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James Comey, You Just Got Trump'd! 

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James Comey thought the breaking news story about his firing was a prank. Made ya look (for a new job)!
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@DavidStnl83
@DavidStnl83 7 лет назад
Dear God this man is a savage
@kitwinters7434
@kitwinters7434 7 лет назад
"What is *seems* like he's doing-- is EXACTLY what he's doing" 😂
@CoxJul
@CoxJul 7 лет назад
Which is why he met the Russian Ambassador that same day and got an endorsement from Putin for his decisive action. So looks like he timed it to score a 'Good' on his quarterly performance review!
@blackbruno50
@blackbruno50 7 лет назад
So, he's doing his job?
@dcbreid79
@dcbreid79 7 лет назад
Drunken Mongoose Golfing every weekend at Mara-lago? Ok then. Go back to sleep trumptard!
@maximechampagne9341
@maximechampagne9341 7 лет назад
I think he meant being transparent. Which, to be fair, he is. Without one single doubt.
@eduard6266
@eduard6266 7 лет назад
KitWinters how is that bad?
@theshonen8899
@theshonen8899 7 лет назад
Fucking hell, this entire monologue was pure fire.
@CrescentClouds
@CrescentClouds 7 лет назад
God bless you Stephen Colbert.
@diltonx6066
@diltonx6066 7 лет назад
Trump needs Special Education.
@headcold7250
@headcold7250 7 лет назад
Dilton X rude. I know plenty special needs humans who function at a higher level of intellect than that man.
@JaredGoerke
@JaredGoerke 7 лет назад
Not funny. Don't make fun of those poor students by acquainting him with them. Stupid is not a disability.
@joekaput747
@joekaput747 7 лет назад
Betsy Devos won't let it be funded. it's not part of the charter program.
@AngryKittens
@AngryKittens 7 лет назад
*PROGRESS TO TOTALITARIANISM* House of Representatives: Kissing Trump's ass Senate: Kissing Trump's ass DOJ: Kissing Trump's ass FBI: Under renovation.
@marinop.245
@marinop.245 7 лет назад
That's sad
@REALYAADYEXTREME
@REALYAADYEXTREME 7 лет назад
Adith Ahsan lololololololololololol
@uncountable4000
@uncountable4000 7 лет назад
Congress includes the Senate.
@fifen1846
@fifen1846 7 лет назад
not long before 1984 becomes a reality. #BigBrotherIsWatching
@Demagoguez28
@Demagoguez28 7 лет назад
BattleHawk not sure if you realize he lost the popular vote.
@LordJaric
@LordJaric 7 лет назад
Comedians don't even have to make up or twist thing to be funny, Trump is just handing them the gold.
@kalajooni6724
@kalajooni6724 5 лет назад
@Christopher Stanis You realize the war against ISIS began before Trump? And a lot of the job opportunities that were available when Trump took office were created by Obama? Talk about being in a bubble..
@kingmantheman
@kingmantheman 4 года назад
@GreenIdLady 1 259 likes to your 5
@kingmantheman
@kingmantheman 4 года назад
@GreenIdLady 1 oh... sorry I didn't realize. But please don't report me, my dream is to professional troll. What's China paying now? Like 50 cents a comment? I now realize that if I want to go pro I'm gonna have to step up my game and observation skills. Is Russia hiring?
@kingmantheman
@kingmantheman 4 года назад
@GreenIdLady 1 Thanks I really appreciate it... got any tips?
@sashaj.8465
@sashaj.8465 7 лет назад
His monologue needs to be a full hour!
@krombopulos_michael
@krombopulos_michael 7 лет назад
Trump asked Sessions for a coverup story and the best he could come up with is that he was too mean to Hillary? I thought Sessions was evil, not an idiot
@nothanks5752
@nothanks5752 7 лет назад
Krombopulos Michael He looks like a racist Keebler elf, so I'm not too surprised about the idiot part
@nuheazy
@nuheazy 7 лет назад
you know it's bad when anderson cooper rolls his eyes lollll
@holysmokes2316
@holysmokes2316 7 лет назад
It wasn't sexism, it was a reaction to way too much bullshit. Trust me, if Anderson Cooper were female, she would have rolled her eyes too.
@lnescuh
@lnescuh 7 лет назад
What the fuck, fetacheese? Stop dehumanizing people by using 'it' instead of 'her'. I know it's Kellyanne, but have some goddamn principles.
@crispybacon4240
@crispybacon4240 7 лет назад
+gorgophone Is Tumblr bleeding into RU-vid again?
@ineffablebeing4276
@ineffablebeing4276 7 лет назад
nuheazy you know your bad if you actually listen to Andreson Cooper.
@d.e.b.b5788
@d.e.b.b5788 7 лет назад
glad you cleared that up. Nice to know you're a conservative jackass.
@bmogs1720
@bmogs1720 7 лет назад
Brilliant, That hungry hippos reference is SOOOO accurate. He is as shallow as a clear pool, 1 inch deep.
@scarface6760
@scarface6760 7 лет назад
Man, I am exhausted ... Trump did warn us that if he got elected we will win so much we will get tired of winning... anyone else feel tired yet???
@110100111000
@110100111000 7 лет назад
Joe, I haven't recalibrated my sarcasm detectors in quite a while. Can you clarify whether your comment was #snark so I can get a good baseline?
@Skyprince27
@Skyprince27 7 лет назад
Joe me FYI, it's the "honest" Republicans getting in the way of Trump... Reality is: Republicans do indeed control the Presidency and Congress. Yet all they can do is fritter away their brief time in the sun by pursuing policies that enrage the left, fly in the face of science, inspire record-setting domestic and foreign street protests, get scorned by economists, face new legal challenges daily, alienate/fire formerly close political allies, make the USA a global laughingstock and provoke nuclear war. All of these achievements after a little over 100 days! What, pray tell, are we expecting over the next 1270 days? 😂😱🙄😭😷💩
@zerosuitsamus1964
@zerosuitsamus1964 7 лет назад
Joe me So you think gays aren't true Americans and they should be kicked out... Come here and say that. BITCH!!!
@divine_potato
@divine_potato 7 лет назад
Roberto Escobar what did we win? lmao
@samuelrosander1048
@samuelrosander1048 4 года назад
I think he was talking specifically to comedians. They would win so much that they would get tired of winning. I think we can all agree that even they are saying, "Please, no more! There is so much material that we can't take it anymore! Stop! For the love of God, stop so we can take a break!"
@hickyxnicky411
@hickyxnicky411 7 лет назад
Why is Sean Spicer hiding in the bushes, what is wrong with this country xD
@TheKrstff
@TheKrstff 7 лет назад
Yuya kyoto He did not have time to come up with a spin or any alternative facts.
@lorcannagle
@lorcannagle 7 лет назад
He wasn't hiding in the bushes, he was "standing amongst the bushes". I definitely believe him. Yup yup yup.
@blackbruno50
@blackbruno50 7 лет назад
He was just taking a leak and was too embarrassed to admit it.
@conorlennon5312
@conorlennon5312 7 лет назад
Yuya kyoto let's be honest if you were Donald trumps press secretary you would be hiding from reporters as well
@KeybladeMasterAndy
@KeybladeMasterAndy 7 лет назад
The media hound people who have real problems. Imagine what they would do to somebody who can't spin something?
@AkramHasanSharkar
@AkramHasanSharkar 7 лет назад
My two years old nephew handle things better than Trump does.
@aj42k
@aj42k 2 года назад
I'm happy you said this and I will be glad to see your now 6 year old nephew.
@maesterlaemon7743
@maesterlaemon7743 7 лет назад
The entire country got Trump'd!
@img3422
@img3422 7 лет назад
Maester Laemon I never voted for trump. I voted for Hilary. So I didn't get trump'd... everyone that voted for him did.
@maesterlaemon7743
@maesterlaemon7743 7 лет назад
IG Fitness Oh, we ALL got Trump'd. The idiots that voted for him unwittingly participated in the Trumping.
@KK-nv7es
@KK-nv7es 7 лет назад
A cool Dude are you f'n kidding???? wake the fuck up.
@Nexus-7.0
@Nexus-7.0 7 лет назад
+IG Fitness I don't live in the US but I think you got you trump'd too, even if you voted for Hillary. Comey was an FBI/govt official who got fired so that aspect of him/his job that serves the nation, got terminated by Trump. Let's assume for now if Trump doesn't get impeached in the near future, and if he continues in office and let's say one of his foreign policies, or whatever serious friction with any nation in the future around the world - causes WW III - then the entire nation got trump'd again! lol
@treyque7728
@treyque7728 7 лет назад
I sort of understand feeling that way, but it doesn't give T a pass to do & say whatever the hell is passing through his mind at the moment.
@evechewietan
@evechewietan 7 лет назад
What would we do without a daily dose of Colbert? And we are not even Americans! Stephen Colbert is God's great gift and comfort in these turbulent times. Coming from a dictatorship, all I can say is, Long Live Late Night Comedy!!
@Tina93_
@Tina93_ 6 лет назад
Yeah he's hilarious
@bonavox11
@bonavox11 7 лет назад
America has become the greatest (alternative) reality show on earth ..
@Eisenarsch
@Eisenarsch 7 лет назад
more like the worst...
@maljayworldstar776
@maljayworldstar776 7 лет назад
Honestly the American news channel should be on Netflix
@kaylynn3233
@kaylynn3233 7 лет назад
I feel like we are living in the bleakest dystopian novel that will ever be written.
@josi4749
@josi4749 7 лет назад
I'm looking forward to marathon the box set
@henngo4971
@henngo4971 7 лет назад
i feel exactly the same way! it's like watching Jack Bauer on "24." at least we are watching this reality show 24/7, not once a week.
@rae4828
@rae4828 7 лет назад
I love this man.
@Kelsdoggy
@Kelsdoggy 7 лет назад
Haha Stephen is the best. He takes no prisoners
@xavierreichel8254
@xavierreichel8254 7 лет назад
Aaron Gann Hitler took prisoners - then he killed them. Yeah... (I am referring to the Holocaust. If you are referring to the actual Second World War, many people don't take prisoners in war.)
@sususkir6981
@sususkir6981 5 лет назад
@Christopher Stanis 1 year later it's getting more and more obvious that Russian collusion is real. Keep Yourself Safe, twat
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x 7 лет назад
That eye roll montage had me laughing my ass off. Thank you! 😂👏👏👏
@LondonSambaDancerBellydancer
@LondonSambaDancerBellydancer 7 лет назад
Sindollx666x excellent writing
@EarlofCrawford
@EarlofCrawford 7 лет назад
The number of people who support their political party more than their country should frighten all of you.
@lauributt8023
@lauributt8023 7 лет назад
Don't build that wall yet let me get the hell out of here first!
@1234ratboy
@1234ratboy 6 лет назад
yes I want to go
@CozmicFirefly
@CozmicFirefly 6 лет назад
😆😆😆
@mickieminton6940
@mickieminton6940 5 лет назад
Please do! Need help packing?
@37Raffaella
@37Raffaella 5 лет назад
Lauri Butt I can imagine....it’s a hell of a lot more dangerous in the USA... cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/1ZN06oAGbXTQMun_zH6T-96PA7Q=/0x0:1080x1350/1520x0/filters:focal(0x0:1080x1350):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/12758829/08_30_Gun_deaths.jpg
@michaelrobertson6618
@michaelrobertson6618 5 лет назад
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
@johnemm4350
@johnemm4350 7 лет назад
People like Colbert keep me sane.
@johnredberg
@johnredberg 7 лет назад
Wow, that monologue was on FIRE!!!
@SecretRedBeard
@SecretRedBeard 7 лет назад
"Sean Spicer hid in bushes to avoid questions" *That moment you realize your country has become a shitty sitcom*
@johnwhitlow8220
@johnwhitlow8220 7 лет назад
Arkon Plays Games.... SNL is gonna b 🔥 on Saturday! 😭😭😭😭😭
@davidbrick1260
@davidbrick1260 7 лет назад
*Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme playing in the distance*
@efunk17
@efunk17 7 лет назад
Stephen is hilarious. Gets better every night. Trump is so moded because of the whole FCC investigation. Stephen is STILL on the air bitches! 😂 I especially love his bold and daring mockery of the clusterfuck called our "POTUS". Keep up the great comedy!!
@catladymb1864
@catladymb1864 7 лет назад
I like the echo of Watergate... " I am not a crook". 😄😄 ✌😬✌😱✌
@GabbyCamilleri
@GabbyCamilleri 7 лет назад
omfg i can't stop laughing at anderson's eye roll
@crapstirrer
@crapstirrer 7 лет назад
gabby that was told.
@crapstirrer
@crapstirrer 7 лет назад
gold
@seanwarren9357
@seanwarren9357 7 лет назад
edit option that'a way ------------------> 😉
@maxerrixon1267
@maxerrixon1267 7 лет назад
yeah, that was the best part, followed by the Sean Spicer mention!
@blackbruno50
@blackbruno50 7 лет назад
Yeah, that was really professional.
@ChrisBrengel
@ChrisBrengel 7 лет назад
"How should we thank him? We should get him something special. How about a Special Prosecutor?" Brilliant!
@tinogutierrez8012
@tinogutierrez8012 7 лет назад
ChrisBrengel yes!!!!
@jphzazueta
@jphzazueta 7 лет назад
I was thinking about a resignation letter lol. But that was hilarious too 😂
@docohm50
@docohm50 7 лет назад
ChrisBrengel Hey dumbass you do realize special prosecutors tasked by congress report directly to the deputy AG who reports to the AG who reports to tge POTUS right? Your fake news you watch never told you that did they.
@Brett33
@Brett33 7 лет назад
How about a nice guilty verdict for Hillary and the Clinton Crime Foundation.
@seanmcginnis8276
@seanmcginnis8276 7 лет назад
There has to be a criminal investigation for there to be a special prosecutor not a counter intelligence investigation. In order for there to be a special prosecutor there would have to be a shred of evidence.
@ml5350
@ml5350 7 лет назад
Steve is funny....understatement of the year !
@janet4luv
@janet4luv 7 лет назад
Lol Trump is like writing his own impeachment.
@bepowerification
@bepowerification 5 лет назад
comment didnt age well hu? have fun when he is re-elected :(
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 4 года назад
@@bepowerification Comment did age well, have fun when he's impeached!
@tysargent9647
@tysargent9647 4 года назад
The chances of that are awful now.
@blueseanomad7435
@blueseanomad7435 7 лет назад
I think Anderson Cooper caused a sonic boom with that eye roll.
@merricat3025
@merricat3025 7 лет назад
Gabe Of The 7 Seas he's probably been holding it in since she first appeared on his show
@henngo4971
@henngo4971 7 лет назад
i dont understand why CNN is obligated to interview liars.
@azmike1
@azmike1 7 лет назад
Yeah. Cooper should join the marines. It'll straighten him out. Maybe build a little character and muscle? No?
@crocopde
@crocopde 7 лет назад
The Press secretary hiding in a bush . AHAHA . This shit would make an excellent movie
@vicmartone
@vicmartone 7 лет назад
Luter Leko have you watched spin City? Paul lassiter plays a dumb press secretary for NY City Hall. not as dumb as Sean Spicer, obviously.that would be impossible.
@dand900
@dand900 7 лет назад
The angrier Drumpf gets at Colbert, the funnier he'll get, and the more I'll watch!
@BeachHead
@BeachHead 7 лет назад
How in the hell did this man Trump get elected?!
@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim
@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim 4 года назад
Not a man, but Mangolini who Hides in his Bunker from Peaceful Protestors. Well, we know how that ended in Germany
@krombopulos_michael
@krombopulos_michael 7 лет назад
I look forward to Trump being as much of a joke for everyone as Nixon is now.
@ifaptrsu
@ifaptrsu 7 лет назад
Krombopulos Michael , I never thought I will say this, but Nixon is starting to look like a good guy who just felt insecure about his chance of winning his 2nd term. I'm beginning to feel sympathy...
@Popsfresh
@Popsfresh 7 лет назад
Colbert's jokes have been darker and sharper.
@Ayeshteni
@Ayeshteni 7 лет назад
Because it is no longer just a surreal joke.
@Tustin2121
@Tustin2121 7 лет назад
So sharp, the audience needs a cheat sheet to get some of them. (That improvised bit about the monologue being online was hilarious. XD )
@bondjames8225
@bondjames8225 7 лет назад
Francis Underwood because it's gone from "lets ride these four years out" to "its time to fight"
@blackbruno50
@blackbruno50 7 лет назад
Actually those are just insults. Colbert lost his ability to joke when he sold out to NBC.
@HandlesSuck123
@HandlesSuck123 7 лет назад
Because it's becoming nonsense. Comedians no longer have to stretch the truth and twist logic to be humorous anymore, Trump and his cronies are already doing more than enough of that. At this point, one may as well consider this show an actual news outlet.
@vastucson
@vastucson 7 лет назад
One of the funniest monologues I have ever heard. Stephen Colbert, you have my deepest respect!
@thesarahcaitlinshow
@thesarahcaitlinshow 7 лет назад
Late-night talk shows help me cope with the pain of Trump's administration
@WHDRWN
@WHDRWN 2 года назад
cringe
@simmzzzz
@simmzzzz 7 лет назад
I feel sorry for Jared Kushner... Now he has to be the FBI director also.
@ValtteriNieminen
@ValtteriNieminen 7 лет назад
A+
@tomasviane3844
@tomasviane3844 7 лет назад
Hahaha, the Jared of all trades.
@david-in4vt
@david-in4vt 7 лет назад
Simran Zenov He can also join Jared from subway.
@kn9ioutom
@kn9ioutom 7 лет назад
RUSSIA GATE = WATER GATE
@hazardltg
@hazardltg 7 лет назад
Simran Zenov lmao.. that's good
@sjuyal85
@sjuyal85 7 лет назад
After Bush the Second, USA should have decided, Not elect a president who cannot speak in complete sentences.
@tlome8033
@tlome8033 7 лет назад
+Billy Bobbie Trump played the electoral game and won. You can't move the goal post after the game.
@justalostlocal
@justalostlocal 7 лет назад
Shardul juyal Sadly
@Sueloveschoc
@Sueloveschoc 7 лет назад
TLOMe it wasn't trumps strategy it was GOP, Mitch mcturtle and the league of white old men's strategy. All the gerrymandering led to a trump win in the electoral college.
@ALYSSAISTHEBESTWOO
@ALYSSAISTHEBESTWOO 7 лет назад
TLOMe If Hillary had won I would be happier about the outcome of the election, but I STILL would say the electoral college is outdated and needs to go. I have yet to see a single Trump supporter say the same. It makes no sense that your vote means more based on where you live. I live in a solid red state, and it is pointless for me to vote at all. I am sure conservatives in solid blue states feel the same way. The only fair thing is for each person's vote to matter EQUALLY.
@Fralexion
@Fralexion 7 лет назад
Does both sides doing it make it acceptable?
@jmae8957
@jmae8957 6 лет назад
Love Stephen Colbert!!!! He knows how to deliver a line. So funny. He's the best.
@chrishopper7843
@chrishopper7843 7 лет назад
They should hire Comey as the Special Investigator into the Trump/Russia thing.
@zaydhamid9536
@zaydhamid9536 7 лет назад
Chris Hopper *re-hire
@tiredoffools8929
@tiredoffools8929 7 лет назад
"They even re-hydrated KellyAnne Conway" LMFAO... WOW!
@danielcaceres4821
@danielcaceres4821 7 лет назад
I almost choked laughing!
@MacLOUD150
@MacLOUD150 7 лет назад
BEST Line!!
@andrewmanzella1432
@andrewmanzella1432 7 лет назад
Hysterical...!
@sillysallyceli
@sillysallyceli 7 лет назад
Tired of Fools honestly after we impeach trumptard he needs to publish a book with all these jokes!
@reachtrita
@reachtrita 7 лет назад
The Hungry Hippo joke was hilarious!!!! 🤣😂🤣
@riverterrain
@riverterrain 7 лет назад
DreamingTata VeganMama I just hollered! I've never seen that many people disappear from the White House in such a short time!
@tomchapman9119
@tomchapman9119 7 лет назад
-- Are the 38% still supporting Trump because they are too embarrassed to admit they were conned !
@kimberlythunert6968
@kimberlythunert6968 5 лет назад
Tom Chapman I HOPE so! Heaven forbid they really do support him!
@wadahtahjones8940
@wadahtahjones8940 4 года назад
Haha.... looks like Trump was right!!!
@burtonmatterhorn
@burtonmatterhorn 7 лет назад
Best Colbert monologue yet! I like a little crazier Colbert. That baby-pool joke and Trumped were so good.
@LazarheaD
@LazarheaD 7 лет назад
Lol, that eyerolling skit XD
@jeffersonguzman9351
@jeffersonguzman9351 7 лет назад
I can't wait for all of this to be over!
@sandrablanco6592
@sandrablanco6592 7 лет назад
Thanks for keeping us laughing! When life gives us lemons, comedians make the sweetest lemonade 🍋🍋🍋🍹
@6100GG
@6100GG 7 лет назад
HEY STEPHEN.... That's how ya do it! Thanks for making my day. LMAO before bedtime.
@SunaAoimori
@SunaAoimori 7 лет назад
OMG COLBERT IS LIT SO SAVAGE love him 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
@blackbruno50
@blackbruno50 7 лет назад
Colbert is totally impotent as a comedian. He is not worthy to pop the zits on David Letterman's scrotum.
@SunaAoimori
@SunaAoimori 7 лет назад
Ohw hes infinitely better, hes more stylish more expressive, funnier, and hes more interesting.
@artmchugh9283
@artmchugh9283 7 лет назад
Suna Aoimori LIT SO SAVAGE ? what the hell are you sa. ooooo I get it you are young 😄
@joseph4861
@joseph4861 7 лет назад
Scrotum expert in the House.
@joseph4861
@joseph4861 7 лет назад
Trump?
@msteaguer1908
@msteaguer1908 7 лет назад
thank you Stephen Colbert, I need you and other comedian/actors that can say through levity giving greater thought and sight.
@The13thPhantom
@The13thPhantom 7 лет назад
With all this Trump-Russia shit, Hillary's gotta be thinking, "So, who's crooked now, bitch."
@cutter4597
@cutter4597 7 лет назад
The13thPhantom Hillary has Russian tied too
@rosemcguinn5301
@rosemcguinn5301 7 лет назад
cutter where's your data? Where's the proof?
@newkboots
@newkboots 6 лет назад
hypocrite!
@terrancel1786
@terrancel1786 6 лет назад
The13thPhantom crooked trumpy
@rezzidue1
@rezzidue1 7 лет назад
That was one of your best Stephen, keep up the great work!
@entertain7us148
@entertain7us148 7 лет назад
"They even rehydrated Kellyanne Conway. thats it im dead
@mulu2132
@mulu2132 7 лет назад
entertain7us14 some audience members died at "dinosaur sponge"
@aefwaefwe5737
@aefwaefwe5737 7 лет назад
I lost it and had to pause the vid when he said that, lol
@avedic
@avedic 7 лет назад
It was the line "like those dinosaur sponges" that did me in.... Glad I wasn't sipping my coffee when he said that lol...
@Cyfix15
@Cyfix15 7 лет назад
lol, get him something special....how about a 'special' prosecutor
@teppec
@teppec 7 лет назад
How do you not make a joke about the wink Conway gave Cooper?
@tree-huggersans-cur4371
@tree-huggersans-cur4371 7 лет назад
teppec I had to go back and omg yes. It's so insincere, you can see her struggling just to blink an eye.
@samfar28
@samfar28 5 лет назад
Yeah even i wonder why and thought maybe no one noticed because they were busy watching Cooper's eye roll
@amelialing776
@amelialing776 7 лет назад
"How about a special prosecutor " is the best punch line.
@GabbyCamilleri
@GabbyCamilleri 7 лет назад
his nixon impersonation tho
@Shadowcam00
@Shadowcam00 7 лет назад
When the white house needs Kellyanne Conway, they send word to the Night's Watch to open the gate and let her through.
@kizzyteesdale9356
@kizzyteesdale9356 7 лет назад
Hahahaha
@amandaheness2158
@amandaheness2158 7 лет назад
Shadowcam i laughed out loud at that
@tomasviane3844
@tomasviane3844 7 лет назад
Hahaha, or was it the Dragon Queen?
@vwcarrionr
@vwcarrionr 7 лет назад
Shadowcam dude... that was funny!
@rochellealansmithee7966
@rochellealansmithee7966 7 лет назад
A discworld reference on youtube? I LOVE IT
@rajarajanmanoharan
@rajarajanmanoharan 5 лет назад
Lol. That woman’s laughter in the back.
@alterX2ego
@alterX2ego 7 лет назад
Stephen is on fire!!!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 лет назад
You can tell the News has become too blurred with the entertainment industry when even the News stories are just remakes of 'classic' news stories.
@ap_2619
@ap_2619 7 лет назад
barron trump will be the new fbi director
@2johndoe676
@2johndoe676 7 лет назад
I feel It u mean Jared Kushner
@snausages43
@snausages43 7 лет назад
Good choice. From what I hear, he's really good at the cyber.
@AngryKittens
@AngryKittens 7 лет назад
He's totally neutral. Totally. The most beautifully neutral person ever. Believe me. - Trump
@Theproclaimed
@Theproclaimed 7 лет назад
I feel It no that would be Vladimir Putin
@daveskerritt185
@daveskerritt185 7 лет назад
I feel it. Oh God, Trump as the FBI director would be a disaster! Trump would probably have us all investigated, as in Orwell's book 1984. Well, Trump didn't appoint anyone upon firing Comey. Maybe Trump figures he can run the FBI as well as being president. Who knows what is going on in our stupid president's mind.
@Name2site
@Name2site 7 лет назад
LOL. Love the shot of Anderson's eyes. Thanks Colbert!
@awesomedude584
@awesomedude584 7 лет назад
This whole monologue is solid gold... even the misfire. This is why Colbert is No. 1!!!! Go Stephen!
@tcjusttc5418
@tcjusttc5418 7 лет назад
Colbert is on fire!!
@blackbruno50
@blackbruno50 7 лет назад
We can only hope. Not that I would piss on him to put him out.
@joekaput747
@joekaput747 7 лет назад
Drunken Mongoose I don't think Stephen wants to go to Russia
@joseph4861
@joseph4861 7 лет назад
Mongooses have tiny penises anyway....and it might get burned. Not worth the risk.
@walkingmonument
@walkingmonument 7 лет назад
damn! Colbert is on his game!
@Cursed_Mark
@Cursed_Mark 7 лет назад
TRIGGERED
@Abr3200
@Abr3200 7 лет назад
He is just a liar cheap media clown .|.
@jdrukis
@jdrukis 7 лет назад
^[ABR] Trumpet couldn't find Faux News I guess, lol
@bhagamshikannegundla3484
@bhagamshikannegundla3484 7 лет назад
Steven Colbert is a national treasure!!!! Keep it going!!!!
@LindaLinda-co8yh
@LindaLinda-co8yh 4 года назад
Love me some Stephen Colbert!!! Thanks.
@hickyxnicky411
@hickyxnicky411 7 лет назад
Kellyanne Conway: Moisturize Me!
@suebarrow5973
@suebarrow5973 7 лет назад
Yuya kyoto. 'They brought her out of dehydration' lol
@Jonesrox1
@Jonesrox1 7 лет назад
I thought the same thing.
@AAngelus28
@AAngelus28 7 лет назад
She sleeps in a vat of formaldehyde.
@LP-MeAndMyShadow
@LP-MeAndMyShadow 7 лет назад
She needs to quit the METHAMPHETAMINE
@MegaBlueT
@MegaBlueT 7 лет назад
In what way?
@walterwalters154
@walterwalters154 7 лет назад
Masterful today. Keep sharp, Stephen!
@gwheyduke
@gwheyduke 7 лет назад
I was wondering what happened to Kellyann Thanks for letting us know that she had been in the state of dehydration. ;-)
@0mac0
@0mac0 7 лет назад
This is one of his best monologues. It's just wonderful. I loved every minute
@GabbyCamilleri
@GabbyCamilleri 7 лет назад
stephens monologues are my favorite
@minervaalexia6074
@minervaalexia6074 7 лет назад
Colbert is really starting to gun for Trump, and I love it. You can just see, over the months, that slow shift from 'this is ridiculous, this is actually happening' to 'you will not take my country from me, tangerine hitler'.
@dominiquegomez3071
@dominiquegomez3071 7 лет назад
J.M. Alexia 'tangerine hitler' I might use that one 😂
@LP-MeAndMyShadow
@LP-MeAndMyShadow 7 лет назад
BAK yes, flip them... we're all Russians now.
@adurga100
@adurga100 7 лет назад
J.M. Alexia 10/10
@oowaz
@oowaz 7 лет назад
what exactly interests trump about putin?
@TheIamIrving
@TheIamIrving 7 лет назад
+Sychlo Killent. McDonalds rang. You're late for your shift.
@goodgollymisspolly5163
@goodgollymisspolly5163 4 года назад
Thank you for cheering me up.
@isaac10231
@isaac10231 7 лет назад
This monologue was really really good!
@vwcarrionr
@vwcarrionr 7 лет назад
lol!!! Awesome monologue.
@anthonyjackson2987
@anthonyjackson2987 7 лет назад
I wonder when trump supporters would realized they're actually getting played, by the Donald
@AngryKittens
@AngryKittens 7 лет назад
Never. They voted for him, remember? They're the same kind of people who reply to the Prince of Nigeria.
@DragonMaiden77
@DragonMaiden77 7 лет назад
Angry Kittens it's sad but true. They're either very gullible or know he is a fool and don't want to admit to being tricked
@tlome8033
@tlome8033 7 лет назад
The audience cheered when Colbert said Comey was fired. When will you realize you're getting played by the media narrative? You are probably one of those who believed them when they said Hillary would win.
@daroe2340
@daroe2340 7 лет назад
Anthony Jackson that would involve self reflection and a little bit of humility which does not exist in these crazy fucking scumbags.
@justalostlocal
@justalostlocal 7 лет назад
Anthony Jackson OMG Hitler's audience also cheered when he killed innocent people. I see, supporters of that disgrace are losing their arguments, if they even have one to begin .
@LineWalkerPro
@LineWalkerPro 7 лет назад
On point tonight, Stephen.
@phoenixjadexo
@phoenixjadexo 7 лет назад
My fav monologue! Go Colbert!!
@tiph7742
@tiph7742 7 лет назад
As an European, every single day i just grab a Coke and some popcorn, and settle down to watch the US news. Way, way better than any TV reality show. You guys are providing endless entertainment for the rest of the world.
@contramuffin5814
@contramuffin5814 7 лет назад
Aileen O'Neill Thanks, it's our pleasure
@tiph7742
@tiph7742 7 лет назад
Babicu Tatacelu Oh, a racist misogyn! Hi there! Nice to meet you :D
@raeriques
@raeriques 7 лет назад
Aileen O'Neill I thought I was the only one who did this 😂
@lilgoober7870
@lilgoober7870 7 лет назад
Aileen O'Neill oh! a triggered pussy democrat!
@contramuffin5814
@contramuffin5814 7 лет назад
lil goober OP said she's European. Democratic party is American. You're sort of confusing the scope of things...
@jessicatsai233
@jessicatsai233 7 лет назад
"How about a special prosecutor" Me: hahaha...Yes, PLEASE
@carldavis1407
@carldavis1407 7 лет назад
Too bad Stephen couldn't have gotten McCarthy for the behind the bushes bit 😎
@laurasadowsky3430
@laurasadowsky3430 7 лет назад
You are amazing!
@cliffbulldozer5134
@cliffbulldozer5134 7 лет назад
stephen is doing a great job at containing his rage...you can tell how pissed he is
@WorstThingsEver
@WorstThingsEver 7 лет назад
Maybe Trump thinks he's hosting a new 'The Celebrity Apprentice' season and has to decide between Comey and Pence.
@blackfire18
@blackfire18 7 лет назад
Most epic eye roll ever! Well done, Anderson, brings hot dog grease to my eyes.
@arthurwatts1680
@arthurwatts1680 7 лет назад
If this is a reality show, when do we get to vote Trump off the island ??
@TheMeatballMen
@TheMeatballMen 7 лет назад
Rehydrating Kellyanne Conway still doesn't do a good job making her look alive
@BlackSun6393
@BlackSun6393 7 лет назад
They haven't found a way transplant souls yet. They have a few waiting for her they got from sacrificing patients with preexisting conditions.
@TheMeatballMen
@TheMeatballMen 7 лет назад
I'm honestly laughing out loud hahaha
@daveskerritt185
@daveskerritt185 7 лет назад
Rehydrating Kellyanne just won't work. She tries to sound intelligent, but ends up always sounding stupid trying to defend the even stupider Trump. Was her dehydration a preexisting condition? Did her insurance pay for it? Or did Trump take her insurance away before she could use it? LOL!
@pierrebegley2746
@pierrebegley2746 7 лет назад
dave skerritt She is easily one of the stupidest women alive.
@ashmitanandy
@ashmitanandy 7 лет назад
After Seinfeld, Friends, Arrested Development and HIMYM, the USA is the best sitcom right now.
@jillianhamel1183
@jillianhamel1183 7 лет назад
The hungry hungry hippos joke KILLED me. So accurate.
@DWRich17
@DWRich17 7 лет назад
The Trumped hat scene is now the number one spot on Japanese TV. "What, What, What!!!".
@mhypersonic
@mhypersonic 7 лет назад
Steven was on POINT today, every joke killed
@jakeflood9888
@jakeflood9888 7 лет назад
mhypersonic be great if he wrote them
@captlanc
@captlanc 7 лет назад
He's a writer too you know. Almost all comedians are.
@sgradone
@sgradone 7 лет назад
squallofreeves half these jokes were on comedy central video hours earlier though.
@j0a0a7
@j0a0a7 7 лет назад
Sgradone u sure are the life of the party aren't you kid...
@-Trauma.
@-Trauma. 7 лет назад
sgradone The show is actually filmed in the moring...so....yeah...
@MrBoondock1
@MrBoondock1 7 лет назад
Impeachment 2017
@karlkarlos3545
@karlkarlos3545 7 лет назад
Did you notice, Mr. Plinkett? He stole your Lincoln assassination joke - "too soon"?
@Dodovacer
@Dodovacer 7 лет назад
Haha! Good one!
@Areanyusernamesleft
@Areanyusernamesleft 7 лет назад
Colton Rhodes at this rate (58% disapproval rating, Senators and Representatives from *both* calling for an independent investigator and/or commitee, 30 different sources for leaks about it was really Trump's idea to fire Comey and he asked the DOJ to come up with justifications, etc...), Trump will be lucky to last 4 years
@josi4749
@josi4749 7 лет назад
Mr. Plinkett can you do a 'Half In The Bag' episode on Season 1 of the Trump Administration..?
@Flomkarsten
@Flomkarsten 7 лет назад
Will never happen
@Ravenzpeak
@Ravenzpeak 6 лет назад
Dept. of Justification - LOL!
@justaperson9155
@justaperson9155 7 лет назад
I just find the state of America fucking sad.
@cjasewell
@cjasewell 7 лет назад
"They even rehydrated Kellyanne Conway.”
@bringthepayne7561
@bringthepayne7561 7 лет назад
cja sewell 😂😂😂😂
@juliocabrera322
@juliocabrera322 7 лет назад
what she was in the fridge lol
@uoyredrum
@uoyredrum 7 лет назад
Reminded me of that woman on Dr. Who that was just a piece of skin stretched out that needed to be sprayed with water every few minutes.
@scarletleader5420
@scarletleader5420 7 лет назад
"moisturize me" CONWAY, Kellyanne
@catladymb1864
@catladymb1864 7 лет назад
I like the echo of Watergate... " I am not a crook". 😄😄 ✌😬✌😱✌
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