Cumtown: King Kong and Forrest Gump 

“When I was hungry, I ate. When I was tired, I slept. When I had to go….you know….I went” - Forrest Gump

Stav: Run a marathon = MAGIC

Stav being so fat he believes you need magic to be able to run long distances has been so funny since I first heard it.

The funniest thing about this bit is there is literally a line in Forrest Gump where he says "I stopped to sleep and eat of course"

A serious contender for Stav’s fattest moment

How are we gonna go on without bits like "that ret*rd is magic" and "I'm angry because you didn't buy me breakfast"

He literally explains to that old hole on the bench that he ate when he was hungry and slept when he was tired and took a dump when he had to.

"why doesn't Batman ever brush his teeth?"

Greece can always claw its way out of the crippling debt hole it's in. But this... Stav set their culture back 1000 years.

They obviously didn’t pay attention to the movie because Forrest Gump addresses the bathroom and sleep breaks directly 😂

I really appreciate these videos. Thanks for making them and sharing.

Thank god for these videos because now people on the Tokyo subway think I’m into soccer and not just some gay guy

I love the insane bass boost. Really adds to the experience

Stav has reached peak fatness.... He believes jogging long distances is actual magic like fire ball spells 😂😂

My favorite part of this is that they do address the breaks lol

Holy shit stav AMBIGUITY

"It's cartoon characters . . ."

I actually think I understand Stav’s question, to some extent, and it sort of makes sense. Like is he really doing the stuff or is he just telling stories

Stav really is the worst when it comes to movies. Just, the worst takes a human being can bring to any sense of criticism.

I’m surprised none of them mentioned that he was a running back at alabama and implied to be their best player.

Stav has the mentality of a child when it comes to movies. He needs cartoons to explain things to him and thinks Forrest Gump is based on a real person. With that level of mental disability Stav should see if he is capable of running across America with no breaks.

the fact that the only thing stav questioned in the entire movie is a guy exercising is just comedy gold

In the movie forest narrates and literally says "when i was hungry, i ate, when i was tired, i slept, and when i had to use restroom....well"

I love these intellectuals debating

It’s a thought provoking question

Forrest didn't go full retard. He had magic in his side .

It's like they're trying to set a land speed record for being wrong

Missed the scene where Gump explained.

FELIX OUTTA NOWHERE

5:38 was actually a deep question...

In the movie they say that Forest Gump stops only to sleep, so Stav's whole rant was completely pointless lmao.

Gateshead vs Fleetwood Town...

Stavs Baltimore accent sometimes sounds like a speech impediment

Nick is actually a pretty smart dude lol

Jungle gump

I heard that the movie explains how Forrest Gump ran across the.. SNOOOOORRREEEEEEE

"That level of ambiguity" was too high for Stav. Not seeing every time Forrest Gump stopped to eat or sht. He was definitely lying about "not being tuned in" to the movie, he just didn't watch lmao he ended up ruining a bit set-up. Stav was such a try-hard sometimes

Holy shit 😂

Im with stav on the running thing, i was under the impression that he did not stop

the funny thing is he’s right

I hate that fucking movie

"Oh that's just Forrest, the local idiot"

Umm, actually, all apes are monkeys but not the other way around.