Count Binface does a lot to restore my faith in British democracy. What was once a bit of a joke, now stands in stack contrast to the nastiness of the Con-Serve-Yourselves! Galactic goodwill to you.
Count, do you have any peers out there near Proxima Centauri or beyond who might be interested to run in future South African elections? The ballots I cast this morning were decidedly humourless!