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Theo as always “iv cooked” and has indeed not cooked

Tom saying Godfrey after laughing at everyone else is something else. He is 4th choice centre back and 3rd choice right back

Theo - "Ive Cooked" Actually left the fork in the bowl before putting it in the microwave

They have to pussyfoot around Theo because he genuinely takes everything to heart. Can't even tell the bloke he's shite without him looking on the verge of tears

Lewis “I couldn’t find any Right Backs that I like” 30 seconds later puts 2 right backs in his back 4 😂😂 He’s on mars

tom and reev pissing themselves at every one of theos picks never gets old 🤣

Tom saying Godfrey is a stinker he’s been so poor

Theo’s list stank the gaff out yet again 😭😭😭

No Ogbene shouts? Mad!

Theo had genuinely never heard of Issa Kabore had he, never played centre back in his life

Nico Williams plays left back/ left wing for Wales

Godfrey ahead of Tarkowski as an Everton pick is CRIMINAL

Tom laughing at Coleman and picks fucking Ben Godfrey 🤣🤣🤣

Kabore isn't going down anyways, he's a City player on loan

branthwaite and murillo should be every ones centre backs

Shocking that Pickford wasn’t picked he’s literally the best keeper in the bottom 6

chongs gotta be lewis fav player thats never played for newcastle 😂😂😂

Toms is easily the best team, Theo’s makes me wonder how on earth he’s on a football podcast

Honestly, Theo's team is absolutely HONKING 😂😂 Coleman, Charlie Taylor and Kabore in the back 4 is absolutely criminal - would struggle in the championship that 😂

"but, if we don't" we all knew they would. 😂😂

lewis not having onana is the only w he's ever taken. Onana has been one of the reasons we're in this mess

Thanks for putting me in your team Tom mate

As an Everton fan I simply do not understand how Amadou Onana gets in these teams. Do people watch football anymore? Or do they just listen to twitter tacticos yapping about his “unique profile.” Yes he is quick, tall and strong but that doesn’t take away from the fact he is poor in almost facet of the game. He ONLY excels in aerial duels and long passing. Aside from that stats show he is below average in almost every aspect of the game, not to mention he also fails the eye test. Idrissa Gueye is still superior and he can barely move. People need to watch football before forming their opinions rather than just listening to twitter accounts like “InvertTheWing.”

Theo cooked a rustlers burger. He burned it in the microwave. Theo didn’t cook

theos 11 reeks 😭

I was half expecting Theo to say “right! In goal, Allison”

I think having an overlay visual of the teams would be good

4:59 He did reply 😂

6:58 John Eustace played Chong as a centre mid like every game last season

Best XI for this would be: GK: Jordan Pickford. LWB: Alfie Doughty. LCB: Jarrad Branthwaite. CB: Murillo. RCB: James Tarkowski. RWB: Issa Kabore. LCM: Vinicius Souza. RCM: Morgan Gibbs-White. LW: Callum Hudson-Odoi. RW: David Datro Fofana. ST: Elijah Adebayo.

Mine would be GK: Pickford RB: Jayden Bogle Cb: Beyer Cb:Branthwaite LB: Doughty ( i know hes a lwb) CDM: Onana CM: Barkley CAM: Gibbs White LW: Odoi St: Fofana RW: Elanga Bench: Kaminski Dara o’shea Hamer Souza There’s 3 from each team there. I would add to the bench Murillo Mykolenko Awonyi Mcneil Odobert Archer

Cant believe theo said that with a straight face

my guy put holgate wow

Tbf Tom should have the best knowledge of the skill difference between the prem and championship😂

Williams literally plays left back so that’s a good shout from Lewis

how the fucks tom got away with the godfrey pick 😂😂

as an everto fan, that godfrey shout is horrendous. and pickford should be the firstplayer in that team

How these guys have football related podcast, I will never understand...

Tom Garret calling Vitinho a stinker shows he ain’t got a clue what’s going on

Facts on Hamer, as per only Tom has ball knowledge below the top half of prem teams

My Too Good XI (I'm using players from 15th to 20th place teams): GK: Kaminski (Luton) RB: Bogle (Sheffield Utd) CB: Murillo (Forest) CB: Tarkowski (Everton) LB: Doughty (Luton) CM: Sander Berge (Burnley) CM: Doucoure (Everton) CAM: Ross Barkley (Luton) RW: Mbeumo (Brentford) ST: Chris Wood (Forest) LW: Elanga (Forest)

I don’t know why I’m always surprised at how bad Theo’s ball knowledge is 😂

Coleman😂😂😂😂 Charlie Taylor 😂😂😂😂😂

Dele Alli should be in there. I know he's barely played but the guy had a £100m price tag a few years back.

Does Theo cook with the oven off?

Ben Godfrey 💀

Theo cooked popo

Theo’s team would beat Derby’s record.

Where’s your highlights for the Arsenal game bois….? 😂😂

When Lewis’s team isn’t the worst you know you’ve fucked up

why’s tom keeping godfrey. the guy has barley started this season 😂

Hamer and awoniyi 👌

I don’t think these guys have ever properly answered a simple prompt

Kabore is is great but a cb in a 2 is crazy

Holgate has lost by 5 goals or more 3 times this season, for 2 different clubs. That says it all

James McAtee isn't bad tbf and he's on loan from City so defo needs a shout

Surprised Cole palmer ain’t on the list

DWIGHT MCNEIL GUYS

Is no one going to point out the fact that when Sheffield go down brereton Diaz goes back to Villarreal?

Mine; Pickford Doughty Murillo Branthwaite Holgate Onana Barkley Gibbs-White Elanga Morris Amdouni

GK-Pickford LB-Doughty CB-Mee CB-Branthwaite RB-Vitinho CDM- Onana CM-Barkley CM-Gibbs-White LW- Eze ST-Toney RW-Olise

Kaminski Godfrey Ahmedhodzic Branthwaite Doughty Onana Barkley Hamer Gibbs White Awoniyi Brereton Diaz Playing a diamond, somehow ended up with 3 Sheff Utd players but think it’s a good team nonetheless

Chris wood didn’t get relegated

I'm surprised Lewis didn't pick any Newcastle players.

Awoniyi is good but a sick note, wood is too valuable for us atm

Tom saying hamer is shed united top goal scorer. He has 3 goals in the league🤣🤣 bereton Diaz already has 4 goals in 8 and absolutely slaughtered Theo and Lewis for picking him.

Tom saying Godfrey over Tarky 💀💀😭

Where tf is the reaction to Arsenal getting THRASHED out of the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE??? 😂😂😂

Why Theo and reev both used our average players😂😂(Burnley)

Kaminski, Doughty, Barkley the three stand-outs for Luton; honourable mention Adebayo, Kabore, Osho & Chong all had moments. Muric doesn't make it for Burnley but a shout out for him as he's actually been decent since being put back in. I think Jacob Brun Laarsen is too good to go down, as well in Viti. For Sheff, I think Hamer & Bogle could both do well in a Prem team, but Bogle misses out for the other defenders. At Notts, definitely MGW, Murillo and a rogue shout of Gio Reyna on loan. Should be too good to go down. Everton has Pickford, but I think Kaminsky's been better. Branthwaite out and out the best young talent, but Onana & Mykolenko have been class, as well as Tarkowski. Overall, I think I'd rather have Doughty over Myko so that I can have... Dwight McNeil. Overall: GK - Kaminski [Honourable Mention: Pickford & Muric] LB - Doughty [Honourable Mention: Mykolenko] LCB - Branthwaite RCB - Murillo [Honourable Mention: Osho] RB - Vitinho [Honourable Mention: Bogle] CDM - Onana CM - Hamer CM - Gibbs-White F9 - Barkley RW - Gio Reyna [Honourable Mention: Bruun Larsen] LW - Dwight McNeil

Kudos to Tom for Taiwo, Murillo and MGW inclusion

I’m sorry this might be the last time I watch pitch side Coleman and Taylor full backs with Kabore at centre half is theo alr . Tom picking Godfrey is ball knowledge

david datro fofana is on loan from chelsea so technically he wont go down

Theo had an absolutely atrocious time this week. Bro was getting owned in every segment

diaz has more goals than hamer 💀

Kabore the right wing back in a back 2 🤣🤣🤣

I’m 1000% convinced theo has to be joking about his team???? Surely ??!! Please???

i thought theo was taking the piss

The disrespect on Chris wood is so stupid 13 goal contributions in 15 starts and the best shot conversion rate in the prem since 2010

Holgate might be one of the worst shouts I’ve ever heard

Theo is acting like when your girlfiend is pissed at you but won't tell you why

Ask any Everton fan and we’d pick coleman over Godfrey. Toms had a stinker there🤣

Tarkowski is Everton’s best defender 😂

Pickford Mengi Murillo Branthwaite Bogle Hamer Onana Doughty Gibbs white Barkley Awoniyi

Pickford, mengi, murillo, braithwaite, doughty, onana, barkley, hamer, elanga, gibbs white, archer is best

Think Tom is getting Kabore mixed up with Osho. Kabore is on loan from city so can’t play. Osho was the one who had a stinker in the cup match.

Mason Holgate is the worst defender I have ever seen play for Southampton. He should be nowhere near any XI of any sort

Fofana can't go down he's on loan from Chelsea

GK: Pickford CB: Mengi CB: Murrillo CB: Branthwaite CDM: Souza CM: Cullen CM: Barkley CAM: Gibbs-white LW: McNeil ST: Adebayo RW: Elanga

Theo’s ball knowledge is so so bad for someone who does this shit full time 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

GK Pickford (EVE) RB Murillo (NOT) CB Tarkowski (EVE) CB Branthwaite (EVE) LB Doughty (LUT) CM Hamer (SHE) CM Barkley (LUT) AM Gibbs White (NOT) RW Ogbene (LUT) ST Awonyi (NOT) LW Koleosho (BUR) Sangare, Onana could be in this aswell. Diaz, Kabore, Assignon all on loan so not really getting relegated

How can you have godfrey over coleman 😂

kinda sad theo left waffling for getting roasted by Tom at least with waffling is more light hearted

Theo’s team was actually hilariously bad

Tom is actually clueless

Kaminski Tarkowski Branthwaite Murilo Williams Onana Barkley Doughty Gibbs-White Brereton Díaz Awoniyi

Charlie Taylor is defo prem level. Great shout.

Where’s toney?

Hamer has scored 3 diaz has 4

As a Burnley fan got to say Theo's pick of Charlie Taylor is way better then reevs Vitinho Taylor been one of our best players and Vitinho is the worst defender I've ever seen in my life