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Coronavirus Is A PANDEMIC....Technically 

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@chubbyemu
@chubbyemu 4 года назад
Great video! Nothing will change the recommendations you bring up: 1. Wash 🖐 hands 🖐 (20+ seconds! and twice if you want) after coming home, and after touching something from outside your house 2. Don’t touch face 🧑👦 3. Don’t shake hands 🚫🤝 4. Disinfect your cell phone often 🦠📱 5. If you feel fever cough, fatigue, get that checked out by Dr. 👩‍⚕️👨‍⚕️, as you normally would! #AlertNotAnxious
@officialblinx964
@officialblinx964 4 года назад
I don't suggest going to the hospital in case of infecting other people while going there. I'd call 111/NHS Emergency number for England.
@notme7851
@notme7851 4 года назад
I always touch my nose and I can't stop it, it's because I have like little white bumps or something and I want to take them all out but it's too hard, they could be taken out but there's a lot of them
@kathrinlindern2697
@kathrinlindern2697 4 года назад
Quick question: Shouldn't you call your Dr. before coming to the clinic if you suspect that you have coronavirus to prevent spreading it in the waiting room?
@jazzyfizz2038
@jazzyfizz2038 4 года назад
I sing happy birthday and that’s plenty of time but I also do it in public bathrooms people think I’m crazy
@blackcat6508
@blackcat6508 4 года назад
The virus is man-made and the death count are not accurate/fake, especially the ones from China and Iran.
@ael6360
@ael6360 4 года назад
Dr Mike: ALeRt nOt AnXioUs Me in my hazmat suit: "oK"
@ms0_u
@ms0_u 4 года назад
me in 5 hazmat suits: *_okay_*
@ThanatoselNyx
@ThanatoselNyx 4 года назад
I don't think Dr Mike was being sarcastic.
@daniellee.e_x
@daniellee.e_x 4 года назад
@Dennis Feenstra But that's already happening. Citizens are making the crisis themselves because they're already emptying all types of stores. Germany is already extreme in this and I don't think that population are smart enough to not panic so it's better to fill up on some things (not too much) so you're not the only one that can't buy stuff.
@BoredPanda69420
@BoredPanda69420 4 года назад
@Moosevison R/woooooosh
@colorfulcrash2030
@colorfulcrash2030 4 года назад
Dude, have you been infected with it? No, right? If you live in china you can freak out. Not in america
@dirtystuff1452
@dirtystuff1452 4 года назад
Me: washing my hands in a public toilet Other People: poor guy.. singing Happy birthday to himself
@Erica-nf2tj
@Erica-nf2tj 4 года назад
Lol when I first read this, I imagined you just splashing ur hands around in a toilet bowl
@neonflower66
@neonflower66 4 года назад
Erica 41903 oh gosh, I thought this too
@Zancibar
@Zancibar 4 года назад
Yeah wtf?
@rialozada6526
@rialozada6526 4 года назад
I don't get it
@jiaxun788
@jiaxun788 4 года назад
Erica 41903 XD SAMEEEE
@snapmyneck8818
@snapmyneck8818 4 года назад
“Make sure to get 7-9 hours of sleep, eat healthy..” College students: *sweat nervously*
@beetee4865
@beetee4865 4 года назад
*everyone lol
@KVStarStruck22
@KVStarStruck22 4 года назад
If you are sweating a lot at night all the time, you may need to go to a doctor. Could be something serious.
@Mars8765
@Mars8765 4 года назад
12 year old me: *sweats nervously*
@KevinShinwoo
@KevinShinwoo 4 года назад
@@KVStarStruck22 Or maybe they're sweating nervously because they're nervous, but that'd be crazy, right?
@thyannegarcia
@thyannegarcia 4 года назад
Legit, sweating is a removal of toxins in the body. This might help with the coronavirus
@helsiclife
@helsiclife 4 года назад
I live in China, we have been in quarantine since mid January and I'm so happy that the city were I am, has 9 consecutive days without new cases! It means the quarantine works 👍 the red alert was downgraded to yellow last week 🎉
@ltamez1511
@ltamez1511 4 года назад
That’s great 😃
@envy1xc
@envy1xc 4 года назад
i saw that china its going down, BUT going up everywhere else
@galileanathaly7361
@galileanathaly7361 4 года назад
👏🏻👏🏻
@tuts4140
@tuts4140 4 года назад
Awesome the US should try that not wait for things to get worse
@arcticfoxgaming1488
@arcticfoxgaming1488 4 года назад
*The Media:* I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
@snipea8255
@snipea8255 4 года назад
Dr Mike: get 7 to 9 hrs of sleep consistently Me watching this at 2am: chuckles* im in danger
@nintendomusic2199
@nintendomusic2199 4 года назад
snipe a *school exist*
@bibimgl1671
@bibimgl1671 4 года назад
Are you mongolian hha
@nintendomusic2199
@nintendomusic2199 4 года назад
Bibi Mgl who me?
@gracehowell.
@gracehowell. 4 года назад
Watching this at nearly 5am because I haven't gotten over my jetlag yet. Oops.
@Star-bt8bp
@Star-bt8bp 4 года назад
It's 3 am for me and I hv my finals tomorrow 💀
@sandrah5229
@sandrah5229 4 года назад
Dr Mike: Alert, not anxious. My nervous system: They're the same picture. 😅
@aadi7303
@aadi7303 4 года назад
Cute😂
@macym1109
@macym1109 4 года назад
Corporate needs you to find the difference between the two pictures
@melissakardos3715
@melissakardos3715 4 года назад
Sandra H our concerns are not the virus in the US. We are worried about supply lines ! We are from Florida and have seen empty shelves and it gets ugly. This could lead to big shortages over a much longer time frame to get things moving again. We stocked up for 2 months for us ,3 grown kids ( they are stocking up also ) and 3 grandkids. Food ,water ,and MEDS
@yourmama9674
@yourmama9674 4 года назад
Melissa Kardos you are part of that problem if you can see that
@melissakardos3715
@melissakardos3715 4 года назад
who likes spaghetti? Not super concerned about virus. Except I think they are fudging numbers. I’m concerned about supply lines. Stock up.
@natasharay6085
@natasharay6085 4 года назад
“Stay away from people who are sick” Me a hotel housekeeper: *nervous sweating *
@RobotHunter1234
@RobotHunter1234 4 года назад
Me, a pharmacy technician at a hospital: *I N T E N S E S W E A T I N G*
@thedecentdoodler5757
@thedecentdoodler5757 4 года назад
Jokes aside I respect you guys a lot
@GOASTxMOUSE
@GOASTxMOUSE 4 года назад
I am a front desk clerk at a hotel idc what anyone says I'll be wearing gloves from now on.
@AcidSugar1414
@AcidSugar1414 4 года назад
GOASTxMOUSE gloves can get the virus on them too. Don’t touch your face!
@GOASTxMOUSE
@GOASTxMOUSE 4 года назад
@@AcidSugar1414 oh yea I most definitely change them when a guest leaves the office
@dylantron611
@dylantron611 4 года назад
Dr Mike: There is no such thing as an immune supplement Me: But what about my vitamin gummies? What if I take 3 instead of 2? Edit: this r/wooosh is for everyone who has said you can overdose on vitamin gummies
@sloopfan3706
@sloopfan3706 4 года назад
Devontronster987 bro I’m pretty sure that’s illegal As in you’ll get high
@thequeerbee2026
@thequeerbee2026 4 года назад
😂 😂 😂 😂 You realise you can't overdose on vitamins right.
@Basey
@Basey 4 года назад
You'll overdose.
@ericgraham4205
@ericgraham4205 4 года назад
Most likely die from a severe overdose. Have to be very careful with gummies
@boatchips7820
@boatchips7820 4 года назад
@@ericgraham4205 you'll die from one extra? Seems a little far fetched seeing as though I once took 2 different types of vitamin gummies accidentally overdosing without knowing for about a month or two. The reason why I didnt know was because I had regular vitamins and some other vitamin, not knowing they were basically the same thing
@emilypiersall9368
@emilypiersall9368 4 года назад
"Stay away from people who are sick" me: sweats nervously in retail cashier
@ThisReactiverse
@ThisReactiverse 4 года назад
When I worked at Home Depot there was a woman who came uo to checkout without a mask, tissues in hand and told me she had the flu. I proceeded to ask her what the hell was wrong with her because (seeing i had a line) she was endangering the physical well being of everyone around her. She said, "Well I need this now." Really? You need some gardening shite from HD and will risk not only your, but many people's well being to get them?
@emilypiersall9368
@emilypiersall9368 4 года назад
@@ThisReactiverse people can be do dense smh
@burntjelly4536
@burntjelly4536 4 года назад
Emily Piersall me in school
@vercingetorix9005
@vercingetorix9005 4 года назад
Quit, I'm being deadly seriously serious, a paycheck isn't worth the longer term damage this virus does to your body, otherwise RIP lol.
@amandahall1914
@amandahall1914 4 года назад
Yeah I gotta touch people’s food all day🤧
@atomicditto5785
@atomicditto5785 4 года назад
Me: itches nose Video 5 seconds later: don’t touch nose.
@arcturus.z
@arcturus.z 4 года назад
Atomic Ditto hahahah same
@ryangonzales9084
@ryangonzales9084 4 года назад
Atomic Ditto lol I did the same thing
@KayYumYums
@KayYumYums 4 года назад
Every. Time. Someone. Says. That! Lol
@zyphxo
@zyphxo 4 года назад
SAME
@brendakrieger7000
@brendakrieger7000 4 года назад
I don't know why, but my face is always itchy😂
@anaespiritu4609
@anaespiritu4609 4 года назад
*washes my hand while singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'*
@TheRealVivia
@TheRealVivia 4 года назад
Ana Espiritu Your gonna be there for awhile 😂😂
@Christopher._M
@Christopher._M 4 года назад
This is a good one
@_carapell_7084
@_carapell_7084 4 года назад
Rich E RE... SPECT... WALK
@davelawandra6578
@davelawandra6578 4 года назад
Weak, I wash my hands while singing 24/7 hip hop lo-fi music for relaxing, studying
@anaespiritu4609
@anaespiritu4609 4 года назад
@@davelawandra6578 anyone who listen and sing to Queen is not weak, darling. But anyway, that's cool. I'll try that 24/7 method next. Thank you for telling me that :D By the way, how in the world is my comment getting attention?
@randomone7557
@randomone7557 4 года назад
Me: *rubbing my eyes Mike: "Dont touch your face, eyes-" Me:
@timothylofi
@timothylofi 4 года назад
I was in the same boat 😂
@XuletiiTa
@XuletiiTa 4 года назад
Literally same 😅😅☠️☠️
@RMPU-Lil-Bro
@RMPU-Lil-Bro 4 года назад
I RUBBED MY EYES WHEN I SAW THIS CMMNT
@notagenius3759
@notagenius3759 4 года назад
And I keep rubbing eyes..😂
@user-mv5vt6xf4q
@user-mv5vt6xf4q 4 года назад
I am dead now. *has horrible problem with touching face and eyes*
@mr.noname6734
@mr.noname6734 4 года назад
the corona virus has reached my country and tomorrow i have to sit 2 hours in a train/bus. The public transport in my country is known for beeing a petri dish with excellent breeding ground for any sort of illnes. Wish me luck
@giuliamoraschetti8301
@giuliamoraschetti8301 4 года назад
I'm from Italy.....me too, tomorrow I have to take the train...I'll try to not touch anything
@rotanux
@rotanux 4 года назад
@@giuliamoraschetti8301 use gloves e buona fortuna
@giuliamoraschetti8301
@giuliamoraschetti8301 4 года назад
@@rotanux thanks, yeah I was thinking about that...I'll probably use them
@floricel_112
@floricel_112 4 года назад
this is the first time I've ever heard something being compared to a petri dish. Good lord
@ioannahl
@ioannahl 4 года назад
@@giuliamoraschetti8301 You should consider wearing a surgical mask in case you are close to someone who sneezes a lot and carry with you a liquid antibacterial hand wash! :-)
@se7nn1120
@se7nn1120 4 года назад
Doctors: "Don't confuse google with my medical degree." Doctor Mike: "That is absolute poo poo."
@paxtonamanda
@paxtonamanda 4 года назад
Lol, my doctor was stumped on something I had come in with and ended up saying, "I'ma do what everyone else does... Google it." 😆😆 Then I ended up just using OTC meds to treat my condition.
@deepstariaenigmatica2601
@deepstariaenigmatica2601 4 года назад
It's not completely poo poo. Google is really stupid when you're researching symptoms. Thorough research accompanied by critical thinking (which most people googling are gonna lack) & a little bit of life sciences knowledge can make google useful tho.
@shinybee1263
@shinybee1263 4 года назад
@@deepstariaenigmatica2601 the "absolute poo poo" comment was about something else; this comment was highlighting a (seeming) contradiction between the expertise needed gor a medical degree, and using funny words like poo poo
@toshinouu3306
@toshinouu3306 4 года назад
Shiny Bee well said
@Markedlywastaken
@Markedlywastaken 4 года назад
I respect a grown man who can say **Poo poo** with a straight face. 😏
@luciafromwiisports37
@luciafromwiisports37 4 года назад
When did he say it
@eddyquesnel6033
@eddyquesnel6033 4 года назад
I wholeheartedly agree with this one point, and only this.
@Valentim_Gomes
@Valentim_Gomes 4 года назад
@@luciafromwiisports37 5:55
@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970
@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 4 года назад
@@Valentim_Gomes That time is my birthday.
@kristenv8163
@kristenv8163 4 года назад
I laughed, I’m 30.
@Mjuliep
@Mjuliep 4 года назад
“Don’t touch your eyes, nose, mouth...” me teaching my students the head, shoulder, knees and toes song next class : ok the song is no longer on RU-vid kids😅
@HazeEmry
@HazeEmry 4 года назад
I mean you could still teach them that but tell them to wash their hands and face after
@Soharena_4
@Soharena_4 4 года назад
Its Not for kids anymore!!😂😂
@Jojobambi
@Jojobambi 4 года назад
@@HazeEmry more like before
@notapplicable2636
@notapplicable2636 4 года назад
@Nine Coinz yes agreed! Esp if you can find a sink w lots of faucets...
@damndirtyape1363
@damndirtyape1363 4 года назад
Lol. My favourite song to sing to my 5 mo old son when we bath him .... “ and eyes and ears and mouth and nose .... heeeeeead, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes” 😂
@nitrokiller3929
@nitrokiller3929 4 года назад
Doctor mike: get 7 to 9 hrs of sleep The school system: 3 take it or leave it.
@lando1gamez473
@lando1gamez473 4 года назад
Baasically
@Charlie-le7xg
@Charlie-le7xg 4 года назад
Nitro Killer yesss ikr
@ChillerBaby
@ChillerBaby 4 года назад
agreed
@Sunny5327-j5q
@Sunny5327-j5q 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@LoolooWackers
@LoolooWackers 4 года назад
Yup
@HiRezTV
@HiRezTV 4 года назад
Me: rubbing my eyes Dr. Mike: never touch your face. Me: guess I’ll die
@anthony0466
@anthony0466 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@Bwaaaaa---h
@Bwaaaaa---h 4 года назад
oh bruh same
@DeenBoi
@DeenBoi 4 года назад
Big oof
@sumtingwong4557
@sumtingwong4557 4 года назад
Ay dude, can't wait to see you in Munich in April!
@sbtopzzzlg7098
@sbtopzzzlg7098 4 года назад
Nc
@allygarcia8193
@allygarcia8193 4 года назад
Dr. Mike “Get 7-9 hours of sleep” Me living with a newborn: “what is sleep?”
@tuts4140
@tuts4140 4 года назад
Ally garcia throw in a newborn a 2 year old and a whole husband 🙄
@samiasultana44
@samiasultana44 4 года назад
I am right now at my sister's house for 4 days. she has a 9 month old.she and her husband both did not sleep properly for 9 months. at first I did believe it.now it's been 3 days I also haven't slept cause of my nephew. 😞
@RalphNC09
@RalphNC09 4 года назад
@TheENofficial I mean you're right, but I don't think that's what they're saying
@sagarikamaitra9619
@sagarikamaitra9619 4 года назад
Be very careful with your newborn at such a time.
@alexrivers4662
@alexrivers4662 4 года назад
TheENofficial that’s not what she’s saying idiot
@ericaliu3635
@ericaliu3635 4 года назад
doctor mike: get 7-9 hours of sleep me, watching this at 2 am: *[chuckes] im in danger*
@IIsJonkShorts
@IIsJonkShorts 4 года назад
Litteraly same
@Tetra392
@Tetra392 4 года назад
Don't worry... Doctor Mike is worth the danger
@Shush7717
@Shush7717 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣i didn't sleep yesterday either
@loyiee.3976
@loyiee.3976 4 года назад
Kash omgg sameeee
@niedersacksen
@niedersacksen 4 года назад
Aye same here hahahahaha
@Standardhumanbeing
@Standardhumanbeing 4 года назад
Dr. Mike: an actual doctor Also Dr. Mike: THIS IS ABSOLUTE POOPOO
@aimanmendes9679
@aimanmendes9679 4 года назад
Tierney O'Hearn I was showing my dad that and he was like poopoo?
@skye162
@skye162 4 года назад
“That is absolute POOPOO!” -Dr. Mike 2020
@Lia2ju
@Lia2ju 4 года назад
I was waiting for someone to point this out😂😂
@jrenee_21
@jrenee_21 4 года назад
Saw this as soon as he said it lol
@brandon17760
@brandon17760 4 года назад
*Mike looking at a stool sample*
@karinasleftknee1995
@karinasleftknee1995 4 года назад
J Renee21 SAME LOL IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
@genshinaddict7104
@genshinaddict7104 4 года назад
@@jrenee_21 sAmE XDDDD
@GippyHappy
@GippyHappy 4 года назад
_”THAT IS ABSOLUTE POOPOO”_ -Doctor Mike Now this is a doctor I can get behind
@SaturneKx
@SaturneKx 4 года назад
Me laughing at covid19 memes: lol haha Me laughing at covid19 memes while its in my country: lol Its in my state: ha Its in my city: ...
@estralyn1865
@estralyn1865 4 года назад
SaturneKx when it’s at your house : 💀
@abigailwilkinson1398
@abigailwilkinson1398 4 года назад
It's in my school...
@deeyaverma882
@deeyaverma882 4 года назад
when it's in your school 💀💀💀
@DianaEricJ
@DianaEricJ 4 года назад
SaturneKx ugh yep, first death in US is in our county
@AlphaWolf096
@AlphaWolf096 4 года назад
It’s not that much of a concern unless you’re extremely young, really old, or otherwise have a compromised immune system.
@PhilosopherInsomniac
@PhilosopherInsomniac 4 года назад
"Those who try and turn a profit on this should be ashamed of themselves." *Thank you.* That is absolutely what people need to hear and reiterate every time an MLM/'Nutraceutical' salesperson opens their mouths during pandemics. Appreciate the updates and the science based approach you take to everything.
@RealHealthyGuidance
@RealHealthyGuidance 4 года назад
A christian tv chanel tried to do that here In Norway. ''Donate 2020 NOK and we will pray for you and your children''. Smh.
@that_dam_baka
@that_dam_baka 4 года назад
I need to start an MLM now.
@multistan1100
@multistan1100 4 года назад
yes.In our country people have increased the cost of face masks and stored them as well so they can earn profit out of it.No one should fish in troubled waters.These people really should really be ashamed of themselves
@spicychameleons4954
@spicychameleons4954 4 года назад
dude i’ve seen people try to profit on a recent artist’s death. it’s so disrespectful for people to do it umu
@FoxFelineProductions
@FoxFelineProductions 4 года назад
Dylan Baldanza invests money in medical stocks* - Who me?
@TheImagination96
@TheImagination96 4 года назад
"dont touch ur face under ANY circumstances" everyone with ADHD/anxiety who can't stop biting their fingers: hahaha guess ill die
@trip7002
@trip7002 4 года назад
Possumsnout felt that 🤦‍♂️
@MiaMizuno
@MiaMizuno 4 года назад
Yeah, biting Fingers more often recently... But at home after having a long washing hands Session... But Yes, we need to stop our habit...
@cd47art86
@cd47art86 4 года назад
Jrjsksksk ye mood
@katethevampire
@katethevampire 4 года назад
@UwU can't argue with that my face is itchy my face is itchy
@Murasaki_137
@Murasaki_137 4 года назад
In my case I simply can't stop rubbing my eyes because of multiple reasons 😂
@stavv222
@stavv222 4 года назад
"stay away from people who are sick." Me, a hermit: 😎
@colored433
@colored433 4 года назад
me too
@theblockcat-ain1572
@theblockcat-ain1572 4 года назад
@@colored433 I was born a hermit
@Starry_Night_Sky7455
@Starry_Night_Sky7455 4 года назад
lol, introverts are expert level at this whole social distancing thing
@Starry_Night_Sky7455
@Starry_Night_Sky7455 4 года назад
lol, introverts are expert level at this whole social distancing thing
@callmeqt1269
@callmeqt1269 4 года назад
Dr. Mike: *”AVOID TOUCHING YOUR FACE”* Me: proceeds to rub eyes for thirty seconds without realization...
@ms0_u
@ms0_u 4 года назад
Same
@CourtingDeath_
@CourtingDeath_ 4 года назад
Lmfaoo I literally did that as I read your comment
@ellab3511
@ellab3511 4 года назад
I did it when he said it. Bread got in my eye and I coughed
@iamboringvideos6832
@iamboringvideos6832 4 года назад
I literally touched h my face a good amount ...of time
@jennijosephson7951
@jennijosephson7951 4 года назад
Same
@SrgtBarney
@SrgtBarney 4 года назад
5:55 【A B S O L U T E   P O O  P O O】
@user-un2dq6ho4v
@user-un2dq6ho4v 4 года назад
LMAO
@ImRaquib
@ImRaquib 4 года назад
*Absolute BULLSHIT!!!*
@zengzor7758
@zengzor7758 4 года назад
Yes.
@skylerisbesty5712
@skylerisbesty5712 4 года назад
@@ImRaquib no, P O O P O O
@ms0_u
@ms0_u 4 года назад
pupu
@whitneymetz6154
@whitneymetz6154 4 года назад
“Absolute poopoo” My new response for everything.
@LunaBari
@LunaBari 4 года назад
If it is false.
@Sicup254
@Sicup254 4 года назад
Big PeePee!
@huh-yu1iy
@huh-yu1iy 4 года назад
Whitney Metz lmao
@shrekwazowski8199
@shrekwazowski8199 4 года назад
I am too immature for this
@blueishere1613
@blueishere1613 4 года назад
Please dont use this in a work place.
@jasintakwok2354
@jasintakwok2354 4 года назад
*WW3 doesn't start CORONA virus: fine I will do it myself
@ppppppppp-fz4nh
@ppppppppp-fz4nh 4 года назад
Lmao
@alvianekka80
@alvianekka80 4 года назад
Who know what will happen in April
@KryptonKr
@KryptonKr 4 года назад
Alvian Ekka what? April fools? That 2020 is a joke?
@vanwaard1270
@vanwaard1270 3 года назад
y’all innocent
@najmaali2916
@najmaali2916 4 года назад
DR.Mike: "That is absolute POOPOO" Me: ah, a true intellectual
@ellib467
@ellib467 4 года назад
DONT TOUCH MY HAIR can confirm this is a medical definition
@franciscolaurean8550
@franciscolaurean8550 4 года назад
Had to pause for a sec after that lol
@hex_reeeeeee
@hex_reeeeeee 4 года назад
Same thoughts here lol
@therrydicule
@therrydicule 4 года назад
You need to consider that if one tries to explain something abstract for the normal people, one need to use a language that is understood by everyone and adjust language. So... The doctor knows his audience.
@paula.pazmino
@paula.pazmino 4 года назад
@@therrydicule are you calling the ones seeing the video poopoo heads? 🤔 lol
@arianarayne4381
@arianarayne4381 4 года назад
“That is absolute poo poo” - Dr Mike 2020
@bunnyI3oy15
@bunnyI3oy15 4 года назад
I just got to the poo poo
@hillwoop9101
@hillwoop9101 4 года назад
Never thought I would ever hear a doctor saying poo poo in my life
@cherylrose6022
@cherylrose6022 4 года назад
that's the technical term 👌
@GoiterGoblin
@GoiterGoblin 4 года назад
😂 i rarely laugh out loud but I couldn’t stop laughing when he said that
@sintia12c
@sintia12c 4 года назад
Me: Touches someone then goes to take a bath in a tub of alcohol based hand sanitizer *BEGONE SATAN*
@icantthinkofaname4129
@icantthinkofaname4129 4 года назад
Legend
@Atlazuko
@Atlazuko 4 года назад
@carbonated cats the sensitive bits will burn like fire. but i'm pretty sure it'll burn like fire regardless of gender when the tendies touch the alcohol
@datnoobbee8576
@datnoobbee8576 4 года назад
@LoFi_ Flips *arsonists*: It's almost like... I was born for this
@sarahhatfield6522
@sarahhatfield6522 4 года назад
“stay away from people who may be sick” me, a pharmacy technician: 🤭😳
@linuschristensen6181
@linuschristensen6181 4 года назад
Sarah Hatfield Don’t touch your face!
@johnboylong40
@johnboylong40 4 года назад
Lol. Move the line for customers further back and ask them to speak up from there. Then distribute their medications like they throw fish at a fish market. Lol. Man what a rock and a hard place you’re in. Be safe and thanks for what you do!
@chloespragg5616
@chloespragg5616 4 года назад
Me: has common cold symptoms Me: ItS CoRoNa TiMe
@michaelb1761
@michaelb1761 4 года назад
It's never Corona time. Drink real beer. ;-)
@chloespragg5616
@chloespragg5616 4 года назад
Michael Burgess sir I am a minor
@MonAhgasInsomniAroELF
@MonAhgasInsomniAroELF 4 года назад
@@michaelb1761 hey maybe that's the cure lol
@jordans.cardona3203
@jordans.cardona3203 4 года назад
Corona isn’t that bad like I’ll never buy it but if it’s served to me I’ll drink it
@patrikkorenar5160
@patrikkorenar5160 4 года назад
More like google
@darioam3329
@darioam3329 4 года назад
You know that when the doc says: “That absolute PUPU!” He is very serious and pissed off
@vmdp8790
@vmdp8790 4 года назад
family fwendli
@MsEvylicious
@MsEvylicious 4 года назад
Omg I thought it was so funny and cute😂🤗😍
@norge0209
@norge0209 4 года назад
*poo poo
@brendabalzan1994
@brendabalzan1994 4 года назад
Pupu is a male doll in Maltese lol. Poo poo is what he actually says.
@atherstonemobilevaleting8112
@atherstonemobilevaleting8112 4 года назад
Anything : "gets to lungs" Lungs: *P N E U M O N I A*
@theeveoftime2052
@theeveoftime2052 4 года назад
😂
@TatianaIsADoll
@TatianaIsADoll 4 года назад
Pneumonia 😂
@atherstonemobilevaleting8112
@atherstonemobilevaleting8112 4 года назад
@@TatianaIsADoll thanks for correcting me I didn't know how to spell it 😅😂
@hellpunisher
@hellpunisher 4 года назад
You can check on Google, but someone helped you. Good job, someone!
@rasheedad3750
@rasheedad3750 4 года назад
Only if you have a weakened immune system
@laureen83
@laureen83 4 года назад
Our school had some policy thing mailed about covid-19, one of the things was wash your hands meanwhile we didn't have soap for over 3 months I think. They (or maybe it were some students) now finally put a hand wash soap from a supermarket in one bathroom and a picture with the quote "Wash your hands you detty pig." (That's why I think it were students) The other bathrooms have soap in the soap dispensers now (finally) Thanks for listening to my soap update Edit: the soap in the soap dispensers is like already foamy en feels like it's just water that's foamy (not possible but you get me)
@tsunamiriptide1825
@tsunamiriptide1825 4 года назад
Why did I laugh so hard? Especially at the detty pig part! 🤣🤣
@trafy5258
@trafy5258 4 года назад
Same, our "modern" school never had any way to dry your hands And the Soap bottles never Got refilled.
@GippyHappy
@GippyHappy 4 года назад
Keep me posted I’m very invested in the soap drama
@Cat_is_dead888
@Cat_is_dead888 4 года назад
In my school we have one soap bottle that is full of dead bugs that somehow managed to get in but not out. Unfortunatly, when it happened the bottle was almost full. And it obviously stayed full, cause no one wants to wash hands with dead bugs. But the fact that it's almost full made the cleaner go "oh its full" so that SHE'S JUST LEAVING IT WITH THE DEAD BUGS.
@laureen83
@laureen83 4 года назад
@@GippyHappy the supermarket soap pump is now thrown into a stall that's closed for who knows how long (probably bc its broken or some dead person is in there)
@avocado132
@avocado132 4 года назад
I have anxiety Dr. Mike: “alert, not anxious” Well now I have alertity
@mvillalobos1214
@mvillalobos1214 4 года назад
Gurjot Singh this made me lololol
@chosenuwu
@chosenuwu 4 года назад
me too friend, me too
@itzliz6030
@itzliz6030 4 года назад
same
@dezo343
@dezo343 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@maeking5268
@maeking5268 4 года назад
Alertitties
@christinem4016
@christinem4016 4 года назад
Dr. Mike: *doesnt say “Stay alert, not anxious” in one video* Me: *Gets anxious*
@jimbo3227
@jimbo3227 4 года назад
*sees that it’s in the description Me: relieved
@christinem4016
@christinem4016 4 года назад
Jimbo deep breaths everyone
@oskoreiaa11
@oskoreiaa11 4 года назад
💀
@8petaldaisy
@8petaldaisy 4 года назад
Sunlight & Succulents I thought the same thing! lol
@paulgoogol2652
@paulgoogol2652 4 года назад
Me: *picks nose* Dr Mike: "Don't touch your face." Me: OMG. He nose.
@johndamari
@johndamari 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@Sha-gg2nw
@Sha-gg2nw 4 года назад
You're awesomeness is too much for me to handle.
@thequeerbee2026
@thequeerbee2026 4 года назад
Lmao 😂 😂 😂
@jessuptriplett1897
@jessuptriplett1897 4 года назад
I'll admit, it's a pretty good pun.
@Pekara121
@Pekara121 4 года назад
do you also watch KYRSp33dy?
@melodym7820
@melodym7820 4 года назад
Doc: "Eat healthy" me: *lowers m&ms and throws chips across the room* " you saw nothing"
@nayelihawkins8037
@nayelihawkins8037 4 года назад
That's a mood
@Minadarling119
@Minadarling119 4 года назад
Person: 2019 was the worst year in our lifetime First month of 2020 2020: Hold my Corona
@thanos4769
@thanos4769 4 года назад
What do you mean? This is just Black Friday for groceries
@JGirDesu
@JGirDesu 4 года назад
Coronavirus started in December 2019 tho.... time is a human construct
@thanos4769
@thanos4769 4 года назад
@@JGirDesu shhhhhh lets just name it a second black friday and be done with it
@poili243
@poili243 4 года назад
Don’t forget Australian Fires, Indonesia Flooding, a Volcano Eruption in the Philippines and more I can’t remember
@mantramittal3511
@mantramittal3511 4 года назад
But then it dropped the corona
@williamparks2203
@williamparks2203 4 года назад
"Get 7-9 hours of sleep every night." Me: **laughs in 1st shifter**
@HS-td2jy
@HS-td2jy 4 года назад
What is 1st shift
@Scarlattomachiatto
@Scarlattomachiatto 4 года назад
@Ruben Celiceo kind of. First shift is the morning shift usually starting around 4-6am to 12-2pm, second shift is the afternoon/evening usually going from 12-2pm to 8-10pm and third shift the late night early morning shift that goes from 8-10pm to 4-6am.
@Speedy00
@Speedy00 4 года назад
@@Scarlattomachiatto Correct. My shift changes every week, so this week i'm on nightshift, next week 2nd shift and the week after at 1st shift and so on... Therefore i have no real sleep schedule and my sleep is very bad.. Mostly like 2.3hrs of sleep, waking up, trying to fall asleep again.. 30 mins later "f*** it i'll get up..." I'm pretty surprised i'm not getting sick every few weeks.
@MelyVIPuma
@MelyVIPuma 4 года назад
I'm a college student and work full time, what is sleep LMAO
@tylerhalloran9158
@tylerhalloran9158 4 года назад
Laughs in surgeon
@ac9962
@ac9962 4 года назад
Me gets the flu: Everyone else: He has coronavirus, stay back everyone
@hyydrrs
@hyydrrs 4 года назад
Oh man i can so relate to this
@Mandy-mx5ri
@Mandy-mx5ri 4 года назад
Me asian, everyone else: she has the coronavirus, stay back everyone
@Emmy-ql6wr
@Emmy-ql6wr 4 года назад
AnimalCell2050 😂 Same happened to me
@gangayang
@gangayang 4 года назад
Me has a cold: My friends: *GET AWAY FROM US*
@bloopzia
@bloopzia 4 года назад
@@Mandy-mx5ri Oml that keeps happening to me
@ladyrose1993
@ladyrose1993 4 года назад
"Absolute poo poo." We need this on a coffee mug, merch idea!!!
@user-gd1mz9yh4b
@user-gd1mz9yh4b 4 года назад
Dr Mike: We get taught how to speak professionally. Also Dr Mike: ThAt iS AbSoLUte POOPOO!
@Rei-lw9yy
@Rei-lw9yy 4 года назад
😂😂😂 PS: your account name is quite unsettling lol
@lemonice
@lemonice 4 года назад
@@Rei-lw9yy why?
@Nyonics
@Nyonics 4 года назад
@@lemonice Probably because it means, "please kill/murder," in Japanese. [koroshite kudasai] Also, Dr. Mike is being very professional by saying it is absolute poo poo--if he had dropped his profesionality, he'd have called it total bullshit.
@blacklesbiantoiletnoracism6848
@blacklesbiantoiletnoracism6848 4 года назад
Poo Poo is very professional. No one can convince me otherwise.
@tldoesntlikebread
@tldoesntlikebread 4 года назад
Poo Poo very Poorofessional.
@TdM1019
@TdM1019 4 года назад
Doctor Mike: "Get 7-9 hours of sleep consistently every single night" Me, a mom of a 3 year old and a 10 month old: *crying*
@wocaomade
@wocaomade 4 года назад
Tessie M best of luck!
@TdM1019
@TdM1019 4 года назад
@@wocaomade Thanks! 😂
@onetimeuser69
@onetimeuser69 4 года назад
You got this! I feel your pain. Not for the lack of sleep but for having young children haha
@gemannepark4874
@gemannepark4874 4 года назад
A mom of a 3 year old and currently 4 months pregnant. 😂
@TdM1019
@TdM1019 4 года назад
@@gemannepark4874 We'll sleep again some day 😂
@sofia4464
@sofia4464 4 года назад
After playing Plague Inc every single day of my life.... Lets just move to Greenland
@painapple154
@painapple154 4 года назад
Sounds like a good plan
@somethingcats
@somethingcats 4 года назад
Yes everyone move to Greenland we need to infect it
@sambarrett1045
@sambarrett1045 4 года назад
Madagascar too
@Mitzi.B
@Mitzi.B 4 года назад
Literally what my husband said last night.
@johnjon4688
@johnjon4688 4 года назад
Madagascar would be safer. Apparently very few ships and no planes go to Madagascar. lol.
@miamoulden2424
@miamoulden2424 4 года назад
If you get the virus, at what point would you be considered “healed” or healthy?
@DumbestDumbFool
@DumbestDumbFool 4 года назад
It's when your antibody successfully stop the virus from growing and or completely deliberated the virus. It can be seen when your body is not showing any more symptoms. And also for high infection rate viruses, healed person also has very low number of virus (or completely zero) and they can't infect anyone anymore.
@aosanshou
@aosanshou 4 года назад
Corona virus is known for infecting once healed ppl.
@TheRealVivia
@TheRealVivia 4 года назад
aosanshou my god.
@rileyistired4530
@rileyistired4530 4 года назад
aosanshou I mean, sure??? Anyone can get the same sickness twice? Wdym?
@ashleyhimika3538
@ashleyhimika3538 4 года назад
if you are tested and are positive, you are quarantined and maintained on IV and Saline liquids to maintain electrolyte and vitamin levels at a defense rate in order for your immune system to fight away at the attackers. Once you have recovered, you will be tested once again: if you test negative, you will be tested once more and if you test negative again you are considered “recovered”, HOWEVER if you test POSITIVE again, precautionary measures will be taken to detain further increase and impairment of the lungs and respiratory system, more will be done to find out why the virus was not fought off. I am not sure which antibiotics are used but i assume that they are antibiotics used to aid WBCs (white blood cells) in fighting off viral respiratory infections.
@MovieSeriesClips
@MovieSeriesClips 4 года назад
*Doctor Mike should be available in all languages, I'm just saying.*
@emmachomao
@emmachomao 4 года назад
10k Subs Before 2021 , at least in Russian
@maomio-o7618
@maomio-o7618 4 года назад
Well, it would automatically change if you have a different language on your device. My mom does that :3
@abbie6154
@abbie6154 4 года назад
And Spanish
@yeetisabeeelll9459
@yeetisabeeelll9459 4 года назад
Dr. Mike: Get 7-9 hours of sleep School: 3-5. Take it or leave
@sophiedrawsalot8018
@sophiedrawsalot8018 4 года назад
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭 so true it’s sad
@susanb4654
@susanb4654 4 года назад
Phone too
@mme.veronica735
@mme.veronica735 4 года назад
@@susanb4654 While yes using a phone before bed does reduce the amount of sleep you get, teens naturally go to sleep later and get up later regardless. Early school start times ,especially in highschools, fights against the natural sleep cycle of teens and prevents them from getting enough sleep
@kathrinlindern2697
@kathrinlindern2697 4 года назад
Are you from South Korea or something? There is no way you are in the western school system and can't get at least 7 hours of sleep each night unless you have insomnia (you should have the time to sleep this much and still be able to study, do two workouts a week and still have some time for extracurriculars or just to chill, even though you might have to go to bed at 9 or 10 pm)...
@Kumar-di6nt
@Kumar-di6nt 4 года назад
Getting some russell peters vibes😂
@imbehindyou-4832
@imbehindyou-4832 4 года назад
Doc: get enough slee- School: *no.*
@senseinuuh
@senseinuuh 4 года назад
Me an intellectual: makes scedule that almost every day starts at 11:05
@kwamp684
@kwamp684 4 года назад
Some people: let's procrastinate for a few hours then do work. Few hours later: I fucking hate school I am so tried Note: not meant to all people and also you should know sometimes the homework is repetitive, however, all the blame cannot be placed onto school in some cases.
@Robiness
@Robiness 4 года назад
? Go to sleep in time???
@Netradon
@Netradon 4 года назад
School atempts to control how long you sleep
@Olivia-iw7pj
@Olivia-iw7pj 4 года назад
university students: am i a joke to you?
@krisdoesart9643
@krisdoesart9643 4 года назад
The way he said "That is absolute *poo poo* " was so cute
@rama4741
@rama4741 4 года назад
Dr Mike: doesn’t say “alert, not anxious” Me: well I guess we’ll all die
@PurpleHuis
@PurpleHuis 4 года назад
Look at the description section
@Namse21
@Namse21 4 года назад
@@PurpleHuis was going to write same lol
@abv911
@abv911 4 года назад
yes #evergreenowl
@shreyasguha9457
@shreyasguha9457 4 года назад
Me: sneezes Also me: looks at coffin options
@MMMMD1
@MMMMD1 4 года назад
Shreyas Guha Don’t say that 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️
@我恨我自己
@我恨我自己 4 года назад
Guess I’ll die
@Ericxyu
@Ericxyu 4 года назад
Bro I’m scared cuz I’ve sneezing a lottt and been feeling sick for a whole week now and been taking medicine all the time but I still haven’t recovered😭
@我恨我自己
@我恨我自己 4 года назад
Well it depends on what medication you’ve been taking
@martielupin1981
@martielupin1981 4 года назад
@@Ericxyu sneezing isn't a symptom of covid-19 so dw
@shartmaster7932
@shartmaster7932 4 года назад
Dr mike one month ago: stay alert not anxious Dr mike now: I’m thinking about it
@zatzu
@zatzu 4 года назад
Dr. Mike another month later: PANIC!!! jk. Be alert, not alarmed
@haleyarrowood6744
@haleyarrowood6744 4 года назад
@@zatzu pandemic Pan ic
@shartmaster7932
@shartmaster7932 4 года назад
@@zatzu thats great! XD
@xWinterstarex7
@xWinterstarex7 4 года назад
@@zatzu Two month from now Dr.Mike's vid *statics before starting as we see a disheveled Dr.Mike* Dr.Mike: The date May 15th, 2020 the virus has taken over 90% of the world...I don't know who's left but....Be Alert and Not Active....save yourself *static* (Jk some people are just so freaked out by this..it's new and scary but it'll be treated just like the rest of histories diseases unless it's like the dancing plague than we're doomed until it decides it's done xD)
@skylardenise1379
@skylardenise1379 4 года назад
I’ve been told that since I’m a young, relatively healthy person, I’ll be fine. That if I do get it, I’ll heal fine; but I’m so worried about those around me with respitory issues and older folks. My parents have smoked since they were young, and I would be crushed if they, or my grandparents, or older teachers I’ve become attached to are affected and the results become fatal.
@TM-yp7ev
@TM-yp7ev 4 года назад
I wish more people were as thoughtful as you
@Averyjenkins_number_one_fan
@Averyjenkins_number_one_fan 4 года назад
Dr. Mike: don’t touch your eyes Me putting in contacts: oops-
@noarembach3878
@noarembach3878 4 года назад
That’s a different story but....
@sbtopzzzlg7098
@sbtopzzzlg7098 4 года назад
Blindness: "allow me to introduce"
@ZER-fh7hz
@ZER-fh7hz 4 года назад
69!!!!!!!!!!
@cary5668
@cary5668 4 года назад
i dont even have eyes smh
@eskimoassasin6764
@eskimoassasin6764 4 года назад
I've never liked contacts glasses all the way
@ramneetsidhu3723
@ramneetsidhu3723 4 года назад
Dr. Mike : "..absolute POO POO!" Me : *gasp and hand over mouth* "oh my days...such vile language"
@liam_ricther1903
@liam_ricther1903 4 года назад
DON'T TOUCH YOUR MOUTH
@Seataway420
@Seataway420 4 года назад
@@liam_ricther1903 best
@annatiernan1474
@annatiernan1474 4 года назад
Phantøm _Aries. 😂
@1classikai
@1classikai 4 года назад
Here are the time stamps for the questions: 0:42 “How many more levels does the virus have to cross to be declared a pandemic?” 1:26 “Should I be worried about flying?” 2:10 “How long does the virus stay on objects?” 2:50 “Besides washing my hands what else can I do to protect myself?” 3:39 “Have any of the people diagnosed with coronavirus recovered?” 3:52 “Can the virus affect dogs?” 4:28 “Should everyone avoid going out?” 5:06 “Is the flu shot a preventative measure for the virus?” 5:40 “Is there anything you can take to boost your immune system that actually works?” 6:22 “Is there a cure for COVID-19 or something that reduces the chances of getting infected?” 7:09 “As a doctor yourself, are you worried?” 7:46 “How contagious is this coronavirus?” 8:12 “Do you think the virus will mutate and become worse?” 8:49 “Can the coronavirus be treated by HIV medicine?” 9:06 “What is the real name of the coronavirus, and what does it mean?” 9:43 “If you already had the coronavirus, are you immune to it?” 10:45 “Are people in the US at the possibility of it spreading like it is in China?”
@hello_sunday
@hello_sunday 4 года назад
This deserves a pin.
@bellamckinnon8655
@bellamckinnon8655 4 года назад
Thank you so much!! This clearly took a lot of time. Your efforts are greatly appreciated. :)
@hello_person22
@hello_person22 4 года назад
Thank you kind human being.
@freyaycru
@freyaycru 4 года назад
thank you ! ❤
@muffin_pat_axolotl_8368
@muffin_pat_axolotl_8368 4 года назад
You are a saint
@QueenSnitchy
@QueenSnitchy 4 года назад
"make sure you get 7-9 hours of sleep." Me: Sorry anime we need to break up for awhile
@cftonio1498
@cftonio1498 4 года назад
*Corona virus destroying the human race* Nobody: Dr Mike: that is ABSOLUTE p o o p o o
@veritylindsay7760
@veritylindsay7760 4 года назад
Tonio Salloum .......... *o o p o o p*
@bobbabscoobydoo7115
@bobbabscoobydoo7115 4 года назад
Cute
@letsGoRichard
@letsGoRichard 4 года назад
P e e P e e
@zecatperson
@zecatperson 4 года назад
5:56 xD
@manasas868
@manasas868 4 года назад
Boo-boo
@Vaelandria
@Vaelandria 4 года назад
"Don't touch your face" Me: Move's hand from face.
@swag9030
@swag9030 4 года назад
Omg same. Lol
@sirvix9024
@sirvix9024 4 года назад
Me: ok, My urge 2 rub face: we dont do that here...
@rubyblack6682
@rubyblack6682 4 года назад
Same😭
@andyloveridge7485
@andyloveridge7485 4 года назад
I low key moved my hand away from my face when he said that.
@elee9056
@elee9056 4 года назад
🤭 gasp
@millierose6321
@millierose6321 4 года назад
Ad: "Take this supplement to boost your immune system, it's amaz-" Doctor Mike: "THAT IS ABSOLUTE POOPOO"
@rsmith8113
@rsmith8113 4 года назад
Every people should wash their hands anyway, regularly. That what shocks me the most, people are so unfamiliar with hand washing... that’s way more scarier than the virus.
@morayloon
@morayloon 4 года назад
Nobody: Doctor Mike: THAT IS ABSOLUTE P O O P O O
@Warhead_007
@Warhead_007 4 года назад
PewDiePie fan.... I guess
@quinn7573
@quinn7573 4 года назад
poopoo
@sereniticdragon2089
@sereniticdragon2089 4 года назад
5:56
@nrose3927
@nrose3927 4 года назад
Alberts chill eel I’m reading the comments on my phone playing it on my tv and soon as I read this comment he said it on the tv 😂😂
@moniquewrites9046
@moniquewrites9046 4 года назад
His accent 😂
@jenifferbator2336
@jenifferbator2336 4 года назад
Nobody: Doctor Mike: THAT IS ABSOLUTE P O O P O O "Don't touch your face" Face starts itching instantly
@LukeVisinoni
@LukeVisinoni 4 года назад
if this comment format were a person, I would smother it in its crib. I hate it. I hate its progenitors. Please. Please stop. It's so stupid. So so so stupid.
@shamellmichaels291
@shamellmichaels291 4 года назад
Try multiple itchy on your face
@taylorhill1154
@taylorhill1154 4 года назад
I live in Italy and the virus is spreading like crazy, there has just been a case a few miles from where I live. I just want this to be over
@Five_elements09
@Five_elements09 4 года назад
Really! I hope they find the cure soon..
@Monstertarget
@Monstertarget 4 года назад
stay safe bro
@talosheeg
@talosheeg 4 года назад
There's a company that has developed a vaccine!
@aleessa
@aleessa 4 года назад
Sending prayers ❤️ stay safe
@greenfrogcottage6505
@greenfrogcottage6505 4 года назад
Don't worry you'll be fine :)
@BryceKenny0425
@BryceKenny0425 4 года назад
I'd just like to ask Isnt the common cold a pandemic
@tv21org14
@tv21org14 4 года назад
It is A PANDEMIC.... technically
@notoyaarthur1990
@notoyaarthur1990 4 года назад
Actually no it's not. It can be a seasonal epidemic. Meaning that at a certain time of the yr in a particular region cases of it increases e.g in the US any time between late august thru February/march. A pandemic is when a new illness spreads rapidly worldwide around the same time. Flu/cold seasons may vary by region so it's not a pandemic because everyone in the world isnt observing the same spikes in increases of the disease all at once. And it isnt spreading rapidly worldwide. Like Doc. Mike said there r levels to it, if it doesnt fulfil those criteria then u can't call it a pandemic
@extramashup310
@extramashup310 4 года назад
I dont think soooooo.
@Lunchablez
@Lunchablez 4 года назад
Bryce Kenny true dat
@lyspaere
@lyspaere 3 года назад
You could also claim that it's ENdemic, which means it's normal, a run of the mill reality.
@jazminevermillion3975
@jazminevermillion3975 4 года назад
Bless this man. Literally one of the most real, purest humans.
@chahida2831
@chahida2831 4 года назад
Jazmine Vermillion true
@syntaxerror8955
@syntaxerror8955 4 года назад
Sorry, but I'm no less "pure" of a human than he is, just poorer, less famous, and lacking a medical degree. I suppose this is your peculiar way of saying that you like the good doc (so do I).
@hamzajeelani9769
@hamzajeelani9769 4 года назад
There is only one way to stop coronavirus now: Chest compressions Chest compressions Chest compressions Edit:will summer kill corona virus?
@andrewjackson3278
@andrewjackson3278 4 года назад
Hamza Jeelani 😂😂😂😂
@arandompersonlookingforclo7433
@arandompersonlookingforclo7433 4 года назад
My grandma still died tho.. ..
@rickyly3654
@rickyly3654 4 года назад
Nice
@ChillerBaby
@ChillerBaby 4 года назад
Yup
@plusrien12
@plusrien12 4 года назад
Epi pen Epi pen Epi pen
@ExistentialIzzy
@ExistentialIzzy 4 года назад
Until this thing gets "cured" or whatever, I'll continue to feel as if I'm in a live simulation of Plague, Inc.
@dewanduminy6913
@dewanduminy6913 4 года назад
Me too. *eyes widen* *PANICS* WHAT IF WE ARE!?!?!!?!
@ItsDenisHmm
@ItsDenisHmm 4 года назад
lol same
@walklikearobot
@walklikearobot 4 года назад
maybe if you decide to believe you're in a simulation of pandemic you'll feel more optimistic 😂
@Notminecraft47
@Notminecraft47 4 года назад
Natalie Holley or Madagascar
@lorealsiren715
@lorealsiren715 4 года назад
I. M. Cisneros o was thinking what if someone used plague to see what would work as an infectious virus to make in real life
@bbgraves1
@bbgraves1 4 года назад
Dr. Mike “Get 7-9 hours of sleep” Me living with a newborn: “what is sleep?” *Coronavirus death rate is less than 2%* The Media: Jesus Christ we gonna die Other than coughing and everything else, what are the most common signs of Coronavirus?
@JulianL0pez
@JulianL0pez 4 года назад
BERNARD GRAVES desire to travel the world
@Paulina-un7wu
@Paulina-un7wu 4 года назад
@@JulianL0pez 😂😂😂😂
@marsyad6002
@marsyad6002 4 года назад
did you just mix 2 comments or more into one?
@melaniemoore2945
@melaniemoore2945 4 года назад
MUr 05 yeah I was like 🧐🤔
@TheGoodContent37
@TheGoodContent37 4 года назад
"Don't touch your face" Face starts itching instantly
@Elithrae
@Elithrae 4 года назад
It's your eyes, mouth, and nose you have to be concerned with. He talked about it in a previous video ---- don't touch your mucus membranes because that's how the virus goes from being on your skin to IN your body.
@TheGoodContent37
@TheGoodContent37 4 года назад
@@Elithrae Mucus membranes start itching instantly...
@cvntdracula
@cvntdracula 4 года назад
@@TheGoodContent37 ahahahhahah
@rosnahali8309
@rosnahali8309 4 года назад
@@TheGoodContent37 organ started itching
@shinygemsbro
@shinygemsbro 4 года назад
Me: I got the virus Google: It's just a cold Me: *Wait a minute..*
@ray-xr6lt
@ray-xr6lt 4 года назад
ShinyGemsGaming that’s clever lol
@keulloeguisando6275
@keulloeguisando6275 4 года назад
*got a cold GOOGLE: ITS CORONA VIRUS!!!!
@dailydoseofbeer8916
@dailydoseofbeer8916 4 года назад
Excuse me...wtf?
@ddeokjinnie818
@ddeokjinnie818 4 года назад
Doctor Mike : "Get ur nine hours of sleep" Me : *nErVoUs LaUgHter* iMpOsSiBle
@keennickolas8575
@keennickolas8575 4 года назад
me fighting a bit of imsomnia right now and waking up in the middle of the night (and not being able to fall asleep again) like last few days AGAIN: "uhm, difficuly setting" :3
@ddeokjinnie818
@ddeokjinnie818 4 года назад
@Lzb Lmvm wot? Why?
@ddeokjinnie818
@ddeokjinnie818 4 года назад
@Lzb Lmvm woah wth
@kuudefoe
@kuudefoe 4 года назад
"sometimes the virus mutates and eliminates itself" *INITIATING SELF DESTRUCT IN TEN...*
@nicolasford9969
@nicolasford9969 4 года назад
Doctor Mike: Don’t touch your face Me: *rubs eyes* “What was that?”
@mina6148
@mina6148 4 года назад
Dr Mike: stay away from people who are sick School: nope
@ShellyS2060
@ShellyS2060 4 года назад
Also my job... I called in sick last week and almost lost my job. This means I would have lost my place to live, food, my cat, my phone etc...
@SoybeanInTheMilk
@SoybeanInTheMilk 4 года назад
A girl wrote a mask to class in my school and the principal didn’t let her wear it.... we’re all going to die. Better write my will now
@igocoocoo
@igocoocoo 4 года назад
Mei Sasakura You dont need a mask if you are not infected. Its also not that dangerous unless you are sick from before or you are really old
@bob-km4uq
@bob-km4uq 4 года назад
Yep. No reason they shouldn't be shutting schools down right now. Especially in the west coast where it's been spreading for weeks and they haven't been able to test and isolate anybody until now.
@hueanhhotran5059
@hueanhhotran5059 4 года назад
Dunno where you guys are but school in Vietnam has been cancelled for a month and is cancelled for another 2 weeks.
@annoyingmissingtexture2431
@annoyingmissingtexture2431 4 года назад
Coronavirus: *spreads* Me: PANIC! Schools: *close because of Coronavirus* Me: Calm.
@erikeriks
@erikeriks 4 года назад
I unironically hope I'll get corona just so that I can miss school
@erikeriks
@erikeriks 4 года назад
Like not even a joke
@AltTreeMoment
@AltTreeMoment 4 года назад
Erik Eriks same
@larry-ny5yr
@larry-ny5yr 4 года назад
you must REALLY hate school lol
@valentinamanson8721
@valentinamanson8721 4 года назад
larry I REALLY do yes
@It_dee_ot
@It_dee_ot 4 года назад
Dr. Mike: eat healthy and exercise Me: *munching on McDonalds*
@beyondbeautifulwithmia7589
@beyondbeautifulwithmia7589 4 года назад
Lol
@hcbs1986
@hcbs1986 4 года назад
dude I was munching on McDonald's a bit before watching this
@skullkidn64
@skullkidn64 4 года назад
Doctor Mike: avoid touching your face Me: face starts to itch after reading that statement
@zdalling7217
@zdalling7217 4 года назад
Actually very common psychological reaction. Thinking about not touching your face makes you more aware of your face and more likely to feel itchy.
@LORDRA1DEN
@LORDRA1DEN 4 года назад
@@zdalling7217 That would be yawning for me, not the face thing.
@aryan201
@aryan201 4 года назад
Lmao, *Honesty 100*
@skullkidn64
@skullkidn64 4 года назад
Very very true indeed :D
@jaderabbit898
@jaderabbit898 4 года назад
The fact that China banned Plague Ince is hilarious to me.
@我恨我自己
@我恨我自己 4 года назад
*hol up*
@paulgoogol2652
@paulgoogol2652 4 года назад
It is always the gamers fault.
@washingmachine4993
@washingmachine4993 4 года назад
China bans everything
@AK-jt7kh
@AK-jt7kh 4 года назад
Oh my god! This is true! I looked it up. 🤣 😂
@imaginieiota6298
@imaginieiota6298 4 года назад
I'm waiting for them to ban breathing 😶
@alexsvedegard
@alexsvedegard 4 года назад
"Dont touch your eyes" Man i got contacts how im supposed to do this
@An-dj7of
@An-dj7of 4 года назад
Maybe after you washed your hands? And then after you are done with putting contracts, wash your hands again.🤔 Alternatively, glasses 😅
@briana1227
@briana1227 4 года назад
Glasses
@sappy.3xe
@sappy.3xe 4 года назад
Wash your hands well beforehand ^^
@TheEvilCommenter
@TheEvilCommenter 4 года назад
I've started whereing my glasses again. Not only does it prevent you from touching your eyes, but it also helps prevents particulates from getting in your eyes.
@bencameron539
@bencameron539 4 года назад
Latex gloves?🤔🤔
@Whoareyoupeople900
@Whoareyoupeople900 4 года назад
People in my state are going crazy. There's no toilet paper, sanitizer, alcohol and aloe vera to make your own sanitizer, masks, noodles and milk! They've even canceled schools for a month like calm down people! They wanna change my college courses to online which I'm pissed about.
@Whoareyoupeople900
@Whoareyoupeople900 4 года назад
@Zsuzsanna Varga nope just ranting.
@Meyrin1020
@Meyrin1020 4 года назад
Meh in Southeast Asia, I feel u too...
@haruki514
@haruki514 4 года назад
*Now, this is the part where you regret using lame usernames, not knowing that you'll ask something very serious with that very username and be included in a video* 😂😂😂
@icantthinkofaname4129
@icantthinkofaname4129 4 года назад
Lol ikr
@xmelodies4408
@xmelodies4408 4 года назад
Well I’m glad the person with kookie pfp didn’t have a silly name like the others in the fandom 😭😭😂
@zeep3047
@zeep3047 4 года назад
"Big Smoke"
@haruki514
@haruki514 4 года назад
@@zeep3047 yesshh i wheezed so hard at that lol
@christinem8799
@christinem8799 4 года назад
Zeep 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aspynhigdon5075
@aspynhigdon5075 4 года назад
Me: rubbing my eyes Dr. Mike: DoNt RuB yOuR eYeS Me: *slowly puts hand down*
@Magnetica32
@Magnetica32 4 года назад
😄.. Same!
@ThatRandomYT
@ThatRandomYT 4 года назад
When I read this I started having the feeling to rub my eyes
@liaadela5145
@liaadela5145 4 года назад
Lol
@nillsthefunexpert2571
@nillsthefunexpert2571 4 года назад
what if you have a ich at you eye?
@andrewstrauss7586
@andrewstrauss7586 4 года назад
Quickly use hand sanitizer on your eyes to clean them
@amanul_2474
@amanul_2474 4 года назад
Everyone who played Plague inc. knows that we need to go to either: ●Greenland ●Iceland ●Madagascar ●Phillipines ●Cuba
@rebeccagorman9580
@rebeccagorman9580 4 года назад
there was a case in the Philippines
@valiullah2098
@valiullah2098 4 года назад
Flight booked for greenland
@chrisbarrettFilmstudio
@chrisbarrettFilmstudio 4 года назад
Amanul Islam Greenland. Always Greenland
@femmeNikita27
@femmeNikita27 4 года назад
Iceland already has a case if I recall well.
@MicMaine
@MicMaine 4 года назад
only two places left
@ignitionfrn2223
@ignitionfrn2223 2 года назад
0:55 - Question 1 1:30 - Question 2 2:15 - Question 3 2:55 - Question 4 3:55 - Question 5 4:30 - Question 6 5:10 - Question 7 5:45 - Question 8 6:25 - Question 9 7:15 - Question 10 7:45 - Question 11 8:15 - Question 12 8:50 - Question 13 9:10 - Question 14 9:45 - Question 15 10:50 - Question 16
@paigekathleen1091
@paigekathleen1091 4 года назад
Me: plays plague inc once Everyone: let's move to greenland
@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735
@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 4 года назад
*Greenland gets infected* Well for now no.
@yonkonaoki7150
@yonkonaoki7150 4 года назад
Ight boys let’s head to Antarctica
@ms0_u
@ms0_u 4 года назад
@@yonkonaoki7150 yup
@avarijos
@avarijos 4 года назад
@@yonkonaoki7150 what if antarctica gets infected
@imanjx2914
@imanjx2914 4 года назад
>Start on Greenland instead
@aaronbs8436
@aaronbs8436 4 года назад
Dr. Mike : "you should get 7-9 hours of sleep daily" When this came out: *11 pm*
@itsmisterforyou1
@itsmisterforyou1 4 года назад
For me its 5pm xd
@lunakriman4333
@lunakriman4333 4 года назад
It's 1 pm here
@ginnypotter4866
@ginnypotter4866 4 года назад
For me 10 am
@I_AM_3.6.9.
@I_AM_3.6.9. 4 года назад
Not for everyone
@emilyjane9901
@emilyjane9901 4 года назад
Lol you probanly arent on his same time zone
@dominiquecampbell6651
@dominiquecampbell6651 4 года назад
I'm definitely not singing "Happy Birthday" while washing my hands, I already get enough weird looks when I have conversations with myself in public.
@Amelia_animations
@Amelia_animations 4 года назад
Me too boy me too Btw today is my birthday
@annoyingguyoninternet1631
@annoyingguyoninternet1631 4 года назад
0.1% bacteria: *YES*
@dominiquecampbell6651
@dominiquecampbell6651 4 года назад
@RadTheLad okay, that made me giggle
@soapiesmoon6724
@soapiesmoon6724 4 года назад
RadTheLad I choked
@notoriusdrifter40
@notoriusdrifter40 4 года назад
@@Amelia_animations Happy Birthday!
@ionknow253
@ionknow253 4 года назад
Coronavirus has now screwed all of our lives.... *Sad beewoop noises*
@LachyTalksSuperCoach
@LachyTalksSuperCoach 4 года назад
LMAO this is funny look at the virus now
@chandralocke8859
@chandralocke8859 4 года назад
Doc: get 7-9 hours of sleep Me: Death is approaching
@jazz7148
@jazz7148 4 года назад
Chandra Locke mannn haha i feel ya.
@Arjun-kw6ef
@Arjun-kw6ef 4 года назад
High school students are gonna die.
@bullymaguire2061
@bullymaguire2061 4 года назад
Bruh I sleep 15-16hrs a day
@CommonLoganist
@CommonLoganist 4 года назад
"THAT IS ABSOLUTE POO POO" it this point im convenced Dr.Mike doesnt know how to cuss
@adhysingh
@adhysingh 4 года назад
In English, not yet. In Russian, a lot I'm guessing. The man was featured on Buzz-Feed, right?
@hisss
@hisss 4 года назад
As a family doctor, he'll obviously have excellent linguistic hygiene...
@zer0.pdf1
@zer0.pdf1 4 года назад
he does, he just doesn't want to get demonetized, and it's because he wants his channel to be kid friendly-ish. :)
@icantthinkofaname4129
@icantthinkofaname4129 4 года назад
@@zer0.pdf1 kids learning about diets and fatal viruses lol
@fallingskies8991
@fallingskies8991 4 года назад
Lilian Wu gotta start young
@henryruiz.mp444
@henryruiz.mp444 4 года назад
Coronavirus: enters Africa Ebola: GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
@thelegendaryt-rex4763
@thelegendaryt-rex4763 4 года назад
*Coronavirus enters united states* Flu: *As long as you help us eliminate the human race, we're okay having you around*
@Unkown2ful
@Unkown2ful 4 года назад
Henry Ruiz mutations
@Aceb_k
@Aceb_k 4 года назад
Im gonna die dude
@VainerCactus0
@VainerCactus0 4 года назад
@@thelegendaryt-rex4763 That is the opposite of what would happen though. If the virus kills all of its hosts, the virus will also die off. That is why virus often evolve to be less lethal. The best virus will have a very low mortality rate, high incubation period and be easy to spread.
@happynoob7625
@happynoob7625 4 года назад
@@Unkown2ful Genetic Reshuffle
@oniichan2389
@oniichan2389 4 года назад
Am I the only one who is hearing the p*rnh*b intro in the background music?? or am I just hearing things? xD
@GannicusMisteriosdeHonduras
@GannicusMisteriosdeHonduras 4 года назад
Ah! I man of culture I see
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