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Theory Liker and Non-Epidemiologist Philomena Cunk explains.
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@blueberry7899
@blueberry7899 4 года назад
The medias trying to cover that up - because it simply isnt true. Omg the lines and delivery are so perfect
@matthewbartsh9167
@matthewbartsh9167 Год назад
It was "just because it isn't true". 0:19
@blueberry7899
@blueberry7899 Год назад
@@matthewbartsh9167 Fair
@squirlmy
@squirlmy Год назад
@@blueberry7899 it would have been better if you phrased it "simply because it isn't true", that would have been closer, but as you've obfuscated the phrase, you're probably in on the conspiracy!
@highviewbarbell
@highviewbarbell 11 месяцев назад
Stop gaslighting us into thinking it was "because it's simply not true" We were all there and we saw her say "simply because it isn't true" Shame on you. Sincerely, -project veritas Ps this might be my favorite joke I've ever said
@actionalex3611
@actionalex3611 10 месяцев назад
@@highviewbarbell Should´ve waited for some likes before you wrote it up as the joke of the century. Feels kinda flat imo. lol
@Omgits7ito
@Omgits7ito 2 года назад
She's truly an icon. She is so good at being so convincingly genuine and serious about what she's saying even though it's so ridiculous 😂
@haoyuxu2021
@haoyuxu2021 2 года назад
Hahaha Can't agree more
@srprice2383
@srprice2383 Год назад
Abd when I was well. what about that?
@mrtrev4496
@mrtrev4496 Год назад
U wot
@grayonthewater
@grayonthewater Год назад
Who is this?
@teeanahera8949
@teeanahera8949 Год назад
I think you missed the message. None of it was ridiculous. Covid was and still is a deadly disease and long Covid is now going to disrupt the already laboured hospitals and transport industry. Noticed how your delivery is now delayed? Truck drivers are coming down with Covid.
@Davidudka
@Davidudka 3 года назад
"Like what happened with fidget spinners"... cracked me up. what a great talent we have in Miss Morgan.
@shootingstar175
@shootingstar175 3 года назад
That was so funny 🤣
@davemeads859
@davemeads859 3 года назад
She's honestly one of the most underrated comedians alive
@wolverinexo6417
@wolverinexo6417 Год назад
@puppy one The jokes.
@nunyabizznez2805
@nunyabizznez2805 Год назад
Why are you calling her Miss Morgan? Is she not Philomena Cunk?
@Emanuela9
@Emanuela9 Год назад
Who bought fidget spinners? Those cups that you try to get a ball in? Paddles with a ball attached that you try to hit repeatedly? Pet rock?
@user-dw1se2ew1v
@user-dw1se2ew1v Год назад
Her train of thought is so difficult to follow, which makes her so random and genius at the same time
@BandlerChing
@BandlerChing Год назад
As someone with adhd….I follow her logic way too easily 😂
@ThePallasAthene
@ThePallasAthene Год назад
now imagine trying to follow that being high. I laughed more than a few times so I guess I was able to catch a good deal
@dontcare7086
@dontcare7086 Год назад
It's not her train of thought. It's her mate paul always getting up to stuff and telling her about it!
@user-dw1se2ew1v
@user-dw1se2ew1v Год назад
@@dontcare7086 hahhaha that’s so true
@nebojsajovic2177
@nebojsajovic2177 Год назад
She is an actor, it's a script.
@PublicenemyPeter
@PublicenemyPeter Год назад
Omg the first minute killed me “it was a scandal it was even on sale in the first place” LOL
@enossified
@enossified 4 года назад
Aw, well edited for pace, but cut my favorite line, “Next time someone buys a virus they better read the fine print, because I’m not going through this again.”
@sapphirethesapphic
@sapphirethesapphic Год назад
is there a place to watch the full episode?
@Emanuela9
@Emanuela9 Год назад
The fine print 🤣
@gamdanyunizar7849
@gamdanyunizar7849 Год назад
lmao
@extinctoart
@extinctoart Год назад
She is the QUEEN of keeping a straight face
@JohnSmithAnythingChannel
@JohnSmithAnythingChannel 7 месяцев назад
the female king
@ImNotGregGraffin
@ImNotGregGraffin 3 года назад
0:32 Who knew that WAP would have such a different connotation since this was recorded?
@Rayver112
@Rayver112 3 года назад
So does the "to put us off the scent" bit xd
@aidy6000
@aidy6000 3 года назад
Is there another meaning?
@ImNotGregGraffin
@ImNotGregGraffin 3 года назад
@@aidy6000 Yeah, just type it in the RU-vid searchbar
@cameronwoods8760
@cameronwoods8760 3 года назад
@@aidy6000 Wireless Access Point
@JennySparkz
@JennySparkz 3 года назад
@@cameronwoods8760 Noooooo, no,no,no,no. waaaaay gushier that that
@andkyrmar
@andkyrmar 3 года назад
This made more sense than anything from official lines over the last year.
@keyboarddancers7751
@keyboarddancers7751 2 года назад
My words exactly!
@Emanuela9
@Emanuela9 Год назад
What we've learned from the pandemic is to ignore what the government says.
@Don-md6wn
@Don-md6wn 6 месяцев назад
You're like the brainpower of Cunk without the charm.@@Emanuela9
@SunarchyGamer
@SunarchyGamer 3 года назад
"Some people said that we should do what other countries in Europe are doing. But we couldn't see what they were doing cause they were all indoors" FUCK that killed me
@Squiddyize
@Squiddyize 2 года назад
It's like the Leslie Nielsen style of "Sorry for arriving late, Mrs Twice. We would have arrived earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then." Deadpan brilliant delivery.
@Simpleburger1968
@Simpleburger1968 2 года назад
@@Squiddyize ...and it gets so much worse after that indelicate intro ... 🤣😂
@Emanuela9
@Emanuela9 Год назад
Since our passports went blue, we don't have to do what other people are doing anyway. 😂
@Kecapsoya
@Kecapsoya Год назад
Cheers Paul for being her one and only best mate
@howard5992
@howard5992 Год назад
he's the brains of the operation
@applelmao1973
@applelmao1973 Год назад
Paul is a legend.
@PS-Straya_M8
@PS-Straya_M8 Год назад
My Mate Paul ... literally the intro for chaos! 😁
@Paul-Weston
@Paul-Weston Год назад
I love how she says something really thought provoking, and you think, "You know, she's not really that stupid", and then she totally trashes it by coming out with something utterly moronic.
@zorgate
@zorgate Год назад
my mate Paul!
@ge2623
@ge2623 Год назад
IE: Like a Human.
@dougiesherwin9591
@dougiesherwin9591 Год назад
@@ge2623 Like a politician from Floriduh.
@ge2623
@ge2623 Год назад
@@dougiesherwin9591 That too. But with more lies.
@onseniajuicy2615
@onseniajuicy2615 Год назад
Im just really ferrrified becouse im sure that i sound like her!!
@bishopinskipp2113
@bishopinskipp2113 3 года назад
Diane Morgan is so cool standing high as a talented actor, writer and comedian. Although I don't actually know how tall she is. Keep it coming Diane!
@DenkyManner
@DenkyManner 3 года назад
She is all those things but she doesn't write the Cunk stuff, that's Charlie Brooker.
@TheLetterTen
@TheLetterTen 3 года назад
Charlie Brooker writes these lines
@MarcoHandleidingManuel
@MarcoHandleidingManuel Год назад
Just asked her mate Paul. She is 5ft 7inches tall for the metric readers she is 1.70 m
@tchaffman
@tchaffman 2 года назад
You can't spell "Non-Epidemiologist" without _"Epidemiologist"_
@jacobd1984
@jacobd1984 4 года назад
Philomena Cunk might be the best fictional name I’ve heard in years.
@RobMacKendrick
@RobMacKendrick Год назад
Not since Dickens, really.
@rootfish2671
@rootfish2671 Год назад
I love the name Philomena Cunt
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Год назад
Thank Charlie Brooker for thinking that one up.
@amitagadkari4990
@amitagadkari4990 Год назад
Even better than Regina philange
@petertr2000
@petertr2000 Год назад
Duo with Jonathan Pie is well overdue
@DaftDrunk24
@DaftDrunk24 11 месяцев назад
The fact that youtube put a disclaimer on this video is the icing on the cake
@openshores4288
@openshores4288 3 года назад
LOL from "theory liker" to "non-epidemiologist" real quick haha
@mindblown42069
@mindblown42069 Год назад
"like what happened with fidget spinners" i died XD
@darrenwakefield4356
@darrenwakefield4356 3 года назад
"couldn't see what they were doing cos they were all indoors" that got me, and the fidget spinners lol
@bertrandcroft6644
@bertrandcroft6644 3 года назад
Diane is simply put HILARIOUS! What a comedy treasure!
@Neilleeds
@Neilleeds 2 года назад
Trying to cover it up , just because it isn’t true 😂😂 she’s a national treasure
@Lemonz1989
@Lemonz1989 Год назад
And here I am lying in bed infected with it for the first time in 2023. I never expected it to be so painful. Like the flu times five.
@Steve-gc5nt
@Steve-gc5nt Год назад
Hope you are feeling brighter now?
@Lemonz1989
@Lemonz1989 Год назад
@@Steve-gc5nt Thank you ☺️ Yes, I’m feeling much better now. Still sick, but I’m functional again, lol.
@LuxAeterna22878
@LuxAeterna22878 Год назад
@@Lemonz1989 I'm a month late, but hopefully you're 100% now?
@occamraiser
@occamraiser 7 месяцев назад
Sorry, I couldn't resist it..... If you're a month late, get down to the chemist's for a test.@@LuxAeterna22878
@JohnSmithAnythingChannel
@JohnSmithAnythingChannel 7 месяцев назад
@@LuxAeterna22878No response after 6 months. Must be dead🤷.
@arlaban22
@arlaban22 Год назад
I LOVE HER AND THE BACKGROUND MUSIC ON THE VIDEO..THE MUSIC TAKES ME BACK TO THE LATE 80S OR EARLY 90S OR SOMETHING..REALLY CHIL AND TIMELESS....
@peterrobbins2862
@peterrobbins2862 9 месяцев назад
Brilliance sheer brilliance especially when you comprehend what she is saying
@deanfielding4411
@deanfielding4411 Год назад
She is brilliant! First saw her in After Life. Best thing I’ve seen in a long time, hilarious.
@Organizeeewithlotsofees
@Organizeeewithlotsofees Год назад
That last line is Gold.
@Littletime839
@Littletime839 2 года назад
We've seen nothing like 5G before. Except 4G. And 3G. And 2G. And 1G/WAP.
@annagrace4169
@annagrace4169 3 года назад
The joke about relating herd immunity to fidget spinners sent me into orbit
@ilcugginocanadese
@ilcugginocanadese Год назад
The youtube covid disclaimer is hilarious in this context.
@threeferrets422
@threeferrets422 3 года назад
Covid-19 who cares as long as we have Diane Morgan to explain things to us ,as only she can. An absolute blast 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@eleanorclub
@eleanorclub 2 года назад
Insightful, sharp, and droll.
@jonhelmer8591
@jonhelmer8591 2 года назад
I haven't seen this for a year, I've been self-isolating and my mate's brother said you can pass the lurgy just by switching your computer on. Anyway, after a year it turns out it's even funnier.
@occamraiser
@occamraiser 7 месяцев назад
I have found her silliness in the past to just be silly. But this WAS EXCELLENT, and given the time it was made it was a public service! I have to radically change my views on Cunk for the better. Thank you for making this and Thank you the the ever underappreciated BBC.
@Mcwollybob
@Mcwollybob Год назад
The "Jewish computer" part is so funny because it's exactly as ridiculous as all the other anti-semitic conspiracy theories
@donxx1206
@donxx1206 Год назад
All conspiracy theories are anti semitic if you go deep enough who do you think is covering up the flat earth yeah they are who do you think the lizard people are yeah they are who are they the jew see
@Mcwollybob
@Mcwollybob Год назад
@@donxx1206 It's so strange how a ton of groups face oppression but the one oppressed group that seems to be used for every conspiracy theory is Jewish people. I don't know why they're chosen specifically. My only guess is maybe it's because certain oppressive stereotypes make it seem like Jewish people have power. Like that stereotype of Jewish people being rich or something. But it's still so weird how (I think) I've never heard a conspiracy theory about any other oppressed group.
@squirlmy
@squirlmy Год назад
@@Mcwollybob partly they gave Christianity the entire "Old Testament", which overwhelms the Gospels, as pieces of literature, anyways. Jesus brings the "baggage" of Jewish history. If you really want to hear non-Jewish conspiracy theories, you can go to India, Southeast Asia, etc, but wherever Christianity has a major presence, (therefore places English, Spanish and other Western European languages dominate) there is an existential insecurity about the Jewish people. And of course in Muslim societies, which can trace their faith to Abraham's son Ishaq (Isaac), while his other son Ismael (Ishmael) carried on the Jewish tradition. It's a similar, although not exactly the same, dynamic.
@bubblespawn
@bubblespawn Год назад
You've clearly never heard about the dwarven underpants conspiracy.
@juliac3597
@juliac3597 Год назад
@@Mcwollybob We have always been the scapegoats. We wash for ritual purity, which means we have better hygiene and therefore suffered less from plagues and other epidemics,which lead to accusations of Jews poisoning wells. Then there's the issue of the Christians and Muslems both claiming to be the new chosen people but the only problem is that the original Abrahamic practitioners won't go away and always seem to thrive, which is kind of against what they're preaching. After all, why would G-d bless those whom He supposedly discarded? This leads to resentment. Then, there's the whole 'wealthy Jew' and 'misery Jew thing.' For much of European and Arabic history, the Jews were ostracized for not being Christian/Muslem. In the Christian countries, they weren't allowed to own property, hold official positions, and were barred from many professions. This stuck them in trade and loans. Money-lenders make money from interest, which means that the Jews would be resented because everyone owed them money. But that was all that was open to them. When the resentment built up enough and the church made enough of their libel sermons, another pogrom or expulsion would occur. As for Jews being rich; some are, some aren't. My family wasn't. We were lower middle-class and moved up to regular while I was growing up. But Jews tend to be philanthropists, which means that their wealth is noticed, or simply misconstrued. There's a lot more to say about this, but it is 2am... theconversation.com/american-jews-and-charitable-giving-an-enduring-tradition-87993
@zazuzazz5419
@zazuzazz5419 6 месяцев назад
Cunk’s narrative here makes more sense than anything/anywhere we’ve lived through these past three years. 😂
@vicsaul5459
@vicsaul5459 Год назад
My mate Paul, the 📖 the 🎥the legend 👏🙌
@vicsaul5459
@vicsaul5459 Год назад
02:53 The theme tune to' Vision On' Brilliant absolutely brilliant editing
@sarahrothman8855
@sarahrothman8855 3 года назад
thanks mandy u put it in a way i understand xxx
@danielosterman9676
@danielosterman9676 Год назад
"My mate Paul,..." All we need to know I should think.
@daviddavies2945
@daviddavies2945 3 года назад
Thanks Philomena, suddenly everything makes sense.
@andhkaarkayamrahe6515
@andhkaarkayamrahe6515 Год назад
Lmao the serene background music while she speaks 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@juliesofiepettersen8311
@juliesofiepettersen8311 Год назад
Glad this is british, people would believe it in the US
@johnnyboy5976
@johnnyboy5976 3 года назад
Should pair her up with Karl Pilkington.
@liam4391
@liam4391 3 года назад
That would be wonderful podcast..
@RyanRyzzo
@RyanRyzzo 3 года назад
That could either result in them cancelling each other out... or a "strangelet" being created.
@ronettemeyer1521
@ronettemeyer1521 9 месяцев назад
She is perfection. She brilliantly captures that ignorant component of society that is making life dangerous and difficult for everyone
@tommytimp
@tommytimp 3 года назад
She's great--kind of Borat X Hyacinth Bucket divided by Jiminy Glick.
@johncheetham4607
@johncheetham4607 7 месяцев назад
🤣 funny. Lass is an absolute legend
@henryhargraves4184
@henryhargraves4184 Год назад
Loved the reference to herd immunity and fidget spinners 😂
@jeremygregorio7472
@jeremygregorio7472 Год назад
As an American this is still better than the response we got out of Fox News
@spongebobsquaretits
@spongebobsquaretits 4 года назад
what happened to the full show, was watching the other day and now i cant find it
@ameyab930
@ameyab930 3 года назад
I saw few of her videos 7-8 years ago and the lady hasn't aged a day!
@davidgalloway266
@davidgalloway266 Год назад
Bloody brilliant 👏 👌 👍 🙌
@RevYars
@RevYars 7 месяцев назад
I wish I'd seen this video earlier, I think I was just lucky that I happened to avoid pubs in England during the pandemic. I did sell a fair few pints of Mad Cow lager though when I was last there in the 90s. Cheers from Australia!
@stanleyooi7792
@stanleyooi7792 7 месяцев назад
Absolutely brilliant 👍🏻. She should be our next Minister for Double Speak (as the post of Minister for Common Sense is already taken) 😁😂😂😂
@richardcranium8408
@richardcranium8408 Год назад
An absolutely brilliant spaghetti soup commentary.
@MilesDavisKDAB
@MilesDavisKDAB 4 года назад
Great video, I haven't laughed so much for ages.
@goongoozle4028
@goongoozle4028 Год назад
'Like what happened with fidget spinners'
@availablehage
@availablehage Год назад
Was called WAP probably to throw us off the scent😂😂😂
@georgemoskal2098
@georgemoskal2098 3 года назад
Great stuff. Mental but great.
@scratch7971
@scratch7971 Год назад
She could unironically run for US senate, she’s better at being crazy than real crazies, like MTG lol
@goomba8170
@goomba8170 Год назад
You realize she’s british right? Lmao
@scratch7971
@scratch7971 Год назад
@@goomba8170 In the US, senators can be first gen citizens and gain significant office, such as Ted Cruz, a famous Canadian senator. Also The Terminator himself, Arny.
@TheMirksta
@TheMirksta Год назад
Magic the gathering?
@steves7013
@steves7013 Год назад
She is just Awesome ❤️
@77936fief
@77936fief 3 года назад
i love this woman
@TheWerelf
@TheWerelf 2 года назад
thank god we got herd immunity to fidget spinners!
@valerimihaylov8849
@valerimihaylov8849 4 месяца назад
It says i am getting "the most accurate information about Covid-19" in a warning message above the description 😂😂😂
@jasonconnery2736
@jasonconnery2736 3 года назад
What is the background soundtrack to the start of this clip anybody? Some trance type melodic sax reggae number?
@radioactivet-rex286
@radioactivet-rex286 Год назад
"some people said we should do what most of europe was doing, but we couldnt see what they were doing cuz they were all indoors" I haven't laughed this hard in fkin ages, my god
@Emanuela9
@Emanuela9 Год назад
and since our passports turned blue, we don't have to do what other people are doing anyway 😂
@DonoVideoProductions
@DonoVideoProductions Год назад
She shows the lunacy and hypocrisy of the response to COVID, and the dangerous result and aftermath in 3 minutes. Brilliant!
@novakingood3788
@novakingood3788 Год назад
Just watching Icke there and I'm sure he briefly let his true lizard self show for a fraction of a second. Also, his right hand looks very duck-billed-platypus-like.
@johnbeckman492
@johnbeckman492 3 месяца назад
.."simply because it isn't true..." (yeah, the nerve of them) She could run for high political office in the U.S. This whole bit was pure genius.
@mirolubos
@mirolubos Год назад
she is so insanely funny.
@TRAWKArelax
@TRAWKArelax 6 месяцев назад
I like you very much Philomena!!
@belleboy1711
@belleboy1711 Год назад
The NHS ONE KILLED ME 😂😂
@ewascheer7951
@ewascheer7951 4 года назад
what a deadpan ! absolutely brilliant satire isn't it ... or am I the only person who sees it as such ? any way made me laugh
@c4715
@c4715 3 года назад
It's not comedy, she's a serious journalist in the North West.
@ryanbroadley23
@ryanbroadley23 3 года назад
So much deadpan I can't tell who's joking or stupid
@NOWtheband
@NOWtheband 3 года назад
@@c4715 - Perfect.
@jaex9617
@jaex9617 2 года назад
@@c4715 Many of my ancestors left the greater Manchester area for the US. I did some historical and geographical research. I believe they had good reasons. 😆
@timcolledge3732
@timcolledge3732 3 года назад
Highly amusing!!! 😍🤣
@anonyshinki
@anonyshinki Год назад
I still remember WAP and it's outrageous pricing... GPRS was a godsend.
@educateme8455
@educateme8455 Год назад
Cunk is brilliant. By which I mean the 7 white London white men who write her script.
@daskleinegluck4553
@daskleinegluck4553 Год назад
Watched it, transmitted by 6G and it all made sense.
@roscored1000
@roscored1000 8 месяцев назад
makes total sense to me, considering the death toll in the UK
@Luke-qj5jn
@Luke-qj5jn Год назад
I just love her.
@deadbeat1980
@deadbeat1980 3 года назад
Is Paul that guy from 'Brush Strokes?'
@mikes5637
@mikes5637 3 года назад
We need an update one year on, Phil.
@Penpaper
@Penpaper Год назад
Her name is Diane Morgan and her standup is fun too
@perasperas
@perasperas Год назад
😂 Wish I had seen this 2 years ago to send it to certain people...
@ChubbyChecker182
@ChubbyChecker182 Год назад
The Leslie Neilsen of our times
@winonafrog
@winonafrog Год назад
yes, was just thinking that!
@Poet_03
@Poet_03 Год назад
The LittleBigPlanet music at the end fits pretty well lmao
@petergorm
@petergorm Год назад
She is so damn funny! Absolutely love her.
@potito7216
@potito7216 Год назад
What are the names of the piano pieces in the background?
@bemusedkidney8619
@bemusedkidney8619 Год назад
"My mate Paul...." 🤣😍
@MichelleCaruana
@MichelleCaruana 2 года назад
I love her
@blackhorse8427
@blackhorse8427 2 года назад
Finaly thanx to Philomena Brits can understand something.
@mikekim1219
@mikekim1219 Год назад
She is not dumb. She just is not well informed and proud of it.
@TranNguyen-sw7wu
@TranNguyen-sw7wu Месяц назад
She speaks so much sense. Sometimes a bit too much sense for a regular to process.
@kxmode
@kxmode Год назад
She also forgot about OG... which, if I'm not mistaken, is ham radio.
@Rubbernecker
@Rubbernecker Год назад
Brilliant.
@drjny
@drjny 8 месяцев назад
I'd like to meet her mate Paul.
@chrisstrider
@chrisstrider Год назад
Doesn’t get old
@nigelcarren
@nigelcarren 3 года назад
What is Diane Morgan? 🤔❤️
@alfred2279
@alfred2279 3 года назад
What's the name of that music track in the background ,which starts from 2:35 ? I was looking for the name of it since i was teenager.
@dizzydolly722
@dizzydolly722 3 года назад
The Vision On theme music.
@JLSOrnithologySociety2015
@JLSOrnithologySociety2015 2 года назад
left bank two
@pinza.d9007
@pinza.d9007 Год назад
legend.
@Emanuela9
@Emanuela9 Год назад
Love this. It's so stupid, it's funny. 🤣
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