposed to think it's stupid

As a person of Irish descent, I feel it's my responsibility to inform the public that PoC means "person of clover."

I work with a dude whos entire personality is based off internet conservatism. He literally forces all the rightwing buzzwords into every single conversation he has. He also pukes in the bushes every morning before work.

Why tf is Tyler using a Trump voice to mock people on Twitter? Isn't that his man? Also love that he's against PETA. You'd think he would back up those corporate liars.

the 1.9K dislike are probably conservative snowflake who can't handle criticism while they love to call us "snowflakes"

How boring the people that call everything different “cringe” must be in real life. Like, if everything is cringe to you, what do you get enjoyment out of? Drinking beer and making attack helicopter jokes? What a sad, boring little man

From what I know, terms like "womynx" are actually disliked by those they're meant to appeal/refer to (usually trans women) as it others them. Trans women are just as much women as cis women and they want to use the same term. There is genuine criticisms to make of such terms but of course, he isn't smart enough/too bigoted to even consider of them. In fact, I'm sure he'd use the term if he knew it made trans women uncomfortable

The litter box thing actually came from schools in Colorado that were adding buckets of cat litter to classrooms as emergency toilets for lockdowns due to active shooters

it’s comforting to know that the trans community has allies that can tag in bc im just so exhausted by transphobia bro i’m so tired lol

I will never get over conservatives using 1984 references. Aren't George Orwell's leftist politics fairly common knowledge at this point?

I swear to fucking God. I came out as trans and I named myself Tyler, and then the next day, ALL OF THE WORST PEOPLE MATERIALIZED INTO THE WORLD AND THEY'RE ALL NAMED TYLER. A humble request: If you decide to become a conservative online and your name is Tyler, please change it first. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

The one with the two teenagers barking is just… fine? I can see why some people would think it’s cringe, but to me it just looks like two people being silly with each other. It’s not hurting anyone, it’s not implying or showing anything that shouldn’t be shown, it just looks like two friends being goofballs. It’s not even one of those “don’t mess with me I’m a wolf awoo” tiktoks, it’s just… two people tapping at each other in a car. I’m genuinely with Ethan here, it’s simply because the two people in the video have colored hair and therefore their appearance mirrors the “blue-haired liberal” stereotype.

even watching paint dry is better than watching this

being a conservative influencer is so easy, you just have to find a strawman and go "GUY is this real?!? look at this guy! that's real?" i will admit, having to invent a new expression for every new shot might be a challenge, but with how little research they do, i'm sure they have the time 😊

I hate to break it to you Ethan, but I am half asleep, high and pretty stupid and I’m still not getting any entertainment value from his commentary

I love how he has The Sun Also Rises, Old Man and the Sea, and As I Lay Dying as his background, some of the shortest books in the literary canon, and probably still hasn’t read them.

Why does this guy look like a rejected Peter griffin concert art

I used to be the person who say "did you just assume my gender? And I identify as an attack helicopter" And few years later i came out as genderfluid, lmao

this guy is the very definition of "we should improve society, somewhat" "YET YOU PARTICIPATE IN SOCIETY! CURIOUS!" im crying

aw man its so hard to remember all these pronouns that are a part of a basic language syntax, thats i've known since i was 4

So his comedy style is "reading things in a funny voice"? Lordy.

The irony of him saying self awareness.

I love when conservatives say something sarcastically as if it's ridiculous and it's just a true statement that makes perfect sense.

The title of the article about "Botanical sexism" is literally referring to the fact that if you have too many male trees, the pollen count is higher and triggers allergies. So diversity as in having female trees could lessen allergies. But he is saying that the article is trying to say trees are sexist? Like no thats not even close. And its a nonpartisan issue, do conservatives just want to constantly sneeze and have blocked sinuses to 'own the libs'?

hi grandma

the clip he "reacted to" of the two people barking at each other was literally just kids having fun. oh no 😭 people enjoyinh themselves 😭💔

i am baffled by how closely this style mirrors "the left can't meme" with the "funny voices" he reads in, the talking cadence and pacing, adding absolutely nothing and just repeating what the "meme" says, and i'm slowly decaying inside, someone please help

ffs, not even the trans community uses the "did you just assume my gender??" joke anymore! we used it for a little bit to make fun of transphobes, but guess what? we realized it was getting old and we stopped. transphobes have five jokes and i just- get better material guys, are your brains so tiny that you can only regurgitate the same handful of jokes over and over without realizing they're just boring?? they're not even offensives anymore, at least to me, these jokes just bore me-

It's so cringe how Leftists don't ever parade around as woke, yet the Right still feels the need to unironically say Wokeness. Like, just the word alone is cringe... wokeness. MLK was such a preacher of wokeness I guess. 🤷🏽‍♂️

The Angry White Male is also a character archetype, and can already be studied in creative writing classes and drama/theatre. He's just not aware of it because he's the study example.

I believe the barking think was actually a joke ab how ppl bark at ppl who look alt or LBGT

Watching THIS video now makes me cringe.

he’s literally a conservative adult version of childrens youtube. this “u laugh/cringe u lose” is the stuff i saw growing up on youtube . his speech is similar too

Refering to animals as he and she is to avoid objectifying them, not to respect their nonexistent gender. We should also say they instead of it. Preaching to the choir but.

19:18 I am a man who will pick up trash from the ground and dispose of it. Can confirm that plenty of people, no matter the gender, view this as a feminine trait. I worked at this restaurant and multiple line cooks made jokes about my sexuality. As if I’m weird for doing my job? But yeah it’s totally alright that some older guys have an interest in my sex life. I’m not gay and I’ve experienced homophobia first hand on more than one occasion. I can only imagine what it must be like trying to reason with them instead of vehemently defending how straight I was. Despite being a lot younger and not having figured out much of anything I was supposed to look and act like a “Man.”

People: *having fun and being goofy barking at each other* Tyler: OMG LIB LIB THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK IS NORMAL like what???

Definitely gunna pull out the "You don't like Joe Biden, and yet you pay his salary." One next time a conservative pulls the old, you don't like society, yet you live in one meme.

i got a transphobic daily wire ad in the middle of this video. literally straight incorrect "in cali a 13 year old girl can get a double mastectomy". i can only see this stuff through a filter or i get chest pains. 0/10. love the vid tho ur the best ❤

Him: "Self-awareness😕" *Meanwhile is hairline is time traveling*

Conservatives have read one book and that book is the Cliff's Notes of 1984

It took me most of the way through the gorilla video to realize it was an example of the point you were making and not Tyler’s actual reaction to a video of a gorilla eating an apple

Womynx is kinda stupid though. The x is to represent trans women & nonbinary people which is mildly off-putting, seeing as nonbinary people aren't women and trans women are. The y is a misunderstanding of the etymology of the word women/woman. It's there to sever ties with the patriarchy, but that's not the root of the word. Women does not come from womb men. In old english man was completely gender neutral (akin to person), while wif was the word for women and wer was the word for man. Eventually wif was combined with man to form wifman (woman person) and was shortened to woman, while the word man stuck around as it was, with wer being abandoned (except for in some words, like werewolf). Womyn doesn't really cut ties with the patriarchy, because women was never really tied to it in the first place. Ofc if nonbinary people, or even trans men or anyone who has presented socially feminine wants to participate in women's history month they absolutely can, that's their perogative and I encourage them too, but it's very strange to make a new word to include trans women because they already are women. When you do that you're suggesting they weren't.

The botanical sexism thing is real and not at all what he made the joke about. It doesn’t mean trees are only attacking women. City planners prefer make trees over female trees because make trees shed pollen while female trees shed fruit and seeds. And heaven forbid people get some free fruit or seeds 🤷‍♀️ so it’s actually a real thing lol

Conservatives crying in the comments are hilarious 😂

okay but botanical sexism is actually a thing??? from my understanding, arborists mostly planted “male” plants in cities and populated areas because they dont have seeds, while “female” plants do. but the male plants have pollen, and, as they started to clone the plants, the pollen levels got higher and higher each time. female trees, when with male trees, literally reduce the pollen levels because the seeds attract the pollen. so, yes, it is sexism. female trees were literally discriminated agains based off of their reproductive organs. its science and history but not like conservatives care about this stuff. (im not an expert in anything stated above, i just took a few bio classes in college!! correct me if theres any misinformation and i will update!!)

“Not just because Bill Burr is Irish, therefore POC” okay that’s the hardest I’ve laughed during one of your videos that was great

9:56 I'm no plant scientist, but doesn't that article just mean, like, how there are male and female plants? And then has something to do with that? If so, that has literally nothing to do with politics and he forgot that not everything is about human gender

As someone who used to watch Zeducation, I’m so glad that I’ve escaped to this point, thank god

He has such a hard time comprehending any basic thought processes, like at 20:17, the article was saying who transphobes are just making up ridiculous lies, and instead of using his head and being like "Oh, I'm one of the dumb reactionary people believing it", he's like "this is real? :0" Also, grown adults (mainly men) finding videos of random kids/ teens online having fun with their friends to harass and make fun of them online. how do these people not see how much of a loser they are that they have to harass random kids online, that is so messed up too... how is he not embarassed Lastly, he is so stupid with that botanical sexism article, because its just a term coined by a male horticulturalists, to describe how more male trees and being planted then female trees and that causes more allergies , he does not understand how words work

Tyler dresses like a drug dealer in a early 2000’s PSA and looks like someone who is never invited to parties but always shows up anyway

the litter box happened in one school for a service animal 😭

Wait when did Irish people count as P.O.C? We're ghosts lmao

All I’ve learned is every conservative commentator is the same and they literally can’t think of an original thought

Tyler check ✔️ Looks : ✔️ The way of talking : ✔️ Recycled jokes : ✔️ Has no humor : ✔️ Hat : ✔️ Essence : ✔️ Has the American flag as a background : ✔️ It's confirm he is in fack a Tyler.

Ah, the good ol' "don't participate in society if you dislike it, I'm so smart teehee" angle. Literally so tired of hearing about how I must not drive a car if I want carbon neutral

This guys is like SSSniperWolf but a lot less to look at.

Jokes on you Ethan, this man DEFINITELY does not pay his taxes

Liberals: peacefully existing Conservatives: LMAO am i right guys?

please for the love of god tell me where did you get that wall paper

9:50 literally yes. That's how plants work. Cities also have preferences to a specific sex of certain plants because their counterpart creates foul smells so they don't want them in parks etc. There are literal disparities between the sexes in populations of plants in cities.

The answer to every time a conservative calls an "sjw" a hypocrite is literally just "we live in a society" like bruh, I'm fucking stuck here

This is the first time I've heard "wokies" and that's how my you cringe you lose challenge ended

10:10 You know, a quick google search would tell you that botanical sexism is referring to male and female TREES, with there being a huge deficit in the number of female trees planted in major cities compared to male trees. In species of trees that are non-hermaphroditic (or gonochoric if you want to be really nerdy about it), female trees produce fruit, while male trees produce pollen, hence why the title of the article is " 'Botanical Sexism' Could Be Behind Your Seasonal Allergies".Tyler, you should try looking things up when you don't understand them. When I hear the term "botanical sexism" I don't think that people are unironically saying that trees are sexist against women, because I like to learn things, and I think before I react.

Tyler looks like the guy who would call someone a "snowflake" after they won an argument, and then storms off in his room to play the worst country music known to man.

Wild how he keeps showing articles and then not reading them because he knows they're gonna have facts and he doesn't