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CORRECTIONS Episode 99: Week of Monday, March 11 

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Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like picking the wrong dates for an astrology joke and saying Rupert Murdoch would announce Oppenheimer as next year's Oscars winner.
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CORRECTIONS Episode 99: Week of Monday, March 11 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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@andybaldman
@andybaldman 2 месяца назад
For the 100th episode, just announce that you’re canceling the main show, and will be doing Corrections every night.
@BygonesBeingBygones
@BygonesBeingBygones 2 месяца назад
That would be a trip
@gosendit
@gosendit 2 месяца назад
A family trip?
@carolz5090
@carolz5090 2 месяца назад
Without the main show, the only thing Corrections will have to correct is…um…`er…I think there may be a teeny tiny flaw in your plan.
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 2 месяца назад
​@@carolz5090 🤔 Seth could definitely correct other people, places, & things. 😁🤣😆
@dbagette
@dbagette 2 месяца назад
@@gosendit And if you like those siblings, maybe check out The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show and How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa and Jonah Bayer
@justjustinin207
@justjustinin207 2 месяца назад
Two weeks puts the 100th Corrections dangerously close to April Fools'.
@user-yn7yo1co3k
@user-yn7yo1co3k 2 месяца назад
Uh-oh
@anro7137
@anro7137 2 месяца назад
Oh thank god!
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 2 месяца назад
But it won't be on April fools, that's a correction RIGHT THERE.
@verdatum
@verdatum 2 месяца назад
I could be wrong, but I vaguely recall him acknowledging that the last correction would be close to April 1st, but that no, this wasn't an April fool's joke. I might be conflating that with another creator I follow who retired same time last year...
@JuanMPalacio
@JuanMPalacio 2 месяца назад
Is he going to announce that Corrections is going to go on forever and then say April Fools? 😰
@satalia
@satalia 2 месяца назад
Seth has gone from being terrified of Mac tonight, to drinking its blood.
@quentongilliam5803
@quentongilliam5803 2 месяца назад
He might be drinking Jackal blood!!! 👀
@tech-nomadic5218
@tech-nomadic5218 2 месяца назад
every friday morning when it first occurs to me that it is indeed friday morning i let out a yell of "CORRECTIONS!"
@johnchiu
@johnchiu 2 месяца назад
4 MORE YEARS (of corrections) 4 MORE YEARS!!!
@danielmetcalf
@danielmetcalf 2 месяца назад
Damn, legit came here to say this ❤
@karenlepage-mindfulmaker
@karenlepage-mindfulmaker 2 месяца назад
Not a correction, but love for Animal Flubs. I sang “animal flubs” out loud when my dog slipped on the hardwood floors yesterday morning. (He’s fine.) Then I sat down on the floor laughing at myself. The dog was confused but delighted that I collapsed down on the floor. Tonight’s ‘animal flubs’ was unhinged, and delightful. Art imitating life.
@JennaPitcherTHX1138
@JennaPitcherTHX1138 2 месяца назад
That's freaking hilarious! We sing Animal Flubs at our pets but going to start doing it when they do something silly
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk 2 месяца назад
@@JennaPitcherTHX1138I do the same for Chonq-o-dog! (Full disclosure though, I constantly serenade him changing all the words of any song to Chonqy chonq chonq....or whatever, so he's pretty used to it.
@JennaPitcherTHX1138
@JennaPitcherTHX1138 2 месяца назад
@@chonqmonkAdorable! It's also fun to make up lyrics about your pets to Crooner Ghost from Conan
@Revelwoodie
@Revelwoodie 2 месяца назад
Ok yeah, but next time I'd like more information on how to spell "flubs." Not every detail on the order or anything, I just want to know the letters that you use.
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 месяца назад
I love Animal Flubs way, way too much
@katiesmith9223
@katiesmith9223 2 месяца назад
The genuine fear that you’d gotten infer vs imply wrong (which you did) was hilarious to me 😂 As a child, grandchild, great grandchild, and niece of teachers, welcome to my childhood 😂
@lukevaughn2075
@lukevaughn2075 2 месяца назад
I was ready for Jenny to pop out after the pencil joke to say “HOW DARE YOU?!??!”
@razzledazzyl
@razzledazzyl 2 месяца назад
1:46 Seth fishin’ around in his negroni like Meatball Ron eatin’ pudding. 😂
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 2 месяца назад
And then he pretends not to know what to do with his nasty wet hand and then wipes it on his pant leg. Maybe 100 is the magic number.
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 2 месяца назад
Ol' Puddin' Fingers
@kylman5001
@kylman5001 2 месяца назад
Phalange fishing
@pinchezardina
@pinchezardina 2 месяца назад
Now I want negroni pudding
@smugandsmarmy
@smugandsmarmy 2 месяца назад
Oh dear lord, THAT made me laugh way too hard!! ♥️
@kennedye2112
@kennedye2112 2 месяца назад
That Lego "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" picture was amazing as was the BrickHeadz Wally. Kudos to the jackals crafting these delightful works of art.
@dmochat
@dmochat 2 месяца назад
So it wasn't a Lego Wally after all! You know, I thought the head didn't quite look like something that Lego bricks could create... still dope as hell, though 😂
@PerovNigma
@PerovNigma 2 месяца назад
​@@dmochat No, it's LEGO. BrickHeadz is just a kind of LEGO set meant to capitalise on Funko Pops' popularity.
@dmochat
@dmochat 2 месяца назад
@@PerovNigma ohhhh ok! Cool, thanks for the Correction™!
@joegetto
@joegetto 2 месяца назад
This show is slowly turning Seth into the world’s premier deadpan prop comic. Fantastic! Chefs kiss emoticon!
@Reliken
@Reliken 2 месяца назад
correction, you mean the chef's kiss EMOJI. Emoticons are *textual* representations of images - made up of punctuation marks, ASCII characters, letters, and numbers, such as: ;-) and =P and 8===D. Emoji are the little tiny graphics/images, such as the chef's kiss that you describe.
@mc76
@mc76 2 месяца назад
I love how Seth introduced a new segment in the penultimate episode of Corrections.
@kathleen109
@kathleen109 2 месяца назад
Thank you for using penultimate. I used it in a work email and received feedback that someone replied all without me and said I was being all fancy.
@bretthake7713
@bretthake7713 2 месяца назад
​@@kathleen109 I'd like to issue a correction to whoever did that - sending a reply all in a work environment to criticize one person's vocabulary is brain-broken behavior
@loganhall3477
@loganhall3477 2 месяца назад
Thank you for making the animal flubs completely unhinged.
@Naryoril
@Naryoril 2 месяца назад
Making? Was it ever near a hinge?
@commaJim
@commaJim 2 месяца назад
​@@Naryorilthere weren't even hinges nearby
@MariaVosa
@MariaVosa 2 месяца назад
It was practically Lynchian!
@signaltonoise.online3729
@signaltonoise.online3729 2 месяца назад
The hardware store is out of hinges at this point
@artlewellan2294
@artlewellan2294 2 месяца назад
@@signaltonoise.online3729 speaking for those who tend doors for a living, hinges are pretty reliable devices for directing entrance and exit points (in time & space).
@kiki__21
@kiki__21 2 месяца назад
I am currently in the first stage of grief about Corrections ending: denial
@anro7137
@anro7137 2 месяца назад
I’m at rage.
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk 2 месяца назад
@@anro7137Seems a bit premature for rage (and/or denial), but hey: you do you.
@anro7137
@anro7137 2 месяца назад
Too soon? Yeah, I hope it continues. Laughing every night is the best!
@adamhansard4647
@adamhansard4647 2 месяца назад
Seth, Corrections is the highlight of our week! Your humor and camaraderie with your team is such a life lesson for everyone. May you continue Corrections as long as you do the show! Or maybe only monthly, we’ll take whatever we can get!
@californiapagan
@californiapagan 2 месяца назад
Seth, I infer from your card at the end that the big decision you are considering is keeping Corrections going. I want you to know when you make this decision that Corrections has created a community of your fans. It contains the best running gags in late night and makes us feel connected to the show in a way that no other show does. Do what you must, but please consider keeping it going.
@JayPayne-ys5rr
@JayPayne-ys5rr 2 месяца назад
Infer! I see what you did there. 😂
@InformationLiesAtTheEdges
@InformationLiesAtTheEdges 2 месяца назад
I second that!
@aprophethere
@aprophethere 2 месяца назад
all good things must come to an end. but all great things must keep going.
@mainemade73
@mainemade73 2 месяца назад
Pleeeeas-uh Seth Pleeeese🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
@Th3Psych0hippy
@Th3Psych0hippy 2 месяца назад
I'm so worried this was my last ever Animal Flubs
@user-yn7yo1co3k
@user-yn7yo1co3k 2 месяца назад
Are there 12-step programs that can help us?
@suvi2787
@suvi2787 2 месяца назад
And it was such an extremely good one !
@clintgordon1999
@clintgordon1999 2 месяца назад
It did have a 'Leaf on the wind' vibe :/
@Yarnofthewild
@Yarnofthewild 2 месяца назад
I feel this way too! It was as if he/ the writers was/were saying goodbye
@AccelerateYourSuccess
@AccelerateYourSuccess 2 месяца назад
He would've said it was the last-ever one, so worry not.
@daltongrowley5280
@daltongrowley5280 2 месяца назад
I've been noticing more and more of corrections leaking into the main show lately.
@realityjunky
@realityjunky 2 месяца назад
As it should.
@Flexicor
@Flexicor 2 месяца назад
May be thats how corrections shall live on
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 2 месяца назад
Yes!!🎉🎉🎉
@thatfatman6978
@thatfatman6978 2 месяца назад
There is a main show?!?
@jevogroni4829
@jevogroni4829 2 месяца назад
everybody knows corrections is what took the show to the next level
@montlejohnbojangles8937
@montlejohnbojangles8937 2 месяца назад
Seth I need you to understand that I'm extremely high right now and you can't spring that Animal Flubs nightmare fuel on me like this out of nowhere.
@arabchristraeger
@arabchristraeger 2 месяца назад
Thank you for making me laugh so god damn hard nine days later when I'm in a pretty dark place. ilu
@l.w.d.431
@l.w.d.431 2 месяца назад
It woke me up from me stoney nap… horrifying
@montlejohnbojangles8937
@montlejohnbojangles8937 2 месяца назад
@@arabchristraeger Hang in there friend, keep making other people laugh. ❤️
@somebodyspecific2410
@somebodyspecific2410 2 месяца назад
​@@arabchristraegerHope things look up friend!
@Olive_O_Sudden
@Olive_O_Sudden 2 месяца назад
The Lego Wally is magnificent!
@Lisa-ih2cf
@Lisa-ih2cf 2 месяца назад
I wish I could like multiple times for Lego Wally
@johnchiu
@johnchiu 2 месяца назад
WRONG! We miss the part where you say YOU LOVE US!!
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 2 месяца назад
🙋🏻‍♀️ I concur ❤
@lenkacfk7155
@lenkacfk7155 2 месяца назад
Well, he obviously doesn't anymore. 😢
@johnchiu
@johnchiu 2 месяца назад
@@lenkacfk7155...is that why he's leaving us?
@jeffbooker
@jeffbooker 2 месяца назад
We love you And stay safe.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 2 месяца назад
@@jeffbooker Now I never remember to stay safe.
@Harrydewulf
@Harrydewulf 2 месяца назад
"Legos" came up in the NYT crossword a week or two ago. I abandoned it in disgust, and broke a 60 week+ streak.
@SenatorRobinson
@SenatorRobinson 2 месяца назад
It was just the mini. Don’t get mad at the mini.
@Harrydewulf
@Harrydewulf 2 месяца назад
@@SenatorRobinson It's been in the main multiple times.
@Kannushi5
@Kannushi5 2 месяца назад
Speaking of your little bro, saw him on Kimmel. He's never gonna hurt for work long as Newsom stays out front. 😂
@-laydeeintrigue-
@-laydeeintrigue- 2 месяца назад
I think you should keep missed opportunities. Or not. Edit: "See me in two weeks" is always such a gut punch. 😂
@claddagh1826
@claddagh1826 2 месяца назад
i am really surprised he is already taking a week off after the previous hiatus. he went, like, two months without any breaks before that.
@notenoughmonkeys
@notenoughmonkeys 2 месяца назад
Not going to lie, when Seth read my Closer Look/Closter Locke correction, I was so happy, then he proceeded to credit it to the wrong person... I haven't felt this let down since the actual ending of Lost. This jackal has never been happier! Thanks.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 2 месяца назад
I "liked" your correction, so I felt validated by proxy. Good job, NotEnough! Good job, me, for liking funny comments!
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk 2 месяца назад
Since most corrections worth reading are obvious and repeat ad nauseam in the comments, I wonder if they try to credit it to whoever posted it first, or just whichever they saw first.....I'm guessing the latter.
@garybaldrick
@garybaldrick 2 месяца назад
@@chonqmonkI think this fails the “worth reading” part of your litmus test.
@wallacerose8663
@wallacerose8663 2 месяца назад
'A Closer Locke' is genius, but I also loved the end of Lost dearly, so I am unclear on if my opinion can be trusted 🤣
@razzledazzyl
@razzledazzyl 2 месяца назад
Getting a correction acknowledged is always a thrill! I was lucky to get one read in episode 11 (Justifications) and then didn’t get another until episode 82 (Jack O’Lantern, not pumpkin) and again in episode 95 (Bird Bane’s beak). And now I’m stoked that Seth backed me up this week about that slice not being from Pizza Hut! 🍕
@samanthajames7569
@samanthajames7569 2 месяца назад
I love the “baze of glory call back”
@carrierogers874
@carrierogers874 2 месяца назад
The Big Brothers and Big Sisters joke was great. I haven't ROLFed since the aughts, but you had me going.
@holstorrsceadus1990
@holstorrsceadus1990 2 месяца назад
Jackal here, you called yourself a big brother but that is incorrect. You are an older brother. Josh is 2 inches taller than you so he's the big brother. I learned this while listening to the Nick Offerman episode of your podcast.
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 2 месяца назад
Oh nice! Not to add insult to general objectification but who is the heaviest though?
@Xophien
@Xophien 2 месяца назад
Seth has a podcast?! I wonder why he's never mentioned it before.
@holstorrsceadus1990
@holstorrsceadus1990 2 месяца назад
@@betsiecleworth5853 probably also Josh. They said he was the more Nick Offerman like of the two brothers.
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 2 месяца назад
@@holstorrsceadus1990 that could mean he’s good at woodworking
@margoelizabethmiller
@margoelizabethmiller 2 месяца назад
heavier...@@betsiecleworth5853
@redstripedownofficial
@redstripedownofficial 2 месяца назад
So glad I found this in its infancy and have been present for the entire metamorphosis of the show. I look forward to it every week
@mainemade73
@mainemade73 2 месяца назад
Agreed the arc has been breathtaking. Cicada Cicada to you dear person❤
@kaledrost3769
@kaledrost3769 2 месяца назад
Boss: Why are you late today? Me: Well they had Animal Flubs on Corrections this morning. Boss: ... Me: Parrot edition. Boss:... Me: Parrot edition...
@Possumonaut
@Possumonaut 2 месяца назад
Let's create our own Emmys and send them to Seth and The Crew. A JackalEmmyTacular.
@rikkidelaine
@rikkidelaine 2 месяца назад
A JackalEmmyTacular full of DIY Emmys for all sorts of awards.
@ThePathOfLukeResistance
@ThePathOfLukeResistance 2 месяца назад
Animal Flubs for Best Song.
@ThePathOfLukeResistance
@ThePathOfLukeResistance 2 месяца назад
Maybe 30 Rock is flooded with fake Emmys they'll give Seth some budget for the show.
@Possumonaut
@Possumonaut 2 месяца назад
@@ThePathOfLukeResistance Or someone will decide to sponsor to appeal to the Jackals.
@TheMrsworsfold
@TheMrsworsfold 2 месяца назад
What other fake Emmys could we send in?
@kiki__21
@kiki__21 2 месяца назад
The Baze bit is exactly why you have to start watching Corrections from the beginning. Edit: For those who don’t know the reference, it’s from episode 66. Not to spoil anything, but the whole episode is incredible and absolutely worth watching from start to end. But if you only want the Baze of Glory part, the bit starts at 7.14, and there’s a callback starting at 11.17. Again, I’d recommend that any true jackals watch from start to end. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-A5edVttzSUE.htmlsi=KnxRlXcfEfGEnZfg
@catthoagland4997
@catthoagland4997 2 месяца назад
I've watched everyone from day one.. I'm still kinda confused 😆
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 2 месяца назад
"Going down in a Baze of glory." All rights reserved by Big Music, Inc.
@RoryStarr
@RoryStarr 2 месяца назад
I've watched them all and for the life of me I cannot remember the bit. Love it.
@winner_joiner
@winner_joiner 2 месяца назад
But we just watch because we have "stockholm syndrome", newcomers have a way out, and a brighter future😉. 😅
@yesloow
@yesloow 2 месяца назад
Christ, now I have to watch all of these again?
@KatySueWho
@KatySueWho 2 месяца назад
When Seth tried to call Andy my heart broke into a million pieces.💔😢 I can’t let go of Corrections! WE CAN’T LET GO OF CORRECTIONS!!
@hilaryconners1136
@hilaryconners1136 2 месяца назад
My daughter got all excited -thought you were going to mention what she sent in! ...guess my daughter isn't your only kid jackal 😂
@darkmarc
@darkmarc 2 месяца назад
All I can think about every time "Animal Flubs" runs is -- "Somebody got a paycheck for that..."
@deborahchasteen3206
@deborahchasteen3206 2 месяца назад
Me, too! It's fun to imagine them giggling.
@secotioid
@secotioid 2 месяца назад
That Rupert Murdoch "Australian accent" was completely incomprehensible, ya nailed it!
@megletable
@megletable 2 месяца назад
Simultaneously nailed it and feels like a hate crime
@Eighthplanetglass
@Eighthplanetglass 2 месяца назад
Impression camp open this summer?
@dmochat
@dmochat 2 месяца назад
and yet comprehensible enough that they still had to bleep it 😂 If anyone was gonna thread that needle, it's Seth 😂
@briancook9165
@briancook9165 2 месяца назад
Except that he said "assholes," whereas no true Australian would ever miss an opportunity to say "c*nt"
@Xhumed
@Xhumed 2 месяца назад
Because Murdoch is melting, like that bad guy in Robocop? You know, the one who played a surgeon in ER, whose mortal enemy was helicopters.
@dessel5683
@dessel5683 2 месяца назад
i love introducing Missed Opportunities right before the 100 episode end
@kelvarnsen
@kelvarnsen 2 месяца назад
That Baby Ruth/sloth joke took me a second but once I got it, it was amazing. And it is still making me smile.
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 2 месяца назад
i completely missed it. in fact, I was staring at the bar going, "I don't get it" to myself. disappointing :(
@opehliakai7158
@opehliakai7158 2 месяца назад
My husband was laid off 4 months ago in a mass layoff and I’m unable to work due to a disability… it’s been a rough time for us, but discovering Corrections has given us some much needed laughter! We watched from episode one and it’s been a way to forget our troubles for awhile. We LOVE IT! Thank you for giving us such a gift!
@TheVoulenterilyMad
@TheVoulenterilyMad 2 месяца назад
The Baze shoutout was bittersweet. On one hand, it's lovely the way Seth will give his writers a spotlight. On the other hand, it is devastating to find out that people spend time writing the correction jokes.
@Eighthplanetglass
@Eighthplanetglass 2 месяца назад
Truly 😢
@Eighthplanetglass
@Eighthplanetglass 2 месяца назад
Kiiiiiidding I f ucking love these writers
@Chris-io2cs
@Chris-io2cs 2 месяца назад
I think it's a pretty small number of jokes that are staff submitted, that's why baze is getting called out. In fact he's probably messing with Seth by submitting jokes.
@vibekewl
@vibekewl 2 месяца назад
For 100th I want a "Behind the scenes" or "How it's made". Maybe home interview with the jackals. I find it astonoshing if somenody actually writes these "jokes", I assumed they wrote themself based on the wonderfull jackal material.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 2 месяца назад
@@vibekewl I agree! "Behind the Jokes: the Corrections stories they didn't want you to know. All the scandals behind the Emmy-losing series. The RU-vid true story of one man's battle with Lego brand blocks. "
@mikeimbrogno4150
@mikeimbrogno4150 2 месяца назад
Speaking as a guy who sometimes wakes up with "Animal Flubs" in his head*, this Animal Flubs is pure nightmare fuel. *I'm not proud
@lenkacfk7155
@lenkacfk7155 2 месяца назад
The original animal flubs theme slaps AND slays. This one was a very inferior model.
@kennyn1992
@kennyn1992 2 месяца назад
I've been waking up with W.A.S.P. Animal (Flub Like A Beast) in my head. Slightly different vibe. Though as it's an earworm, just as repetitive.
@danielovercash1093
@danielovercash1093 2 месяца назад
Please don't stop corrections. It is hands down the funniest part of all the late night shows
@abi188
@abi188 2 месяца назад
The legos / lego bricks call back 😂😂😂
@kathleen109
@kathleen109 2 месяца назад
Full circle, which makes me very worried he's not joking about 100 being the last. 😢😢😢😢😢
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 2 месяца назад
Please for the love of God Seth, don’t stop at 100!
@dougr550
@dougr550 2 месяца назад
All good things must come to an end....so this will likely go on forever because it's terrible
@user-yn7yo1co3k
@user-yn7yo1co3k 2 месяца назад
💯‼️
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 2 месяца назад
​@@dougr550suits us
@anamariaguadayol2335
@anamariaguadayol2335 2 месяца назад
God Seth? I think there needs to be a comma between Seth and G-d.
@francesinez126
@francesinez126 2 месяца назад
@@anamariaguadayol2335 Hmmm... yeah... but... really?
@masterkief7608
@masterkief7608 2 месяца назад
I'm coming down from mushrooms. I didn't need that animal flubs part 😂😂
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 2 месяца назад
Er mate I don’t know how to tell you this but there was no Animal Flubs part…
@snowsim
@snowsim 2 месяца назад
😂😂 ​@@betsiecleworth5853
@sethswheelhouse
@sethswheelhouse 2 месяца назад
If you want to be done with corrections, I understand. That being said I very much hope you choose to continue. It is a joy and an absolute pleasure to have every week.
@aimeeward44
@aimeeward44 2 месяца назад
I will miss being a part of this ongoing in-joke. All the best to you and all the writers.
@rgs8970
@rgs8970 2 месяца назад
Post-Day-Drinking Corrections are so aggressive 😂😭 I love it
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 2 месяца назад
Wait what? Did I miss something, how’d you know this is post-day drinking??!
@dmochat
@dmochat 2 месяца назад
when was there a Day-Drinking segment?
@phelan_pt
@phelan_pt 2 месяца назад
​@@betsiecleworth5853 he went day drinking with Kristen Stewart, they mention it during the interview, airs march 26th, if I'm remembering correctly.
@phelan_pt
@phelan_pt 2 месяца назад
​@@dmochatthe day before the Kristen Stewart interview, but it hasn't aired yet
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 2 месяца назад
@@phelan_pt ha, fair enough
@mikeobrien6411
@mikeobrien6411 2 месяца назад
For the 100th Corrections, Seth should get a perm like Ewan McGregor suggested.
@leapintothewild
@leapintothewild 2 месяца назад
At the very least, he could just roll it on perm rods with some pink Dippity Do and the appropriate tissue, then wash it out later.
@X2_DACA
@X2_DACA 2 месяца назад
Best Comment 🏅
@alexandernordstrom1617
@alexandernordstrom1617 2 месяца назад
I'm not sure how the wig would hold up to that
@LateNightwithStudBuyers
@LateNightwithStudBuyers 2 месяца назад
​@@alexandernordstrom1617Seth demonstrated thoroughly how that wig ain't coming off, so the perm is back on the menu. great way to kick off the next hundred episodes of corrections, because obv he wouldn't cancel something so near and dear to you and me... wouldn't even dream of it... would you, Seth?
@pollyester6627
@pollyester6627 2 месяца назад
@@alexandernordstrom1617 😄😄😄
@MyBiPolarBearMax
@MyBiPolarBearMax 2 месяца назад
I think the crossword people fucked up because they’ll now have to make a hundred part absurdist RU-vid series to make up for saying “Legos” one time 😂
@mikecif4123
@mikecif4123 2 месяца назад
Seth's American Beauty joke proves he's the biggest jackal out of all of us. Love this episode!!!
@xmann10761
@xmann10761 2 месяца назад
Pedantic point: the building blocks in the crossword puzzle could be Duplo...
@anro7137
@anro7137 2 месяца назад
Such a Jackal!! Noice!
@kennyn1992
@kennyn1992 2 месяца назад
Maybe in a quiz, but Legos and crosswords are based on being connected correctly.
@SenatorRobinson
@SenatorRobinson 2 месяца назад
Are Duplo considered tiny? The proper clue would be “medium small” building blocks.
@kennyn1992
@kennyn1992 2 месяца назад
​@@WHFitzgerald-bl5wj So even when they're plurals. I'll remember.
@drtaverner
@drtaverner 2 месяца назад
I was just thinking this! 😂
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 2 месяца назад
I second my fellow Jackal: if you can’t say “slay” or “slaps” , SETH YOUR MISSION IS TO MAKE “Fetch” HAPPEN!!
@majrBuzzkill
@majrBuzzkill 2 месяца назад
Stop making fetch happen
@scottahrens9331
@scottahrens9331 2 месяца назад
Can you use it in a sentence please?
@razzledazzyl
@razzledazzyl 2 месяца назад
@@scottahrens9331 “He's playing fetch . . . with my kids . . . he's treating my kids like they're dogs.”
@Beth-ie
@Beth-ie 2 месяца назад
@@scottahrens9331 "You look quite fetching in your new suit, young Mr. Smith." I'd assume (prob wrong) that "fetch" could mean "good," "nice," or even "eye-catching?" But beats me. To me, it just means "playing fetch" with a dog. Now, go slay! Peace, out. 😉
@scottahrens9331
@scottahrens9331 2 месяца назад
@@razzledazzyl @beth-ie thanks for your “help”
@heatherbayless3643
@heatherbayless3643 2 месяца назад
I love the Sloth callback. I was just thinking the other day about the 'don't do Sloth!' bits and this cracked me up tonight.
@m0rfans
@m0rfans 2 месяца назад
Brilliant! New segment "Missed Opportunities" starting Ep.99 out of 100. Bravo.
@MusicMyBeloved
@MusicMyBeloved 2 месяца назад
I got abdominal surgery this week and I'm kinda heart broken that I had to stop watching this after about five minutes in as I'm genuinely concerned I'll rip my stitches from laughing. A literally gut busting episode of corrections lol
@bowdencable7094
@bowdencable7094 2 месяца назад
Wait, are you ... Kate Middleton?
@Heterogeneity
@Heterogeneity 26 дней назад
I hope you have healed up and can safely return to enjoy this episode now.
@MusicMyBeloved
@MusicMyBeloved 22 дня назад
@@Heterogeneity so sweet! Yep all good :D
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 месяца назад
Thank you to whomever hustles to get these up before 3am EST. With gratitude East Coast jackal (2403)
@demitasse22
@demitasse22 2 месяца назад
2403 is not military time. It’s 0003 Midnight is 0000 Or my favorite “balls” Balls 30 is 0030 Aka 1230am
@hooterie
@hooterie 2 месяца назад
I love that I just learned something valuable while reading the Corrections comments' replies...not that I can use it, because I have four kids and I teach middle school. But now I know. And that's what really matters.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 месяца назад
@@demitasse22 2403 is my jackal number 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 месяца назад
@@hooterie you can use it when you take the students on a field trip to Europe!🙂 They use it, particularly on train and bus schedules, show times, etc!
@hooterie
@hooterie 2 месяца назад
@@LindaC616 lol no I mean the "0000 = balls" part. PS -- all middle school teachers everywhere may not be able to say these things out loud, but we are definitely giggling on the inside. 🫣😂
@juanrodriguezjr451
@juanrodriguezjr451 2 месяца назад
Of all the late shows I've seen, no other show includes and shows constant appreciation for the behind the scenes staff. Another reason to love this show.
@GrimeCrimes
@GrimeCrimes 2 месяца назад
I'll be sad to see this series go. This is the only segment from a late night talk show that has made me pause the video so I can recover from laughing too much. Low-key, it has gotten me through some hard times since I started watching it around the time episode 30 came out, and no matter what - because of this series - I will continue to be a fan of Seth and his crew.
@davegrove795
@davegrove795 2 месяца назад
May Corrections live another hundo! Huzzah!!
@kaiwangle5003
@kaiwangle5003 2 месяца назад
I'm starting to think that bringing back animal flubs is just Seth's way of softening the blow of corrections coming to an end
@kathleen109
@kathleen109 2 месяца назад
You are not alone. 😢
@wallacerose8663
@wallacerose8663 2 месяца назад
It's 12.40 in the morning right now, and I'm pretty sure i just woke up my housemates laughing so loudly at the Animal Flubs/podcast section.
@CaptainNuge
@CaptainNuge 2 месяца назад
Correction: you were correct that it should have been "Implied". An implication is something you make as you speak, an inference is something your audience draws from what you've said.
@PadawanAkuki
@PadawanAkuki 2 месяца назад
There it was. I was just making sure. ^_^
@nandfednu3502
@nandfednu3502 2 месяца назад
i commented and then realized i shouldve made sure
@nitroglycerific9295
@nitroglycerific9295 2 месяца назад
I bet someone's gonna have a Slothicus tattoo by Corrections 100 😂
@rileyfuckingrifle
@rileyfuckingrifle 2 месяца назад
Kinda want it to be me. 😅
@EastSider48215
@EastSider48215 2 месяца назад
You mean, besides me?
@anro7137
@anro7137 2 месяца назад
It’s actually a decent looking tattoo.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 2 месяца назад
Can I just say that I love the idea of Shoemaker getting the show's writers from orphanages. "Please sir, may I have more gruel?" I hear them say. "Not until you write 100 more jokes. GOOD ones, this time!" he replies.
@danieldib2286
@danieldib2286 2 месяца назад
It’s Schumacher!!😂😂 (I think)
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 2 месяца назад
@@danieldib2286 It's Mikey the Shoe. ☺
@robertalexander-bk5zj
@robertalexander-bk5zj 2 месяца назад
Good lord I've been here too long. I read it in Mikey the Shoe's voice.
@LJ-fc6ri
@LJ-fc6ri 2 месяца назад
I was super depressed today so I decided to catch up on 'Corrections'. Just finished watching from Oct 2023 through this one and it completely turned my day around. Cannot wait for the 100th episode! 🙂
@GeoffreyNoPants
@GeoffreyNoPants 2 месяца назад
SETH IMPLIED THE PERFECT SOLUTION: Keep the bit after next week, but change the name to "Oh, You Again?". BOOM! Corrections over, but we still get this segment 😎 C'mon Jack, I'm not kiddin' around 😎
@XopheAdethri
@XopheAdethri 2 месяца назад
_THIS_ is my heroin.
@LoveProWrestling
@LoveProWrestling 2 месяца назад
Obligatory ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-GNS4CR7vP4c.html
@Dan-Simms
@Dan-Simms 2 месяца назад
Better than h, because the h is just more of a chore now...a never ending chore
@SamanthaDiane
@SamanthaDiane 2 месяца назад
Hiatus: a time to reflect on the big decision of please not ending corrections! We all know that even if you end corrections, the jackals will never stop commenting corrections in the comments.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 2 месяца назад
And they will become so pedantic and petty that the world will never be the same! Think about that before ending a safe outlet for these kind of things.
@scotv5099
@scotv5099 2 месяца назад
I'm hoping that's what he meant... I've been reading the back of the card for hints about the future of corrections
@TVFilmFriends
@TVFilmFriends 2 месяца назад
Would be fun to see a RU-vidr make CORRECTIONS a format if he ever dares to stop 😂
@neebs929
@neebs929 2 месяца назад
Best animal Flubs ever. Which had to beat a high bar.
@JackalEmmyTacular
@JackalEmmyTacular 2 месяца назад
I think we should all send Seth home crafted Emmys to show our support. I made a site with more information tied to this channel. Maybe if they get flooded with our JackalEmmys they'll see how much we love the show.
@sdennen
@sdennen 2 месяца назад
I vote we call them Jackies lol
@5mariomaster
@5mariomaster 2 месяца назад
Please don’t stop, I truly count down for this 12-15 min of weekly content and it makes me so happy!
@themainj
@themainj 2 месяца назад
I think animal flubs may be turning into Monty Python’s Flying Circus and I love it. And now for something completely different…. Joe Biden and Seth eating ice cream together.
@Beth-ie
@Beth-ie 2 месяца назад
As the back of the card says: "Hiatus is a time to reflect on big decisions." May you reflect on the decision to end Corrections. You KNOW how many of us love it. And I know it's an extra job for Seth, spending his Thursdays writing Corrections, and then making it AFTER the last episode of the week, when everyone wants to go home. But, just reflect on it! Will never stop watching LNSM. But, man, it's been a blast being a jackal!!! Thank you for creating Corrections. Totally original concept.... and one hell of a fun ride. Bravo!
@michelleb7399
@michelleb7399 2 месяца назад
I was looking for a comment about the back of the card. Gives hope to the idea he may have taken some of his time during hiatus to reflect of the decision to end Corrections and decide maybe it’s not a good thing to do. Even if Corrections went to every-other week, that would be better than none at all.
@basement56
@basement56 2 месяца назад
the absolute dead silence at the Baby Ruth while it takes everyone a second to get there... that's why I come back every Friday morning
@DavidHennigar
@DavidHennigar 2 месяца назад
The motto of impressions camp is “Don’t Do Sloth,” in Latin of course. #CorrectionsCallback
@Pseudowolf
@Pseudowolf 2 месяца назад
That was one hell of a deep cut!
@gerarddominus35
@gerarddominus35 2 месяца назад
It will not be the 100th episode of Corrections next. Since you only did one correction last week that makes last week's episode Correction singular not Corrections plural, which means the official count is currently 98 episodes of Corrections, 1 episode of Correction. The next episode of Corrections will only bring the total to 99 episodes.
@dmochat
@dmochat 2 месяца назад
@@WHFitzgerald-bl5wj Was it the SpecJackular?
@JanStrojil
@JanStrojil 2 месяца назад
The American Beauty comment was mine! I feel seen! ❤
@sb-b3071
@sb-b3071 2 месяца назад
Almost dropped a plate unloading the dishwasher when Animal Flubs went into Hyper mode 😂😂😂
@hannahcrouch22
@hannahcrouch22 2 месяца назад
The sound of the baby ruth slapping the floor was so funny
@louspowels7120
@louspowels7120 2 месяца назад
1:15 corrections correction: empty SKULL, not brain.
@513morris
@513morris 2 месяца назад
Corrections correction correction: 0:55
@creacher
@creacher 2 месяца назад
What would an image of Rudy Giuliani's empty brain look like, a blank radiographic film?
@shrapo
@shrapo 2 месяца назад
@@creacherwell technically not a radiograph as a radiographer is an image of an X-ray and he already established that it wasn’t an xrayt
@marsbitrona5920
@marsbitrona5920 2 месяца назад
You love Corrections. We love Corrections. The crew probably want to see their families. But mostly the first two things. Keep the dream alive!
@keeshiabrie
@keeshiabrie 2 месяца назад
Mentioning Andy and Brooklyn 99 a day after the cast posted photos from their reunion, now without Andre Braugher, warmed my heart 🥹💛
@katemcclain8405
@katemcclain8405 2 месяца назад
I really like corrections!
@Flowridah7
@Flowridah7 2 месяца назад
Oh a hiatus is the best cliffhanger Seth. Well played #RoadTo100 😅
@CluelessClozie
@CluelessClozie 2 месяца назад
There needs to be a trigger warning for stoners, that animal flubs intro is terrifying lol
@rileyfuckingrifle
@rileyfuckingrifle 2 месяца назад
LOL
@anro7137
@anro7137 2 месяца назад
My gummy was just hitting when Animal Flubs started.
@QuirkyBard
@QuirkyBard 2 месяца назад
The Goonies reference made my day! And Slothicus is my new astrological sign, lol.
@tubabelle
@tubabelle 2 месяца назад
Thank you! I got half of that joke (the don't do sloth part) but did not understand the Baby Ruth reference until I read your comment. (For folks out there that are still confused, just google Goonies Baby Ruth)
@Batters56
@Batters56 2 месяца назад
Is anyone with me that this is actually the 98th Corrections? Because the Specjacular is listed as Number 51 in the playlist. But Seth categorically states the Specjacular is not a corrections during it. So therefore the numbering is too high by one.
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 2 месяца назад
so many people are saying this, and not one person is correcting Seth being wrong about 51 not being an episode. All it takes is one person to say, "Correction, Episode 51 is an episode" and then Seth will be wrong and we'll have 100 episodes BUUUTTTT I'd rather we have the whole "2001 is the new century" debate, where episode 101 is really the 100th episode. That's more fun.
@noneofyourbusiness4133
@noneofyourbusiness4133 2 месяца назад
Don’t stop this show!!! It’s you at your funniest!!!!!!
@khallo151
@khallo151 2 месяца назад
Agreed - I haven’t ever felt the need to correct anything ever but still love this place
@alexa582
@alexa582 2 месяца назад
I watch Corrections with my coffee every Friday morning. I genuinely get so excited to watch Corrections! Truly, my favorite moment of the week. Thanks for being so great, so funny, and so damn consistent. I raise my Negroni in honor of your 100. And I raise it again for 100 more. Together, you, me, and Bird Bane will take Mac down.
@Science_Labs_
@Science_Labs_ 2 месяца назад
Unhinged Animal Flubs sent me.
@charlesgordon8751
@charlesgordon8751 2 месяца назад
Im so relieved to see Wally again. My world is full again.
@allein1001
@allein1001 2 месяца назад
LEGO Wally is adorable!
@coreybangs
@coreybangs 2 месяца назад
“Oh, Happy Corrections’ Day! May ye Jackals, and the Normals sing in tritone harmony; and let Correctlyness be next to Cleanliness for all the world to sea!”
@YarrBr0
@YarrBr0 2 месяца назад
*see
@phelan_pt
@phelan_pt 2 месяца назад
​@@YarrBr0 I'm guessing it's on porpoise. 😅
@coreybangs
@coreybangs 2 месяца назад
I enjoy all interpretations of my work Thank you 😸
@williamferguson8543
@williamferguson8543 2 месяца назад
Animal Flubs: Parrot Edition had me dying!! 😂😂😂
@DaniMol
@DaniMol 2 месяца назад
The amount of tension I feel whenever Seth calls Andy and the phone is ringing in this show is akin to seeing the timer of an explosion but you never know exactly how much time is left, while trying to disarm a bomb and there's somebody with a gun pointed to one of your loved ones. I love Corrections so much. Seth. This. This right here. This thing you have created, it is your best work. Cheers from Costa Rica.
@christopheroconnor7659
@christopheroconnor7659 2 месяца назад
That is the best Schumacher joke yet. And to the Jackal who got Seth with the wig joke; bravo.
@casinomann
@casinomann 2 месяца назад
What was the Schumaker joke?
@stillhere1425
@stillhere1425 2 месяца назад
I think maybe it was some percentage me? Possibly?
@quecee
@quecee 2 месяца назад
The absurdity of the Animal Flubs is amazing!
@rallyny
@rallyny 2 месяца назад
I had definitely reached a point of regularly groaning and grabbing the remote to hit Stop when I felt the podcast announcement coming, but now I happily anticipate it. The “have an established“ was hilarious, the “or don’t” was hysterical, and the double bird, Big Brother plug is simply inspired.
@JohnnyTheDoe
@JohnnyTheDoe 2 месяца назад
That animal flubs was very 2000s Quiznos. Bravo.
@DenderFriend
@DenderFriend 2 месяца назад
I hope it doesn't really end at 100, I love this series
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