Cosmo Kramer - The ASSMAN (Seinfeld) 

"Cosmo Kramer. You are the Assman." This woman was in one episode and she nailed the timing on one of the best lines in the series.

the wink at the end is legend

My dad is a huge Seinfeld fan and a retired industrial brass alloy salesman. When he bought his “retirement sports car”, I tried to talk him into getting the vanity plate: BRASSMAN.

I love the fact George's dad is pissed at Kramer stealing his move instead of groping his wife.

I love the lady's outright refusal to even try to get it corrected

I love how the guard immediately backs off once Kramer tell's him he's a proctologist

seinfeld is gold in any millennium lmfao

The moment when Kramer's head shakes when he see the boat that says ASSMAN. Priceless. Classic comedy... Not a word was said, but his physical comedy told the story.

0:53-0:56 is the reason this show is genius. The small detail of him driving the car exactly the same way as he walks/talks kills me.

Rule number 1 never shake hands with a proctologist.

Dr. Cosmo Kramer....Proctology. That cracks me up all the time thats my favorite part

"HEY ASSMAN"!! "YEAH YOU GOT THAT STRAIGHT!!" I love Kramer

If someone ever tells me that Friends is funnier than Seinfeld, I will show them this clip as scientific proof that it is not.

"Cosmo Kramer, you ARE the Assman!" "No I'm not the Assman" "Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you ARE" That may be my favourite dialogue in the whole show.

the 'stopped short' bit is so fucking legendary, thanks to an otherworldly performance by Stiller

Rest in peace, Jerry Stiller AKA George Costanza's father

RIP to Jerry Stiller who passed away today at the age of 82. He was in so many great episodes of Seinfeld. Too many to name but this was my favorite. Frank Costanza was an unforgettable character because of Jerry Stiller.

RIP Lou Cutell (1930-2021): the Assman! Six decades of TV and film, quite a legacy.

Fun fact: Proctologists have a very good sense of humor. If you meet one at a party, park yourself down next to them. You will hear the funniest stories.

-Dr. Cosmo Kramer, proctology. jesus h. christ, this show is pure genius i spit soda all over my monitor

"Cosmo Kramer...You ARE the Assman!" gets me every time.

RIP Lou, who played the real Assman. Thanks for this hilarious scene sir, and your awesome 50 year career! Thanks for everything, we will always enjoy your work and legacy! Thanks for being a gentleman, a great soul, and for all your amazing roles over the decades! You will live on in our hearts through your work forever. Godspeed, Assman!

R.I.P. Jerry Stiller and Estelle Harris

This show will NEVER be topped. It's hysterical everytime

I wonder how many request local DMV's got for ASSMAN plates after this episode came out?

RIP Lou Cutell (aka the Assman.) Thanks for the laughs!

I just listened to this with my dad before he went into surgery and this made him laugh even with all the nerves.

I'll never understand how some people don't find this show funny it's literally the best show I've ever seen comedy gold

"he had to use corkscrew pasta" * everyone shifts uncomfortably in their seat. XD

I love how Frank Costanza is more pissed off that Kramer "stole his move" than groped his wife.

"He stops short? That´s my move" Jerry Stiller rocks!!!

I love how Dr. Cooperman's wink is in sync with the bass tone

I luv how the black Cop gives Kramer the "Oh okay Doc" as he looks at the assman plate...perfectly delivered...even the extras in this show were great.

As far as the State of New York is concerned, you are !!!!! Now, that's epic 😎

That wink at the end tho

You know how hard it is to get a "ASSMAN" vanity plate!?! You're going to have to settle for "455M4N" or "A55M4N" or "ASSM4N" or anything but "ASSMAN" - that plate is hard to get.

2:35 watching Julie trying to keep it together by digging her nails into her hand and watching her twitch is damn hysterical along with Jerry Stiller's performance. "Hmmm, I STOP SHORT!!"

Simply the greatest show ever.

Dick Assman Richard "Dick" Assman (born ca. 1934 in Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada) is a Saskatchewan gas station owner whose name propelled him to celebrity status across North America for four months in 1995. Assman, who co-owned a Petro-Canada outlet at Victoria Square Mall in Regina, was discovered by David Letterman, who was amused by his name. Assman was introduced on July 24, 1995, on the Late Show with David Letterman, where he was a nightly feature for about a month. During this time, he was known as "Assman the Gasman".[1] Live field units in Canada interviewed him for the show. Over the weeks, Joe Namath declared himself an "Ass-maniac", while Assman received a musical tribute from Tony Orlando[2] on Letterman:

2:35 love how he acts it out “ mmm I stop short!” 🤣

“Don’t Frank me - HOW DARE YOU STOP SHORT WIT MY WIFE???”

The kramer character always has a special place in my heart, physical comedy at his best.

Jerry Stiller is the best *”AAAASSSSSSMAAAAAANNNNN!”* 🤣🤣🤣

This may be the funniest bit in the history of television. Pure gold.

ASSMAAAN!!! Frank Costanza is the best.

Frank screaming assman, is everything 🤣🤣🤣

Lmao, how did they come up with that Assman thing? That's gold Jerry, GOLD.

Jerry Stiller was just a complete and utter genius ...

"One in a million shot, doc! One in a million!" I love this episode.

I love how Kramer's expression literally says "Well can't argue with that"

This whole episode is loaded with great stuff…assman, fussily Jerry, the bro/manssiere….legendary

“I’m Cosmo Krama, De Assman” Very iconic line 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻😂

I have this plate on the front of my car. People laugh all the time. A lot of them think it's actually real. They're like, "you're from New York?" I tell'em, "no, that's a vanity plate from Seinfeld." Lol

Lou Cutell, who played the Assman doctor passed away in November of this year. Long live the Assman!

I love how the different stories meet at the end.

2:34 Frank's movements are hysterical.

So this is why Gus registered "Assman" as his license plate on GTA Online!

i love how everything just comes up together....love seinfeld.

That black security guard gave the funniest response. Hilarious

I love how he references “the” Assman, just like “the” Batman.

There will never be another show this great. Mark my comment. 😆

I absolutely love the doctor. That wink is hilarious.😂

"You got that straight!"

Kramer ends up in the most bizarre situations without even trying

“Million to one shot Doc, million to one.”

Kramer is a living legend lol

RIP Jerry Stiller the best tv father of all time.

Love the part when he's driving all over New York City and everyone yellin', "Hey Assman!"

I'm Cosmo Kramer The Assman lol this never gets old

I can't believe they got away with this in a good way

Stopping short that is a good move

I love how they say "The Assman." It just gets me every time.

the backfire on the car is just legendary, and the car rocking and stopping in the doctors spot just hilarious!!! he doesn't have a doctors parking tag or anything, the license plate gets him in!!! what a show!!

"Cosmo Kramer, Proctology...."

I remember the first time seeing this as a kid and couldn’t believe they let the word “ass” on tv 😂

@2:34 Elaine laughed ... she couldn't hold back her laughing .. thansk for montage.

Greatest television episode of any series ever. Fusilli Jerry, the Assman, proctologists telling jokes 'Million to one shot doc' PLUS the Bro & Manzier. In ONE 25 minute episode. EPIC

My favorite episode and at the end you hear Frank's voice "A million to one shot Doc, million to one." Freakin' brilliant.

Oh, this episode of Seinfeld is the most ASSpiring one of all! Love it! :D

This is one of my top three episodes. Fusilli Jerry, Corkscrew pasta lololol !!! So you're the Assman and a classic wink.

Oh man, Billy Gunn's going to be angry.

This is probably the best Seinfeld episode of all time. Classic!

Million to one shot, Doc, million to one.

1:54 the way he says “you’re crazy” 😂

RIP Jerry Stiller. God bless you.

That DMV worker actress was perfect. The car backfire is so great too

It's kinda like when he thought George was dead and he reprimanded Steinbrenner for trading Jay Buhner rather than having a hand in his son's death.

top 5 seinfeld episode, legendary show

Assman winked at Kramer like freaking Christopher Reeves in Superman.

That woman should get a academy award for her part in this at DMV! ABSOLUTELY PERFECTO NAILED IT SPOT ON!!!

i had to come watch this because i just heard a story on the local radio of a guy who's last name is ossman but for a gag he tried to have his own licence plate called assman and the registries are fighting with him over it. So i had to come enjoy a clip of a time when people were not so bent out of shape over silly things.

I love the parking security recognizing who the " ASSMAN " is. " Oh. sorry about that ".

One of the top 3 eps of the show.

This is my favorite Seinfeld episode. Too many funny twists to this one. ASSMAN he stopped short lolol. Corkscrew pasta ouch lol.

He stopped short...Thats MY move!

One of the most satisfying conclusions to an episode ever lol

Best part is Elaine shifting uncomfortably in her chair in the proctologist’s office!

Kramer had to use Corkscrew Pasta... (*squirms in discomfort*)

"You are the Assman!" Favorite episode of all time.

In my opinion this is the funniest episode of the entire series.