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This conveyor belt makes it super easy to eat a delicious meal without using hands. It feeds me soup, salad, corn, sausage and a delicious eclair!
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his studio in London, UK.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Starring Joseph, Tom, Lori, Susie, Shivani and Jose
Built by Joseph Herscher and Alasdair Harvey
Filmed & edited by Alasdair Harvey
Machine operators: Alasdair Harvey, Yanice Begar, Stan Tilyard-French, James Dyer

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22 мар 2022

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@KrisKrisKrisKrisKris 2 года назад

we gon just ignore how deep he took that eclair huh

@emeltea33 2 года назад

Nah, we know. Date night I'm paying.

@1martymcfly298 2 года назад

Lololol... Stuff to do when bored in quarantine

@exemida 2 года назад

When I saw it coming im like. No he wouldn't would. oh my god he did.

@markkryzler6982 2 года назад

Uhmmmmm buy me that mouth

@mr.noneyabidness 2 года назад

he probably has a full dance card!

@jnbg61584 2 года назад

I’m just impressed that Joseph could fit the entire eclair in his mouth in one bite. Also the conveyor belt itself, of course

@adamw8469 2 года назад

Kamala can do it too!

@wariolandgoldpiramid 2 года назад

Yeah, that felt fake

@daniel6678 2 года назад

THROAT GOAT

@gregspencer2083 2 года назад

@@adamw8469 thinking of politicians so much you bring them up in a videos like this is pretty pathetic

@adamw8469 2 года назад

@@gregspencer2083 you’re pathetic if you can’t see humor and truth.

@glitchy_weasel Год назад

How your boss expects you to eat during your lunch break

@orctrihar Год назад

Literally

@nemesis3329 Год назад

A different (and more reliable) take to Charlie Chaplin's Modern Times. Ingenious!!

@MrCool1187 Год назад

that was the first thing I thought of; although it does indeed seem that a century has ironed out any of thr original flaws

@Astraision Год назад

I was just about to comment this ❤

@JohnnyTran-qh3ot Год назад

How impressive Charlie Chaplin’s ingenuity was. Original.

@njemawut Год назад

I prefer Charlie's version when eating corn 🌽 lol

@cambiateamovistar4211 9 месяцев назад

😎

@yashasvibhatt1951 Год назад

People are getting amazed by the eclair thing but what I am amazed by is how cleanly he ate his part, no messing on the soup, yes there was some messing on that salad part but rest are just clean, the sushi eating was completely genius it landed right inside his mouth without any mess

@PeterSedesse Год назад

probably took hundreds of attempts to get the conveyer belt right.

@hancocki Год назад

blowing the salad did me in.

@alexanderwu 11 месяцев назад

The soup has a hidden drain into the pasta, though he still drank about a third of it. However because he had to do many takes he ended up drinking like ten bowls of soup

@filipkolarik632 8 месяцев назад

@@alexanderwunothing drained in the pasta it was his reflection

@Thrustql 8 месяцев назад

@@filipkolarik632theres a tube inside the pasta

@TimCizej137 2 года назад

1:39 That was literally life-threatening.

@Tabledar Год назад

Yeah, I nearly had a heart attack watching it.

@habibi42069 Год назад

I’d feel afraid,

@RiceSolid Год назад

no kidding

@m.tahjulreyhan6976 Год назад

No, it's life changing ❤️

@RiceSolid Год назад

@@m.tahjulreyhan6976 💀

@AtagoSKK 9 месяцев назад

Things I'm impressed by: 1) How he consumed all that in 2 minutes 2) Chugging the soup 3) Deepthroating 4) How long the conveyor belt is 5) The sushi precision 6) The knife actually cutting properly 7) The napkins being held firmly enough to wipe a bit

@cloud8521 5 месяцев назад

the belt is not long, in fact, the end shows how short it is

@Chris-zs5qb 3 месяца назад

I read your last sentence as wipe a butt

@SHUMMANKI Месяц назад

@@cloud8521 Yes

@justaweeb5052 Год назад

1:39 God, I miss her

@tobejaison9781 22 дня назад

Please, don't use God's name in vain!

@justaweeb5052 21 день назад

@@tobejaison9781 fair enough mb

@PJM257 5 дней назад

@@tobejaison9781 you can follow whatever dumb rules you want but please don't enforce them on the rest of us

@ericxu1935 Год назад

Absolutely love how the friends just have this “what have i gotten into” face after JUST the napkin thrower

@hippppoe6979 Год назад

I also like how they all kinda messed up while using the conveyer feeder while Joseph is doing it cleanly like a champ

@ais5945 Год назад

@@hippppoe6979 i meant he the one who made it , from the position , height or even the speed of this machine is set to perfectly match with him

@life_is_a_myth 7 месяцев назад

@@hippppoe6979Except for the salad

@Quiddarius 2 года назад

I can't tell if I'm more impressed by the machines or by how fast the guy ate everything

@billylloyd7488 Год назад

What about how deep he took that eclair with no problem and barely chewed it! 😂

@catoctober8005 6 месяцев назад

⁠@@billylloyd7488I know right!😂😂 😂

@-_ZERO_- Год назад

1:36 bro must've practice to handle that 😂

@johnplovdiv6237 Год назад

Wow. The name of this video should be "Deep throat eclair" 😳

@edwardstoilov1814 Год назад

This guy actually eats like he’s a competitive eater.

@billylloyd7488 Год назад

Not really you see how slow it’s going? Competitive people stuff their face fast and not get breaks in between to wipe their mouth unlike this guy. No where near competitive

@aleccoleman9017 Год назад

@@billylloyd7488 don't act like you could eat that fast billy

@DoktrDub Год назад

@@billylloyd7488 yeah but that deep throat eclair was something even a bunch of competition eaters would struggle with lol.

@exp3rtsgamingvideos 6 месяцев назад

It looks like he's secretly Matt Stonie

@beckettlecorn2521 2 года назад

Honestly I'm most impressed that he managed to drink orange juice despite having toothpaste in his mouth!

@YeeeetusYoinkus 2 года назад

I eat toothpaste and drink orange juice for breakfast It became a part of my tortu- I mean life now Edit: look mom atleast Im not as useless as you thought

@totallynotcyan1852 2 года назад

it tastes good im not kidding

@nickrodriguez9867 2 года назад

He straight faced it too

@whyyadi1674 2 года назад

he swallowed the toothpaste, thats what gave me a headache

@aloafofbread8468 2 года назад

@@YeeeetusYoinkus gonna have a stomach ache for the whole day

@hiluxi3652 Год назад

A garganta profunda no final foi show kkkkk

@migueldos2 Год назад

he verdade

@GD-yl5qx Год назад

Kkkkk bem isso

@proxymo2283 Год назад

Dudes got mad throat game

@marcusparker5226 12 дней назад

Bwahahhahahhaha

@shanehof1022 2 года назад

Honestly props for drinking all that soup

@macaemeia146 2 года назад

Yeah

@gardenvariety- 2 года назад

You can see it pouring in a clear container right infront of the pasta container : )

@gardenvariety- Год назад

@@Animaja001 no need to loose your manners. Not for this.

@ivankawnartist Год назад

@@Animaja001 Derp

@DFLTDUBS Год назад

i believe he said in an old video, that due to multiple takes he just drinks red water. don't quote me on this one. you can see that his soup is more watery than the others.

@RedStinger_0 2 года назад

I was really fond of this concept ever since Charlie Chaplin's Modern Times. About time we had an upgrade to that idea.

@Filterios 2 года назад

I was digging through comments just to find someone say this.

@albertoalves8251 Год назад

@@Filterios Chaplin's machine failed, but the bits of food had better sizes.

@humayun_joti Год назад

@@Filterios Me too...!

@sandhita_agarwal Год назад

Exactly me too

@macaco_amigo Год назад

first thing i thought of when I watched the video lol

@TheAntiTrope Год назад

Yo, dude absolutely *throated* the eclair

@thatrandomproject6652 3 месяца назад

He, ladies and gentlemen, is the throat GOAT!

@matthewdaniels1147 2 года назад

So creative! Jeez, you took that eclair like a pro!

@adamw8469 2 года назад

He took it like Kamala Harris

@tweak06 2 года назад

@@adamw8469 I was thinking more like Ivanka Trump, since she's literally a prostitute.

@jacobfraser4869 2 года назад

@@adamw8469 0_0

@sapandream 2 года назад

@@adamw8469 this comment make you really civilized like Doland trump 🤣

@Bigload992G Год назад

It was Cream Filled😳

@flog4368 2 года назад

Insane machine! Everything looked so smooth on Joseph (even the Eclair haha) and then came his friends... Lets hope that they are still friends after the conveyor belt of doom😂

@nakshatramusic21 2 года назад

Mind-blowing It's explained in the thumbnail

@SadToffee 2 года назад

He deepthroated an eclair

@WONDERBUBBLESTUDIOS Год назад

I can't believe how well this work

@LeanMan82 Год назад

Just amazing we can allow people to make creations like this and share it so easily

@darcidious99 Год назад

I bet his GF must be so proud of his creation **sees the eclair part** I bet his BF must be so proud of his creation

@orctrihar Год назад

@poco888 Год назад

bahhahahaha

@mikeyplier Год назад

Lmao

@tobejaison9781 22 дня назад

Please don't be inappropriate all

@DareToDream369 Год назад

That eclair though

@actuallyarbitrary4444 9 месяцев назад

How did a verified 3.38 million subscriber youtuber only get 26 likes in 10 months and no replies

@goobeyguy 9 месяцев назад

@@actuallyarbitrary4444their most popular video doesn’t even have 3k views, skeptical

@macchiato_1881 9 месяцев назад

Purchased youtube account and views lol

@qc6265 8 месяцев назад

@@actuallyarbitrary4444because no one really cares if a person is verified unless they know the person. And nobody seems to know this daretodream.

@user-cu5hk1bv4q 4 месяца назад

IKR

@dyltopher 3 месяца назад

This video is so much fun to watch, and it's plain to see you had a blast making it.

@davidswanson5669 3 месяца назад

Having your friends come try it - just shows how impressive you are in accomplishing a flawless performance. You are dedicated.

@blakemcnamara9105 Год назад

The fact that he can eat that all in a few bites is somehow more amazing than the machine itself.

@NguyenNhi-lt7yd Год назад

This was not built for everyday use

@denimchicken104 2 года назад

Joseph: hey everyone! I made a new machine! Everyone: great! How phallic is it going to be? Joseph: yes.

@hunter4lovelifelearninglon464 Год назад

My children would have a ball at your museum when hopefully you decided to create one (please do)

@WatchFelineSpine 7 месяцев назад

Who needs a partner when you have Joseph’s machines? ☺️👍

@CreezyCreations 2 года назад

Definitely inspired by Charlie Chaplin!

@JosephsMachines 2 года назад

He is the master!

@philvee727 2 года назад

@LeoEpic27 ! be quiet for several days

@tupacpalomeque 2 года назад

Modern Times

@in1 2 года назад

Wow! That's serious dedication :) I don't know how much you had to eat during the recording day, but it was probably a lot...

@JosephsMachines 2 года назад

We did it 35 times 😅

@in1 2 года назад

@@JosephsMachines Okay that's a lot (even if you didn't always have to eat the whole menu; 35 soups are already a lot)

@RavenzAJ 2 года назад

@@JosephsMachines in a day??????

@moditorplayz Год назад

I expected to see you here

@rynnziolkowski4642 Год назад

Sometimes we don't need a why, sometimes we just need to do. This video epitomizes that. I love it 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

@intheory9772 Год назад

I love your choice of song for the second skit. Your mum has a beautiful voice and I deeply appreciate this style of music.🤍

@lehuy5144 9 месяцев назад

Does his mother sing this song? 😮

@scream-beam3519 Год назад

Nice rendition of Charlie Chaplin’s Modern times feeding machine. Actually plays in super with the food actually being on the conveyor belt instead of over it feeding while they work. Props!

@Totoro_J Год назад

1:43 HE LOOKS SO EXPERIENCED

@metalhead351_of Год назад

Man, the thumbnail made it look like the train is shoving that eclair at full speed.

@josephmoore766 Год назад

These videos are just amazing!!! Especially this one, I was laughing the whole time. You’re a Genius Joseph! Keep up the great work!

@timehunter9467 2 года назад

The salad caught me off guard! I burst out laughing for some reason. The eclair, how?

@ultrio325 2 года назад

He has experience

@jhebertdelacruz5437 2 года назад

Lol. Even food catches you off guard?

@Life_with_Christ_and_balance Год назад

He took that eclair like a champ!

@frankhorrigan88057 29 дней назад

I don't have words to describe the details of entertainment I just witnessed. Bravo 🎉

@presidentmilkshake6884 Год назад

HELP WHEN HE ATE THE EclAIR DEEPTHRAOTED IT

@cooky9487 2 года назад

Very cool! Very reminiscent of the similar scene in Charlie Chaplain’s “Modern Times”

@JosephsMachines 2 года назад

That was my inspiration!

@jaygatsby700 Год назад

i was serching for this comment, that was my first thougt too! :)

@lehuy5144 9 месяцев назад

@@JosephsMachines the song in 4:40 is masterpiece! Could you tell me who sing that song please, i really want to know😢😢

@CubingTheory Год назад

You have to chew fast enough I love how he chugs the soup and eats the whole cake without running out of space in his mouth

@alexanderwu 11 месяцев назад

The soup has a secret drain in the back into the pasta and the eclair is hollow inside. However he had to do many takes so he still ended up eating tons of food

@ghostpiss1374 9 месяцев назад

yo?

@NoRoomForErrorAgain 7 месяцев назад

@@ghostpiss1374Roach Dawg JR wassup

@yetifin Год назад

Imagine you were walking down the street and you just see this in the restaurant beside you-

@chegadesuade 8 месяцев назад

This kind of video is the reason why youtube should always exist

@broke_en_halo Год назад

I couldn't stop laughing when it was his friends turn, so funny 😂

@6los9 Год назад

2:02 I thought he said i INVENTED some friends 🤣🤣🤣

@Shibendu_laha Год назад

Me also

@radhakrishn2515 Год назад

I can't unsee the way he inhaled that eclair

@IAMAKNUCKLESFAN День назад

The thumbnail alone said so much it was genius

@TimRomero 2 года назад

The toothpaste followed by orange juice at 4:40 is a dangerous combo

@jhebertdelacruz5437 2 года назад

Why? Explain.

@thamotive2430 2 года назад

@@jhebertdelacruz5437 Awful taste

@TheWorldsLargestOven 9 месяцев назад

@@jhebertdelacruz5437 You should try it, it taste so amazing.

@-_Jayden_- 2 года назад

Netflix: are you still watching? Someones daughter: 1:40

@emeltea33 2 года назад

Maybe... but definitely somebody's son.

@neverburstx4638 Год назад

☠

@dksquad2045 Год назад

Cringe overused Netflix joke

@-_Jayden_- Год назад

@@dksquad2045 Too bad

@weichaozhang2555 16 дней назад

this is the only video where i see joseph using an ACTUAL machine

@xmantnt555 9 месяцев назад

This is pure genius

@chesstrapbychinmay2933 2 года назад

Only Joseph has eaten perfectly. What a man! Hats off to you🥰😋

@NotyourMap 2 года назад

I haven’t watched his videos in a year! But I remembered him and just wanted to watch his videos! People love him because of his creativity and his passion for this RU-vid channel. I love him a lot as he solves many children’s problems in my country ‘New Zealand! And he is actually very funny keep on the good work and keep doing these types of stuff we all love them, I love how he puts all of these work into these videos making them very very high quality

@griffinblades8475 8 месяцев назад

This is art

@electricdreamer Год назад

This is the best thing I found on RU-vid in the new year.

@cheyennegottler974 Год назад

I dreamed of ridiculous conveyor belt ideas like this as a kid, love it

@messianogoats 2 года назад

5:53 joseph"s face was 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JoeGameVideos 2 месяца назад

i love that spark at 1:10 XD

@JohnSmith-tk7nt 3 дня назад

The salad blow dryer was my favorite

@NikGerDestroyer Год назад

1:43 man litteraly swallowed it wide open

@verityrodrigues2652 11 месяцев назад

Yeah 😰

@exotixzamateurva8957 2 года назад

I love this guy's channel! So insanely creative and fun. Stuff like this is what I would've loved to make when I was 8 or so years old. Bravo to you for keeping the dream real!

@booyanoo Год назад

After 2 mins I finally get to comments just to appreciate that deep work

@davidvandersterre 8 месяцев назад

Revolutionary invention, automating eating is currently one of the highest priorities

@WoLpH 2 года назад

Absolutely brilliant as always Joseph. I especially loved seeing your friends subjected to this. Makes you appreciate how much time you spent practicing this.

@adrianzapata743 2 года назад

Absolutely a gifted genius for inventing that conveyer belt all by himself.

@smurfhits5688 Год назад

You handled the dessert like a pro

@ReaperPlays420 7 месяцев назад

1:39 bro got better skills than most ppl😭

@jackofallspades98 2 года назад

I could literally watch this 100 times and still not fully grasp the complexity of it all. Not that the machines are too complex to follow! In fact, the opposite of that. I mean the complexity required to pull this off *and* have it still make sense and not be mechanically overwhelming. I'm astounded by the sheer quantity of moving parts in this. Keeping track of what's moving with the conveyor belt, what isn't, and what is sometimes but isn't other times sounds like a nightmare, I can't even imagine how you could conceptualize how these tricks could work. This machine is next-level, man. I always wonder how you'll top your previous thing and then you always do somehow.

@MrMobiIeGaming 2 года назад

Everything he does is just beyond me…like HOW DOES HE COME UP WITH THESE MACHINES!?

@beas_espofficial6245 Год назад

My question is: HOW LONG IS THAT CONVEYOR BELT!?

@World_Quest 7 месяцев назад

Bro took the last one like a champ

@S1lvermoon Год назад

I don’t know which one is more amazing the machinery he built or his eating chewing swallowing ability

@beaub152 2 года назад

You took that eclair like you're used to it

@ShikLam666 2 года назад

Can’t control myself laughing all the way till the end, thank you so much to make my day.

@rinjler6980 9 месяцев назад

This is way better than I saw in 'Modern Times'

@reptilian5651 2 месяца назад

thank you algorithm. that was HILARIOUS. we all came here for ONE reason.

@blaa6 2 года назад

Imagine this but with a massive budget and multiple people workshopping improvements. Maybe someday, we can all eat effortlessly if we need to or not. Great work as always!

@limonika6469 2 года назад

Lmao just use your hands 😂

@extremereckerbandy6069 2 года назад

Have you ever watched Charlie Chaplin's "Modern Times"? that is the origin of this idea.

@blaa6 2 года назад

@@limonika6469 Most of us do but those that don't would benefit from such workshopping and research.

@dereck42069 2 года назад

@@limonika6469 No, No I will not.

@acoburnett9458 2 года назад

The most impressive thing was that near the end he drank orange juice after having toothpaste in his mouth 👁️👄👁️

@60monie 3 месяца назад

Hope you got it on the first take! Can see why you didn’t try to manage in a drink with that. The salad was hilarious! Brilliant

@rawsteel6443 2 года назад

That thumbnail kinda sus

@slyfawkes7772 Год назад

This is how I like to imagine Jim Carrey eats his meals. It really seems to synergize with his personality on an inexplicable level.

@evatatus Год назад

Mr Bean would have loved one of these too

@SnowBunnz 21 день назад

The blowdryer with the lettuce almost killed me 😂

@dammitbobby283 7 месяцев назад

This is the new Golden Corral buffet. The food comes to you.

@paultuante 2 года назад

Its a good day when joseph uploads!

@ToasterNiggow 2 года назад

So gooood :D as always! The eclair really impressed me!

@AttackOnTitanlover1999 7 месяцев назад

Ahh you got to love you RU-vid recommendations

@BananaInEar009 2 года назад

Oh deer lord Joseph must have eaten an insane amount of calories perfecting this machine

@cemalak 2 года назад

Wow, I really like your videos and all your efforts that you put into them. The imagination and the hours spent in the making are mind blowing. Still, I can not believe how you managed to swallow that cake/bread/whatever at 1:37, right after swallowing a whole sausage. Wow. Just wow.