I think jerma should start a tv show where he goes to places where people work and has to do a shift without training and you just have to watch and let him fumble through and figure out how to do it
Wikipedia says that a single kraft single is 21 grams, and there are 2000 grams in two kilograms, so 2000 divided by 21 equals approximately 95 kraft singles. Those are rookie numbers, you should see the shit we pull here in America.
@@anxietyprimev6983a certain tree dwelling species on Kashyyyk put over 100 kraft singles on a pizza. Those are Wookie numbers, you should see the type of shit pull here on Tatooine
why did they not include the full clip of him reading "serve it through the window", throwing the pizza out of the window, turning around and just looking at the actual serving window.
I've literally never heard of "gross" pizzas in restaurants so before I saw this comment I thought he was just ranting about something entirely made up.
@@grim66 that and, for some reason, toy companies are STILL trying to push gross-out shit with stuff like grosserie gang where half the characters are actual fecal funny. there's countless different ones by different brands but they're all the same, all somehow have like 500 different little rubber characters and they never get past series 4.
Watching him toss the pizza out the window is the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Never in my life have I become so genuinely sad about this man and his capabilities
"I like my marinara sauce to be very much under the cheese, by the way. I like the cheese to be really, sort of, on top of the marinara sauce." actual psychopath
I was literally in tears the entire time after the debt was brought up, those pizzas he made in a rush were the most horrendous and disgusting things I've ever seen food-wise.
I remember going to a wedding reception when I was in highschool and they had Whataburger catering part of the reception, it was great. Just stacks of cheeseburgers for me to tear up
First he talks about wanting only basic pizza then he make his sauce that's would probably make people projectile vomit like him and Kim after the echo cooler video
why would you edit out one of the best parts at the start, where he genuinely believed that it had to be served out of the window to the outside and that is why he threw it out there. then perfectly turned to see the serving window in confusion. it's like the clips have been edited out of order to tell the same joke but less naturally
The “bird shit pizza” kids menu thing he mentions, isn’t that more of a 90’s thing if I remember correctly? Back when Nickelodeon was in peak slime days
@@studhouser6969 Most of my issues stemmed from the poor controls so yes, I think the fidelity of VR would help. If they made absolutely zero changes to the engine for VR then I’m sure it’d be just as terrible but I’m basing my expectations off the cooking portion of Job Simulator which was great.
Jerma is one of those dudes who is funnier on his own. His stories and jokes are too funny on his own, if he was trying to do this with someone else watching and talking it wouldn't be the same
26:43 - Okay, believe it or not, in the mid-1990s, McDonald's pizza was ACTUALLY A THING. I am not kidding you in the slightest - there were McDonald's locations that legitimately made pizza. You can actually Google image search for the boxes. From what I remember, they were actually a tiny bit better than you might think.
