The Morning Routine Machine | Joseph's Machines

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My friend Giselle is always running late for work in the morning, so I'm making her a machine that does her entire morning routine... from bed! It washes her face, applies moisturizer and covers her whole face in makeup at once. Will she like it?
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Starring Giselle Rafful
Edited by Nicolas Adrian Recalde

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@martian3250 2 года назад

Setting up all that isn't easy, he is a genius

@kanishkavyas2414 3 года назад

Can we appreciate...his hardwork...😊❣

@Dorrywww 2 года назад

yeah

@arfansthename 2 года назад

the machines do it themselves tho

@shannondavis4341 2 года назад

@logan7156 Год назад

@@shannondavis4341 no

@thehamman2998 Год назад

@@logan7156 no

@amayahstevens6249 7 месяцев назад

I love how you put that hand on the drill and then it’s whacking his face😂😂😂

@soup3005 3 года назад

Joseph: Gets abused by a mop trying to rub in moisturizer- Also Joseph: ItS pErfEct

@P4r4gu4y0 2 года назад

1:00 2:00 3:00 4:00 5:00 6:00 7:00 8:00

@arfansthename 2 года назад

well it's certainly better than a rubber hand

@aileendurac7380 2 года назад

@@P4r4gu4y0 RFMFJFJRKR

@Naturefunyoutube Год назад

Balloon pops argggghhhhaaaa

@Naturefunyoutube Год назад

1:10 he gets obliterated by water

@doenel75 3 года назад

The first face washer is perfect if you don't want to get up.

@hanselPMH3 3 года назад

u can use it into a message on your back HAHAH

@pamburger474 3 года назад

Just make sure not to drown

@user-wz2ot5eg5d 3 года назад

Тыгде

@user-wz2ot5eg5d 3 года назад

Тыгде

@potassium_3292 3 года назад

*drowns

@luketea2396 3 года назад

This guy is quite literally shaping the future-

@Crooques 3 года назад

So tumrue

@Crooques 3 года назад

True

@shaziyaansari4342 3 года назад

😂

@Phonkshits 3 года назад

Yes you are right Love from Bangladesh💙💙

@zilanhassan1715 3 года назад

@@Crooques 0pl

@xtremelegend525 3 года назад

When the balloon popped and he screamed I just died of laughter

@rihamelkholi7514 3 года назад

LOL IKR

@SSWolfie404 3 года назад

LMFAO I DID TOO

@Road-to-1000 3 года назад

Same

@Road-to-1000 3 года назад

Also when the hand flung off the drill

@happykids1954 3 года назад

If you just died then how did comment

@ciarapaisley245 3 года назад

This seems a lot harder then my normal morning routine

@audreydanielle03 3 года назад

Exactly 😂

@Paladhn 3 года назад

Same

@konthoujampepe2692 3 года назад

@@Paladhn pppp

@twinxiest3116 2 года назад

i lik dis

@BillyFromNYC 2 года назад

I totally agree!

@mengrenben5550 3 года назад

This will be one of those videos that appear in people’s recommended in like 8 years

@iervo3899 3 месяца назад

It only took 2 years

@EvanGachaLife1 Месяц назад

Now 3 years

@christhebirb 3 года назад

Great entertainment, great machines and great comedy! Joseph, you're the one person the world needs right now.

@Farleigh1050 Год назад

*gets slapped by a rubber hand* Joseph: I need something softer *gets slapped by a mop which isn’t softer* Joseph: It’s perfect!

@bigmacwilley1397 Год назад

High h BBC would have to help with that

@ahah_you_cant_know_my_irl_name 8 месяцев назад

Nah how bout a microwave

@dazzlingdexter5060 3 месяца назад

😂 I'm dying

@amoshenriquerocha3249 3 года назад

1930: "In the Future we wiil have flying cars" Future:

@savitapainuli6348 3 года назад

Joseph : I am preety ? . . Camera man : this what my wife says😂😂😂😂

@DoodleChaos 3 года назад

1:08 Joseph took that waterboarding like a champ

@azfarahsan 3 года назад

hi doodlechaos!

@gksnd 3 года назад

@KnightIA 3 года назад

This comment will blow up like if it did

@user-jb7df2fb6s 3 года назад

オーマーイーガー

@sweetcookiebigdreams7011 3 года назад

🥲😁

@tmac6653 Год назад

Really cool to see that there is research and development for these contraptions

@kellantheincredible13 2 года назад

2:56 is something I could watch all day and not get tired of 🤣😂

@eliyoutubeacc 3 года назад

This certainly is easier than doing it all by hand...

@hypercubing5710 3 года назад

exactly

@KayTheKaiju 3 года назад

Fun fact : that right 😂

@shadowowl6322 3 года назад

YEAH!!!!!! FOR SUREEEEEE!!!

@KayTheKaiju 3 года назад

@@shadowowl6322 apakah anda orang indo?

@shadowowl6322 3 года назад

@@KayTheKaiju Busyeeettt!!! Heiiii!!! Bagaimana anda bisa menyimpulkan, kalau diri saya yang lemah ini adalah orang dengan kewarganegaraan Indonesia ? wkwkwkwk Anda DUKUN YAAA ???

@uselessSam 3 года назад

Lol rubbing moisturiser yourself is better than getting slapped in the face by a rubber hand with extreme pressure 😂

@evieo5404 3 года назад

Lol

@KadenMeidinger1 3 года назад

Power not pressure, pressure is corresponded with psi air or water pressure, power is the correct word just the grammar police helping you out

@TC-th1ey 2 года назад

Please cite the academic study and data that supports your hypothesis.

@pocom2275 2 года назад

army

@Farleigh1050 2 года назад

Ikr

@sarangimariajohn5819 3 года назад

The way that machine applying moisturizer😂😂😂Lmao😆

@oceansunrise2661 3 года назад

Who else got this randomly in the recommendations?

@mohitarathore7962 3 года назад

Him: you don’t want to get the bed soaking wet 39 seconds later

@untypical-e1564 3 года назад

@Juniper Russ guess i’ll *drown*

@AlexVR2013 3 года назад

@@untypical-e1564 dammmmmm boy 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙

@ummlolok1603 3 года назад

@@AlexVR2013 wth

@jetbloxian7539 3 года назад

@@ummlolok1603 exactly

@JoseGranny 3 года назад

"Do I look pretty?" LMAO 🤣

@user-kq5un6ds3x 3 года назад

I DIEDDD

@jacobrousseau3860 3 года назад

pretty ugly

@lingai7743 3 года назад

😂😂 wait wait you forgot to do the eye flutter when he said it

@itsthe1 3 года назад

How this doesn't have 25 million views is amazing. The comedy timing is perfect.

@Magical_Trash 3 года назад

Idk who this guy is, but I’m so glad RU-vid recommended his channel to me 😄 These are some Wallace and Grommit level inventions 😂😭😭

@texyrexy 3 года назад

4:47 - think we found out how 'The Donald' gets ready in the morning.

@leoscoillat8655 3 года назад

I think you miswrote "Wallace".

@earthtraverse8714 3 года назад

Wow lol no kidding

@harlbertmayerh7523 3 года назад

Trumq

@icrazyy1100 3 года назад

Donald trump?

@texyrexy 3 года назад

@@icrazyy1100 is there someone else known as 'The Donald' who also has an orange face?

@waasar 3 года назад

The makeup stamp works so much better than expected. I wonder why it doesn't exist yet

@tree4708 3 года назад

I always get late for my work Him: and i took that personally

@adamc.m.2145 2 года назад

lol

@ManicMama. Год назад

This was great. I was looking up Rube Goldberg machines and when I originally clicked on this video I thought it was just going to show the final result, not him going through how he makes it. That's awesome and I love the humor you add to it! I'll definitely be checking out the rest of your videos!

@morx3404 3 года назад

When the ballon popped I laughed so hard 😂

@chinnyokonkwo5162 3 года назад

Me too 😂

@morx3404 3 года назад

@@chinnyokonkwo5162 Haha 😂

@Vasska_playz 2 года назад

Me to 😂😂😂😂

@peterkowalewski7414 3 месяца назад

Me theree

@lunalovedraw3783 3 года назад

In all of my years- I have NEVER E V E R heard of “eyebrow & lip protectors” someone pls explain ;-;

@blossom_cotton6274 3 года назад

Same

@khairulanuar7285 3 года назад

same

@mannguyen3970 3 года назад

He put cut strips of wax paper and used a form of light glue

@mj1310 3 года назад

I think he stuck stickers to his face 😂

@thatoneteddybearinyourchil8319 3 года назад

Same

@lidalida9017 7 месяцев назад

LOL. it actually looked better at the end! Love this!

@imakelegostuff8684 2 года назад

That one kid in a movies room:

@getin3949 3 года назад

YES, you DO look pretty Joseph, pretty hilarious. You're worth a million laughs.

@shannondavis4341 2 года назад

your life isnt worth it

@user-ls7wl7xo3k 3 года назад

i love how the sponge in the face wash machine is shaped like a flower😂😂

@leynalulu 3 года назад

3:30 ✨Human car wash✨

@lisawang1724 3 года назад

It feels like watching a horror movie at the first time when it really starts, but ended a comedy! Did any one says that you remind me of Sheldon in “Big Bang”? Well done!

@druid6 3 года назад

Wow, it actually works pretty well :D

@joelroblesacosta2132 3 года назад

When he screamed when the balloon popped made me laugh so hard

@ButterflyTwinYouTube 7 месяцев назад

Can someone explain to me why he literally gets makeup, water, and other stuff all for us? Please support him he puts in so much effort for us ❤

@maxcurrie7525 2 года назад

2:20 I think I've seen this part before just without the spoon.

@VSP_5 3 года назад

3:42 Wow it's Perfect

@vedanshsanghi1287 3 года назад

You use your hands to create such a amazing machineries buy why can't you use that hands in doing easy daily life works. BTW I really love all your machinery.😍😍

@hybrid7948 3 года назад

1:43 Joseph :aaa Text day ,my friend asked me what Joseph scared Me: balloon bomb

@crainpanda8936 2 года назад

l always have a great time watching your videos

@imtantalum73 3 года назад

3:49 my fav song ride of the valkyries. thanks

@thomasmoran8958 3 года назад

A watering can pouring on my face would definitely wake me up in the morning

@butterflyplayzzz2117 3 года назад

This was awsome the makeup applier was super neat the first one not so good lol

@ashy.is.here4 9 месяцев назад

‘Wow it’s perfect’ had me laughing

@AFFTFOMSICHTS 3 года назад

I always laugh so hard during these

@izzylay1132 3 года назад

Same~ 😂

@shannondavis4341 2 года назад

when

@wabyjojohnston9606 3 года назад

“I know how I can make money on RU-vid, just turn my house into the Wallace and Gromit house, and film it!”

@Crazychloe-xt3wi 3 года назад

I died laughing cause of the wash makeup thing

@BIRINCIYIM 3 года назад

"Joshep you are a clever guy"

@moa_forlife 3 года назад

YAY , It is the Machine Guy xD

@ACBanimate 3 года назад

5:40 lol

@theuserbee 3 года назад

This video ended a bad day on a high note. Thank you for turning our down curves☹️up 😊😊😊 !!

@Sami-tm5fv 3 года назад

2:40 when you forgot your exam is today

@Princessclairee 2 года назад

8:04 lmao The machines are quite nice but geez this is funny😂😂,goodwork Joseph😄

@catherineupton6574 3 года назад

Thank you for giving me several good laughs this morning!

@annajane368 3 года назад

Every mistake he maKes I laugh do hard I cry 😂🤣😂

@chenax9577 3 года назад

I always love to see your videos, keep it up :)

@ChaseDJ549 3 года назад

I can’t imagine me getting slapped in the face to get myself awake.

@freecopyrightmusic9013 2 года назад

Thanks for the creativity Josephs..

@Jjmasf 3 года назад

8:14 turn on subtitles. Music!?!?

@sydneystanley3261 Год назад

I started laughing so hard when the light was just swinging around him.

@aryans4519 3 года назад

You need a level of creativity to build and assemble these types of things

@jaleesablake2240 2 года назад

You are so smart with these machines

@smeplen 10 месяцев назад

that "AHH" after the balloon pops gets me everytime

@BujuArena 3 года назад

Jeez, the spoilers at the beginning are brutal. I was looking forward to discovering all the funny stuff from watching it go. Thanks for the cool machine video! I love your videos! I just wish you would explain it all at the end instead of the beginning.

@JosephsMachines 3 года назад

This is actually quite useful feedback, thanks! I'm curious if other people had this experience too? The reason I put in so much at the beginning is for people that aren't familiar with my work, I need to show them a lot to get them interested in watching the whole thing. But of course I don't want to give away too much or there's no point watching the rest. I'd love to hear what other people have to say, who else thought I gave away too much? I honestly thought the shots at the beginning were so fast that you barely have time to understand what's happening in them but maybe I'm wrong!

@christhebirb 3 года назад

@@JosephsMachines Honestly, I like the way you did it with your cake server. Show the machine in one video, and do a follow-up where you explain the details.

@blackdeath39muffin45 3 года назад

First time here and tbh the beginning did attract me to watch the whole thing

@erikkennedy 3 года назад

@@JosephsMachines Personally, I thought the way you set the scene was fine, and I'm not a first-time viewer by any means.

@mohitarathore7962 3 года назад

@@JosephsMachines Thank you

@dirsirdmz 3 года назад

This things is pretty good tho 👍👍keep it up 🏆

@dirsirdmz 3 года назад

This is funny and cool 👍

@fransees 2 года назад

this is the perfect amount of genius!

@teenage_pro 7 месяцев назад

When The Hand Was Swinging It Was Pike Slapping Him😅😅😅😂

@thechessimist7034 3 года назад

congrats joseph, you are the first person to read out the names of your patron supporters while having makeup removed by a kinda terrifying wet drill mop rigamajig.

@connected. 3 года назад

Fortunately, waking up 10 minutes early is not a challenge for me

@davidchang5862 2 года назад

You are a genius pal. Pls carry on making all these wacky and useless tools. U really save my day. 😂👍🤣

@mariomendes809 Год назад

9 minutes of my life that wont come back ever!!

@VSP_5 3 года назад

2:55 i died laughing

@rubyharris4132 3 года назад

7:40 can’t stop laughing lmao

@Vasska_playz 2 года назад

Ahahaha

@brixbuildz Год назад

I died after the first one lmaoooo

@vgnow6558 2 года назад

Best youtube content ever 😆👍

@kailerbenjaminzaldivar985 2 года назад

Just saw this in my recommendations and I'm going to thank youtube for recommending me to this its a good channel

@kailerbenjaminzaldivar985 2 года назад

I just realized the video is uploaded 1 year ago😆

@kailerbenjaminzaldivar985 2 года назад

Still great video

@rtfury6503 Год назад

I have never laughed so much! Thank you Joseph! x

@DocCool 3 года назад

Hello Folks! Here's my brand new waterboarding machine! ;) CIA has already ordered ;)

@Ice1121 3 года назад

0:59 THE BEST WAY TO WAKE UP

@Sploonfish Год назад

This made my day! I am so happy

@42212 3 года назад

3:11 lol 😂 the hands smacking ü

@moosimus6492 3 года назад

Hey Joseph! I really love your videos and have a suggestion for something in the future! Maybe try making a machine that is re-usable and doesn’t have to be reset (maybe resets itself?)