Cringy Mormon Moments 

Too funny! Last time I checked, sugar cookies and soda were NOT made of beans that are packed with antioxidants and healthy oils...🤔 hahahaha!🤣

I always thought that was funny. Coffee has proven health benefits but you can't drink it. This can of acid full of addictive sugar? Sure!

But also my parents who converted to LDS from Catholicism and craved coffee all the time 🤷🏻‍♂️💩

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I came to the comment section to say this, but you beat me to it. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

No but seriously tho? 🤔

HAHAHA ded ☠️☠️☠️

“Loophole” while discussion the law of chastity… pun intended. Lol

Garfunkel and Oats have joined the chat.

Mmmm maybe not. Oh shiz that was intended for my loophole.

This place needs a tip jar that says "Just a tip. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels." 😂

@@billcook4768 Haha!

I hate this is there no escaping big companies who destroy our planet?

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are mormons allowed to drink coke? this brown lemonade with coffein?

@@hansberger4939 no. But there is caffeine free coke. Which I think they could drink since caffeine is basically why they can't drink soda.

Yeah, but it's the devil's beans.

@@MatthewSmith-pv6gd And every time you let one rip, a demon gets his horns!

Maybe next temple recommend interview I could answer yes I keep the WOW and only drink heated bean water😭🤣😂

vs heated nut water which is apparently somehow better and all part of the WoW

@@mylesmarkson1686 I'll let one rip just for this reason 😂😂

YES!! 😂 Lex is so popular, and well known, she should totally email them and suggest this to them. I bet they'd totally flip their collective shit. If they responded she could do a video for all of us to have a wonderful laugh over their response.

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Evangelical Christians do this too. They have a Fall Festival with costumes and candy. But it’s not Halloween. Insert eye roll.

I remember that!

Yes!! Yep

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Christmas is also pagan. All of it!

Totally agree 👍

Same with me, i lasted (don't know how) about ten years, hating it to death until i realized I didn't have to and yup, depression went away and I'm happy, more than ever before.

what made you convert? glad you're happier now :)

My head kept thinking Knock-offee

"Postum" was the thing I grew up seeing -- it's malted barley instead of coffee beans. This stuff isn't the first by far!

I love Postum I wish it was easier to get and I drink coffee too

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I mean it is one of the standardized temple recommend questions. Any bishop that doesn't consider drinking tea or coffee a disqualifying "sin" isn't following the established program.

Exactly.

@Jessica Bolles according to LDS doctrine, yes. And unless once sealed, if you divorce for any reason, like say the husband was horribly abusive or cheated on you, unless you go through a very lengthy and involved difficult process of getting "unsealed", you are forever sealed to him in heaven, where he can and will have multiple wives. LDS heaven includes having sex and sending those spirit babies down to earth to be born into physical bodies. And even if you remarry, unless you are unsealed from first husband, when you die you will be forever married to your former abusive husband and forever making babies with him to send to earth. As many times as a man marries on earth and is sealed to he keeps in heaven. Naturally, women don't keep as many husbands as she has married and divorced. Polygamy is very much still part of LDS doctrine in the afterlife, and of course, as it was in the Bible, it is entirely men having multiple wives, and never a wife with multiple husbands.

👏👏👏👏👏 I'm sorry, but everyone who has had an NDE says the same thing-we become one with God. No friends, no family. My mom said He is "a pool of liquid gold so bright it would burn our eyes. Radiating bliss, knowing me completely. He engulfed me." So, sorry Mormons. There ARE no "levels", there ARE no "wives". The euphoria and bliss of being "engulfed" by God FAR surpasses what any dang WIFE could do for ya!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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So is it Postum?

Change IT To Christianity

And Covert

Growing up Mormon, a mission was not a choice, like baptism for an 8 year old.

@@kennethd.9436 Except I was able to tell my parents at 19 I wouldn't be going on a mission and they accepted it (true, the expectation was I would and they were very surprised when I said no). Saying no at 8 would not have been accepted.

@@enderstc Glad you felt safe telling your parents that you wouldn’t go on a mission. I have benefited from going on a mission learning another language, but also lost time completing a degree and work opportunities.

Yes-and coffee, tea and alcohol all have some great health benefits. People who consume 1-2 cups of coffee or tea daily live longer. People who drink 1 glass of wine daily live longer too. For Christ's sake, the Savior drank wine, folks!🤦‍♀️🤣

Glad you rebelled, my wife refused the be baptized growing up and dealt with all the stares that came with that choice. Now she's out of course being an adult

🤣🤣🤣 Rediculous. Totally unedumacated. Sugar is WAY more addictive than caffine!🤣🤣🤣

Mountain Dew has caffeine in it.

An edited version of Goodfellas would have been like 3 and a half minutes long.

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👏👏👏👏 CLASSIC!!!

I never heard the "avoid the appearance of evil" bit until I lived in Utah. I always found that strange. I still hang out at bars with me mates, I still go to various parties that have Alcoholic drinks and I just hang with my friends. You don't have to "avoid the appearance of evil" just don't do evil things 😂🤣 Jesus went to the Publicans and the sinners to preach, many saw him as corrupt for this... I'm not saying I'm better than anyone else, just saying that we should stop thinking about what mortals think about us and find what God thinks about our decisions. I hope this made sense..

@@mrvoss2485 I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in any of that, but I get your point. Sadly, there a lot of christians and Mormons who wouldn't agree with you, that sucks because that pushes people to try to be more and more "perfect for the Lord", and that's just too much pressure.

I thought Holland was one of the better ones when I was in the church too. After leaving, Ive seen that hes actually one of the more manipulative.

@@romanj5256 He even cried right on cue!

Hold up, I actually agree that empathy should not be mistaken for advocacy. You can accept something without agreeing with it.

@@peterrosqvist2480 My sister is lesbian and wants to get married one day, partially because the church talks quite a bit about how great marriage is. It would be the opposite of empathy if I were to vote for lawmakers who want her right to marry revoked. Voting to protect that is empathy-based advocacy. Protecting gay marriage does not affect me positively or negatively, but if I voted for someone who wanted that right taken away, how would that be anything but an act of hate against my sister? No amount of telling my sister I love her would ever make up for that attack on her rights. I can’t support organizations that donated millions to the fight against gay marriage over the years and has never apologized for that, so that’s why I left the church.

@@BrazoFuerteProd I agree that homosexual marriage should be legal, I'm pointing out that empathy and agreeing are different from each other. You can disagree with someone's actions and still have empathy for them.

I grew up SDA too! If you ever wanted to know who truly cared about you in the church, just have something bad happen. They clear out real quick, but not before being judgemental.

Her facial expressions are priceless too 😂

I love milk

Honey Milk

That's the first thing I thought when I saw the picture, that they were polyamorous. And since it's well known that people don't really read the bios but just swipe on the photos, I think they'd get some interest.

There are so many Mormon horn-dogs out there who I'm sure sneak on Tinder under fake-names all the time!

Maybe they need a third to be the jumper for their soaking sessions?

Also, how do they know we didn’t take it up with the lord, and the load told us to post on social media about it?

I hate you feel that way. :-(.

Wait... So Christianity ISN'T a religion???

@@mylesmarkson1686 i think they mean organized religion, like specific churches

To be fair, some of those are patrons who see the video early 😂

That's an oxymoron. Swingers are married

an 8 year old will NOT say no for fear of losing their family's love and also they are given gifts and are the center of attention like a super special birthday party

At least Lutherans are allowed to drink coffee... and beer!

I love Pero. I grew up drinking Pero.

You should re-join. Mormonism is a complete crock but Orthodoxy is actually genuine (and I’m not Orthodox)

Why would you want a Civic...bc Lambos use way too much gas lol.

Still waiting for "kosher ham"...

Without beer we wouldn’t have civilization. Some Mesopotamian person thousands of years ago discovered that fermented wheat gives you a nice buzz and decided to cultivate it. It lead to farming and later urbanization. Without beer we wouldn’t have the internet.

I'm a Starbucks barista in Utah lol. We get yelled at by people who didn't even request that we make their drink without coffee all the time, so usually we just ask

@@shyanneblankenship4965 Their attitude must be all "Of course we want our drink without coffee. What state do you think we live in?!?"

@@mylesmarkson1686 exactly lol

I wouldn't trust that "banana bread" either!