Creating a Better Tier List with the TF2 Weapon Generator 

That scout’s pistol at 32:27 if we took on kill literally then scout would just pee on your dead body every time he kills you using it

Imagine a flamethrower with guaranteed mini-crits on cloaked players, literally the biggest middle finger to every spy out there

Minigun for heavy On hit: 8 seconds of crits +50 max health Cons: -15 max health

Bonus Healing actually used to exist, on the Shortstop.

i think that the -55% pellets per shot thing on that engi pistol might actually mean it affects the shotgun as its downside, because of the "on wearer" thing

#0 is cracking me up because the extra jump height, knockback, and mini crits all come together to make a weapon that seems like it was DESIGNED for slapping around anyone using the parachute. Two engies with that weapon could play volleyball with a parachuting soldier or demo.

On kill: slows down enemy: it is easier to take a screenshot of a funny ragdoll before it flies away

"on wearer" means it always applies while it's in your loadout. "while deployed" means it only applies when you're holding it. Edit: Nevermind, looks like it's completely arbitrary.

I feel like that engineer pistol would just make it so your shotgun is worse

16:15 As a Medic main, this would be my SSS+ meta. The Medic has a 4-5 natural health regen. This bonesaw would boost that to 9-10 health per second, making afterburn and bleed worthless, and the degreaser's 1 damage afterburn laughable. It doesn't have "While Deployed" so this would make the Amputator's regen almost useless. The Blutsauger has a -3 health drain to counter the natural regen to make it balanced. The Bonesaw regen would completely negate the Blutsauger's downsides and give back the Medic's 4-5 regen, basically making the Blutsauger a straight upgrade. Imagine a Battle Medic running into a control point with the Blutsauger, this bonesaw and a another Medic boosting him with the Kritzkrieg, spraying needles and clearing out the entire point without losing overheal due to regaining so much health so fast, as well as already being healed by another medic. The only hope would be crit-boosted enemy, a a backstab, or god forbid a random crit. And I didn't even get to the "Regain full health on kill" part... This also doesn't have random crits disabled. This would be SSS+ for all Battle Medics everywhere. It could even go 50/50 with the übersaw... maybe even surpass it? (Not to mention mini-crit damage to marked-for-death players, so the rare Escape Plan soldier charging in as a last resort is a confirmed kill.)

I love how it’s called balance when the weapons have a 50 50 to be trash or to op as hell

The new bow for the sniper has actually inspired me. If I were making weapons for the game, I would turn it into a crossbow with automatic reloading system but I would make the switching time even slower and would add the downside "Can't pick up ammo while deployed" so that after shooting the 9 arrows sniper would have to slowly switch to something else to refill it.

"it's like schrodinger's headshot"

Honestly if weapon 15 actually instead of applying Jarate on hit just caused a Jarate explosion on kill I could see it being really interesting mechanically.

Popular opinion: The Diamondback is a better version of the Ambassador.

I feel like that pistol would just have a 50% chance to not fire per shot (doesn’t use ammo on fail)

"the ambassador is meta" When was this recorded

"Guaranteed minicrits on players marked for death" The minicrits have minicrits

*Is literally a direct upgrade* ''It isn't the Ubersaw so it isn't SSS Tier'' Lmao

the 18th is just almost a direct upgrade because -15 hp almost nothing and if you are at very low healt and pull this out the medic will gain uber faster than sonic

I really like these. It would be even better if you or the generator came up with names for these items instead of needing numbers for the tier list. For example: #2 could be the Power Flop #3 could be the Nataschsmol, etc

Is there a way to make a server that uses something like this to change the stats of your weapon? Like, every time you respawn you get new stats.

15:15 *looks at gameplay* A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

I think the head shot rocket launcher would be like the direct hit?

For 11, don't worry about the explosion, the crit is entirely based on if the rocket hits the head. Explosions crit only if the shot itself crits... meaning if you hit one person in the head... everyone near them takes crit splash damage.

Every time he says "holy crap" I add "Lois" to the end in my head lol.

with #12 you could have a sticky jumper that you can use as a sticky bomb launcher (the 80% explosive resistance makes you almost invincible to your stickies while sticky jumping)

16:10 not to mention on engineer he can equip the gunslinger to completely negate the downside

12 is basically a direct upgrade to the sticky jumper

8:44 I think the fact that number 3 says on wearer it would mean the shotgun you have equipped (unless you have a rescue ranger equipped) would half the pellets you shot as a trade off because you have a really good pistol so you’re shotgun is nerfed in exchange

for number 19: you could w+m1 to find the cloaked spy and then swap to the axe and minicrit them sorta like a worse axetiguisher combo

23:30 “why” bro, dude was eying to admire a t posed heavy painting, don’t interrupt him...

I like to imagine 11 is like a ballista, shoots one large arrow. could be usable in medieval mode, too.

18 is actually an A, S or SSS weapon, the regen is always but the medic/dispenser heal penalty is only while you have Heavy's melee weapon out. Since heavy spends most of his time with a ranged weapon out, most of the time you can get healed.

Weapon #11 is basically just main concept of the direct hit on crack

Weapon #2 (the one after #1) honestly gave me the interesting idea of- what if you had an axe (or other weapon, maybe best-suited for medic, but idk, whatever class it worked best on) where it healed you at a rate, and could even overheal you naturally (however, of course had a much slower healing rate than the medi-gun), however- it'd *very* much lower your ability to be healed by medics, if not completely nullify it, *but*, it'd give you mini-crit damage against those that are being healed/those that are overhealed (though you could probably take a considerable amount of damage about anybody not over-healed). So essentially, it'd help to counter pockets, by being your own mini-pocket, and doing extra damage to them, however you're more vulnerable to those that aren't being pocketed. (I had the idea of maybe making it a medic weapon cause then you could name it to something like "the third opinion") (or if it's on the pyro, it could be called something like "the heal cutter", and it'd probably have a small pack on the pyro's back to let other's know about the pyro's overheal, or they'd only be able to get it when it's out).

"How easy it is to avoid" when talking about environmental damage as players *always* seem to walk into the saws because???

Here's an Idea for a Medigun: Pros: + Passive healing: You can either heal allies by standing near them, or by right-clicking them while they are close. + You can attack while your patient is being healed + You don't have to hold the medigun to heal allies, meaning you can again, shoot while healing + 20% faster switch rate (You can switch to this "weapon" faster than normal) Cons: -25% slower Ubercharge rate -15% slower heal rate

The engi pistol with "-55% pellets per shot on wearer" implies that it affects your shotgun because it says "on wearer" (always active for any weapon) rather than "while deployed" (only active while the weapon with this modifier is active) additionally, "5% ammo pool while deployed" means that the max ammo wont increase until you actually switch to it, effectively giving you the same amount until you pick up more ammo after you switched, although that isnt too difficult to do if your dispenser is nearby. it will also go away when you switch away from the pistol it would become a good pistol to use with the rescue ranger (assuming it doesnt round it down to 0 pellets) but pretty bad for all the other shotguns because it makes them really bad at dealing damage

18 would be an uber building tool in highlander hold while getting to mid switch off just before get fully overhealled and run to cover if the medic goes down and heal for another attack that would probably be meta

It is me, the weapon enjoyer

25:54 Well, obviously the way it would work is if the rocket itself hits the enemy's head it would be a headshot.

This should be a series

For the 0 weapon, it would be like the Eureka-Jag rollout. You use it to put a teleporter somewhere you usually can't reach, then build your nest there with a normal wrench. It could be meta on some maps, but not really as main wrench.

Dude that pistol for engineer with the rescue ranger: you no longer die to one unlucky pill from a demo while hauling

10:45 Demoman: **running for his life** This guy: **talking quietly about pyro**

"If you're standing in the buzz saw, don't stand in the buzz saw" -Great Blue

0 definitely would have like, some spring loaded thing on it, with the implication that the engi uses the spring to jump higher, along with using the spring to add knockback to his weapon

37:26 yeah um those gloves are literally the opposite of what hes saying I mean its very important to note that it says "while deployed" basically making these gloves a "never use but equip for health regen"

18 is amazing, heavy now gets passive health regen and only doesn't get healed when he pulls out the glove. That should be A-S as while the 15 less health does suck... but 4x4 = 16 or in 4 seconds it undoes that.

26:22 you could give rockets, pills, and other explosives miniscule chip damage to overhaul the system. If the rocket pings the head for 1 then it gets the crit explosion. Also giving the sticky jumper and rocket jumper a way to annoy people more is definitely something that has no way to back fire at all

6:29 Memers would probably use this while pocketed by a quick fix medic

"If you're standing in the buzzsaw, DON'T stand in the buzzsaw" is the best thing I've heard all year, thank you Great Blue

I tried this and got a demmoman sword that Pros: +40% reach melee Cons: -10 max Health But the sword already reaches so...Lance?

Weapon 6 name: *Blast Protection 3*

the headshotting rocket launcher would use the same hit system as the huntsman. it would be an even more extreme version of the direct hit. except instead of being able to aim low to hit the ground and get some splash, you are encouraged to aim for the head, with a much higher chance of whiff. the damage done to the player would be determined by what hitbox the rocket collides with to trigger the explosion. it doesnt say it does more damage just to the head, it says on head shot. Ultimately I would put it at C-D, as it reduces your health by half, plus the vulnerability, so you would have an effective health of 75, but if you can nail someone in their upper hit box, theyre instantly dead. High risk, High reward glass cannon soldier.

A new melee concept for scout Name, "Teni's Tennis Racket!" Pros +29 health on kill +39 health when crit or headshot with the tennis ball Cons, you start out with only 77 health, -7 ball reach, +71 Fire vulnerablearty on wearer

I think that the headshoting rocket launcher would work by if the rocket itself hits the opponent's head hitbox then it is considered a headshot and will cause the resulting explosion to crit.

9:43 OH MY GOD, I have the perfect name: *"The Hot Glu Gunn"*

Number 13's name should be 'The Glaswegian smile', and it should be a small piece of jagged glass with a cloth wrapping for a hilt.

weapon 11 feels kinda a ballista for the soldier, like shooting arrows... (it would be nice, it will give soldier a medieval primary option)

weapon 7 be like "you think ubersaw crits were bad? Well, how about more consistent crits, and you heal the medic for daring to approach him."

This is by far the funniest one I got because it sounds like something Valve would have released back in the day: A new scattergun for the Scout: Pros: +45% damage on wearer Cons: No random crits

Honestly, despite all of the big numbers and ridiculous stats in this video, I think the headshot rocket launcher is the funniest generated weapon here. Maybe it's because it's almost a good enough approximation of a functional weapon that the headshot stat is a good juxtaposition, but I just love the mental image of doming someone on the head with a fucking rocket and instantly crocketing them to super hell. It completely flips the way a rocket launcher is used on its head, while also not stopping you from just using it like a normal rocket launcher. It's just a normal-ass rocket launcher, except also sometimes you can pull the big funny on someone.

14:15 so that's what lazy purple used to tank all those rockets in how it feels to play engi

The game considers arrows to deal the bullet damage type behind the scenes (and actually has significant impact in MVM if you take bullet resistance upgrades), so I would reinterpret anything that messes with arrow damage resist/vulnerability as actually referring to bullet damage.

Weapon #1 the scout pistol would only deal 15% more damage with the minicrits because cloaked spies get a 20% damage reduction, but the minicrit icon would still screw them ober

A brief note on number 18: The lack of bonus healing only occurs when deployed. The number if times a medic is healing a heavy while he has his gloves out is minimal to begin with, so he could just sit on his minigun and still recieve full healing, only switching to the gloves if his medic dies. That way he can regen health and still moderately defend himself at the same time. I'd love to see it in game!

6 is broken on Engineer, his main weakness is explosive classes and that’s practically gone with only stickies posing a threat to your buildings because you can just block every other explosive by just standing in its path Lazypurple style

This tier list videos really just put me to sleep different, fantastic stuff

Strange how it says on kill when "on kill: slows down enemy" would mean they die, but in slow motion

25:36 The Schrödinger's Headshot would actually be a pretty good name for a sniper primary

27:00 alternative stats to this- +Headshots do minicrit damage +% projectile speed (whatever value is balanced) -No explosive aoe Basically, soldier is shooting rocket propelled arrows. Extreme version of direct hit.

#11: Rocket that deals critical hits on headshot will probably uses the hitbox for the huntsman arrows and replaces the default explosion with a crit explosion if a headshot is detected 1) The stats shows still allow for random crits and crit boosting. 2) the critical property, as I read it, implies that it could apply to the explosion and not *just* the one target being hit I would say that this is a direct upgrade to stock

18 got done dirty, it was only while deployed mate.

Eleven had me on the floor, rolling and laughing. My sides hurt.

34:08 The way I interpreted the "charged shots decapitate victims" stat was that if you hit an enemy with a fully charged arrow (with 70% faster charge speed, mind you), even if it's a bodyshot, it will decapitate and instantly kill them

One thing about the jarate pistol, it doesn’t say how long the jarate lasts. In fact, it just says it douses them, which when taken literally would mean the jarate just wouldn’t wear off.

15:15 can we just talk about that demo in the gameplay’s Absolutely Safe Zone

17:35 is a triple S in both Medieval mode and MVM. Especially MVM. You can pair with one Fan o War scout, and eviscerate entire waves while being practically invincible, and with 3 Über canteens, fully invincible for the big guys. And a full swing speed? God, the übersaw might not be needed. Just a Med and a Scout.

24:57 would be 'I guess' strangely good in MVM, since you don't see giant robots intentionally trying to dodge your rockets. The arrow vulndurability doesn't make any change, since you don't see a random sniper running at you expecting not to die immediantly, if it didn't have the -50 max health, I'd call it an S. It's like the Cow Mangler, it has a cool mechanic, but it's basically just the stock rocket launcher.

those gloves are great, they provide you with self healing, while you have them in your HANDS, you can't be overhealed, and fall damage deals the tiniest bit more. GREAT for uber.

I have an idea based off of #5 12:05 Pros: An axe that has guaranteed critical hits against players that are marked for death +10% movement speed while in air (jumping boosts you in the direction you're moving slightly) +10% range Cons: 5 seconds of -30% movement speed when a marked enemy is killed 10 second loss of in-air speed boost when a marked enemy is killed 50% slower swing speed

26:00 Way easier to just say that if the rocket hits the head (Not the explosion) then the rocket AND it's explosion do critical damage.

Weapon 3 could be a pistol with a large barrel, allowing it to shoot shotgun rounds.

27:02 the glassiest of cannons I also think this would work by if a certain radius of the explosion hit the head is a headshot

32:12 lmao that tamaki spray

0:00 Troll-Engi goes to other level of evolution

15:00 imagine this weapon in class wars, demo or soldier against scout will be impossible and engineers will be more of a nightmare to deal with.

With #6, that 90% resistance would allow scouts/engies to survived a full 8 sticky trap at max ramp up and still enough health to tank a pill after and still live

15:29 combat enginners dream

I believe that number 11 could work by using the hit detection of the Huntsman and having an explosion spawn where the arrow would have stuck in the target/environment. Something like an explosive arrow, but shot from a rocket launcher. Yes, I know this video has been out for a long time.

New revolver for the Spy: Pros: +5% Falling damage resistance +35% Environmental resistance Cons: Take 100% mini crits +250% Fire vulnerability +50% Environmental resistance

Call that head shot rocket launcher the mind blower.

That piss-pistol would totaly be SSS+ Not only does it make it so you just deal infinite min-critz with it but imagine just spamming piss from range on the entire enemy team

35:30 This bow would be awesome to pair with one of the back items for sniper. Since it already has -75% wep switch speed but helps fill the role of the smg anyways, you really don't need one. But having the passive bonuses from the back items would be great. You might be able to dual a pyro very well with the darwin's danger shield, or you could stack your regen all the way up to 9 health per second with cozy camper! With the bonus charge speed, this would also quickly enable the no flinching passive too!

Hi, this is quite random, but I found this little package of stats using the randomizer you used, and it actually made sense to me. Here it is. A new syringe gun for the Medic: Pros: +50 max health On kill: Uber percentage +65% jump height while deployed Guaranteed critical hits on mini-crit boosted players Cons: +100% fall damage vulndurability on wearer -85% weapon switch on wearer

33:19 Imagine firing this into the enemy team allowing your teammates to clear them out. A support pistol.

Schrodinger’s headshot was not a term I expected to hear today, or any day, for that matter.

8:13 HOLD ON AGAIN! You could interpret it as the pistol shooting shotgun shells and shooting 55% less pellets than the stock shotgun