CONSULTING 101: What do consultants do? (spoof video) 

This makes me physically sick... I live this every day...

Haha, I interned at Accenture, I remember all of these buzzwords!

This is like every corporate "communications meeting" we peons had to suffer through - listening to these self-important little martinets trying to talk like their bosses in hopes they'd be noticed and moved up a notch in the food chain. I didn't hear "deep dive", "strategic pillars", or "core competencies" in this little vignette, but maybe that's just because I was having a flashback to the workplace and blocked it out.

When I was little I couldn’t wait until I got to leverage corporate synergies. These guys are living the dream.

And 4 years later the company is no further along than when the consultant started. He just created a cushy job for himself with ZERO accountability.

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuut? Guess I will keep flipping burgers

didn't see the spoof lol, this is just daily consulting life

i am using this jargon in my interview today

Every people on Quora ever.

Lol is it depressing or not if I kinda understand most of it

No TPS reports?

This hurt so bad... yeah it's right on the money.

Not a spoof.

I laughed so loud I wet myself. You must have worked in the same business as me.

A culture of daily acting and pretending 😂

I’ve been in meetings with companies pitching using these bullshit terms. Suffice to say, they didn’t get the gig.

Accurate

hahahaha this was hilarious xD

Haha!!! Love this!

OMG that is so funny!

Plan the work and work the plan. Get to the bottom line. Ah, sounds good and so much nonsense.

Good gosh. This is horrible and true. Why did I pick this career?

Ping me