CRAZY stuff found in prison wallets 

Like how you first receive a receipt from the stores machines,but slower

lmao XD too good

Legit got Tylenol, foot long receipt just for it

Lmao

Great imagery lmaoooo

If you’ve got stomach problems it basically is both.

Well f*ck I guess

@@cryamistellimek9184 Indeed

@@cryamistellimek9184 it's been my life since I got IBS

You never done that?

@N8WulfCommander 300 hundred round drum mag fully auto

@N8WulfCommander especially a stamped steel mag... so many sharp edges

@@issstari954 with extra 1000 rounds in an ammo can

@@sovietnugget8237 5000 minim lol

Nah more like a rpg7

Yeah, he does look a bit like him, need to see him in a crashed car to be sure.

🌈

Can you just imagine getting a paper cut???

🤣🤣🤣 it was tickling his prostate

Did he have to see a doctor for a "condition" that lasted more than 4 hours?

XD

Keep calling until the battery dies 💩

HAHAHHAHAHA

Bruh you're on fire with these comments. Lmao

“How did that 10 inch gun get in there?!? That’s not mine, the wind blew it in.”

VictorySaber_CVPI you best me to it! 😂

Somebody else musta worn my butt while I was sleeping and put it in there...

Works every time. Can confirm.

Michael Davis I knife can't fell well coming out.

Ew lmao

Quinton Blake That's the easy part, going in is when it gets ya

But you got a point

Big Daddy I mean if you sheathe it then it’s just a pointy butt plug.

even worse imagine not being wrong about it lmfao

@@audreyazwell This got me so bad 😂

pretty gay xD

@@tothestars3958 thank you fr 😆

That .38. Jesus.

Its even funnier cause it a Cvs receipt which everyone knows that there are extremely long.

Those things have extreme chemicals

I guess he was just loadin everything up in a hurry and accidentally grabbed a couple extra items. . .

My guess is he was planning to use/sell as rolling paper.

People do actually mainly ones who get arrested often

Noooooooooo

Chocolate covered ramen

Only used once.....................................I'll leave now

I guarantee you someone would eat that.

*W i t h e x t r a s p i c e*

“ yeah BUTT your not going to like where it came from”

The Monotone Man me neither man

Steel dann

😂😂😂

Archiver imma just let that one sit on my brain for a while

@Archiver ☹️

Lol!

😆

He has so much money it fall out his arse

Thanks for the shitty jokes, sir.

@@FordMustangFoxbody 🤘

Literal assburgers

@@nahoj6121 🤮🤮🤮

@@nahoj6121 not with attitude

The barrel definitely went in first

Prison wallet*

Lmao

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Florida man smuggles boyfriend out of prison in prison wallet

hey never know a man in usa got caught with a fold able rocket launcher up his ass

@Dog Faced Pony Soldier they start watching cams girls w cucumber and try then get arrested

Barrel first, the cheeks do the rest.

They're preparing for when they drop the soup.

Ask my wife lmaoooo

The Zesty Viking raccoons can fit in 4 inch holes rocket the raccoon can mess you up if he wanted

I was thinking something similar when seeing that Derringer.

Science!

It really just reduces the muzzle flash.

Yep. Silent, but deadly.

Only if you use a cat, there are internet videos on how it’s done.

Don’t drop the soap

Nakamura Sora imagine if he got a paper cut

that is the best way ive evr seen the words exhaust pipe used

he wanted the coupons

😆

So you’re questioning that but ignoring that a man stored a whole KNIFE in his ass?

OH YEAAAAHHH!!! *BRRRRAAAPPPPP* NOW WHOS A BITCH, BITCH!!!

That's a shitty way to die

Everyone is talking about the gun. Who the fuck eats food that was shoved up someone's ass?

The last sound you hear is a fart

Officers: shoot the gun Then shit splatters everywhere

BOSK I like your prof pic

@@aarakocralivesmatter6643 thanks it's daddy thumb.

BOSK R E C O I L I M P U L S E

@@aarakocralivesmatter6643 that's my safe phrase when doing intense larping in mom's basement.

fort pirates lmao

Dávid Katona real donut fans will understand

The wind shoved it up my a**

The wind blew it up my ass

He must have fallen on it

@Bryan Olivas your bottom

@Clever RU-vid comment I hope you can overcome your misfortunes bud.

Prison wallet aka prison pocket

@@moseskingofteabrews2021 aka asshole

@Wayde August who's that?

I mean only in jail

@@bobthebuilder1360 Nah, drug mules sometimes take them over borders and on flights in the prison wallet.

You'd think they'd have made that a part of the DARE program.

@@RFxSukhoi if you're buying shitty Mexican brick weed, sure! Most people get weed from local growers/dispensaries these days :) That's some war on drugs anti weed shit lmao

@@bobthebuilder1360 or if you get it from a street corner dealer.

HMP Wakefield is called Monster Mansion 😂

Oh god

@@guerillagorilla4423 suffer

More wordplay than pun I think 🤔

Derriereinger 💩

junie cake

@@turk1766ayyy APS army

@@Bnnanna -F-F-F-F-F-F-FUCK YEAH

That's a Model 10.

Looks like a model 10 by the ejector rod.

If you got it from Georgia I'd sanitize it anyway just to be safe. You might also try soaking it in diesel fuel. Or lava.

i think a quick sniff would tell you if its been used or not you might get hepatitis if it was tho

I'd be concerned that if the revolver was advertised as having "browning" instead of "bluing" finish.

Not the first time he had a 10 incher up there

How though?

I guess you could say he was a 'crack' shot with that revolver.

Ouch just trying not to think about it!

I heard he had 3 speed loaders and 2 boxes of ammunition, glasses and earmuffs also. He was just going to the range and forgot his gun case.😢

"But I shot the last butt gun"

"Uurm have you got any of those standard issue marigolds left"

Hunter Barnett quick robin, shoot the butt gun at them.

You’re butthole

you are butthole

Samuel L Jackson

ReddyUp Bill Cosby

Fucking hilarious

You know which season and which episode?

All I knew of was the alien communication satellite that transmits the reality show called “Earth.”

As long as the barrel is under 12.5 inches long

That's definitely black , and definitely gonna need a lot of lube

i feel like that would be -and forgive my word choice- a bit of a stretch

*Nervously look at 20 inch upper*

Getting it back out is probably the hard part. Shouldn’t have left the mag in it.

Right was waiting to hear he had $1.37 in change too...

I guess she had crack in her pussy.

Spot on. In all seriousness, most contraband makes it into jail/prison one way, up someones butt.

@@degen83 What ever happened to some good honest bribery? Sheesh. There is nothing - and I mean nothing - I want bad enough to get it from someone's ass. Especially wings and cheeseburgers. 🤮

You and me both

I almost passed over this too... Glad I didn't.

Have u not seen Deadpool 2

NZXEagle, IKR,

Ahahahaha

Oh baby yes... I.. I mean yay donut what's your deal man

Wozers thanks for your service

Doughnut also means butthole

@@onechunkyaircraft4872 • Hah! Got a legit laugh out of me.

Bore obstructions. Smell of burning... _gunpowder_ Hard to control muzzle-flip; Surface is slippery.

Their hats obviously

Every magician's rabbit I've seen in pure white, whereas every wild one I've seen is brown. This tells me five things:- 1 - Wild rabbits have perfect shit-coloured camoflage for inserting up human asses. 2 - Magicians usually store large amounts of coke up their asses. 3 - Rabbit nail clipper manufacturers must make good profits. 4 - I have just found out that am allergic to rabbits 5 - I need to keep much more acetaminophen, antihistamines and pile cream in stock that I previously used to.

Poo doesn't stick to their fur. Haven't you ever heard the bear and rabbit crapping together in the woods joke before?

@@qtrbaked Their prison hat.

@@gordslater Yeah, that's why they tame those bunnies. Wild ones don't enjoy it very much

Yeah

She took the kids, that’s what she gets.

Bet you she was really into butt stuff with such a capacity.

At least you know she loves it in the ass, though.

Why in the world do y'all think she put it up her ass? She's female, she got a much more convenient and safer nature's pocket. Also, Maths time. We have no idea what volume the packets were, but let's just guess they were basic 1g baggies. The volume of each baggie was probaby at most 1cm3 each (even if we assume same density as water, which heroin probably isn't), which means 54cm3 in total, which is equivalent to a ball 4.7cm in diameter (which is comparable to the size of an average menstrual cup). It's not a huge thing to put up a vagina at all, in fact I'm surprised she even felt it. And this was a generous calculation assuming density of heroin being same as water (when in reality tar heroin is like a rock judging by the pictures, it's probably a lot more dense (and therefore smaller in volume)). So yeah, I doubt anything got stretched.. Aside from your imagination

Same

Smuggle a shotgun in your prison wallet. Now try and get that image out of your head

It takes practice and determination. If they only applied those same qualities to school and job maybe they wouldn't need a prison wallet

@@brendaanliker4254 Big thumbs up on that one.

I Fly Central have you gotten rid of that image of the shotgun yet?

@@Blak2001 I have plenty of more pleasant images in my head to replace that with.

"oh yeh, totally forgot about this gun i had in there, sorry sir, mistakes happens" XD

lmaoo someone probably has

No they just say it's not mine lol

Seems legit

Your an amatuer, bro i put a whole 50 bmg up there

@slartibartfast85 bruh who hurt you

slartibartfast85 Realizes most of the world problems is cause of europeons wanting helping

slartibartfast85 I agree with you actually, all these sensitive cry babies who can’t stand up for themselves so they have the government and all that censor everything and take away rights cause their scared, fuck all that. I won’t be the American that becomes a sheep, but still what I said stands, a lot of the problems are cause of EuroAsia

Rectumception?

@@pluto8404 dude I just about to reply the same thing. Commentception

You two assholes break it up and lock down!

Pretty sure the prison and the prison wallets would collapse in time and space into a orbital prison wallet...

Funnily enough, there is actually a word for that ending in - ception: intussusception.

Yup same here

Your not that bright huh?

@@mrlahey5995 mr lahey passed away....not a very bright name

@@rippertrain im an entity now i look upon all of you shitweazels

@@rippertrain i use his name so we never forget this legend btw

Survival is a powerful motivator

Usually just people shoving shit up their ass while getting pulled over trying to hide it and get money while in jail

What's your problem with after prison show, 23and1 and bounce back

i would to, i have a lot of stories from when i was a CO here in texas. from finding 20 shanks in one day, complete beatings, inmate hiding weed in a peanut butter jar in his butt, and a CO sneaking in a cell phone into the prison by hiding it in her hair bump thingy, only for it to start ringing..

1D10T Bill i would love to her those stories.

Plot twist, furry account of a DOC officer and I get the max level shitbirds

Makes it easier to hide my online life from dirtbag that talk to the morons via phone calls

Aged poorly

@@potato1841 lmao yesss

@@potato1841 wdym

Wait, just got it lmao

A pink sock

@@hatedplaya331 lol

Definitely

I'm assuming it wasn't demonetized when you watched it. I'm here to tell you that it is now.

Actually it should appeal to U-tube, they're all assholes, after all!

you're welcome lol

I thought it was on purpose but wasn’t sure lol

Lol 😂

I knew the government was watching.....

El Bolillo always 👀

I can see the FBI is staying productive

Zachattack Gaming always gotta have a balance between watching daddy donut and catching the bad guys

Dalton Chew of course

A Giant Rock just put it in your sock

It's the only way lmao

*keemstar

Juul Gang Gaming It’s in his pink sock, same thing.

The fuck I used to being liquor bottles to class without hiding it why you hiding a fuckin juul

Yea,a penis is 1 thing,but that revolver has so many protrusions like the sights,hammer,just........ *Ouch* 😣

@@Dirtbag-Hyena 😆👌

Who cares if you're gay? Should I say wow that's weird he can stuff guns up his butt btw I'm not in a relationship since none of your business

@@ArcadiaOccult Seriously bub,just like serial killers id love to interview this man. Seriously. Like,I have so many questions, im a curious sort,very much so,I truly dont get & cant grasp how he looked at that revolver and said "Yep,I think that'll fit up my ass....". Did he file all the protrusions off?? I bet he didnt do alot of moving or talking,& I cant imagine that'd be comfortable inside & out. Its not a butt plug,so I dont imagine it was fun to get in either. Like I love the study of humans & how as a society we got this far,& guys like this willing to do WHATEVER are probably a big part of advancement in human history. This guy is a prototype jail purse. We need to find out how his anus & innards work so we can come up with better measures of finding & stopping it. Soooooooo,many questions. People are/have probably made good use of that extra large purse,I can guarantee that.

@@himlolo Its not that anyone should care its the point the he has some......🤔..........Training?? In putting things up....There,& therefore has some possible insight on the subject.

It took time but he made it pretty big now

WET Lemon Pepper wing sauce..

Now you know, they are great for extra storage

I like to keep a spare mattress in there

@@goofy9697 i just shove my whole house up there

I gave you a like for your profile picture.

Colochop what 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m pretty sure everyone has done that once

CT-5736 wait you haven't?!

Colochop Sometimes i steal comments

How do you un glue

Hahahahahaha good one.

😂

Corny. Zing!

Ya

Just slightly involved

What?

Shibe Gameing look at his name

Patreon confirmed butt smuggling site

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